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POLL: what's your wife's body count?
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:57 PM Author: histrionic base i'm doing research (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48947280) |
Date: May 20th, 2025 12:57 PM Author: Internet-worthy Contagious Twinkling Uncleanness 1 handful (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48947281) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:57 PM Author: soul-stirring queen of the night fat ankles 1 guy before me. whore (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48947282) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:58 PM Author: histrionic base 180. my wife's is allegedly 3 (only 2 before me), but according to my mistress my wife lied to me.
LMK if you want me to explain. |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:59 PM Author: jet stage becky it at least 4 considering i know for a fact she has slept with one person after marrying you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48947290) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:59 PM Author: histrionic base go away you indian turd bastard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48947296) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:00 PM Author: jet stage becky if you can't keep me out of your bedroom why the fuck would you think you can keep me out of a thread? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48947301) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:00 PM Author: histrionic base (smelly assnigger nonwhite) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48947302) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:01 PM Author: jet stage becky you wife asks me not to shower. says she enjoys a musky chocobar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48947307) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:58 PM Author: Sick talented step-uncle's house wife? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48947283) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:58 PM Author: jet stage becky i think my gf's is around 30. my ex-wife was less than 10. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48947285) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: soul-stirring queen of the night fat ankles 30 is actually insane. is she an actual whore? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48947400) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: jet stage becky mines in the triple digits so i can't judge. and i don't care about body count unless it's indicative of extreme self-destructive behavior. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48947428) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:16 AM Author: Frozen dark space idea he suggested lol sure it is (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48950232) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:44 PM Author: Costumed ungodly heaven dopamine triple digits is prima facie indicative of extreme self-destructive behavior (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992770) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:14 PM Author: Vermilion hateful library ? for a 43 yo man it's 4 per year since the age of 18 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48993508) |
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Date: June 8th, 2025 12:40 PM Author: jet stage becky i've mostly been in long term relationships. but there were a few periods of mindless casual sex for the sake of it. but even when dating in the hopes of something long term sex is often just an ordinary part of the dating process. plus dating a couple "bi" girls down for an occasional 3way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48996786) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:59 PM Author: Fragrant Mint Faggot Firefighter Hominid men older than 35 really need to take a stand and not use that term.
i hear olds like me using zoomer porn slang like "glazing" and "body count" and "gaped" and it all needs to stop
youngs should be pressured by people who actually have money to stop talking pornographically |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:00 PM Author: histrionic base body count has been in use for a while. so has gaped.
glazed is new so i will give you that. |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:01 PM Author: Fragrant Mint Faggot Firefighter Hominid fair enough, and body count at least is meant to be about sex
i hear people saying glazed and gaped as metaphors all the time. wtf. this isnt a pornhub comment section, faggot, this is IRL. Have some dignity |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:03 PM Author: histrionic base i listen to A LOT of youtube reactors who react to rap songs, so glazed sounds normal to me now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48947310) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:01 PM Author: mind-boggling red blood rage monthly nut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48947304) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:59 PM Author: tan messiness while I watched? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48947297) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 2:18 PM Author: At-the-ready pale windowlicker Are you talking shit or actual LS? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48947648) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:44 PM Author: Massive Center Lol 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48993596) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:18 PM Author: shaky goal in life Probably over 100. She was a hot little slut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48947389) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:23 PM Author: Orange Antidepressant Drug Clown I’ve lost track since the wedding (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48947434) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:37 AM Author: hideous aphrodisiac site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48986000) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:06 AM Author: histrionic base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48950150) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:44 AM Author: disgusting pit She lost count but somewhere over 500
She’s not very sexual anymore tho |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:02 AM Author: fluffy amethyst associate amazing poast moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48950213) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:05 AM Author: histrionic base i think my wife may have cheated on me years ago. should i kill her? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48950215) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:10 AM Author: Frozen dark space idea he suggested 1 including me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48950220) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:42 AM Author: Electric bistre wagecucks she's had 2 bodies come out of her so far (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48950265) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:13 PM Author: histrionic base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48953547) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:14 PM Author: low-t fortuitous meteor I dunno (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48953549) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:19 PM Author: drunken crawly locale toaster 2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48953564) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:21 AM Author: histrionic base update, i had an absolute mental meltdown that had its genesis in this question, and it turns out my wife did, in fact, only sleep with two guys before me.
also, i'm back on antidepressants! |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:23 AM Author: Mewling embarrassed to the bone resort filthpig she lied because she knows you’re a gay jewish psycho (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48985948) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:42 AM Author: histrionic base no she didn't.
you are really a sad and pathetic person. much like i was when i was an active addict. |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:48 AM Author: Mewling embarrassed to the bone resort filthpig You’re still a drug addicted kike fag. Your children will laugh when you inevitably kill yourself, and they’ll give your whore wife a high five for it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48986038) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:25 PM Author: jet stage becky even in that bleak scenario he still would have had a wife and children whereas you will always be a NEET incel lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992721) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: histrionic base i'm high on various class A narcotics rn and getting sucked by a tranny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992734) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:02 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle infuriating philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992829) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: Mewling embarrassed to the bone resort filthpig You’re a loser and so is this kike
Lmao @ having gay kids w some nigger fucking jew whore |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:41 PM Author: histrionic base woah look out guys, he said nigger! and then jew and kike. wild man alert. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992757) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:42 PM Author: Mewling embarrassed to the bone resort filthpig You’re a jew and you get fucked by men
lol @ you, faggot |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:44 PM Author: histrionic base oh man, what will this guy say next! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992768) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:47 PM Author: Mewling embarrassed to the bone resort filthpig “Hey guyth is thith punk rock?”
*gets buttfucked by a nigger*
What a cool kike! |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:48 PM Author: histrionic base how much do the truckers pay you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992783) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:49 PM Author: Mewling embarrassed to the bone resort filthpig kike faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992794) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:44 PM Author: jet stage becky excuse me he's one of ARE top antisemites and all the people he's been fucked by were identifying as women at the time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992769) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:47 PM Author: histrionic base isn't bp confirmed to have sucked dicks for money at new england truck stops? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992781) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:49 PM Author: Mewling embarrassed to the bone resort filthpig “I do it for free!”
-Zurich, proud Jewish “man” |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:50 PM Author: histrionic base (totally not jewish but bragging that HE got paid for dicksucks whereas i did it for nothing) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992798) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:54 PM Author: Mewling embarrassed to the bone resort filthpig You’re spiraling
and jewish
shameful |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:54 PM Author: histrionic base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992812) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:57 PM Author: jet stage becky you're spiraling dude. boner police (chill fratty hinged tuft chad) said so. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992819) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:14 PM Author: Mewling embarrassed to the bone resort filthpig simp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992854) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:48 AM Author: Abnormal theater stage 0 before me, 1 since marriage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48986037) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:09 PM Author: histrionic base what's yours?
my wife and i both had only two before we met each other. i ruined that when i went off the rails a few years ago. i hate myself for that. |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:02 PM Author: Abnormal theater stage around 15, she knew a few of them before we married and they still keep in touch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992642) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:10 PM Author: Lascivious pearl jew I’m assuming a lot because she always goes to South America for a month and stays at hostels (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992677) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:11 PM Author: Cream misanthropic travel guidebook new version 7 before me. I got her at age 21. 5 of the 7 were when she was 15-16. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992683) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:12 PM Author: drunken crawly locale toaster How many after? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992686) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: Cream misanthropic travel guidebook new version zero so far, but I’m doing my best to make it an integer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992727) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:51 PM Author: Light titillating trailer park Did she have a busy sophomore year? Getting passed around by cool juniors and seniors? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48993765) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:23 PM Author: cyan institution Ex-wife was somewhere in the 60-70 range. As part of the 4th Step in AA you have to make a list, and I accidentally saw hers and was like wtf. Had plenty entries like “airline pilot in Denver” and stuff, lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992718) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: Vermilion hateful library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992725) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: Henna stead crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992732) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:45 PM Author: excitant mischievous indian lodge pocket flask 180 if true. 180 if flame. Well done, sir. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992772) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:50 PM Author: cyan institution True. A bit of a surprise because when we started dating she has clearly said it was “under 50.” I felt a bit deceived later, NGL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48993038) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:07 PM Author: Vermilion hateful library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48993489) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:58 PM Author: Comical gay trust fund voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992821) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:02 PM Author: Claret nubile temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992831) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:47 PM Author: Massive Center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48993604) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:59 PM Author: Orange Antidepressant Drug Clown My 4th step is sitting in the garage. My birdbrain wife has never bothered reading. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48993789) |
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Date: June 7th, 2025 12:22 AM Author: cyan institution That’s best. I didn’t seek it out, just stumbled across it in an untitled notebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48993956) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:28 PM Author: low-t fortuitous meteor No idea. I hope it's a ton (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992729) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: Henna stead crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992733) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:48 PM Author: bisexual scarlet gaping menage Including me, zero (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992784) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:48 PM Author: excitant mischievous indian lodge pocket flask I'm virtually certain I am the only one. She was religious and wanted to save herself for marriage. And she had only one serious boyfriend before me, and I know the fact that she refused to fuck him was a point of contention in their relationship. And I am pretty sure she hasn't fucked anyone after marriage, because I have given her permission to do so, so I would assume she would tell me if she did. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992789) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:54 PM Author: Costumed ungodly heaven dopamine "And I am pretty sure she hasn't fucked anyone after marriage, because I have given her permission to do so"
Strange "marriage" you've got there |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:12 PM Author: ocher round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48993504) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:53 PM Author: Light titillating trailer park Yeah, how did that come about? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48993770) |
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Date: June 8th, 2025 12:08 PM Author: excitant mischievous indian lodge pocket flask I'm a cheatmo and I barely hide it. I can't tell if the wife just tolerates it or if she is in denial about the fact that I am fucking some of the women I hang around with. I figured it was only fair if I let her do the same thing. Plus I was hoping that we could just do a full open marriage and I wouldn't have to keep pretending like I don't fuck my side pieces. She didn't bite, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48996732) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:52 PM Author: arousing avocado mental disorder 3 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992804) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: Costumed ungodly heaven dopamine this girl I was fucking and really liked told me her number was around 75 and it left me sort of in shock. I kept dating and fucking her for a while after that, but I couldn't take her seriously as a marriage prospect anymore so I always had one foot out the door.
current wife has 3 before me.
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:59 PM Author: Henna stead crotch THat's insane, it's good you found another girl who loves wrestling, horror movies and video games (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992822) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:17 PM Author: Costumed ungodly heaven dopamine she loves horror movies, used to occasionally go to or watch a wrestling event but isn't really a fan, and basically the same for video games. she used to play story-based games like Detroit Become Human and Dark Pictures Anthology with me but hasn't since we've had kids. she is too tired and doesn't have time. She is still very fuckable despite being 40 and having produced 2 children so it's fine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992860) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:05 PM Author: histrionic base that's disgusting, wtf. shocked she admitted to that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992839) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:18 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle infuriating philosopher-king lots of cope and delusion itt lmaoooooo
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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:20 PM Author: Henna stead crotch My roastie isn't like the others, she only fucked 1-2 guys before she chose me, I have the Best Life Ever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992874) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:30 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle infuriating philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992894) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:33 PM Author: fantasy-prone topaz locus prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48993551) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 7:44 PM Author: fantasy-prone topaz locus prole 1 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48993265) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:45 PM Author: ruby racy partner doing research for a research boner tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48993598) |