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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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gold puppy site
  08/14/13
tell me
Well-lubricated Sandwich Athletic Conference
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
gold puppy site
  08/14/13
lol tyft
stirring circlehead
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
iridescent bateful half-breed institution
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
Crimson Cruel-hearted Parlour
  12/28/13
fucking lol
stimulating boiling water
  05/12/15
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peach comical laser beams
  05/12/15
so underrated
salmon brethren
  01/19/16
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Tan antidepressant drug
  06/07/17
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Amethyst Adventurous Forum Deer Antler
  03/31/18
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Vigorous Rusted Gaping
  07/18/18
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big-titted charismatic rigpig chapel
  07/18/18
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Abnormal son of senegal
  12/16/21
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Provocative spot depressive
  02/16/23
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Misanthropic kitty cat stag film
  12/11/24
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bearded vermilion senate
  06/11/25
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yellow sickened nursing home
  08/12/25
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Ruddy cruise ship codepig
  08/12/25
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bearded vermilion senate
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
mauve locale sneaky criminal
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
fragrant public bath
  08/14/13
lmao
Well-lubricated Sandwich Athletic Conference
  05/12/15
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Razzmatazz Blathering Partner
  12/11/24
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Misanthropic kitty cat stag film
  12/11/24
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UN peacekeeper
  07/06/26
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
mauve locale sneaky criminal
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
Pink House-broken Lay
  08/14/13
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stirring circlehead
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
gold puppy site
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Zippy sinister keepsake machete yarmulke
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
gold puppy site
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
gold puppy site
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
gold puppy site
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
fighting pozpig state
  08/14/13
rofl
Well-lubricated Sandwich Athletic Conference
  08/14/13
180
Abnormal son of senegal
  08/14/13
rofl
Fiercely-loyal cerebral stead nowag
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
Concupiscible up-to-no-good dopamine wagecucks
  08/14/13
lol
Out-of-control gas station selfie
  08/14/13
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hateful locus
  08/14/13
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Tan antidepressant drug
  03/10/14
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onyx tanning salon
  03/24/21
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Provocative spot depressive
  02/16/23
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yellow sickened nursing home
  08/12/25
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Rough-skinned Lascivious Area Roommate
  08/14/13
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stirring circlehead
  08/14/13
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Rough-skinned Lascivious Area Roommate
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
gold puppy site
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
fragrant public bath
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
Rough-skinned Lascivious Area Roommate
  08/14/13
best of thread
fighting pozpig state
  08/14/13
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cobalt multi-colored point scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
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Misanthropic kitty cat stag film
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
Misanthropic kitty cat stag film
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
gold puppy site
  08/14/13
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stirring circlehead
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
gold puppy site
  08/14/13
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stirring circlehead
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
gold puppy site
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
stirring circlehead
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
fighting pozpig state
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Deep hairraiser kitchen
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
fragrant public bath
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
Swashbuckling puce shrine tank
  08/14/13
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Well-lubricated Sandwich Athletic Conference
  08/14/13
180
hairless excitant weed whacker casino
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Painfully Honest Self-centered School Cafeteria Water Buffalo
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hateful locus
  08/15/13
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gold puppy site
  08/17/13
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stimulating boiling water
  01/19/16
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Amethyst Adventurous Forum Deer Antler
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Swashbuckling puce shrine tank
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
cobalt multi-colored point scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
cobalt multi-colored point scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
lol
Opaque cuck
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
gold puppy site
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
Rough-skinned Lascivious Area Roommate
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
fighting pozpig state
  08/14/13
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cobalt multi-colored point scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
irradiated internet-worthy degenerate ticket booth
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Metal address
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
gold puppy site
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
Rough-skinned Lascivious Area Roommate
  08/14/13
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Curious church building volcanic crater
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
gold puppy site
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
fighting pozpig state
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
gold puppy site
  08/14/13
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cobalt multi-colored point scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
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Coral meetinghouse
  09/11/13
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Coral meetinghouse
  02/16/23
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onyx tanning salon
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
gold puppy site
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
fighting pozpig state
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
cobalt multi-colored point scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
fighting pozpig state
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
cobalt multi-colored point scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
Deranged Ladyboy
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
White hyperactive hospital
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
fighting pozpig state
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
Zippy sinister keepsake machete yarmulke
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
fighting pozpig state
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Zippy sinister keepsake machete yarmulke
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
fighting pozpig state
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
Abnormal son of senegal
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
Honey-headed people who are hurt office
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
Balding dashing stage
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
cobalt multi-colored point scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
fighting pozpig state
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
White hyperactive hospital
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
Deranged Ladyboy
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
fighting pozpig state
  08/14/13
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zombie-like international law enforcement agency
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
White hyperactive hospital
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
fighting pozpig state
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
White hyperactive hospital
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
fighting pozpig state
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
White hyperactive hospital
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
fighting pozpig state
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
White hyperactive hospital
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
fighting pozpig state
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
White hyperactive hospital
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
fighting pozpig state
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
White hyperactive hospital
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
fighting pozpig state
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
stirring circlehead
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
fighting pozpig state
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
stirring circlehead
  08/14/13
whatever
fighting pozpig state
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
Soul-stirring tripping macaca
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
cobalt multi-colored point scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
Rough-skinned Lascivious Area Roommate
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
gold puppy site
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
gold puppy site
  08/14/13
lol
hairless excitant weed whacker casino
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
gold puppy site
  08/14/13
180
Abnormal son of senegal
  08/14/13
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filthy sticky gunner
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
Rough-skinned Lascivious Area Roommate
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
gold puppy site
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
gold puppy site
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
Flushed theatre
  08/14/13
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Flushed theatre
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
gold puppy site
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
gold puppy site
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
fighting pozpig state
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
Abnormal son of senegal
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
fighting pozpig state
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
Abnormal son of senegal
  08/14/13
lol tyft
stirring circlehead
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
stirring circlehead
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
fighting pozpig state
  08/14/13
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soggy orchestra pit fanboi
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
hairless excitant weed whacker casino
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Passionate Shaky Dilemma
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Brass knife crackhouse
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
Abnormal son of senegal
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
fighting pozpig state
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
Abnormal son of senegal
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
cobalt multi-colored point scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
fighting pozpig state
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
Abnormal son of senegal
  08/14/13
165
glassy den
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
gold puppy site
  08/14/13
lmao
stirring circlehead
  08/14/13
...
zombie-like international law enforcement agency
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
azure indian lodge
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
fighting pozpig state
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
Maniacal resort cumskin
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
gold puppy site
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
gold puppy site
  08/14/13
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Flushed theatre
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
fighting pozpig state
  08/14/13
Pics?
orange affirmative action
  08/14/13
link?
Razzmatazz Blathering Partner
  08/17/13
...
Well-lubricated Sandwich Athletic Conference
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
Spectacular hall
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
appetizing milky plaza
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
cobalt multi-colored point scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
vibrant messiness principal's office
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
fighting pozpig state
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
diverse telephone church
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
fighting pozpig state
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
diverse telephone church
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
fighting pozpig state
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
diverse telephone church
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
fighting pozpig state
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
magenta wrinkle
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
diverse telephone church
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
cordovan erotic hell toaster
  08/14/13
Underrated
glassy den
  08/15/13
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Tan antidepressant drug
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
magenta wrinkle
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
cordovan erotic hell toaster
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Razzle idiot
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
cobalt multi-colored point scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
effete carmine stage fortuitous meteor
  08/14/13
lol
Out-of-control gas station selfie
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
effete carmine stage fortuitous meteor
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Out-of-control gas station selfie
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
effete carmine stage fortuitous meteor
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
magenta wrinkle
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
Wonderful mint french chef station
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
Deranged Ladyboy
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
dead azn
  08/14/13
180
marvelous very tactful dog poop
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Out-of-control gas station selfie
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
hateful locus
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
Out-of-control gas station selfie
  08/14/13
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Idiotic Thriller Headpube Brunch
  08/14/13
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Motley Ivory Theater Pisswyrm
  08/14/13
180
diverse telephone church
  08/14/13
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cordovan erotic hell toaster
  08/15/13
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vibrant messiness principal's office
  08/17/13
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Godawful coiffed masturbator center
  09/11/13
Lmao
histrionic carnelian psychic crotch
  06/07/17
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yellow sickened nursing home
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
rose party of the first part
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
Idiotic Thriller Headpube Brunch
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
fishy legend
  08/14/13
lol
diverse telephone church
  08/14/13
...
brilliant pontificating theater stage karate
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
Big lodge
  08/14/13
180
odious doobsian heaven
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
Galvanic therapy mad-dog skullcap
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
racy orchid space elastic band
  08/17/13
poignant
boyish mood trailer park
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
navy narrow-minded stain
  08/17/13
...
Idiotic Thriller Headpube Brunch
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
Godawful coiffed masturbator center
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
Coral meetinghouse
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Razzle idiot
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Crimson Cruel-hearted Parlour
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
flickering geriatric home friendly grandma
  12/28/13
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Olive startled legal warrant
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
Know-it-all exciting pit factory reset button
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
Insecure library
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
Primrose slimy corner
  03/10/14
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stimulating boiling water
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
irradiated internet-worthy degenerate ticket booth
  05/12/15
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harsh razzle-dazzle university
  01/19/16
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hateful locus
  10/25/17
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Razzmatazz Blathering Partner
  11/29/15
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Razzmatazz Blathering Partner
  12/23/15
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stimulating boiling water
  01/05/16
...
Razzmatazz Blathering Partner
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Disrespectful doctorate
  06/07/17
...
harsh razzle-dazzle university
  09/22/17
...
gold puppy site
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Sepia Misunderstood Halford
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
bossy striped hyena immigrant
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
Sepia Misunderstood Halford
  07/18/18
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onyx tanning salon
  04/30/19
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Razzmatazz Blathering Partner
  06/21/20
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Razzmatazz Blathering Partner
  06/23/20
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yapping glittery faggotry property
  07/11/20
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onyx tanning salon
  12/16/21
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onyx tanning salon
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: gold puppy site



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Sandwich Athletic Conference

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: gold puppy site

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: stirring circlehead

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: iridescent bateful half-breed institution

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Crimson Cruel-hearted Parlour

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: stimulating boiling water

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: salmon brethren

so underrated

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: Abnormal son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Provocative spot depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Misanthropic kitty cat stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: bearded vermilion senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: yellow sickened nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Ruddy cruise ship codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: bearded vermilion senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: mauve locale sneaky criminal

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: fragrant public bath

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Sandwich Athletic Conference

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Blathering Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Misanthropic kitty cat stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: mauve locale sneaky criminal

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Pink House-broken Lay

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: stirring circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: gold puppy site

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Zippy sinister keepsake machete yarmulke

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: gold puppy site

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: gold puppy site

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: gold puppy site

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: fighting pozpig state

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Sandwich Athletic Conference

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Abnormal son of senegal

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal cerebral stead nowag

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Concupiscible up-to-no-good dopamine wagecucks

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Out-of-control gas station selfie

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: hateful locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Tan antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: onyx tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Provocative spot depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: yellow sickened nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Lascivious Area Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: stirring circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Lascivious Area Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: gold puppy site

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: fragrant public bath

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Lascivious Area Roommate

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: fighting pozpig state

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: cobalt multi-colored point scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Misanthropic kitty cat stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Misanthropic kitty cat stag film

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: gold puppy site

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: stirring circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: gold puppy site

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: stirring circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: gold puppy site

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: stirring circlehead

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: fighting pozpig state

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Deep hairraiser kitchen

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: fragrant public bath

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Swashbuckling puce shrine tank

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Sandwich Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: hairless excitant weed whacker casino

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Self-centered School Cafeteria Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: hateful locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: gold puppy site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: stimulating boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Amethyst Adventurous Forum Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Swashbuckling puce shrine tank

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: cobalt multi-colored point scourge upon the earth

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: cobalt multi-colored point scourge upon the earth

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Opaque cuck

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: gold puppy site

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Lascivious Area Roommate

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: fighting pozpig state

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: cobalt multi-colored point scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: irradiated internet-worthy degenerate ticket booth

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Metal address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: gold puppy site

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Lascivious Area Roommate

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Curious church building volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: gold puppy site

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: fighting pozpig state

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: gold puppy site

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: cobalt multi-colored point scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Coral meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Coral meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: onyx tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: gold puppy site

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: fighting pozpig state

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: cobalt multi-colored point scourge upon the earth

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: fighting pozpig state

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: cobalt multi-colored point scourge upon the earth

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Deranged Ladyboy

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: White hyperactive hospital

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: fighting pozpig state

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Zippy sinister keepsake machete yarmulke

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: fighting pozpig state

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Zippy sinister keepsake machete yarmulke

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: fighting pozpig state

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Abnormal son of senegal

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Honey-headed people who are hurt office

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Balding dashing stage

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: cobalt multi-colored point scourge upon the earth

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: fighting pozpig state

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: White hyperactive hospital

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Deranged Ladyboy

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: fighting pozpig state

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: zombie-like international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: White hyperactive hospital

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: fighting pozpig state

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: White hyperactive hospital

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: fighting pozpig state

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: White hyperactive hospital

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: fighting pozpig state

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: White hyperactive hospital

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: fighting pozpig state

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: White hyperactive hospital

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: fighting pozpig state

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: White hyperactive hospital

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: fighting pozpig state

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: stirring circlehead

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: fighting pozpig state

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: stirring circlehead

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: fighting pozpig state

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Soul-stirring tripping macaca

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: cobalt multi-colored point scourge upon the earth

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Lascivious Area Roommate

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: gold puppy site

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: gold puppy site

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: hairless excitant weed whacker casino

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: gold puppy site

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Abnormal son of senegal

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: filthy sticky gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Lascivious Area Roommate

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: gold puppy site

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: gold puppy site

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Flushed theatre

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Flushed theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: gold puppy site

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: gold puppy site

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: fighting pozpig state

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Abnormal son of senegal

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: fighting pozpig state

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Abnormal son of senegal

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: stirring circlehead

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: stirring circlehead

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: fighting pozpig state

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: soggy orchestra pit fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: hairless excitant weed whacker casino

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Passionate Shaky Dilemma

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Brass knife crackhouse

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Abnormal son of senegal

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: fighting pozpig state

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: Abnormal son of senegal

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: cobalt multi-colored point scourge upon the earth

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: fighting pozpig state

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: Abnormal son of senegal

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: glassy den

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: gold puppy site

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: stirring circlehead

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: zombie-like international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: azure indian lodge

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: fighting pozpig state

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Maniacal resort cumskin

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: gold puppy site

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: gold puppy site

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Flushed theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: fighting pozpig state

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: orange affirmative action

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Blathering Partner

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Sandwich Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: Spectacular hall

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: appetizing milky plaza

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: cobalt multi-colored point scourge upon the earth

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: vibrant messiness principal's office

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: fighting pozpig state

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: diverse telephone church

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: fighting pozpig state

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: diverse telephone church

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: fighting pozpig state

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: diverse telephone church

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: fighting pozpig state

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: magenta wrinkle

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: diverse telephone church

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: cordovan erotic hell toaster

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: glassy den

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Tan antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: magenta wrinkle

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: cordovan erotic hell toaster

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Razzle idiot

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: cobalt multi-colored point scourge upon the earth

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: effete carmine stage fortuitous meteor

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Out-of-control gas station selfie

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: effete carmine stage fortuitous meteor

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Out-of-control gas station selfie

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: effete carmine stage fortuitous meteor

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: magenta wrinkle

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Wonderful mint french chef station

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Deranged Ladyboy

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: dead azn

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: marvelous very tactful dog poop

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Out-of-control gas station selfie

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: hateful locus

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Out-of-control gas station selfie

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Idiotic Thriller Headpube Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Motley Ivory Theater Pisswyrm



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: diverse telephone church

180

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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: cordovan erotic hell toaster



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: vibrant messiness principal's office



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: Godawful coiffed masturbator center



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: histrionic carnelian psychic crotch

Lmao

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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: yellow sickened nursing home



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: rose party of the first part

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Idiotic Thriller Headpube Brunch

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: fishy legend

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: diverse telephone church

lol

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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: brilliant pontificating theater stage karate



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Big lodge

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: odious doobsian heaven

180

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Galvanic therapy mad-dog skullcap

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: racy orchid space elastic band

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: boyish mood trailer park

poignant

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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: navy narrow-minded stain

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Idiotic Thriller Headpube Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Godawful coiffed masturbator center

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Coral meetinghouse

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Razzle idiot

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Crimson Cruel-hearted Parlour

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: flickering geriatric home friendly grandma

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Olive startled legal warrant



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Know-it-all exciting pit factory reset button

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Insecure library

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Primrose slimy corner

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: stimulating boiling water



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: irradiated internet-worthy degenerate ticket booth

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: harsh razzle-dazzle university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: hateful locus



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Blathering Partner



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Blathering Partner



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: stimulating boiling water



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Blathering Partner



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Disrespectful doctorate

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: harsh razzle-dazzle university



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: gold puppy site



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Sepia Misunderstood Halford

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: bossy striped hyena immigrant

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Sepia Misunderstood Halford

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: onyx tanning salon



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Blathering Partner



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Blathering Partner



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: yapping glittery faggotry property



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: onyx tanning salon



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: onyx tanning salon



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