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video of Jonathan Franzen "hooping it up"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=relat...
arousing navy heaven faggotry
  02/22/12
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Sapphire cerebral base sound barrier
  02/22/12
9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously 1...
Histrionic at-the-ready set masturbator
  02/22/12
man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd
Galvanic sanctuary
  02/22/12
cr. the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as th...
Histrionic at-the-ready set masturbator
  02/22/12
just threw up in my mouth a lot
sexy orchid mother
  02/22/12
I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get thro...
Territorial Magenta Rigor
  02/22/12
rate Franzen's jump shot, bro
Histrionic at-the-ready set masturbator
  02/22/12
I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable...
Territorial Magenta Rigor
  02/22/12
u jelly
Histrionic at-the-ready set masturbator
  02/22/12
did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't c...
Provocative Cerise Codepig
  12/13/15
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Galvanic sanctuary
  02/23/12
Thanks for sharing. The picture of the room is astonishing ...
arrogant ocher death wish
  02/23/12
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Galvanic sanctuary
  02/23/12
that comment was posted by Franzen
arousing navy heaven faggotry
  02/23/12
how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bull...
Indecent dysfunction location
  01/20/13
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYIN...
sepia church
  02/23/12
franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a h...
Galvanic sanctuary
  02/23/12
Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have ...
Irradiated Chad Market
  02/23/12
he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not ...
Galvanic sanctuary
  02/23/12
this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. ...
arousing navy heaven faggotry
  02/23/12
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Galvanic sanctuary
  02/24/17
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Excitant Lodge Digit Ratio
  02/25/12
its crazy how unlikable he is
Bossy exciting volcanic crater sweet tailpipe
  02/25/12
cr
Outnumbered Heady Patrolman
  05/17/12
*writes a book about a basketball player* *cannot even boun...
arousing navy heaven faggotry
  02/25/12
U mad Chabon?
hyperventilating whorehouse
  02/12/13
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Galvanic sanctuary
  03/31/12
god fucking damn it
Floppy underhanded striped hyena
  03/31/12
great american novelist
Galvanic sanctuary
  10/26/12
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lake exhilarant indian lodge
  10/26/12
goddamn u franzen
arousing navy heaven faggotry
  10/26/12
Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him
Confused trump supporter library
  11/20/12
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Jet resort hairy legs
  11/20/12
i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himse...
Jet resort hairy legs
  11/20/12
how DOES he see himself?
sepia church
  01/13/13
highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for s...
Outnumbered Heady Patrolman
  01/13/13
Really dont like that guy
Confused trump supporter library
  01/19/13
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Galvanic sanctuary
  01/20/13
is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front ...
lascivious smoky ratface business firm
  01/20/13
At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions ...
diverse rusted queen of the night
  02/12/13
BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! C'mon guys let's drown h...
Outnumbered Heady Patrolman
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Confused trump supporter library
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dun pea-brained mad-dog skullcap stage
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stimulating church building messiness
  02/24/17
lmao, forgot how funny this video is
hyperventilating whorehouse
  02/24/17
lol wtf get off the court son
motley bronze giraffe
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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: arousing navy heaven faggotry

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=related

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:14 PM
Author: Sapphire cerebral base sound barrier



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:58 PM
Author: Histrionic at-the-ready set masturbator

9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously

11:50 -- Franzen still dribbling his basketball down the streets of Manhattan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2)#20032167)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:59 PM
Author: Galvanic sanctuary

man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2)#20032173)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: Histrionic at-the-ready set masturbator

cr.

the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as the interview goes on. Franzen refuses to make eye contact with her. she stares quizically during his meandering disquisitions with an expression that seems to ask "who is this jackass?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2)#20032225)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: sexy orchid mother

just threw up in my mouth a lot

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:04 PM
Author: Territorial Magenta Rigor

I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get through his latest book. Just not that interesting.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2)#20032208)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: Histrionic at-the-ready set masturbator

rate Franzen's jump shot, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2)#20032229)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:06 PM
Author: Territorial Magenta Rigor

I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2)#20032239)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Histrionic at-the-ready set masturbator

u jelly

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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: Provocative Cerise Codepig

did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't checked out either of those



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2)#29374094)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 5:32 AM
Author: Galvanic sanctuary



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 7:05 AM
Author: arrogant ocher death wish

Thanks for sharing.

The picture of the room is astonishing but it really explains, no words needed, the depths Franzen is reaching in his books. I also I like his ability to dwell in the present moment (especially dialogues between characters but other situations too) - I think those are the most attractive and "alive" parts in a book - and this room seems to give him the absolute silence - in every sense - to listen patiently to those frail moments and write them so perceptively.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2)#20033789)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 6:21 PM
Author: Galvanic sanctuary



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:52 PM
Author: arousing navy heaven faggotry

that comment was posted by Franzen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2)#20039402)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: Indecent dysfunction location

how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bullet immediately after is a mystery to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2)#22466908)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: sepia church

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYING A JOKE ON US.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2)#20039431)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:02 PM
Author: Galvanic sanctuary

franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a hard time believing it with a jump shot like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2)#20039501)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:07 PM
Author: Irradiated Chad Market

Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have killed any attraction a girl might have had for him and all respect from bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2)#20039555)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:08 PM
Author: Galvanic sanctuary

he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not kidding

i'm no athlete but i can shoot a basketball without looking like an alien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2)#20039565)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: arousing navy heaven faggotry

this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. in this video he trashes his ex-wife, basically saying that they divorced because she was jealous of his writing ability. lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2)#20039620)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: Galvanic sanctuary



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:02 AM
Author: Excitant Lodge Digit Ratio



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:21 AM
Author: Bossy exciting volcanic crater sweet tailpipe

its crazy how unlikable he is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2)#20048894)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: Outnumbered Heady Patrolman

cr

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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:23 AM
Author: arousing navy heaven faggotry

*writes a book about a basketball player*

*cannot even bounce a basketball*

*is Franzen*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2)#20048906)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: hyperventilating whorehouse

U mad Chabon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2)#22624435)



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Date: March 31st, 2012 3:47 AM
Author: Galvanic sanctuary



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Date: March 31st, 2012 5:19 AM
Author: Floppy underhanded striped hyena

god fucking damn it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2)#20351915)



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: Galvanic sanctuary

great american novelist

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: lake exhilarant indian lodge



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:41 AM
Author: arousing navy heaven faggotry

goddamn u franzen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2)#21889667)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: Confused trump supporter library

Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2)#22086662)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: Jet resort hairy legs



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: Jet resort hairy legs

i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himself. i hate his books, but i'm fascinated by him psychologically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2)#22086688)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:49 PM
Author: sepia church

how DOES he see himself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2)#22425626)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:51 PM
Author: Outnumbered Heady Patrolman

highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for seattle/SF/brooklyn latte \-sippers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2)#22425633)



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Date: January 19th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Confused trump supporter library

Really dont like that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2)#22465673)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:11 AM
Author: Galvanic sanctuary



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:54 AM
Author: lascivious smoky ratface business firm

is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front of me, but i was thinking about this recently.

in The Corrections there is a strange group of passages where the narrator seems to ridicule the work of the woman who grows fresh vegetable gardens w/ inner-city black kids. he basically says: "these kids are too fucking stupid to appreciate middle class values, and this person doesn't realize the futility of her work." then he turns her into one of the most pathetic, debased characters in modern fiction, whose downfall it is suggested is brought about by her essential naivete (referring back to her judgment re: the inner city kids).

then in Freedom, there is the protagonist's father, Ray, a wealthy lawyer who defends indigent minorities. he is portrayed as massively condescending and hateful towards his clients - though at the same time explaining to his daughter that they are innocent victims of the system. his minority clients are characterized as buffoons, whom Ray, the prosecutor, and the Judge (all white) cannot help joining together to laugh at in one scene. confusingly, the novel uses, for this character's final redemption, the image of dozens of these black people and their families, heads bowed, filing silently and reverently into the *BACK* (the symbolism) of the church at his funeral - like they are straight out of To Kill a Mockingbird.

the elite east coast lawyer is glorified and the blacks are kept firmly in their place, as objects of charity that is an instrument for self-aggrandizement of the white elites.

his portrayal of the Indian girl in Freedom has also been called racist, for being so laughably 1-dimensional.

these are the only minorities in any of his books.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2)#22466947)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:38 PM
Author: diverse rusted queen of the night

At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions of the Indian girl in Freedom are Franzen just transcribing one of his own obsessive imperialist pedo-crushes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2)#22624538)



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Date: January 31st, 2013 8:44 PM
Author: Outnumbered Heady Patrolman

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

C'mon guys let's drown him out

BOOOOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2)#22544225)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: Confused trump supporter library



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Date: November 18th, 2014 7:31 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good range multi-billionaire



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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: dun pea-brained mad-dog skullcap stage



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: stimulating church building messiness



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: hyperventilating whorehouse

lmao, forgot how funny this video is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2)#32690634)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: motley bronze giraffe

lol wtf get off the court son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2)#32690677)



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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:08 PM
Author: stimulating church building messiness



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Date: June 22nd, 2024 9:46 PM
Author: chartreuse trip associate



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Judas Jones



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