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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994
| Self-centered School Party Of The First Part | 10/09/12 |
| Self-centered School Party Of The First Part | 10/09/12 |
| Self-centered School Party Of The First Part | 10/10/12 |
| useless bull headed stage mental disorder | 10/10/12 |
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| titillating pit | 10/10/12 |
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| adventurous dead legal warrant | 10/10/12 |
| cream brunch doctorate | 10/10/12 |
| motley bipolar senate | 10/10/12 |
| passionate gas station french chef | 05/15/23 |
| Self-centered School Party Of The First Part | 10/10/12 |
| hot incel | 10/10/12 |
| garnet keepsake machete | 10/10/12 |
| twinkling idiot principal's office | 10/29/12 |
| big insecure theatre | 05/14/23 |
| Exhilarant Private Investor Wrinkle | 10/29/12 |
| offensive casino | 10/29/12 |
| naked excitant puppy love of her life | 05/15/23 |
| Beta brethren | 05/15/23 |
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: Self-centered School Party Of The First Part http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: Self-centered School Party Of The First Part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: Self-centered School Party Of The First Part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: useless bull headed stage mental disorder lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: Concupiscible internet-worthy jap ape What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: titillating pit http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: cream brunch doctorate dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: adventurous dead legal warrant Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: cream brunch doctorate cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: motley bipolar senate "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: passionate gas station french chef It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#46312473) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: Self-centered School Party Of The First Part Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: hot incel tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: garnet keepsake machete 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: twinkling idiot principal's office awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: big insecure theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: Exhilarant Private Investor Wrinkle these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: offensive casino Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: naked excitant puppy love of her life 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: Beta brethren You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#46312590) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: Bossy primrose mad cow disease lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#46312629) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: Sepia menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#46313493) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM Author: tancredi marchiolo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#49639602) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: Adam Assfucker ((zurich is stained)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#49639607) |