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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
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Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Well-lubricated lavender indian lodge ladyboy
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Well-lubricated lavender indian lodge ladyboy
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
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WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
Well-lubricated lavender indian lodge ladyboy
  06/25/12
lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
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Embarrassed To The Bone Windowlicker Regret
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Jesus
vengeful market juggernaut
  06/25/12
literally rofling
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LOL just LOL
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crying
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buck-toothed really tough guy
  08/27/21
God I’m old.
Arousing Newt
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  06/25/12
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Embarrassed To The Bone Windowlicker Regret
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What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
Embarrassed To The Bone Windowlicker Regret
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turquoise jewess hospital
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
Aphrodisiac home
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
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Pale glittery puppy piazza
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
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TITC xo career retrospective
Maize Becky Boiling Water
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BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
Embarrassed To The Bone Windowlicker Regret
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magenta bat-shit-crazy point
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180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
Embarrassed To The Bone Windowlicker Regret
  06/25/12
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transparent impressive stag film factory reset button
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first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
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Appetizing silver heaven
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how does he do it?
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Pale glittery puppy piazza
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
frozen stirring karate filthpig
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
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consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
180 seedy friendly grandma
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Pale glittery puppy piazza
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concupiscible property
  06/27/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
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Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it? htt...
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"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
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"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
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Well-lubricated lavender indian lodge ladyboy
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another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
Lascivious location
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
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unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
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holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
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This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
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i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the...
onyx maniacal idea he suggested theater
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there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
Bateful ruby cuckold haunted graveyard
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
onyx maniacal idea he suggested theater
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johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good ...
Talented native athletic conference
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Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
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concupiscible property
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the man is a champion.
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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Well-lubricated lavender indian lodge ladyboy

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: vigorous legend cuckoldry

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: chocolate disturbing doctorate boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: Well-lubricated lavender indian lodge ladyboy

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: Well-lubricated lavender indian lodge ladyboy

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: Well-lubricated lavender indian lodge ladyboy

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Well-lubricated lavender indian lodge ladyboy

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: turquoise jewess hospital

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Windowlicker Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: vengeful market juggernaut

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: saffron brethren nibblets

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Lascivious location

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: marvelous lodge philosopher-king

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: hairraiser plaza old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#22691769)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: onyx maniacal idea he suggested theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: chestnut vivacious library knife

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Talented native athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: Ivory aromatic senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#25830161)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: cowardly white temple dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#34212423)



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: cerebral azure office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: cerebral azure office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#37755414)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: Big quadroon gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#38516154)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: buck-toothed really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#43021388)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: Arousing Newt

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Well-lubricated lavender indian lodge ladyboy

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Windowlicker Regret

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Windowlicker Regret

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: turquoise jewess hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac home

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: transparent impressive stag film factory reset button

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: Pale glittery puppy piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: obsidian flirting step-uncle's house alpha

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Maize Becky Boiling Water

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Windowlicker Regret

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: magenta bat-shit-crazy point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Windowlicker Regret

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: transparent impressive stag film factory reset button

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: Bateful ruby cuckold haunted graveyard

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: Well-lubricated lavender indian lodge ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: Appetizing silver heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Exhilarant ruddy dilemma

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: Pale glittery puppy piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: frozen stirring karate filthpig

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: Well-lubricated lavender indian lodge ladyboy

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: 180 seedy friendly grandma

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: Well-lubricated lavender indian lodge ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: Pale glittery puppy piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: concupiscible property

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Well-lubricated lavender indian lodge ladyboy

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: Gaped Trip Base

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: Well-lubricated lavender indian lodge ladyboy

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: Well-lubricated lavender indian lodge ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21244876)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: Lascivious location

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: transparent impressive stag film factory reset button

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: transparent impressive stag film factory reset button

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: Razzmatazz pit tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21245037)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Well-lubricated lavender indian lodge ladyboy

Much love for the shout, Box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Burgundy fragrant idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21245072)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: transparent impressive stag film factory reset button

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: Arrogant whorehouse

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: Well-lubricated lavender indian lodge ladyboy

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: transparent impressive stag film factory reset button

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21269845)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: pea-brained adventurous sweet tailpipe sanctuary

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21269855)



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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: transparent impressive stag film factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21288703)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: Razzmatazz pit tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21378297)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: mauve church

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: Razzmatazz pit tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21378361)



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: Well-lubricated lavender indian lodge ladyboy

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: onyx maniacal idea he suggested theater

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: transparent impressive stag film factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#22691703)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: Pale glittery puppy piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#23901490)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: onyx maniacal idea he suggested theater

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: Bateful ruby cuckold haunted graveyard

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: onyx maniacal idea he suggested theater

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Talented native athletic conference

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: Bateful ruby cuckold haunted graveyard

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: low-t scarlet degenerate

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: Pale glittery puppy piazza

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Pale glittery puppy piazza

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: Pale glittery puppy piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#24705988)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Pale glittery puppy piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#24780167)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: judgmental mint theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#25218644)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: Bronze Hall Stock Car

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#25819518)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Talented native athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#25829577)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Medicated Box Office Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#25979213)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: Translucent insecure den yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#26061882)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Translucent insecure den yarmulke

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: Umber elastic band marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#26889379)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Kink-friendly principal's office

Bookmarked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#26889383)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: transparent impressive stag film factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#26908652)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#28401751)



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Anal vibrant hairy legs crackhouse

180

now i kinda get his shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#28537846)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: bearded yellow wagecucks brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#31065783)



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: buff chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#31793602)



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: Supple Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#32029638)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: navy chest-beating private investor

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: Black Parlor

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#33350448)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: transparent impressive stag film factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#33655604)



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#33878892)



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: Henna bull headed sneaky criminal gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#34341740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: concupiscible property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#35273740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Orange soggy ticket booth

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: Drab odious resort famous landscape painting

where did he go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#35273757)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: Comical bistre station sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#36049867)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: concupiscible property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#36627236)



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: coral incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#37661895)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: curious grizzly cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#38293237)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: violent motley address

wish the little guy would come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#38293254)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: Dashing Flushed Area Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#38656193)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: Offensive Bawdyhouse National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#39616184)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:57 PM
Author: buck-toothed really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#43021370)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: Mahogany Messiness Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#44861565)



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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: Stimulating deranged theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#45081538)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Awkward church building

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Soul-stirring indecent field clown

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: Awkward church building

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#49964828)