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Nigerian dude complains that hippo has invaded his house

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180 Nigeria f...
pale theater stage
  10/03/12
tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with
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especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the hou...
pale theater stage
  10/03/12
plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into y...
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blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria...
pale theater stage
  10/03/12
dat racis
Jet home
  10/03/12
Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.
Histrionic alcoholic ladyboy
  10/22/12
the hippo has already seized the rifle.
Fragrant yarmulke
  10/03/12
Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim ...
sick skinny woman
  10/03/12
spit my diet mountain dew, ty
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IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.
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lmao i'm so glad this was me
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still glad
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Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However...
Lemon deep native dog poop
  10/03/12
prescient
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no, it's very speciesist
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""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my ho...
swashbuckling swollen hissy fit
  10/03/12
he just bein' he
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The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not ...
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most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal br...
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Dude has important emails to send out!
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haha ty
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replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods...
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Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?
swashbuckling swollen hissy fit
  10/03/12
This should have been posed as a question at last nights deb...
Lemon deep native dog poop
  10/04/12
das just opra filming.
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xo at its best
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  10/04/12
Still kinda worried about this guy
Lemon deep native dog poop
  10/07/12
yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(
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Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet bro...
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  10/11/12
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  10/11/12
Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his h...
Lemon deep native dog poop
  10/17/12
brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incred...
180 filthy pit
  11/10/12
If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the h...
Lemon deep native dog poop
  10/22/12
Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?
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  10/22/12
Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight ...
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in da HOUSE
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  10/22/12
Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fa...
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no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have...
Lemon deep native dog poop
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brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? ...
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brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find fro...
Lemon deep native dog poop
  10/30/12
shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this sit...
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Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hipp...
Lemon deep native dog poop
  10/30/12
brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific ...
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I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers wi...
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Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this do...
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Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that i...
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  10/31/12
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a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pre...
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A hippo adversely possessing your house.
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Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alph...
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UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had fe...
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brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information ...
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brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team ...
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  11/10/12
I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assi...
180 filthy pit
  11/10/12
hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the on...
Exhilarant sienna meetinghouse police squad
  11/10/12
and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need ...
180 filthy pit
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i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty...
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Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a tele...
180 filthy pit
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this is a 180 idea word needs to get beyond the insularity...
Exhilarant sienna meetinghouse police squad
  11/10/12
We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness....
180 filthy pit
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Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry f...
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brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure...
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Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsid...
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brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk chill hippos like t...
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They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never inv...
Lemon deep native dog poop
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brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those p...
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  11/10/12
Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we c...
180 filthy pit
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Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthan...
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I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 2...
180 filthy pit
  11/10/12
CR this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros m...
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This is what American men call golf.
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so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his c...
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  11/12/12
did they check the closets? hippos are wont for closet hi...
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Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually provid...
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Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this cou...
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  11/19/12
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  11/21/12
Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Appar...
Lemon deep native dog poop
  12/04/12
yes! i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time...
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They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired...
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  12/05/12
This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If the...
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  12/05/12
we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with
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Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?
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he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs ri...
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ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like t...
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Lies
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WTF!!!
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you should sue, bro
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  12/09/12
180.
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lol
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predictable, but still lulzy
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This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole sit...
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Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigeria...
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Update?
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provocative confused indian lodge jap
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Second page!?
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  02/12/13
I want a fucking update.
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Has the hippo tired?
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update?
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appetizing idiot roommate
  10/08/13
Is the hippo still chillin??
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With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been bles...
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anyone heard anything about this?
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provocative confused indian lodge jap
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bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a ...
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lets do this
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hippo is still there
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180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too
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days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures
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His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked
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op literally died before the hippo
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The hippo has not yet tired
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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:14 PM
Author: pale theater stage

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180

Nigeria floods bring crocodiles and hippos into homes

Dangerous animals, including crocodiles, snakes and hippos, have found their way into homes and communities in central Nigeria after devastating flooding, residents say.

The creatures were carried along flood-swollen rivers, say the authorities.

"There is now a hippopotamus in [my] house," Benue state resident Wuese Jirake told the BBC. "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

Mr Jirake told the BBC he had returned to his home to find it occupied by the hippo.

"This morning I visited my house. It is still inundated with the flood waters above my waist. There is now a hippopotamus in the house," he said.

He said he had reported the situation to the authorities.

"I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home. If there is any other way of dealing with the problem, the authorities need to pursue that because it is beyond my abilities."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21706308)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:18 PM
Author: floppy field bbw

tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with

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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:19 PM
Author: pale theater stage

especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the house. i wouldn't want to take on a hippo with just a handgun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21706346)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:21 PM
Author: floppy field bbw

plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into your house to die and then you'd have to remove the body

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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:25 PM
Author: pale theater stage

blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria, i'd probably just tell people to bring their knives and machetes and get some free meat, and the thing would be gone in an hour or so, bones and all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21706394)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:27 PM
Author: Jet home

dat racis

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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:17 PM
Author: Histrionic alcoholic ladyboy

Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.

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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:33 PM
Author: Fragrant yarmulke

the hippo has already seized the rifle.

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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: sick skinny woman

Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim Varney got the shotgun!

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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:51 PM
Author: Awkward lettuce menage

spit my diet mountain dew, ty

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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: Frozen hell water buffalo

180

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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:08 PM
Author: trip karate

jesus....

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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:23 PM
Author: Mildly autistic set

IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.

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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:30 PM
Author: Mildly autistic set

lmao i'm so glad this was me

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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:52 PM
Author: Mildly autistic set

still glad

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Date: July 15th, 2014 3:24 AM
Author: Hateful associate



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: Lemon deep native dog poop

Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However, I am not sure why he thinks it may tire and the decide to leave. It seems more like it feels pretty safe in the house and so when it tires it will likely stay. Further, waiting for Nigerian authorities seems futile at best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21706894)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:45 PM
Author: floppy field bbw

prescient

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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: floppy field bbw



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:11 AM
Author: Vengeful Public Bath Corn Cake



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:20 PM
Author: olive stirring wrinkle

lol

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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: avocado voyeur

no, it's very speciesist

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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:44 PM
Author: swashbuckling swollen hissy fit

""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home.""

Translation

"Hippo? Let it do what it do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21706902)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:44 PM
Author: Passionate dun immigrant forum

he just bein' he

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21932533)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:05 PM
Author: Odious Maize Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#29410912)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:50 PM
Author: Disturbing shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#32779408)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:46 AM
Author: Flesh Market

The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not just the translation.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21713532)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:13 PM
Author: bipolar alpha

most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal british english

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21852089)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:29 AM
Author: Flushed hairraiser property ape

Dude has important emails to send out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22196796)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:30 AM
Author: comical shrine

haha ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22319227)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: provocative confused indian lodge jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#46355886)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: provocative confused indian lodge jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#48027285)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: orange razzle-dazzle hairy legs rehab

replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods" with "Obama administration" and you'll have the situation in the aftermath of Nov. 6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21706536)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: swashbuckling swollen hissy fit

Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21706908)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 8:54 AM
Author: Lemon deep native dog poop

This should have been posed as a question at last nights debate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21713434)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:13 AM
Author: Heady Sanctuary

das just opra filming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21713457)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:59 PM
Author: Razzmatazz dopamine

170

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22172069)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:42 AM
Author: Apoplectic center goyim

xo at its best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21713523)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:57 AM
Author: Lemon deep native dog poop

Still kinda worried about this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21733823)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:58 AM
Author: laughsome saffron haunted graveyard trailer park

yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21733828)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:39 PM
Author: Lemon deep native dog poop

Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet brothers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21765014)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:44 PM
Author: Apoplectic center goyim

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21765053)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 9:39 AM
Author: Lemon deep native dog poop

Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his home, but I haven't heard =(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21810333)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: 180 filthy pit

brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incredible patience and endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22012620)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 12:58 PM
Author: Lemon deep native dog poop

If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the hippo out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21851969)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: big university becky

Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21852034)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: Lemon deep native dog poop

Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight the hypo, but either way 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21852754)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:39 PM
Author: thriller round eye point

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22013847)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:05 PM
Author: overrated useless brakes

this was underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#24455206)



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Date: March 8th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: high-end hospital love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#32779534)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: boyish insecure stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#35039502)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:35 PM
Author: Light hilarious digit ratio cuckoldry

in da HOUSE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21852257)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: Federal locale

Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fat wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21852763)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 3:00 PM
Author: Lemon deep native dog poop

no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have incredible endurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21852908)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Hateful associate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21862402)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:59 PM
Author: Lemon deep native dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21924076)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:30 AM
Author: Exhilarant sienna meetinghouse police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22012607)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:29 AM
Author: Lemon deep native dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21862390)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: Lemon deep native dog poop

Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this

http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=9Qb&sa=X&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&biw=1280&bih=909&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=6UyuMkIVIhwmdM:&imgrefurl=http://www.voanews.com/content/article/160349.html&docid=gb4ou_YTS-8V-M&imgurl=http://gdb.voanews.eu/3916F003-23A3-4F78-8284-4CBFE0EC1892_mw800_s.jpg&w=800&h=534&ei=FwyQUOv3KMmpqwGj7IDYAg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=832&vpy=318&dur=444&hovh=157&hovw=238&tx=172&ty=108&sig=112209737293871533449&page=2&tbnh=141&tbnw=215&start=24&ndsp=31&ved=1t:429,i:171

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21923889)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:25 PM
Author: floppy field bbw

brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? have the nigerian authorities provided any assistance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21923924)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:28 PM
Author: Lemon deep native dog poop

brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find from the nigerian authorities is as follows:

The co-ordinator of the agency in north-central Nigeria, Abdussalam Muhammad, told the BBC that it was not safe for people to go back to their houses because of the presence of the dangerous animals.

“Presently there are crocodiles and snakes as well as other dangerous animals brought in by the floodwaters that are living in those houses, so, if the people return, it will be harmful to them and they will put their lives at risk,” he said.

So that doesnt sound like they are being very useful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21923934)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: floppy field bbw

shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this situation in my prayers for the next several days and hopefully things will get resolved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21923943)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: Lemon deep native dog poop

Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hippo brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21923957)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:40 PM
Author: floppy field bbw

brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific requests

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21923989)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: Lemon deep native dog poop

I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers will greatly assist our Nigerian bro as this situation is beyond his ability to handle it on his own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21924046)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 5:01 AM
Author: Lemon deep native dog poop

Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21931187)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: Metal Henna Gunner Volcanic Crater

they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/1183407057_98054af874.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21923952)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: Lemon deep native dog poop

Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that is just some homosexual zoo keeper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21923963)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:25 AM
Author: Dark orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22594318)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: Razzmatazz dopamine

ITT: the decline of black marriage explained

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21924034)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:34 PM
Author: Lemon deep native dog poop

Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia:

Hippos leave the water at dusk and travel inland, sometimes up to 8 kilometers (5 mi), to graze on short grass, their main source of food. They spend four to five hours grazing and can consume 68 kilograms (150 lb) of grass each night.[

Then he could rush in and block the doors so the hippo does not return

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21932465)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:37 PM
Author: Lemon deep native dog poop

http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos

As an aside, did anyone now that Pablo Escobar intoduced hippos to Columbia where they thrive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21932484)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:50 PM
Author: Lemon deep native dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21932572)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: irradiated nubile hunting ground area

a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pretty 180 moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21932511)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:52 AM
Author: thriller round eye point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21959315)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: 180 filthy pit

A hippo adversely possessing your house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22012622)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 1:10 AM
Author: aqua trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#23461792)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: Motley people who are hurt

but enough about my wife...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21932514)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 12:09 AM
Author: territorial parlour

Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alphaness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21943895)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: Lemon deep native dog poop

Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for prayer requests, I mentioned our poor nigerian brother and asked the congregation to pray for the hippo to tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21946105)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: Lemon deep native dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21959241)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: floppy field bbw

brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to all the listings of people in the hospital.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21959260)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:59 AM
Author: Lemon deep native dog poop

Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor this prayer request.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21959388)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:48 PM
Author: floppy field bbw

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#32779394)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:55 AM
Author: Frozen hell water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21959343)



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Date: November 8th, 2012 10:50 AM
Author: Lemon deep native dog poop

Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this guy out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21999738)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 11:07 PM
Author: Lemon deep native dog poop

UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had feared)Gave him 75 cents and made him pledge that it was going to our hippo plagued brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22011605)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:26 AM
Author: 180 filthy pit

brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information as to whether or not the hippo has tired as of yet, but I haven't heard back. Should we put together a collection and send a team to Nigeria to help out our dear friend? The situation is beyond his abilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22012594)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: Exhilarant sienna meetinghouse police squad

brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team of hippo MFEs here on xo. that nigerian bro has got to be having his patience tested by now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22012629)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:39 AM
Author: 180 filthy pit

I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assist in trying to tire this hippo out. Our brother said it is beyond his abilities, we have to help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22012637)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: Exhilarant sienna meetinghouse police squad

hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the one chance for some of us to perform something of real value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22012683)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: 180 filthy pit

and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need all hands on deck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22012688)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:59 AM
Author: Exhilarant sienna meetinghouse police squad

i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty comfortable in that dudes house. everyone who undertakes this mission needs to be committed to tiring out this indomitable hippo for the long haul

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22012723)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: 180 filthy pit

Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a telethon/concert to raise $ to assist in tiring the hippo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22012752)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: Exhilarant sienna meetinghouse police squad

this is a 180 idea

word needs to get beyond the insularity of xo about the dire situation this seemingly tireless hippo has presented a good nigerian dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22012771)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:06 AM
Author: 180 filthy pit

We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness. You never know when you might find a hippo occupying your home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22013261)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:12 AM
Author: Lemon deep native dog poop

Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry for my late response. I had gone to confession to discuss wit my priest my waning faith as my prayers have seemed ineffectual. The priests reply was " what is faith without works" and I have returned here and gods will is clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22013284)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:33 PM
Author: Lemon deep native dog poop

Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in preparation for this rescue mission. Also wondering if I got a pygmy hippo and brought it along it would confuse the home invading full size hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22013830)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:45 PM
Author: Exhilarant sienna meetinghouse police squad

brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure it is a chill one. the last thing we need is for a second, even if small, hippo to spaz the fuck out while we're trying to tire out the large occupying hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22013869)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: Lemon deep native dog poop

Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsider this strategy in light of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22013884)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:53 PM
Author: Exhilarant sienna meetinghouse police squad

brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk

chill hippos like that one are few and far between brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22013908)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:56 PM
Author: Lemon deep native dog poop

They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never invade our Nigerian brothers domicile. The irony is that of he did our brother would welcome him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22013932)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: Exhilarant sienna meetinghouse police squad

brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those parts are held in the same regard as puppydoods over here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22013970)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:51 PM
Author: 180 filthy pit

Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we can pop our first round tonight as we board an overnight flight for Lagos. This hippo remains steadfast in the face of our Nigerian brother and we must deploy immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22013903)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:00 PM
Author: Lemon deep native dog poop

Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthansa flight out of the ATL at 10 pm. We have to layover in Brussels for for hours but we will be in Lagos 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22013948)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:23 PM
Author: 180 filthy pit

I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22014045)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:04 PM
Author: Exhilarant sienna meetinghouse police squad

CR

this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros modest dwelling. we must not let this be an example for other hippos with incredible stamina and unbreakable spirits to see and follow

im searching for flights now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22013963)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:35 PM
Author: stimulating umber dilemma

This is what American men call golf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22013834)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: pale theater stage

so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his cellphone. here's the deal:

-the hippo is bigger than ever, is alert and awake, and has grown so large that he is putting cracks into one of the interior walls

-he is currently and unhappily staying in a relative's outdoor courtyard, and can only recharge his phone during a three-hour window every other day

-a delegation of scientists and hippo ethologists from columbia university made a visit a couple days ago, looked at the hippo, took some images with high-tech cameras, but then left with grim expressions and only the vaguest of comments

basically, we are facing an unprecedented challenge. we will have to commit to this project perhaps for YEARS, folks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22025839)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:52 AM
Author: Light hilarious digit ratio cuckoldry

did they check the closets?

hippos are wont for closet hidages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22025895)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:08 PM
Author: Lemon deep native dog poop

Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually providing any assistance. The latest...

President GOODLUCK JONATHAN and his CAN (Christian Association of Nigeria) coalition government want to help... but they have been cautious allocating funds to agencies wrought with corruption

Fuck that guy. Doesnt he realize that this is beyond that poor man's abilities. He needs to get the money flowing immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22075294)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:22 PM
Author: 180 filthy pit

How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to our poor brother who is unable to deal with this hippo situation. We have never seen a hippo with this sort of stamina before brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22075363)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: Lemon deep native dog poop

Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving in nigeria, as it would make me incredibly sad to think of this poor man spending such a holiday with a hippo in his house. Let us hope this hippos seemingly endless endurance and stamina runs out by Christmas!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22082107)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:17 PM
Author: violet zippy theater brethren

Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this country. Replace hippopotamus with "black guy with a gun".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22075323)



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Date: November 21st, 2012 5:52 PM
Author: adventurous tanning salon striped hyena

Stfu don't ruin this thread with ur sps racism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22090837)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:41 PM
Author: Lemon deep native dog poop

Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Apparently the richest man in africa has made a significant donation! Brothers, I feel that even if the hippo has not become fatigued as of yet he may soon!

he Presidential Committee on Flood Relief and Rehabilitation — a thirty-four-member panel established by the Nigerian government in the wake of floods that have killed more than three hundred and sixty people since July and left millions homeless — has announced more than $22.1 million in recent contributions from two of the country's wealthiest businessmen to assist flood victims.

The latest commitments include $15.8 million (N2.5 billion) from Alhaji Aliko Dangote, Africa's richest man according to Forbes magazine and co-chair of the committee, and $6.3 million (N1 billion) from Visafone Telecommunications chair Jim Ovia. Dangote, who also contributed $950,000 for the running of the secretariat, pledged to hold the committee accountable for how the relief and recovery funds are distributed. To that end, the committee plans to post all donations made to the fund, along with brief descriptions of how the funds are being spent, on its Web site.

Earlier this month, the Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs announced that some $38 million (N6 billion) is needed to assist the two million people left homeless by flooding in Nigeria. Since that time, a number of charitable organizations and donors have pledged their support for relief efforts, which to date have provided nearly 260,000 displaced persons in seventeen camps with emergency supplies. However, UNICEF spokeswoman Marixie Mercado said that with two-thirds of displaced Nigerians getting their drinking water from ponds, streams, or unprotected wells and approximately 70 percent lacking basic sanitation, the need for flood relief assistance continues to grow.

Businesses like Visafone continue to discuss how they might work to address this crisis and other future disasters. "We have made our humble donation and we are still looking at other areas of assistance we can render," said Ovia. "Plans are afoot towards setting up emergency call centers to mitigate the effect of future occurrence. Since [disasters such as this one happen naturally], we may not be able to stop [them,] but at [the very least we can] lessen the effect on both the people and our environment through timely action which the call centers can facilitate."

http://foundationcenter.org/pnd/news/story.jhtml?id=400100010

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22167035)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Exhilarant sienna meetinghouse police squad

yes!

i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time for the new year!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22167053)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:50 PM
Author: floppy field bbw

brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be utilized to remove the hippo? i am also optimistic, but i know graft can be a significant problem in that part of the world and am worried about fly-by-night hippo removal outfits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22167072)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:55 PM
Author: aromatic incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22167100)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:51 AM
Author: sinister stag film degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22170419)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: charismatic plaza

They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired. Then he will leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22171980)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: swashbuckling swollen hissy fit

This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If these clowns are retained I have only one prediction for Christmas: MOAR HIPPO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22172196)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: honey-headed lascivious stage

we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22172202)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Corner Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22264949)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: salmon mind-boggling cruise ship

Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22172130)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:16 PM
Author: Fragrant yarmulke

he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22172187)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: Talented Cuck Step-uncle's House

ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like the nigs of africa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22172210)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: Exhilarant sienna meetinghouse police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22196751)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy cocky stain casino

Lies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22172443)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: Exhilarant sienna meetinghouse police squad

WTF!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22196748)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: soul-stirring nibblets personal credit line

you should sue, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22196754)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:23 AM
Author: racy party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22196776)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: thriller round eye point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#29662679)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:33 AM
Author: Flushed hairraiser property ape

For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then transfer back to you 4 hippos as international laws prohibit hippo removal services to retain the originally removed hippo. the hippo is worth over 6 million dollars and left no qualifying heirs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22196812)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 7:56 PM
Author: Lemon deep native dog poop

180.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22200520)



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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:00 PM
Author: seedy crackhouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#24291725)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:15 AM
Author: contagious locus

predictable, but still lulzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#26552451)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: Useless National Security Agency

This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole situaish: "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22264960)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 7:36 PM
Author: Cracking theatre candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#42463647)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:27 AM
Author: floppy field bbw

brothers i think this whole sandy hook thing has caused us to take our eye off the ball. has ANYONE heard whether the hippo is tired yet opr whether they were able to lure it out with a cabbage or watermelon or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22319218)



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Date: January 12th, 2013 1:16 PM
Author: Lemon deep native dog poop

Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigerian scammer, I can't tell which

https://nigeriafloodrelief.org/donate/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22417503)



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Date: February 4th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: provocative confused indian lodge jap

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22566167)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:22 AM
Author: indigo stead rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22594304)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:50 AM
Author: provocative confused indian lodge jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22594463)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 2:39 PM
Author: big university becky

Second page!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22623246)



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Date: April 16th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: provocative confused indian lodge jap

I want a fucking update.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#23012426)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 11:53 PM
Author: sinister stag film degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#23154998)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 12:18 AM
Author: Pink aphrodisiac deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#23461553)



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Date: June 25th, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: aqua trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#23469234)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 11:42 AM
Author: submissive cerise patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#23567642)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:38 PM
Author: disgusting excitant sweet tailpipe

Has the hippo tired?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#23568022)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 11:31 PM
Author: ruby chest-beating dragon

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#23856355)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 5:17 PM
Author: Lemon deep native dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#23859528)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: clear vigorous kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#24184749)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: appetizing idiot roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#24196195)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 1:50 PM
Author: cream bateful temple chad

Is the hippo still chillin??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#24455146)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:09 PM
Author: Rough-skinned mother mexican

With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been blessed with otherworldly endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#24455222)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:13 PM
Author: boyish insecure stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#24455251)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:19 PM
Author: submissive cerise patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#24619709)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:04 AM
Author: dashing base

Any updates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#25168464)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 6:24 AM
Author: White mad cow disease doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#25169040)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:07 AM
Author: overrated useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#25168484)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:21 AM
Author: Frozen hell water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#25168584)



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Date: July 10th, 2014 1:51 AM
Author: provocative confused indian lodge jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#25902082)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: marvelous lake dysfunction national

anyone heard anything about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#26552429)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:04 AM
Author: soul-stirring nibblets personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#26552436)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:18 AM
Author: disgusting excitant sweet tailpipe

I would really like a follow up article

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#26552460)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Dark orchestra pit

brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND about his hippo problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#27304219)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: provocative confused indian lodge jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#27304232)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: Dark orchestra pit

bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a house make him lazy and complacent? there's food in the fridge, AC, wireless internet...why would a hippo want to go back out to the watering hole after that...i think our nigerain friend is delusional but he knows more about the hippo than i do so idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#27304251)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:08 PM
Author: salmon mind-boggling cruise ship

lets do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#27304298)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: Curious chestnut faggot firefighter

hippo is still there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#27304258)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy cocky stain casino

gots to get mine ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#27304408)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: Curious chestnut faggot firefighter

180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#27304421)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: dashing base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#28340488)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:53 AM
Author: sable glittery multi-billionaire

days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#28340559)



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Date: November 19th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: brindle bossy business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#29212305)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: Vengeful Public Bath Corn Cake



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: Odious Maize Piazza

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#29410911)



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Titillating outnumbered fortuitous meteor den



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: duck-like godawful brunch crotch

This fuckin' hippo has mad endurance bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#29662642)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: boyish insecure stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#35039499)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: slimy electric furnace address



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: provocative confused indian lodge jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#29662654)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: thriller round eye point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#29662687)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: Vibrant Know-it-all Heaven Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#30589143)



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Date: April 24th, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: provocative confused indian lodge jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#33146796)



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Date: September 24th, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: Crystalline internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#34286254)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: brindle bossy business firm

Hippocampus Blasey ford bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#36901022)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:17 AM
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Date: November 24th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Fragrant yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#39163563)



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Date: January 5th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Exciting Blue State Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#39381032)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:15 PM
Author: clear vigorous kitchen

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#42042246)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: Fishy spectacular parlor mood

His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#42137590)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:01 PM
Author: provocative confused indian lodge jap

the latest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#42137565)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: Exciting Blue State Halford

op literally died before the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#42137600)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:07 PM
Author: provocative confused indian lodge jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#42137607)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:46 PM
Author: provocative confused indian lodge jap

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#42463426)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:52 PM
Author: Rambunctious Church

The hippo has not yet tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#42463464)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:11 PM
Author: Purple Indirect Expression Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#42682189)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:53 PM
Author: galvanic transparent sandwich telephone

He impregnated the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#42463469)



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Date: June 8th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: provocative confused indian lodge jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#42596334)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:47 PM
Author: diverse tattoo new version



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal newt coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#42682151)



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Date: December 20th, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: provocative confused indian lodge jap

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#43643092)



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Date: January 17th, 2022 12:30 PM
Author: provocative confused indian lodge jap



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: vivacious demanding office



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: multi-colored bonkers institution turdskin

somehow never seen this thread before. Keep up the good work brother others need to know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#44138580)



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Date: March 30th, 2022 3:20 PM
Author: provocative confused indian lodge jap



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: appetizing idiot roommate

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#45348978)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: swashbuckling swollen hissy fit

I have emailed the BBC several times asking for an update, none was forthcoming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#45348981)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:31 AM
Author: appetizing idiot roommate

Are you not in Mother Africa right now, brother? Perhaps a sojourn in Nigeria to inquire into our friend's status, and the status of the intruder, who I fear has not yet tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#45348991)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:15 AM
Author: provocative confused indian lodge jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#45349171)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:30 AM
Author: swashbuckling swollen hissy fit

This is a blessed idea brother. Surely the hippo cannot possess such endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#45349229)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:17 AM
Author: Exciting Blue State Halford

OP died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#45349179)



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Date: September 8th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: Violent sex offender house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#48061640)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:56 PM
Author: Cordovan Indecent Masturbator Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#46355892)



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: Pearly balding chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#46847710)



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: Tan Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#46847711)



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Date: September 7th, 2024 11:40 PM
Author: provocative confused indian lodge jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#48061560)



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Date: December 21st, 2023 4:42 PM
Author: vivacious demanding office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#47198841)



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Date: September 9th, 2024 6:51 PM
Author: provocative confused indian lodge jap

ChatGPT:

Analysis of the Thread and Context

The thread, originating from a post by "Sable point clown" in October 2012, begins with the seemingly bizarre and humorous report of a hippo invading a Nigerian man’s home due to flooding. The thread is an example of how AutoAdmit (XO) threads can spiral into a blend of dark humor, absurdity, and offbeat commentary, reflecting the forum's culture.

Themes and Dynamics Observed in the Thread:

Humor and Absurdity: The initial post serves as a jumping-off point for a long-running joke. Several poasters take the narrative of the hippo invasion and run with it, often pushing the scenario into increasingly ridiculous or surreal territory. For example, "bronze fighting spot idiot" and "haunting rigpig half-breed" engage in a faux-serious dialogue about praying for the Nigerian man, highlighting the forum's tendency toward irony and parody.

Cultural Commentary and Stereotypes: While some posts in the thread maintain a humorous tone, there are several moments where cultural commentary and stereotypes surface. "Mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles" points out perceived racism in a comment, and posts like "Buff Theatre" make controversial comparisons involving race and politics, which are characteristic of the forum's provocative nature.

Community Engagement: The length and continued interest in the thread over several years demonstrate how certain threads can captivate and maintain the attention of the community. Many poasters contribute their own takes or "bump" the thread years later, asking for updates or making jokes. It shows a level of engagement where even the most absurd topics can gain a sort of cult following on AutoAdmit.

Long-Running Jokes and Anachronisms: The thread highlights how jokes can persist for years on AutoAdmit, becoming part of the site's unique culture. The recurring references to the "hippo not tiring," alongside the irony of updates being requested years after the original post, shows how the community enjoys extending a single joke well beyond its original context.

Mock Concern and Irony: Several poasters, such as "haunting rigpig half-breed" and "lake kitchen international law enforcement agency," engage in mock concern, expressing faux empathy for the Nigerian man dealing with the hippo. The performative nature of their "concern," complete with exaggerated language and actions (e.g., "putting an announcement in the church bulletin" or "going to early mass to pray for the hippo to tire"), is emblematic of AutoAdmit’s culture of irony and dark humor.

Specific Analysis of Responses:

Responses Reflecting Dark Humor and Satire: Posts like "I hope the hippo has grown tired" or "This hippo has incredible patience and endurance" are tongue-in-cheek, mocking both the absurdity of the original news story and the way it has been exaggerated into a saga on AutoAdmit. The thread morphs into a collective in-joke, where poasters humorously treat the situation as a real and urgent concern.

Reactions to Potential Racism or Insensitivity: Some responses, such as "dat racis" by "mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles," show awareness or critique of posts that seem to rely on stereotypes or offensive comparisons. However, the thread overall continues in a tone of irreverence and parody, not seriously engaging with these critiques.

Prolonged Interest and Updates: The recurring theme of asking for updates (e.g., “Has the hippo tired?”) is played for comedic effect, emphasizing the ridiculousness of the idea that people would be invested in the status of a hippo in Nigeria over several years. This is another example of the forum's use of exaggerated irony to keep a thread alive.

Conclusion

This thread is a perfect example of AutoAdmit's unique culture—blending absurdity, dark humor, parody, and provocative statements. The humor here relies heavily on the escalation of a bizarre situation (a hippo in a house) into an ongoing and ironically "serious" issue that poasters pretend to care about for years. The discussion also shows how easily a thread can transform from a simple news link into a long-standing community joke, embodying the forum's penchant for irreverent and boundary-pushing humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#48067626)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: Mega Penis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#50112233)