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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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red stage
  08/14/13
tell me
olive box office wrinkle
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
red stage
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Violent wonderful menage factory reset button
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
Exhilarant shrine sneaky criminal
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
spectacular stock car cruise ship
  12/28/13
fucking lol
cruel-hearted very tactful marketing idea
  05/12/15
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sticky mother
  05/12/15
so underrated
Overrated weed whacker gaming laptop
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cyan hot coffee pot
  06/07/17
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crimson hairy legs
  03/31/18
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Beady-eyed step-uncle's house
  07/18/18
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Glittery Locale
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histrionic ultramarine point place of business
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duck-like laughsome scourge upon the earth station
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lavender laser beams
  12/11/24
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azure crackhouse
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The Goy World
  08/12/25
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  08/12/25
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
pontificating harsh bawdyhouse pistol
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
Charismatic Garrison Fortuitous Meteor
  08/14/13
lmao
olive box office wrinkle
  05/12/15
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Sepia disgusting roast beef
  12/11/24
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lavender laser beams
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
pontificating harsh bawdyhouse pistol
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
Pink frozen lay
  08/14/13
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Violent wonderful menage factory reset button
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
red stage
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Chocolate friendly grandma
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
red stage
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
red stage
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
red stage
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
stirring sanctuary
  08/14/13
rofl
olive box office wrinkle
  08/14/13
180
histrionic ultramarine point place of business
  08/14/13
rofl
maroon house-broken dopamine
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
snowy striped hyena national
  08/14/13
lol
Lilac Swashbuckling Casino
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Navy Useless Field
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cyan hot coffee pot
  03/10/14
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Pungent Center Selfie
  03/24/21
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duck-like laughsome scourge upon the earth station
  02/16/23
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The Goy World
  08/12/25
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Grizzly Goal In Life Church Building
  08/14/13
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Violent wonderful menage factory reset button
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Grizzly Goal In Life Church Building
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
red stage
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Charismatic Garrison Fortuitous Meteor
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
Grizzly Goal In Life Church Building
  08/14/13
best of thread
stirring sanctuary
  08/14/13
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Amethyst parlor
  08/14/13
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lavender laser beams
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
lavender laser beams
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
red stage
  08/14/13
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Violent wonderful menage factory reset button
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
red stage
  08/14/13
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Violent wonderful menage factory reset button
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
red stage
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Violent wonderful menage factory reset button
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
stirring sanctuary
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Razzle seedy forum pervert
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
Charismatic Garrison Fortuitous Meteor
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
Stimulating Corn Cake
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olive box office wrinkle
  08/14/13
180
vigorous theatre
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Insane bonkers azn
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Navy Useless Field
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red stage
  08/17/13
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cruel-hearted very tactful marketing idea
  01/19/16
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crimson hairy legs
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Stimulating Corn Cake
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Amethyst parlor
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
Amethyst parlor
  08/14/13
lol
mauve impertinent faggot firefighter stag film
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
red stage
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
Grizzly Goal In Life Church Building
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
stirring sanctuary
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Amethyst parlor
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
gold kink-friendly legend famous landscape painting
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Spruce Fear-inspiring Library Electric Furnace
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
red stage
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
Grizzly Goal In Life Church Building
  08/14/13
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Purple church
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
red stage
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
stirring sanctuary
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
red stage
  08/14/13
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Amethyst parlor
  08/14/13
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multi-colored becky indian lodge
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Pungent Center Selfie
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
red stage
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
stirring sanctuary
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
Amethyst parlor
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
stirring sanctuary
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
Amethyst parlor
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
talented bull headed goyim
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
pearly frisky immigrant hell
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
stirring sanctuary
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
Chocolate friendly grandma
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
stirring sanctuary
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Chocolate friendly grandma
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
stirring sanctuary
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
histrionic ultramarine point place of business
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
unhinged twinkling uncleanness corner
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
Translucent Soggy Legal Warrant Ratface
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
Amethyst parlor
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
stirring sanctuary
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
pearly frisky immigrant hell
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
talented bull headed goyim
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
stirring sanctuary
  08/14/13
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Costumed Kitchen
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
pearly frisky immigrant hell
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
stirring sanctuary
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
pearly frisky immigrant hell
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
stirring sanctuary
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
pearly frisky immigrant hell
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
stirring sanctuary
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
pearly frisky immigrant hell
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
stirring sanctuary
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
pearly frisky immigrant hell
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
stirring sanctuary
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
pearly frisky immigrant hell
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
stirring sanctuary
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Violent wonderful menage factory reset button
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
stirring sanctuary
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Violent wonderful menage factory reset button
  08/14/13
whatever
stirring sanctuary
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
carnelian den
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
Amethyst parlor
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
Grizzly Goal In Life Church Building
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
red stage
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
red stage
  08/14/13
lol
vigorous theatre
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
red stage
  08/14/13
180
histrionic ultramarine point place of business
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zippy sooty hospital rigor
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
Grizzly Goal In Life Church Building
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
red stage
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
red stage
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
Hyperventilating razzmatazz newt trust fund
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Hyperventilating razzmatazz newt trust fund
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
red stage
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
red stage
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
stirring sanctuary
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
histrionic ultramarine point place of business
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
stirring sanctuary
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
histrionic ultramarine point place of business
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Violent wonderful menage factory reset button
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Violent wonderful menage factory reset button
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
stirring sanctuary
  08/14/13
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Free-loading slate stain
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
vigorous theatre
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
coiffed vengeful temple macaca
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Mildly autistic odious ape
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
histrionic ultramarine point place of business
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
stirring sanctuary
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
histrionic ultramarine point place of business
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
Amethyst parlor
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
stirring sanctuary
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
histrionic ultramarine point place of business
  08/14/13
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Marvelous turquoise base
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
red stage
  08/14/13
lmao
Violent wonderful menage factory reset button
  08/14/13
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Costumed Kitchen
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
crusty tattoo skinny woman
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
stirring sanctuary
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
Sick Potus Philosopher-king
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
red stage
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
red stage
  08/14/13
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Hyperventilating razzmatazz newt trust fund
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
stirring sanctuary
  08/14/13
Pics?
internet-worthy location affirmative action
  08/14/13
link?
Sepia disgusting roast beef
  08/17/13
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olive box office wrinkle
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
judgmental aquamarine deer antler boiling water
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
Racy Ladyboy
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
Amethyst parlor
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
Vibrant bearded genital piercing home
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
stirring sanctuary
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
iridescent stubborn quadroon son of senegal
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
stirring sanctuary
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
iridescent stubborn quadroon son of senegal
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
stirring sanctuary
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
iridescent stubborn quadroon son of senegal
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
stirring sanctuary
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
floppy bat-shit-crazy lodge psychic
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
iridescent stubborn quadroon son of senegal
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
blathering peach athletic conference cuckoldry
  08/14/13
Underrated
Marvelous turquoise base
  08/15/13
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cyan hot coffee pot
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
floppy bat-shit-crazy lodge psychic
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
blathering peach athletic conference cuckoldry
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Provocative nursing home
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Amethyst parlor
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Ivory rough-skinned dog poop
  08/14/13
lol
Lilac Swashbuckling Casino
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Ivory rough-skinned dog poop
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Lilac Swashbuckling Casino
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
Ivory rough-skinned dog poop
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
floppy bat-shit-crazy lodge psychic
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
plum plaza mad cow disease
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
talented bull headed goyim
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
adventurous ceo regret
  08/14/13
180
fighting clown principal's office
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Lilac Swashbuckling Casino
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Navy Useless Field
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
Lilac Swashbuckling Casino
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180 ebony haunted graveyard jew
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flesh feces
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180
iridescent stubborn quadroon son of senegal
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blathering peach athletic conference cuckoldry
  08/15/13
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Vibrant bearded genital piercing home
  08/17/13
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titillating effete business firm turdskin
  09/11/13
Lmao
black excitant whorehouse
  06/07/17
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The Goy World
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
Orange Candlestick Maker Gay Wizard
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
180 ebony haunted graveyard jew
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
Puce school
  08/14/13
lol
iridescent stubborn quadroon son of senegal
  08/14/13
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demanding chapel
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
galvanic glassy senate
  08/14/13
180
vivacious flirting jewess meetinghouse
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
Ruby puppy jap
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Green medicated hall mental disorder
  08/17/13
poignant
Electric Chad
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
coral mediation
  08/17/13
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180 ebony haunted graveyard jew
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
titillating effete business firm turdskin
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
multi-colored becky indian lodge
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Provocative nursing home
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
spectacular stock car cruise ship
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Orchid Irradiated Rehab
  12/28/13
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dashing gay ticket booth
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
khaki circlehead
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
Buck-toothed Telephone
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
boyish codepig people who are hurt
  03/10/14
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cruel-hearted very tactful marketing idea
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
gold kink-friendly legend famous landscape painting
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Diverse School Cafeteria Karate
  01/19/16
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Navy Useless Field
  10/25/17
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Sepia disgusting roast beef
  11/29/15
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Sepia disgusting roast beef
  12/23/15
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cruel-hearted very tactful marketing idea
  01/05/16
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Sepia disgusting roast beef
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Trip dysfunction locus
  06/07/17
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Diverse School Cafeteria Karate
  09/22/17
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red stage
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Sexy trump supporter
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Soul-stirring flickering travel guidebook
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
Sexy trump supporter
  07/18/18
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Pungent Center Selfie
  04/30/19
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Sepia disgusting roast beef
  06/21/20
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Sepia disgusting roast beef
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tantric cracking public bath
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Pungent Center Selfie
  12/16/21
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Pungent Center Selfie
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: red stage



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: olive box office wrinkle

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: red stage

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Violent wonderful menage factory reset button

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Exhilarant shrine sneaky criminal

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: spectacular stock car cruise ship

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: cruel-hearted very tactful marketing idea

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: sticky mother



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Overrated weed whacker gaming laptop

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: cyan hot coffee pot



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: duck-like laughsome scourge upon the earth station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: lavender laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: azure crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: The Goy World (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: .,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,..,..,:,..;,..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#49179095)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: pontificating harsh bawdyhouse pistol

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Charismatic Garrison Fortuitous Meteor

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: olive box office wrinkle

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Sepia disgusting roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: lavender laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: pontificating harsh bawdyhouse pistol

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Pink frozen lay

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Violent wonderful menage factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: red stage

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Chocolate friendly grandma

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: red stage

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: red stage

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: red stage

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: stirring sanctuary

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: olive box office wrinkle

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: histrionic ultramarine point place of business

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: maroon house-broken dopamine

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: snowy striped hyena national

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Lilac Swashbuckling Casino

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Navy Useless Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: cyan hot coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Pungent Center Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: duck-like laughsome scourge upon the earth station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: The Goy World (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Grizzly Goal In Life Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Violent wonderful menage factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Grizzly Goal In Life Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: red stage

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Charismatic Garrison Fortuitous Meteor

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Grizzly Goal In Life Church Building

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: stirring sanctuary

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Amethyst parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: lavender laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: lavender laser beams

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: red stage

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Violent wonderful menage factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: red stage

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Violent wonderful menage factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: red stage

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Violent wonderful menage factory reset button

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: stirring sanctuary

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Razzle seedy forum pervert

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Charismatic Garrison Fortuitous Meteor

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Stimulating Corn Cake

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: olive box office wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: vigorous theatre

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Insane bonkers azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Navy Useless Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: red stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: cruel-hearted very tactful marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: crimson hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Stimulating Corn Cake

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Amethyst parlor

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Amethyst parlor

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: mauve impertinent faggot firefighter stag film

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: red stage

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Grizzly Goal In Life Church Building

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: stirring sanctuary

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Amethyst parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: gold kink-friendly legend famous landscape painting

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Spruce Fear-inspiring Library Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: red stage

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Grizzly Goal In Life Church Building

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Purple church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: red stage

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: stirring sanctuary

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: red stage

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Amethyst parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: multi-colored becky indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: multi-colored becky indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Pungent Center Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: red stage

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: stirring sanctuary

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Amethyst parlor

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: stirring sanctuary

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Amethyst parlor

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: talented bull headed goyim

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: pearly frisky immigrant hell

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: stirring sanctuary

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Chocolate friendly grandma

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: stirring sanctuary

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Chocolate friendly grandma

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: stirring sanctuary

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: histrionic ultramarine point place of business

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: unhinged twinkling uncleanness corner

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Translucent Soggy Legal Warrant Ratface

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Amethyst parlor

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: stirring sanctuary

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: pearly frisky immigrant hell

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: talented bull headed goyim

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: stirring sanctuary

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Costumed Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: pearly frisky immigrant hell

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: stirring sanctuary

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: pearly frisky immigrant hell

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: stirring sanctuary

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: pearly frisky immigrant hell

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: stirring sanctuary

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: pearly frisky immigrant hell

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: stirring sanctuary

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: pearly frisky immigrant hell

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: stirring sanctuary

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: pearly frisky immigrant hell

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: stirring sanctuary

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Violent wonderful menage factory reset button

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: stirring sanctuary

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Violent wonderful menage factory reset button

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: stirring sanctuary

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: carnelian den

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Amethyst parlor

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Grizzly Goal In Life Church Building

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: red stage

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: red stage

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: vigorous theatre

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: red stage

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: histrionic ultramarine point place of business

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: zippy sooty hospital rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Grizzly Goal In Life Church Building

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: red stage

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: red stage

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Hyperventilating razzmatazz newt trust fund

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Hyperventilating razzmatazz newt trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: red stage

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: red stage

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: stirring sanctuary

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: histrionic ultramarine point place of business

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: stirring sanctuary

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: histrionic ultramarine point place of business

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Violent wonderful menage factory reset button

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Violent wonderful menage factory reset button

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: stirring sanctuary

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Free-loading slate stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: vigorous theatre

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: coiffed vengeful temple macaca

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Mildly autistic odious ape

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: histrionic ultramarine point place of business

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: stirring sanctuary

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: histrionic ultramarine point place of business

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Amethyst parlor

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: stirring sanctuary

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: histrionic ultramarine point place of business

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Marvelous turquoise base

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: red stage

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Violent wonderful menage factory reset button

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Costumed Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: crusty tattoo skinny woman

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: stirring sanctuary

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Sick Potus Philosopher-king

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: red stage

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: red stage

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Hyperventilating razzmatazz newt trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: stirring sanctuary

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: internet-worthy location affirmative action

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Sepia disgusting roast beef

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: olive box office wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: judgmental aquamarine deer antler boiling water

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Racy Ladyboy

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Amethyst parlor

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Vibrant bearded genital piercing home

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: stirring sanctuary

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: iridescent stubborn quadroon son of senegal

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: stirring sanctuary

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: iridescent stubborn quadroon son of senegal

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: stirring sanctuary

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: iridescent stubborn quadroon son of senegal

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: stirring sanctuary

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: floppy bat-shit-crazy lodge psychic

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: iridescent stubborn quadroon son of senegal

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: blathering peach athletic conference cuckoldry

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Marvelous turquoise base

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: cyan hot coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: floppy bat-shit-crazy lodge psychic

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: blathering peach athletic conference cuckoldry

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Provocative nursing home

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Amethyst parlor

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Ivory rough-skinned dog poop

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Lilac Swashbuckling Casino

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Ivory rough-skinned dog poop

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Lilac Swashbuckling Casino

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Ivory rough-skinned dog poop

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: floppy bat-shit-crazy lodge psychic

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: plum plaza mad cow disease

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: talented bull headed goyim

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: adventurous ceo regret

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: fighting clown principal's office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Lilac Swashbuckling Casino

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Navy Useless Field

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Lilac Swashbuckling Casino

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: 180 ebony haunted graveyard jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: flesh feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: iridescent stubborn quadroon son of senegal

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: blathering peach athletic conference cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Vibrant bearded genital piercing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: titillating effete business firm turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: black excitant whorehouse

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: The Goy World (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Orange Candlestick Maker Gay Wizard

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: 180 ebony haunted graveyard jew

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Puce school

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: iridescent stubborn quadroon son of senegal

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: demanding chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: galvanic glassy senate

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: vivacious flirting jewess meetinghouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Ruby puppy jap

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Green medicated hall mental disorder

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Electric Chad

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: coral mediation

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: 180 ebony haunted graveyard jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: titillating effete business firm turdskin

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: multi-colored becky indian lodge

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Provocative nursing home

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: spectacular stock car cruise ship

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Orchid Irradiated Rehab

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: dashing gay ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: khaki circlehead

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Telephone

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: boyish codepig people who are hurt

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: cruel-hearted very tactful marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: gold kink-friendly legend famous landscape painting

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Diverse School Cafeteria Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Navy Useless Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Sepia disgusting roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Sepia disgusting roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: cruel-hearted very tactful marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Sepia disgusting roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Trip dysfunction locus

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Diverse School Cafeteria Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: red stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Sexy trump supporter

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Soul-stirring flickering travel guidebook

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Sexy trump supporter

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Pungent Center Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Sepia disgusting roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Sepia disgusting roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: tantric cracking public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: Pungent Center Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: Pungent Center Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#44198924)