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How different is Greek from Ancient Greek?
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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: Clear pisswyrm

By active I mean 5 poasts per week on average. Today at 12;37 EST all active XO poasters are instantly transported to the same forested hillside several miles from the outskirts of ancient Athens. Everyone has on what he/she is wearing and whatever was in your pockets or your hands at the time of transport. What is the most likely result of this strange event?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24930901)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: well-lubricated milky school cafeteria

I become apoplectic when I cannot poast from my phone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24931484)



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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:38 PM
Author: slate violent multi-billionaire dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#25512167)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:53 PM
Author: infuriating burgundy gaping

I curse the uselessness of my wireless mouse, and the fact that my phone was on the desk instead of in my pocket.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#26474648)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Clear pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#26493563)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 2:12 PM
Author: Chest-beating Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#27588580)



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Date: November 5th, 2014 11:41 PM
Author: Costumed angry rigor

Would just calmly say... NO BRO! I'm Greek, brah! I'd give them the secret grip... and wink as I say... it's for life!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#26658065)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: Ungodly mahogany halford meetinghouse

The citizenry is perplexed by this group of slanty-eyed guys in weird clothes who don't speak Greek and executes us all before nightfall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24930910)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Sickened Ticket Booth Private Investor

Imagine Halford being executed by a massive Greek semi nude musclestud... "Noo! I'm one of you! I like your cock! Fuck clothmos right!" *CHOP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24930914)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:21 AM
Author: lascivious hissy fit affirmative action

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24930918)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: Smoky rehab scourge upon the earth

lol, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24931204)



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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Charismatic Volcanic Crater

loling in my office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#25092349)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 2:12 PM
Author: Chest-beating Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#27588583)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: rambunctious twisted sneaky criminal stage



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:33 AM
Author: Carmine laser beams university

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24930979)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: Clear pisswyrm



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:38 AM
Author: flushed thirsty knife market

There would be enough of us that we could pretend to be some roaming hill people. Furthermore everyone knows lawyers are great communicators, we could probably get in good with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24931002)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:57 PM
Author: blue weed whacker indirect expression

LMFAO @ the "great communicators" part. Yeah I'm sure they'd love this group of aspie weirdo foreigners.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24931461)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:05 PM
Author: Carmine laser beams university

"lawyers are great communicators"

LOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24931494)



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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:22 PM
Author: Multi-colored dun whorehouse

180, but at you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#25092270)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Elite arousing double fault

"They're not 180ing with you, they're 180ing at you"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#26474438)



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Date: November 5th, 2014 11:40 PM
Author: dashing school

lol ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#26658063)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: Overrated parlour

Within 500 years, the world would surpass the level of technology in this world's 2014. Aside from technology, other scholarship would flourish as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24930943)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:32 AM
Author: Trip insane corn cake place of business

Would they have enough science to do anything with our smartphones after executing us?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24930975)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy frozen sound barrier chapel

they wouldn't execute you, they would assume Zeus sent you or assumed your form for some reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24930986)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:36 AM
Author: Brass Irradiated Hunting Ground

I am a high ranking scout in the army by morning. My knowledge of and ability to intermingle with eastern peoples proving invaluable. Similarly my memorization of the Greek alphabet puts in the top .01% intelligence of all citizens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24930995)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:05 PM
Author: swashbuckling mediation

How different is Greek from Ancient Greek?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24931498)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Brass Irradiated Hunting Ground

My bad I know the Ancient Greek alphabet. Whichever one Parmenides wrote in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24931633)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: Clear pisswyrm



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy frozen sound barrier chapel

We'd all die of disease and find the living conditions unbearable, but the Athenians would think we were sent by the gods or gods ourselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24930982)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: sienna fanboi nowag

they would die from our diseases as well. i've been in Beijing, Shanghai, rural China, Taipei, Bangkok, Pattaya, Tokyo etc. and tons of airports all within the last couple of years or so mixing germs with people all the while. the number of people i've mixed germs with is probably as great as europe's population in 300 BC. i'd say we'd wipe them out unintentionally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24931632)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: maize maniacal stag film

I guess I'd be raped and then die from disease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24930999)



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Date: February 6th, 2014 12:11 AM
Author: Olive sinister stage ape

More likely never get laid again as xo posters go crazy at the freedom to fuck young boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24965155)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: ruddy piazza nibblets

this would be 180 lets do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24931007)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:40 AM
Author: maize maniacal stag film

The smell would start to drive you insane within a day, and so would the lack of modern plumbing. You would have no access to medicine, and if your immune system is vulnerable to some bug from that period you would just die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24931010)



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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: At-the-ready heady masturbator

lol. I haven't been to a doctor since eighth grade. You have never pissed on the side of a highway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#26535943)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:40 AM
Author: lascivious hissy fit affirmative action

I've blocked off my Outlook calendar after 2, except for a 30 minute call at 4, so I'll have to come back for a little bit but then I am free. Until Monday morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24931011)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: ruddy piazza nibblets

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24931209)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: glittery snowy incel



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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: ruddy piazza nibblets



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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:07 PM
Author: Clear pisswyrm



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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: insanely creepy violet sanctuary immigrant



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Author: Stimulating area



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Date: March 31st, 2015 2:13 PM
Author: Chest-beating Hospital



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:10 PM
Author: Misanthropic citrine degenerate

*prints off schematic for henry repeating rifle*

All right bros lets head out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24931180)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: ruddy piazza nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24931213)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: Misanthropic citrine degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24931227)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: Misanthropic citrine degenerate

Boooom is immediately considered a philosopher as he wails "WE CAN MAKE IT" in the outside of the senate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24931269)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: Carmine laser beams university

history will remember him as the GOATUS POTUS of Greek Antiquity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24931295)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:56 PM
Author: Misanthropic citrine degenerate

"GLADIATORIAL GAMES ARE A SCAM" he bellows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24931456)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: ruddy piazza nibblets

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24931466)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Sickened Ticket Booth Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24931468)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: passionate trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24931476)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:03 PM
Author: Carmine laser beams university

"As he saw the aura of great wisdom envelope Athens and even Sparta with his golden words... that is when he began his magnum opus, The Republic..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24931487)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Big sex offender church building

lol idiot, they didn't have gladiators in ancient greece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24931508)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: Carmine laser beams university

don't fight the hypo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24931524)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Big sex offender church building

hypo is ancient greece, not gladiators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24931605)



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Date: June 13th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Nofapping Saffron Point Twinkling Uncleanness

(xo poast...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#25743638)



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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:28 PM
Author: At-the-ready heady masturbator

greeks watched on ESPN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#26535954)



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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: topaz razzmatazz ratface

"While countless bad things exist across Greece, nothing is worse than athletic competition. Firstly they do not know how to live well nor would they be able to do so; for how could a man who is a slave of his jaw and weaker than his belly acquire prosperity beyond his father? Additionally they are not capable of working for a living and making the best of fortune, because they have not learnt good customs and hence change with difficulty when facing a lack of resources. They are illustrious in their youth and go back and forth as statutes of the city. But when bitter old age falls upon them, their humble cloaks are no more through a loss of thread. Also, I blame the custom of the Greeks, who gather together for these men and honour useless pleasures for the sake of a feast. Who by wrestling well or being swift footed or by punching a jaw finely aided his paternal city through the winning of a crown? Will they fight the enemy in their hands or repel them from the fatherland by striking between the shields with their hands? In this no one is silly when standing before the spear. Wise and good men must be wreathed with leaves, along with him who, being a moderate and just man, leads his city very finely and the man who puts away bad deeds with words and diminishes battles and civil wars, for such things are fine both for every city and every one of the Greeks."

- Bbooooooooomripides

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#25092403)



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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:47 PM
Author: Misanthropic citrine degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#25512211)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: Misanthropic citrine degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#26474621)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:46 PM
Author: titillating gold yarmulke casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#27589557)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:32 AM
Author: Spectacular tank coldplay fan

"i want to be mauled to death by a tiger live in the city square"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#27587641)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:36 PM
Author: titillating gold yarmulke casino

CRIMINALLY underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#27589466)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: black contagious prole

even if we can't speak greek, we can make a correspondence to our letters and greek, and after time, would be able to communicate crudely. since there are many SCHOLARS here we know about plato, aristotle, the presocratics and homer, we would be impress them with what we knew. after we got past the language barrier somewhat, we could teach them important things like penicillin, gunpowder, how to make electricity from turbines, improved smelting techniques. we could teach them Newtonian physics, basic biology and chemistry, we could tech them about basic algebra and calculus. assuming we didn't get die, within a year, we'd be considered gods.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24931491)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:09 PM
Author: Big sex offender church building

lol at lawlyers knowing how to extract penicillin or make gunpowder, or generate electricity, or smelt, or do anything but queef all day about serial commas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24931518)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: black contagious prole

lol at you thinking this is still a law board faggot. get that fuck out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24931522)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Brass Irradiated Hunting Ground

Me and diesel'd be having gay butthole orgies with the local homofags within like twenty minutes. Then we would create a crude form of grindr by etching personals on a wall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24931597)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:25 PM
Author: Carmine laser beams university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24931609)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Bossy queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24931763)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: ruddy piazza nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24931769)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: Stimulating area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24931799)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: black contagious prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24931962)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: ruddy piazza nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24964849)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:18 PM
Author: appetizing bearded foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24964863)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:19 PM
Author: ruddy piazza nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24964867)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: Electric Athletic Conference

there was nothing 'gay' about greek butthole orgies, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24964883)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: ruddy piazza nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24965055)



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Date: February 8th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: insanely creepy violet sanctuary immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24980787)



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Date: February 8th, 2014 9:47 PM
Author: ruddy piazza nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24980803)



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Date: February 8th, 2014 9:50 PM
Author: ruddy piazza nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24980825)



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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: Hyperventilating step-uncle's house

jfc we're all done here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#25092176)



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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: ruddy piazza nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#25092410)



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Date: May 6th, 2014 1:09 PM
Author: lascivious hissy fit affirmative action

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#25512299)



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Date: June 13th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: insanely creepy violet sanctuary immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#25743612)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:00 PM
Author: insanely creepy violet sanctuary immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#26474330)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:16 PM
Author: Elite arousing double fault

moderately overrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#26474442)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author: offensive library toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#26474616)



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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: Hyperactive Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#26535858)



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Date: November 5th, 2014 8:46 PM
Author: insanely creepy violet sanctuary immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#26656645)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: Stimulating area

*Swipes right*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#27587627)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:31 PM
Author: Clear pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#28734625)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: Hyperactive Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#29746405)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:35 PM
Author: .,.,.:,,.,:.,:,,:,.::,:.:.,.,:.,:,,.:.,.,:.::,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#49693024)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: motley lay windowlicker

The entire poasting community cheers as gay sex with young boys is now socially acceptable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24931774)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: passionate trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24931785)



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Date: June 13th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Nofapping Saffron Point Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#25743643)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: histrionic massive psychic garrison

Thankfully I'm carrying today. So they'd be scared shitless by my pistol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24931793)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: motley lay windowlicker

One shot into the air and you'd basically be treated as a god.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24931804)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:52 PM
Author: Stimulating area

BOW BEFOR ME AND PRAY THAT MY MERCIFUL BULLET MIGHT YET DESCEND FROM THE SKIES AND PIERCE THY CRANIUM!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24931812)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: motley lay windowlicker

I would totally be your manservant in ancient greece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24931819)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Brass Irradiated Hunting Ground

They'd just send out some cyclops to kill you and then we'd all have a homosexual bacchanal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24931818)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: Carmine laser beams university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24932124)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 7:52 PM
Author: hairraiser abode

...but after he sneezed they would murder him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#29111772)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: Overrated parlour

We could probably figure out primitive gunpowder. Isn't it just saltpeter and piss? I don't know what saltpeter is or where to get it, but we can ask some Greek dood. Make some primitive arms and conquer the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24931865)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:22 PM
Author: gay mother

Modern archaeologists would write volumes on the significance of the cryptic message carved into over 850 monuments, cave walls, and cliff sides all across Greece that date to between 300 and 280 BC:

DIESELNOJERBPWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24932039)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Overrated parlour

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24932195)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:57 PM
Author: ruddy piazza nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24932294)



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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:01 PM
Author: Clear pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#25092159)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:54 PM
Author: jet pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24965051)



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Date: February 6th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: razzle pontificating center pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24965130)



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Date: February 6th, 2014 12:13 AM
Author: Seedy Supple French Chef

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#24965158)



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Date: November 5th, 2014 11:50 PM
Author: Talking comical office therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#26658096)



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Date: February 17th, 2014 7:30 AM
Author: Misanthropic citrine degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#25033828)



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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Charismatic Volcanic Crater

best thread I've read in awhile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#25092356)



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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: exciting mental disorder

it's sad that i don't think i could advance mathematics past euclid at all.

but i think you write down general thoughts about what you know about history and modern tech that would sow seeds of inspiration that would advance science by 500 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#25512103)



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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:41 PM
Author: slate violent multi-billionaire dopamine

(shitlawyer who didnt take AP The Calculus in high school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#25512182)



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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: disgusting international law enforcement agency

proving all of "modern" math would be the hard part. showing a bunch of dudes in togas the concept of limits/derivatives or whatnot would be easy until thrasymachus decides to go alpha on your ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#25512258)



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Date: May 6th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Thriller lilac location round eye

Proofs yeah maybe...but I could probably derive a fair amount.

And they'd be able to help you out once they saw the end point.

I also was apparently one of the top undergrads in math proofs at my T14.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#25512293)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:32 AM
Author: slate violent multi-billionaire dopamine

maths proof*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#27587639)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: cheese-eating translucent partner corner

math poofs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#27588866)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: Bronze heaven giraffe

In 2500 years, archaeologists find grotesque statues of muscled men with 20-inch penises

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#25579475)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 10:22 AM
Author: beady-eyed potus voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#25579487)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 10:22 AM
Author: very tactful police squad

Most would sit around all day and complain about random topics, all while unable to find employment ... same as here.

The azns would be NOWAGed ... same as here.

lisa rowe, bluesmoke, and the rest of the drug addicts would start walking to Delphi to breath in the gasses and become oracles. They would say the same things there they currently say here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#25579488)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 3:01 PM
Author: canary razzle-dazzle hell

Count me in with the Delphic druggies then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#25580472)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:38 PM
Author: titillating gold yarmulke casino

CRIMINALLY underrated poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#27589485)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: Mauve cracking rigpig

Semi-srs response:

-A good number of us would die from various ailments, but not all. Adults are generally pretty sturdy against disease and we generally have okay immune systems since we all got sick (we just had treatments and didn't die). We're vaccinated against many ailments.

-We would have a lot of initial difficulties communicating in Greek, but at least some of us could start rudimentary communications and eventually become fluent. It helps that this being ancient times the needed language is a great deal simpler.

-Being both moderns and mostly poli-sci shitheads we would struggle to help science advance in terms of INTELLECTUAL HORSEPOWER, but we could still do a great deal simply by explaining what is common knowledge in the future. Even rudimentary HS and college knowledge would enable huge advances in:

Medicine: Germ theory, what body systems do

Physics: Atomic theory, basic Newtonian physics as well as relativity

Chemistry: Elements and the idea of chemical reactions. We could potentially help create basic but influential compounds like gunpowder.

Biology: Cells, genetics, evolution, ecology

Astronomy: Basically everything

Geography: A far more accurate world map even if we're stuck trying to hash it out on paper or something. If we have a map with us, so much the better.

Economics: Concepts like inflation, supply and demand, price bubbles, joint stock companies, banking, etc.

Engineering: Some simple machines could potentially be pushed along by simply explaining the end result. Maybe even a steam engine would be possible.

Military tech: The stirrup would be a big one, if nothing else. If we're pre-Philip, so would the sarissa and pike phalanxes. EDIT: Just noticed this is in 300 BC, so Philip's stuff would have already happened. Ignore that.

...and so forth.

-Benzo would give lots of people HIV, which would be pretty goddamn crippling and likely lead to a huge crackdown on homosexuality as practice cursed by God (this being XO, we would probably end up encouraging this belief).

-We would blame our return to the past on "shitlibs" who destroyed the future, and would describe their beliefs and how they ruined the world. This would ensure shitlibs are never allowed to rise again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#25579568)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 10:48 AM
Author: very tactful police squad

Your last point would make it all worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#25579574)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:40 PM
Author: titillating gold yarmulke casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#27589496)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: Elite arousing double fault

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#25579613)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: canary razzle-dazzle hell

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#25580663)



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Date: June 13th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: insanely creepy violet sanctuary immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#25743629)



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Date: June 13th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Mauve cracking rigpig

ty for this much appreciated bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#25743732)



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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: At-the-ready heady masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#26535973)



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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: insanely creepy violet sanctuary immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#26536031)



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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Dead headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#26536127)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Stimulating area

lol

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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:40 PM
Author: titillating gold yarmulke casino

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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Onyx frisky bawdyhouse turdskin

A. I'm so sick of these dumb hypos, no one else is going to get a movie deal from thinking of these silly scenarios

B. /smudge is worshipped as lord and bondsman

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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:07 PM
Author: bright excitant boltzmann roommate

I'd totally invent airplanes and the Archimedes principle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#26474375)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 8:11 PM
Author: insecure mad-dog skullcap

as i materialize in 300bc i turn around and see one other lone soul standing next to me.

"To be fair," he lisps...

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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:15 PM
Author: Hyperactive Plaza



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Date: November 5th, 2014 11:39 PM
Author: Provocative bbw orchestra pit



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:34 AM
Author: slate violent multi-billionaire dopamine



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Date: November 6th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Vibrant home depressive



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:39 PM
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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: geriatric crotch

Hard to think of any real actionable knowledge. I'd build a printing press and advance civilization hundreds of years. Make soap (if I can remember), try to build a bicycle, click up w other xo posters and form the xo secret society. Introduce the plough and compost to grow olives and grapes. Impregnate as many Greek and Turk girls as I can.

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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:37 PM
Author: cheese-eating translucent partner corner

No Turks in that region until hundreds of years later.

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Date: February 3rd, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: geriatric crotch

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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: silver cerebral national

i'd prolly chill at the agora and sip some soo cr wine with THEMISTOCLES and dem

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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: pink site

We'd all fuck each other's asses, as was customary at the time

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Date: February 3rd, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: Naked Pale Doctorate Spot

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Date: March 31st, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: Big-titted orange church blood rage

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Date: November 4th, 2015 7:40 PM
Author: spruce forum



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Date: November 4th, 2015 11:11 PM
Author: bright excitant boltzmann roommate



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Date: November 4th, 2015 11:42 PM
Author: Vibrant home depressive

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2)#29113871)



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