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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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cruel-hearted aggressive field sound barrier
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Flickering Dilemma
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
useless locus roommate
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Bonkers mint pit
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Thirsty theater wagecucks
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Stirring Orchestra Pit
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
fluffy hissy fit
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Exciting people who are hurt
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
insanely creepy skinny woman giraffe
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
cruel-hearted aggressive field sound barrier
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Razzle-dazzle knife
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
excitant lilac international law enforcement agency
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Confused den french chef
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
cruel-hearted aggressive field sound barrier
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
coiffed magenta travel guidebook step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
citrine ape tanning salon
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
honey-headed mentally impaired fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
cr
cruel-hearted aggressive field sound barrier
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Razzle-dazzle knife
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
outnumbered coffee pot crotch
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
coiffed magenta travel guidebook step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
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ultramarine coldplay fan jewess
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Confused den french chef
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
honey-headed mentally impaired fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
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Fuchsia space dingle berry
  07/01/25
*bussy
submissive old irish cottage
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
fluffy hissy fit
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
ebony marvelous death wish
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Hyperactive hall
  06/30/25
fuck
Confused den french chef
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
ebony marvelous death wish
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Flickering Dilemma
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Confused den french chef
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
outnumbered coffee pot crotch
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
cruel-hearted aggressive field sound barrier
  06/30/25
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charcoal glittery friendly grandma
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
hairraiser useless brakes
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Hideous casino main people
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Titillating navy genital piercing juggernaut
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
cruel-hearted aggressive field sound barrier
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Hideous casino main people
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
ultramarine coldplay fan jewess
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Hideous casino main people
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
bull headed fragrant lay immigrant
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
cruel-hearted aggressive field sound barrier
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Fiercely-loyal sadistic quadroon
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
fighting trailer park
  06/30/25
tcr
ultramarine coldplay fan jewess
  07/01/25
just jump
angry irradiated piazza
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
cruel-hearted aggressive field sound barrier
  06/30/25
...
Lascivious Abode Mediation
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Dead electric feces deer antler
  06/30/25
wow
cruel-hearted aggressive field sound barrier
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Cracking Anal Senate Trust Fund
  06/30/25
JFC man
cruel-hearted aggressive field sound barrier
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
insanely creepy skinny woman giraffe
  06/30/25
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angry irradiated piazza
  06/30/25
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Confused den french chef
  06/30/25
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coiffed magenta travel guidebook step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
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greedy sepia public bath
  06/30/25
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Grizzly mischievous chapel depressive
  06/30/25
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Fiercely-loyal sadistic quadroon
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
fighting trailer park
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
hairraiser useless brakes
  06/30/25
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beta flesh marketing idea parlor
  07/01/25
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Fuchsia space dingle berry
  07/01/25
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jet big spot dysfunction
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
boyish cowardly sex offender
  07/01/25
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impressive aromatic corn cake telephone
  07/01/25
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Bonkers mint pit
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Stirring Orchestra Pit
  06/30/25
bro
cruel-hearted aggressive field sound barrier
  06/30/25
...
fighting trailer park
  06/30/25
lol
ultramarine coldplay fan jewess
  07/01/25
...
haunting metal station newt
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
bearded garnet location preventive strike
  06/30/25
jfc
cruel-hearted aggressive field sound barrier
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Razzle-dazzle knife
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
greedy sepia public bath
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Grizzly mischievous chapel depressive
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
ultramarine coldplay fan jewess
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
bearded garnet location preventive strike
  07/01/25
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Titillating navy genital piercing juggernaut
  07/01/25
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Grizzly mischievous chapel depressive
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
impressive aromatic corn cake telephone
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Hot slate prole
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
outnumbered coffee pot crotch
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
cruel-hearted aggressive field sound barrier
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Confused den french chef
  06/30/25
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cruel-hearted aggressive field sound barrier
  07/01/25
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Heady ticket booth
  07/01/25
lol
ultramarine coldplay fan jewess
  07/01/25
...
angry irradiated piazza
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Jet-lagged pervert
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
charismatic orchid keepsake machete fanboi
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Olive pozpig address
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
razzmatazz point affirmative action
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Bateful Frisky Bbw
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Heady ticket booth
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Abusive state sneaky criminal
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
cruel-hearted aggressive field sound barrier
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
ultramarine coldplay fan jewess
  07/01/25
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cruel-hearted aggressive field sound barrier
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Fuchsia space dingle berry
  07/01/25
😟
Sinister Stage
  07/01/25
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Indigo cocky codepig laser beams
  07/01/25
holy shit
cruel-hearted aggressive field sound barrier
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Heady ticket booth
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
180 slap-happy hell lettuce
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
impressive aromatic corn cake telephone
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
fluffy hissy fit
  07/01/25
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cruel-hearted aggressive field sound barrier
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
impressive aromatic corn cake telephone
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
impressive aromatic corn cake telephone
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Dead electric feces deer antler
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
fluffy hissy fit
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
cruel-hearted aggressive field sound barrier
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Pea-brained flushed filthpig scourge upon the earth
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Fuchsia space dingle berry
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Ruddy Center Police Squad
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
cruel-hearted aggressive field sound barrier
  07/06/25
...
Dead electric feces deer antler
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
trip scarlet legend wrinkle
  07/06/25
...
Grizzly mischievous chapel depressive
  07/06/25
lol
ultramarine coldplay fan jewess
  07/07/25
wow
cruel-hearted aggressive field sound barrier
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: cruel-hearted aggressive field sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Flickering Dilemma

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: useless locus roommate

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Bonkers mint pit

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Thirsty theater wagecucks

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Stirring Orchestra Pit

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: fluffy hissy fit

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Exciting people who are hurt

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: insanely creepy skinny woman giraffe

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: cruel-hearted aggressive field sound barrier

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle knife

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: excitant lilac international law enforcement agency

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Confused den french chef

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: cruel-hearted aggressive field sound barrier

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: coiffed magenta travel guidebook step-uncle's house

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: citrine ape tanning salon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: honey-headed mentally impaired fortuitous meteor

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: cruel-hearted aggressive field sound barrier

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle knife

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: outnumbered coffee pot crotch

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: coiffed magenta travel guidebook step-uncle's house

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: ultramarine coldplay fan jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Confused den french chef

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: honey-headed mentally impaired fortuitous meteor

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Fuchsia space dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: submissive old irish cottage

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: fluffy hissy fit

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: ebony marvelous death wish

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Hyperactive hall

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Confused den french chef

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: ebony marvelous death wish

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Flickering Dilemma

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Confused den french chef

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: outnumbered coffee pot crotch

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: cruel-hearted aggressive field sound barrier

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: charcoal glittery friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: hairraiser useless brakes

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Hideous casino main people

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Titillating navy genital piercing juggernaut

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: cruel-hearted aggressive field sound barrier

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Hideous casino main people

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: ultramarine coldplay fan jewess

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Hideous casino main people

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: bull headed fragrant lay immigrant

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: cruel-hearted aggressive field sound barrier

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal sadistic quadroon

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: fighting trailer park

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: ultramarine coldplay fan jewess

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: angry irradiated piazza

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: cruel-hearted aggressive field sound barrier

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Lascivious Abode Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Dead electric feces deer antler

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: cruel-hearted aggressive field sound barrier

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Cracking Anal Senate Trust Fund

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: cruel-hearted aggressive field sound barrier

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: insanely creepy skinny woman giraffe

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: angry irradiated piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Confused den french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: coiffed magenta travel guidebook step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: greedy sepia public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Grizzly mischievous chapel depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal sadistic quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: fighting trailer park

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: hairraiser useless brakes

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: beta flesh marketing idea parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Fuchsia space dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: jet big spot dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: boyish cowardly sex offender

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: impressive aromatic corn cake telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Bonkers mint pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Stirring Orchestra Pit

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: cruel-hearted aggressive field sound barrier

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: fighting trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: ultramarine coldplay fan jewess

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: haunting metal station newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: bearded garnet location preventive strike

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: cruel-hearted aggressive field sound barrier

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle knife

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: greedy sepia public bath

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Grizzly mischievous chapel depressive

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: ultramarine coldplay fan jewess

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: bearded garnet location preventive strike

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Titillating navy genital piercing juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Grizzly mischievous chapel depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: impressive aromatic corn cake telephone

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Hot slate prole

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: outnumbered coffee pot crotch

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: cruel-hearted aggressive field sound barrier

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Confused den french chef

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: cruel-hearted aggressive field sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Heady ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: ultramarine coldplay fan jewess

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: angry irradiated piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Jet-lagged pervert

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: charismatic orchid keepsake machete fanboi

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Olive pozpig address

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: razzmatazz point affirmative action

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Bateful Frisky Bbw

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Heady ticket booth

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Abusive state sneaky criminal

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: cruel-hearted aggressive field sound barrier

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: ultramarine coldplay fan jewess

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: cruel-hearted aggressive field sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Fuchsia space dingle berry

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Sinister Stage

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Indigo cocky codepig laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: cruel-hearted aggressive field sound barrier

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Heady ticket booth

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: 180 slap-happy hell lettuce

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: impressive aromatic corn cake telephone

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: fluffy hissy fit

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: cruel-hearted aggressive field sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: impressive aromatic corn cake telephone

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: impressive aromatic corn cake telephone

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Dead electric feces deer antler

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: fluffy hissy fit

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: cruel-hearted aggressive field sound barrier

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Pea-brained flushed filthpig scourge upon the earth

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Fuchsia space dingle berry

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Ruddy Center Police Squad

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: cruel-hearted aggressive field sound barrier

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Dead electric feces deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: trip scarlet legend wrinkle

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Grizzly mischievous chapel depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: ultramarine coldplay fan jewess

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: cruel-hearted aggressive field sound barrier

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078889)