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SWIMMING UPSTREAM: The Lost Memoirs of Meanest Fish and Mandy

An old classic. For context, this was posted about a week...
Disrespectful heady mediation
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Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow" _________________...
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  10/24/14
i too aspire to multiple properties
cruel-hearted provocative newt french chef
  10/24/14
pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskv...
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  10/24/14
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Shimmering travel guidebook
  05/22/18
TMF bump.
Shimmering travel guidebook
  10/25/14
Ah, memories.
Talented Turdskin Alpha
  10/25/14
b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys sh...
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  10/25/14
Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to ...
Talented Turdskin Alpha
  10/25/14
not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo pederastrian is ...
Shimmering travel guidebook
  10/25/14
Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic ...
Talented Turdskin Alpha
  10/25/14
yea, yep
cruel-hearted provocative newt french chef
  10/25/14
pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he cou...
Pontificating Umber Dilemma
  10/25/14
Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird...
Talented Turdskin Alpha
  10/25/14
180
Arrogant wrinkle
  02/19/20
pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo...
Shimmering travel guidebook
  10/25/14
He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even...
Talented Turdskin Alpha
  10/26/14
pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for...
Shimmering travel guidebook
  05/22/18
I thought hes in Ukraine
Arrogant wrinkle
  02/19/20
pederastrian moved to ukraine
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This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukrain...
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  10/25/14
Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history
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  11/14/14
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MOVER AND SHAKER
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Still love this thread
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Date: July 10th, 2013 11:40 PM
Author: Disrespectful heady mediation

An old classic.

For context, this was posted about a week or so after TMF was laid off from biglaw.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#23587440)



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Date: October 27th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: Dashing tanning salon coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#39033139)



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Date: September 17th, 2013 5:25 AM
Author: autistic chest-beating roommate milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#24064925)



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Date: October 14th, 2013 7:26 PM
Author: Bright sickened station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#24234033)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Shimmering travel guidebook

Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow"

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 2:55 AM

Author: Lara Croft (people use the scripture to say gay sex is gross)

No, I still think we will be rich. I don't expect 5-6 million, but I find 3 million to be a very realistic goal. And although that may not be enough to allow you to do anything you want, it is certainly enough to make you feel rich in most parts of the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448407)

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 10:42 AM

Author: TMF (The Meanest Fish, yo)

No, I aspire to nouveau rich. Nouveau middle would involve a McMansion in some suburb of a second rate city. I aspire to multiple properties (to both use and rent out), millions in the bank and in various securities, great car, great apartment in the city and a great villa outside the city, the ability to travel the world, eat a great restaurants, etc. But no, I don't ever think I'll have over a billion dollars (unless the dollar really, really depreciates).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448719)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26580902)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: cruel-hearted provocative newt french chef

i too aspire to multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26580945)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Shimmering travel guidebook

pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskvorechye, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26580973)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Shimmering travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#36102173)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: Shimmering travel guidebook

TMF bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587082)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Talented Turdskin Alpha

Ah, memories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587134)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:05 PM
Author: Shimmering travel guidebook

b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys should have a moscow meetup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587175)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Talented Turdskin Alpha

Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to med school? Did a female ever let him touch her?

Can't remember who pedestrian is. Other monikers?

Also, not in Moscow, so can't meet up with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587206)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: Shimmering travel guidebook

not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo

pederastrian is a russian dude but doesn't post much.

there is also a different extremely pro-russia d00d "something ARE COUNTRY" as well but he could be flame.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587378)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:43 PM
Author: Talented Turdskin Alpha

Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic knowledge all the time? If so then that is Valen2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587548)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:45 PM
Author: cruel-hearted provocative newt french chef

yea, yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587578)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:44 PM
Author: Pontificating Umber Dilemma

pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he couldn't fuck quality pussy in the U.S. without paying for it.

the other dude's name is 'ARE COUNTRY reptile' and he is actually russian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587563)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Talented Turdskin Alpha

Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird one. Last I heard he was living with a bunch of poor southern Russian roommates in Kimki or something (a Russian suburb that has a big mall that had like IKEA and the local ripoff of Home Depot).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587600)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:20 AM
Author: Arrogant wrinkle

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#39616448)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:56 PM
Author: Shimmering travel guidebook

pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo-nazi russian d00ds IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587692)



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Date: October 26th, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: Talented Turdskin Alpha

He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even Russian. For another, he lived with Southern Russian guys. I can't even put my finger on what his weirdness was. IIRC, he kind of hated Russia and Russians but had no job or life back in the US, so moved to Russia borrowing money from his brother or something. Then he stayed, but bitched about it a lot and still described Russians as subhuman and kept patting himself on the back for having a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587721)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Shimmering travel guidebook

pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for so long

this demands a response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#36102178)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: Arrogant wrinkle

I thought hes in Ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#39616450)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: Cyan passionate dragon antidepressant drug

pederastrian moved to ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587269)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:42 PM
Author: Talented Turdskin Alpha

This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukraine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587535)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:39 PM
Author: buck-toothed slap-happy hominid

Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26587492)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 3:40 AM
Author: Shimmering travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26714148)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: Shimmering travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#26919108)



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Date: February 2nd, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: vengeful slate theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#27235606)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: Rose multi-billionaire pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#31959674)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: razzmatazz property twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#31959715)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: peach big volcanic crater

bump4chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#33242954)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: razzmatazz property twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#33247788)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: Rose multi-billionaire pit

Date: August 1st, 2017 5:35 PM

Author: The Meanest Yay!

Tcr. Where I work the real liftoff it's at director level where you get LTI (long term incentive) bonus. If I can get that (which would be my next promotion) then I'll be in Nutella range comp. It is also a tiny percentage of the workforce that is that or above.

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3690248&mc=193&forum_id=2#33898215

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#33900420)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: Massive university stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#33900570)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: french foreskin point

Very hilarious that there is a whole generation of XO noobs that does not remember how hilarious TMF used to be when he thought he was a global up-and-comer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#33900568)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: exhilarant gaming laptop

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#39104675)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:24 PM
Author: Godawful love of her life

He’s still pretty uppity for a kike making less than a 1st year living in a junkyard in NJ next to traintracks and getting topped by pit bulls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#39104698)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:13 AM
Author: Shimmering travel guidebook

MOVER AND SHAKER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#39616415)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: Deranged cowardly garrison

Still love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#34739291)



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Date: January 2nd, 2019 7:47 AM
Author: Gold Toilet Seat Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#37511922)



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Date: January 5th, 2019 12:40 PM
Author: drunken maize associate base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#37532331)



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Date: March 28th, 2019 11:46 PM
Author: Shimmering travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#38008344)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: Godawful love of her life

OUCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#38101817)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: metal free-loading headpube shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#39104691)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:09 AM
Author: Shimmering travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#39616406)



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Date: April 28th, 2020 11:31 AM
Author: hairraiser house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#40109035)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Rabbi Nahasapeemapetilon (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2)#49313869)