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I can see it in your eyes.You don't have a single fucking offer.

Date: November 21st, 2006 4:37 PM Author: variazns on a the...
Hairraiser orange chapel depressive
  09/18/14
law students and lawyers all need to be gassed
Bearded double fault shitlib
  09/18/14
the board was so fucking faggy back then
Sickened Fiercely-loyal Sneaky Criminal Piazza
  09/18/14
fair
Fluffy field
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Swollen stimulating cruise ship
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Cr. Notice it's always the shitlibs talking about xo2005 lik...
Bright temple chad
  02/26/16
No man
milky narrow-minded son of senegal feces
  03/08/16
ya it was basically paradise for jjc very unchill
thirsty brunch knife
  02/26/16
damn, it really was
angry goal in life sanctuary
  02/26/16
CR. (xo 2005) was definitely different but it's better in s...
cream appetizing karate
  02/26/16
fuk u
green flirting jewess
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Sickened Fiercely-loyal Sneaky Criminal Piazza
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Bright temple chad
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lascivious insane kitchen
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splenetic hospital halford
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Ultramarine location
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Lol fags
awkward orchestra pit becky
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Ultramarine location
  03/08/16
This is great. A year ago, I was trying to make pleasantr...
naked dashing striped hyena
  03/08/16
This was a 180 post back in the day. Of course, like most t...
ocher immigrant
  03/08/16
I despise this thread. It hurts, oh it hurts
pungent lodge
  03/08/16
I'm glad this bort has moved beyond its faggy ways.
brilliant dilemma partner
  03/08/16
pre 2008 was very different and it was much easier and struc...
ocher immigrant
  03/08/16
pre-2008, poasters had something ot brag about because you a...
brilliant dilemma partner
  03/08/16
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Ultramarine location
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Ultramarine location
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Lul
gold multi-billionaire
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Provocative native liquid oxygen
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Hairraiser orange chapel depressive
  05/06/22
I guess i can believe that this xo classic is now seen as &q...
copper spectacular house psychic
  05/06/22
cr, these type of posts are the best thing thats ever come o...
Histrionic abode
  05/06/22
Are those classics archived/listed somewhere
copper spectacular house psychic
  05/06/22
not that i know of, but someone will find them if you ask
Histrionic abode
  05/06/22
pre-2008 xo when you were in law school was one of the great...
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Histrionic abode
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copper spectacular house psychic
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Ultramarine location
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GOAT
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Date: September 18th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: Hairraiser orange chapel depressive

Date: November 21st, 2006 4:37 PM

Author: variazns on a theme

I see you every time you walk down the halls. You recover from your zombie-like trance just long enough to avert your eyes away from mine. The semester has worn you down and what do you have to show for it? You are a stump of a man.

You hope I don't start up a conversation with you because you know it will lead to the inevitable. That talk and pitter patter about plans for the summer. Great summer plans of getting wined and dined in some far off city. Great plans of meeting new people and getting paid to do nothing. Because you didn't get a single fucking offer. And I can see the pain in your eyes.

I had more callbacks than you had first-interviews. I had more offers than the number of firms who would even deign to look at you twice. I've been to more cities in 4 weeks than you or your grandchildren will ever set foot in during their entire lives. Chicago, New York, LA. I can tell you which airlines fly from which terminals and how many feet you have to walk to get to the 6:50 flight to LaGuardia from the 5:30 flight from O'Hare. I've had more money thrown at me on a single dinner than you spent on food in an entire month. Because you had heard about the stories of excess. And they wouldn't even let you glance inside the window.

For me, normalcy begins again when I write my last exam for my last final of this semester. But for you, it never begins. I see you in the library paging through your casebook. I see you rush to each of your classes: a sense of urgency in the way you move. Because you lost the 1L race, and you'd like to move just a little faster for the 2L one.

I'm sorry my friend, but the life of the law is not only the life of the mind, it is the life of the mob. And to the mob, I cast my body thereupon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7042983)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2)#26351081)



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Date: September 18th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: Bearded double fault shitlib

law students and lawyers all need to be gassed

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Date: September 18th, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: Sickened Fiercely-loyal Sneaky Criminal Piazza

the board was so fucking faggy back then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2)#26351128)



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Date: September 18th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Fluffy field

fair

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Date: August 18th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Swollen stimulating cruise ship



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Bright temple chad

Cr. Notice it's always the shitlibs talking about xo2005 like it was some bastion of prestige, when in reality it was a bunch of asian strivers celebrating being kike slaves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2)#29925358)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: milky narrow-minded son of senegal feces

No man

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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: thirsty brunch knife

ya it was basically paradise for jjc

very unchill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2)#29925372)



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:11 PM
Author: angry goal in life sanctuary

damn, it really was

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2)#29925374)



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:15 PM
Author: cream appetizing karate

CR. (xo 2005) was definitely different but it's better in some ways and worse in others. We pretty much all bought into prestige flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2)#29925403)



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Date: February 26th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: green flirting jewess

fuk u

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Date: September 28th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: Sickened Fiercely-loyal Sneaky Criminal Piazza



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Date: May 6th, 2022 12:58 PM
Author: Bright temple chad



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:07 PM
Author: lascivious insane kitchen



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Date: January 10th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: splenetic hospital halford



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:07 PM
Author: Ultramarine location



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: awkward orchestra pit becky

Lol fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2)#29925369)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: Ultramarine location



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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:36 AM
Author: naked dashing striped hyena

This is great.

A year ago, I was trying to make pleasantries with a law student I had known from a scholarship programme, and he just would not look at me, make any eye contact with me. I understand now.

This is me. I reek with despair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2)#30007334)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 11:40 AM
Author: ocher immigrant

This was a 180 post back in the day. Of course, like most things xo, it's all about the context in which it was posted. Of course, the dimwitted 22 year old TLS crossovers who have infested in this board wouldn't understand and automatically resort to "this is faggy, fuck libs!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2)#30008731)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: pungent lodge

I despise this thread. It hurts, oh it hurts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2)#30008976)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:09 PM
Author: brilliant dilemma partner

I'm glad this bort has moved beyond its faggy ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2)#30008981)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: ocher immigrant

pre 2008 was very different and it was much easier and structured to become successful. It wasn't faggy for '05, but it is faggy for '16

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2)#30008989)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: brilliant dilemma partner

pre-2008, poasters had something ot brag about because you actually had the OPPORTUNITY to obtain a life of Models&Bottles.

Today, every gets either nojerb or barely $65/yr.

ITE has been very humbling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2)#30009008)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 3:24 PM
Author: Ultramarine location



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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:47 AM
Author: Ultramarine location



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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:49 AM
Author: gold multi-billionaire

Lul

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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:49 AM
Author: Provocative native liquid oxygen



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Date: May 6th, 2022 12:55 PM
Author: Hairraiser orange chapel depressive



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:01 PM
Author: copper spectacular house psychic

I guess i can believe that this xo classic is now seen as "faggy past"

This place is truly a shit hole now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2)#44464977)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:08 PM
Author: Histrionic abode

cr, these type of posts are the best thing thats ever come out of xo.

"S&C shoulder bag logo out" is another classic

UChicago shithole screed too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2)#44465001)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:09 PM
Author: copper spectacular house psychic

Are those classics archived/listed somewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2)#44465002)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:10 PM
Author: Histrionic abode

not that i know of, but someone will find them if you ask

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2)#44465005)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:05 PM
Author: Magical Contagious Gunner French Chef

pre-2008 xo when you were in law school was one of the greatest message board experiences of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2)#44464991)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:07 PM
Author: Histrionic abode



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:08 PM
Author: copper spectacular house psychic



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Date: October 11th, 2023 10:13 AM
Author: Ultramarine location



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Date: January 16th, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: Adulterous french nibblets address

GOAT

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Date: September 6th, 2024 7:07 PM
Author: Ultramarine location



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Date: July 28th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: Ultramarine location



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