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Why are lawyers so good with words and grammar?
| flushed police squad friendly grandma | 06/24/14 |
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| flushed police squad friendly grandma | 06/24/14 |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:27 PM Author: flushed police squad friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2)#25811346) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:02 AM Author: Effete splenetic place of business I tried this once.
I was attempting to use a redacted phrase from a 2011 partner departure agreement to manifest an extra week of FMLA. I chanted it over a bowl of artisanal hummus under the flickering light of the dairy aisle.
BAM! The lights hummed. BAM! The air filled with the scent of burnt Cheetos and procedural toner. BAM! Tabitha appeared behind the olive bar, holding my rejected time-off request. She wasn't angry. She just stared with those dead, bureaucratic eyes and said Clause 9.2 does not permit unsanctioned rituals on company time. She said my soul was now subject to a quarterly performance review. She said the humming is normal. She said this is this is fine thisisfine this isf |
Date: June 24th, 2014 5:28 PM Author: Trip Crotch Address Surgeons use a scalpel
Juris doctors use words. |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:28 PM Author: flushed police squad friendly grandma o what a scholar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2)#25811354) |
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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:34 PM Author: Effete splenetic place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2)#49057312) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:40 PM Author: purple fragrant twinkling uncleanness kind of like sorcerers casting spells (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2)#25811425) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:41 PM Author: Trip Crotch Address cr.
Doctors write life saving prescriptions.
Juris doctors write life saving briefs. |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:47 PM Author: purple fragrant twinkling uncleanness "I get it now! Juris PHYSICIANS keep us safe just like doctors and the military"
"Exactly. Now you're staring to really THINK like a lawyer"
(worst episode of magic school bus ever) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:48 PM Author: Sick corn cake lol link? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2)#25811452) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:37 PM Author: Talented pale hissy fit property they're not (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2)#25811405) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:47 PM Author: Soul-stirring flirting cruise ship cr. They're actually some of the worst. My mom with her high school diploma can write better english than 90% of lawyers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2)#25811449) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:54 PM Author: Floppy slippery area There's a lot of bad writing out there, but you're probably tripping if you think regular folks generally write better. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2)#25811492) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:38 PM Author: garnet liquid oxygen (Julia) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2)#25811413) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:39 PM Author: snowy range degenerate oh my look at the words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2)#25811422) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:49 PM Author: Tan excitant party of the first part because anything you read written by a lawyer went through hundreds of emails of "please revise, thanks." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2)#25811461) |
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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:34 PM Author: Effete splenetic place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2)#49057311) |
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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:33 PM Author: vibrant hilarious step-uncle's house main people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2)#49057310) |