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Coming home in the 90s and checking the answering machine, tp
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM Author: thriller sepia degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42882671) |
Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM Author: awkward legend principal's office ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42882683) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM Author: thriller sepia degenerate "And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,
And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."
All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness! |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: thriller sepia degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42944243) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: thriller sepia degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43053104) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM Author: thriller sepia degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43124776) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: Clear greedy international law enforcement agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43174757) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM Author: thriller sepia degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43174768) |
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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM Author: Junko Enoshima Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49653016) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM Author: purple galvanic chapel incel My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42882686) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM Author: thriller sepia degenerate LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.
My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.
And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.
My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: thriller sepia degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42944245) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: thriller sepia degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43053102) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM Author: thriller sepia degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43183891) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM Author: Pale electric whorehouse "You've reached the..."
entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"
*lib shudders* |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM Author: thriller sepia degenerate 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43194586) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM Author: thriller sepia degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43199501) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM Author: thriller sepia degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43202536) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM Author: Cheese-eating blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43202544) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM Author: thriller sepia degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43202647) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM Author: thriller sepia degenerate !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43288109) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM Author: thriller sepia degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43515330) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM Author: thriller sepia degenerate LMAO at this planet... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43515656) |
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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM Author: thriller sepia degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43523933) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM Author: thriller sepia degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43525643) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM Author: Pale electric whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43525655) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM Author: thriller sepia degenerate !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43525672) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49639864) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49639870) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM Author: ...,....,,........ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49652472) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49652480) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM Author: mildly autistic school cafeteria I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42882772) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM Author: thriller sepia degenerate This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42887666) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM Author: mildly autistic school cafeteria our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42888212) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM Author: thriller sepia degenerate Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42944234) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM Author: Excitant angry deer antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42883021) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM Author: Comical sickened associate stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42883064) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM Author: thriller sepia degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42914998) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM Author: thriller sepia degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42944196) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: pearl nighttime church building aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42944246) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM Author: thriller sepia degenerate Lol'd IRL, tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42950183) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM Author: coral trip church Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42950197) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM Author: thriller sepia degenerate 180000000000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42950447) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM Author: thriller sepia degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42954648) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM Author: thriller sepia degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42954896) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: thriller sepia degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42969770) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: Misanthropic Son Of Senegal Strong thread/moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42969803) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: thriller sepia degenerate ;-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42969808) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM Author: green ticket booth Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42969813) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM Author: coral trip church Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.
I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years. |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: thriller sepia degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43183889) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: thriller sepia degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43183888) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM Author: thriller sepia degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42989440) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM Author: thriller sepia degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43053100) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Amber Den Idea He Suggested It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43053111) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM Author: thriller sepia degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43106521) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM Author: thriller sepia degenerate This poast blew my mind, not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43107001) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM Author: thriller sepia degenerate As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43107002) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: Clear greedy international law enforcement agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43174759) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM Author: thriller sepia degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43177601) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM Author: thriller sepia degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43124696) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM Author: thriller sepia degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43174542) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM Author: thriller sepia degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43194577) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM Author: thriller sepia degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43239492) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM Author: Dead rehab [your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43288116) |
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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM Author: thriller sepia degenerate 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43299359) |
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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM Author: thriller sepia degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43324612) |
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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM Author: thriller sepia degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43514420) |
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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM Author: Amber Den Idea He Suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49196901) |
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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM Author: thriller sepia degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49199590) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM Author: Amber Den Idea He Suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49200263) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM Author: thriller sepia degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49200780) |
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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: thriller sepia degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49372624) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: thriller sepia degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49375825) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: thriller sepia degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49375827) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: thriller sepia degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49375828) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: thriller sepia degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49375830) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: Citrine lettuce masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49375842) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: thriller sepia degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376322) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: Supple Stag Film Wrinkle *is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend* *checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday* "You have ... 24 ... new voicemails." |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: thriller sepia degenerate Okay, I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376324) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: Supple Stag Film Wrinkle *listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"* *sighs*
*hits 'repeat voicemail' button* |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: thriller sepia degenerate On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376409) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: Supple Stag Film Wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376411) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: thriller sepia degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376412) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM Author: thriller sepia degenerate I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376414) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM Author: Supple Stag Film Wrinkle o it's clear brother.
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM Author: thriller sepia degenerate <3<3<3
Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49639794) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49652305) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM Author: Frutiger Aero (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49652439) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly) Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49652462) |
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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49653001) |