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my personal 2: - doodikoff is [X] years old 🥳 (where X...
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the only recurring jokes that still work on me is "what...
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"but where would i get a million dollars?!" in hyp...
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yeah i like that one. hypo threads have some hilarious and i...
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i like the really well done "could you X in X years&quo...
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lmao those are 180 those are some of the only ones here whe...
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the best ones involve some sort of probability which really ...
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Anyone could get a rebound on effort alone. Plenty of plays ...
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cr all of these are actually very achievable for instance in...
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Well I think it's very unlikely you'd make contact against M...
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yeah but bro 100 is a really big number just like how out of...
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You definitely could get a defensive rebound sometimes the o...
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good point considering they'd surely play that way against a...
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I mean so you don't get hit at all for 5 seconds and you jus...
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FLW rushes in immediately to talk about how he just beat 3 N...
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the "actually i was invested in it the whole time and s...
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threads about him, lisa rowe, peterman, doobs... they are al...
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cr petermanthreaders are still doing yeoman's work
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There was that one thread where someone turned it into the L...
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Date: August 7th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: copper gunner tanning salon

my personal 2:

- doodikoff is [X] years old 🥳 (where X is some number that increases by 2 each year)

- spelling boom as BOM. just feels right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49165401)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Blue wonderful business firm cuckoldry

accusing any poaster who claims to be a woman as doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49165410)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: copper gunner tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49165417)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: pearly sandwich new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49178974)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:29 PM
Author: pearl stirring ticket booth organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49178996)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: iridescent godawful double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179004)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: jade lodge gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179152)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: Cream orchestra pit dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49180985)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: vermilion national pistol

MPA being intelligent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49165420)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: multi-colored impressive set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49165425)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: french aphrodisiac sanctuary hissy fit

Po boys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49165509)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Orchid useless brakes voyeur



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: copper gunner tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49178963)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: galvanic jap son of senegal

the only recurring jokes that still work on me is "whats his name" and "who just joined" - everything else gets tedious and frankly abused. like the rubio thing was 180 but dbg ran it into the ground.

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all of the threads of "replace one word in this movie title" are sps because there is always one dork ruining it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49178972)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: pearly sandwich new version

"but where would i get a million dollars?!" in hypo threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49178976)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: galvanic jap son of senegal

yeah i like that one. hypo threads have some hilarious and inventive answers tbh. i always read those.

I am a huge fan of the "white girl does x with an asian man. why?" threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49178984)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: pearly sandwich new version

i like the really well done "could you X in X years" poasts that bait a bunch of paunchy middle aged lolwyers into passionately claiming that they could through a 90mph fastball or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49178987)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:33 PM
Author: iridescent godawful double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179005)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:33 PM
Author: galvanic jap son of senegal

lmao those are 180

those are some of the only ones here where i am like "are you people serious? you sound serious"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179008)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: pearly sandwich new version

the best ones involve some sort of probability which really scrambles the brain over overconfident wordcels.

"given 100 at bats could you get on base in the mlb?"

"if you had 5 seconds to throw could you complete a 10 year pass if you played QB the entire game?"

"could you get a rebound on 100 attempts in the nba?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179038)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Out-of-control philosopher-king

Anyone could get a rebound on effort alone. Plenty of plays where everyone is just standing around. You could also win this hypo by luck by standing somewhere random on the court and getting lucky when the ball bounces to you exactly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179066)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: pearly sandwich new version

cr all of these are actually very achievable for instance in in 100 mlb pitches anyone would make contact and it's just a matter of odds if the ball goes right or if a player makes an error 100 is certainly a large enough number that i could do it in fact i'm sure i could

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179086)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Out-of-control philosopher-king

Well I think it's very unlikely you'd make contact against MLB pitching. And you'd probably have to build up some arm strength to hit it hard enough to go into the infield.

But in basketball there's inevitably at least one play where the ball ricochets right to a guy by luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179103)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: pearly sandwich new version

yeah but bro 100 is a really big number just like how out of a 100 tries i could def get at least *ONE* rebound in the nba

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179108)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: Out-of-control philosopher-king

You definitely could get a defensive rebound sometimes the offense just clears out on their own and goes back to the other side. If you said offensive rebound that would be a lot more unlikely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179113)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: pearly sandwich new version

good point considering they'd surely play that way against a paunchy middle aged lawyer gassed in the first quarter. come to think of it, if i started as qb and had a whole five seconds i could 100% throw a measly 10 yard pass too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179117)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Out-of-control philosopher-king

I mean so you don't get hit at all for 5 seconds and you just have to dump it off to a guy who could potentially run 10 yards or does the ball have to sail ten yards? It's still doable and probably most wouldn't but a few athletic guys could.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179168)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Out-of-control philosopher-king

FLW rushes in immediately to talk about how he just beat 3 Navy SEALs in a swim race, then makes a bunch of threads about how some prole he knows ODd and died, casually drops he's a crypto millionaire despite ten years of saying it was a stupid investment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179054)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: pearly sandwich new version

the "actually i was invested in it the whole time and sold at the top" claim caused me to question reality in the way fulano described. maybe *i'm* the mark and his whole zero L shtick is subtle flame!

but nope lol. amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179069)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: iridescent godawful double fault

MARCO RUBIO TOYOTA WILL NEVER DIE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179011)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:44 AM
Author: Cream orchestra pit dopamine

COME ON DOWN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49180997)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: iridescent godawful double fault



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: comical azure principal's office

"Which dad?" is still a banger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179156)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: iridescent godawful double fault



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: Irradiated hell



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: overrated boiling water antidepressant drug

Sealclubber existing and posting words and phrases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49178986)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: copper gunner tanning salon

I think VoteRepublicantp is the current POTUS of that category

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49178989)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:25 PM
Author: pearly sandwich new version

he has a very unique style that is

mesmerizing

durr durr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49178990)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Talented Rehab

George20, an obscure poaster from 20 years ago, growing angry after learning that an innocuous phrase was not, in fact, a thiny veiled homosexual inuendo.

I started poasting in like 2010 and I think he predated me. Never saw the guy poast. Still, this gag lives on. He's probably 50 years old with a wife and grown kids and hasn't thought about XO since Obama's first term, but we think about him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49178992)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: galvanic jap son of senegal

threads about him, lisa rowe, peterman, doobs... they are all kind of not worth bumping if the person isnt here anymore. sad to consider. so many great threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179017)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Talented Rehab

We'll bump them until we're dead, friend. And when we're dead, the next generation will bump them. The sun will never set on our bumps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179034)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: Out-of-control philosopher-king



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: copper gunner tanning salon

cr petermanthreaders are still doing yeoman's work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179107)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: black becky

He was posting here when I signed up in 2015 I think as a pumo but had a very recognizable style

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179073)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:33 PM
Author: Disrespectful codepig milk

questioning any poster you don’t like’s ability to process lactose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179010)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: iridescent godawful double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179014)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Talented Rehab

Related: petitioning that any poaster with whom you disagree should repatriate to China, Israel, or India.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179044)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: iridescent godawful double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Disrespectful codepig milk

cr and I feel, perhaps without justification, that I started that or at least helped make it mainstream on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179142)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: jade lodge gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179165)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: Lime beady-eyed deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179929)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: Orchid useless brakes voyeur

cf. smells like duck sauce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49181784)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal deranged shrine karate

it's very small and simple, but thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179047)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: jade lodge gaping

when its well positioned and hasnt been seen in a while, its 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179172)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Ruby National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49182007)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Irradiated hell

jjc's brady email never gets old to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179056)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Floppy clown center

know if you need any help on mba essays. Best of luck, brah."

"Anonymous"

Harvard Business School

Class of 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179071)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: black becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179222)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: galvanic jap son of senegal

all of those are gems. the one where he has to take a sick day because he got nowagd lives in my mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179075)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: hideous potus faggotry

There was that one thread where someone turned it into the Lord's Prayer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179114)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: pearly sandwich new version

we'll see what unfolds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179150)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: iridescent godawful double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49180187)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: iridescent godawful double fault

I say this irl fairly frequently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49180189)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:30 AM
Author: Floppy clown center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49181271)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: copper gunner tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49181315)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: Cream orchestra pit dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49180986)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: chestnut bossy indirect expression knife

The whole collection is evergreen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49181309)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: lascivious lilac elastic band

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179058)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Irradiated hell

peak experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179062)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: Out-of-control philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179080)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: lascivious lilac elastic band

That thread with the dad who jumped off a cruise ship to save his dotter who fell had a 190 reply chain in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179097)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: Disrespectful codepig milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49181993)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Talented Rehab

it was insane when it actually worked on that Air India flight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179104)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: jade lodge gaping

very Anthony Bourdain-ish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179179)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Talented Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179819)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: iridescent godawful double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179931)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Disrespectful codepig milk

this was like being a Trumpmo in 2015… board was just ahead of the curve

wait till dinoskepticism goes mainstream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179147)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: black becky

Calling foreign leaders the POTUS of their country is a good bit every time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179068)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: Out-of-control philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179081)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Talented Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179098)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: hideous potus faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179115)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Disrespectful codepig milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179148)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: pearly sandwich new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179157)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: provocative geriatric site jew

doobs being the POTUS of his school's SCOTUS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49180200)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Sick Gas Station Regret

wtf else would you call a head of state?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49182016)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: lascivious lilac elastic band

120 how gujurati invariably created a subthread ganges ITT full of usual sophomoric garbage "insights"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179072)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: black becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179076)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: stimulating pea-brained area masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49180550)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Irradiated hell

evan's fake news links

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179094)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Apoplectic Pit Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179241)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: walnut people who are hurt

i dunno if it counts but foreigners completely misunderstanding "prole" and getting called out for it always cracks me up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179130)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Dashing Free-loading Reading Party Office

everyone here being not flame mentally ill haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179153)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Disrespectful codepig milk

clothmos being fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179173)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:38 AM
Author: Cream orchestra pit dopamine

that's not a "gag", hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49180987)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:41 AM
Author: Disrespectful codepig milk

Wow, I didn’t know that. You’re telling me for the first time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49180991)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: jade lodge gaping

i dont know why, but breifcase full of duck sauce always makes me lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179186)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: iridescent godawful double fault

this thread smells like duck sauce does as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49180192)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: spectacular insane prole parlor

Tipping 10% or less on engagement ring sales. If at least one poster tried this and got screed by a vengeful salesmen it would be worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179196)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Primrose bawdyhouse degenerate

gakk-fueled bumping sprees that last for days and make the bort completely unreadable

obsessing over the irl of poasters and letting it consume your every waking moment

I'm gay/I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179287)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Thriller Native

Replying "tp" to great lines

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179799)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Disrespectful codepig milk

Replying "tp" to great lines tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179917)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: frisky bipolar yarmulke turdskin

Replying "tp" to great lines tp tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49180190)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 4:40 AM
Author: Disrespectful codepig milk

🤯🤯🤯

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49180950)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Ruby National Security Agency

I like that this has been independently discovered elsewhere by adding "groyper" to great turns of phrase

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49182003)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Apoplectic Pit Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49179886)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: Tan faggot firefighter locus

assassination vs. assassination to death vs. being mortally slain in a fatal assassination

the endless parade of superstar rappers being assassinated to death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49180226)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: outnumbered box office circlehead

the”eggs mcmuffin” joke format. it’s one of the few xoisms that i regularly use with my wife because it gets an lol every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49180289)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Out-of-control philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49180310)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: hideous potus faggotry

"Oh, Harold!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49180469)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 11:10 AM
Author: iridescent godawful double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49181467)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 4:41 AM
Author: Disrespectful codepig milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49180951)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:20 PM
Author: Umber love of her life

I say "pick up some Millers Lite for the lake" joke to my friends all the time and they love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49181834)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: Charismatic idea he suggested

whatever happened to "I'm a refrigerator, I am very cold. Whoosh."

also, lol @ your life, no frog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49180342)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: iridescent godawful double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49181468)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: vermilion national pistol

nigger faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49181472)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: Chrome Quadroon School Cafeteria

Costco’s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49180511)



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Date: August 18th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49195969)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 5:11 AM
Author: Sienna pocket flask

When there's a 100+ post thread about someone dying horrifically in public, and then a poster asks if they're ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49180958)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:17 AM
Author: Floppy clown center

Chicago vs. NYC. Prestigious luxe condos, Lake Michigan yacht parties, Gold Coast, the underground, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49180977)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:19 AM
Author: provocative geriatric site jew

phoenix and las vegas as jewels of the midwest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49180978)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:31 AM
Author: Talented Rehab

Adding "mo" as a suffix to any word to indicate that the person is a fan/expert/purveyor of that thing.

Trumpmo

Lawmo

Fishingmo

Etc.

I use this with my wife IRL and now she says it too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49180983)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: massive mildly autistic base volcanic crater

I hate that shit, one of the gayest things to come out of this place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49181262)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: vermilion national pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49181267)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:30 AM
Author: Floppy clown center

stfu fagmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49181269)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 4:39 PM
Author: Talented Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49182329)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: copper gunner tanning salon

(maf quotemo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49181316)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: Disrespectful codepig milk

says the pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49181768)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:38 AM
Author: Cream orchestra pit dopamine

Peterman's hairline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49180988)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Floppy clown center

Imagine the smell. sewer skunks / brunchfarters and talking about the disgusting nature of professional white women gastrointestinal processes in general, particularly jewish pear shaped women wearing suitskirts who work at law firms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49181258)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Floppy clown center

BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49181259)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:32 AM
Author: Floppy clown center

butthold vs. butthole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49181273)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Orchid useless brakes voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49181780)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:37 PM
Author: Floppy clown center

there is nuance involved in the distinction tbf. butthole is specifically just the hole in your butt. Butthold includes the larger surrounding area within the buttcheeks but outside the actual butthole (i.e. - Box's brown areas). it's like a stonghold, except it's a butthold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49181893)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Orchid useless brakes voyeur

I think we can agree that the butthold must be groundered, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49181905)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Disrespectful codepig milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49181980)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Floppy clown center

yes, but the groundering of said butthold encompasses the larger butthold region vs. just the butthole itself. regardless will smell like burrito shit unless an attempt to mask it with some sort of low end fruity spray is applied

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49181997)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Floppy clown center

grow a beard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49181276)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: iridescent godawful double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49181321)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: chestnut bossy indirect expression knife

Earl MAF at Luis's Volt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49181308)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: Floppy clown center

Peak heterosexual behavior being fully nude male bodybuilding competition that involves male on male sexual exercises as part of the training ritual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49181429)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: vermilion national pistol

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49181463)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: Disrespectful codepig milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49181772)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: slate institution bbw

baiting julia tp to poast a lingerie pic by calling her hot or ugly in a thread title

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49181778)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: Shimmering Nubile Trailer Park

Fortuitous meteor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2)#49181814)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: copper gunner tanning salon

chilmata with his Black Wife, Beautiful Mixed Children, and Vape Lounge

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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: startled headpube

I always lol at Julia malapropism threads/poasts

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Date: August 13th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Out-of-control philosopher-king



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Date: August 13th, 2025 4:28 PM
Author: self-centered magical temple ladyboy

bashing forearms with a wrench after getting rejected

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