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'I'm pregnant!' shouts Jonathan Franzen's wife.

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant...
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Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag ...
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lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s
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Source? I thought I read somewhere that DFW was unhappy wit...
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still funny.
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Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxo...
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MODS! *(minus "even in success")
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?pls
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Date: September 24th, 2014 7:04 AM
Author: laughsome pale twinkling uncleanness generalized bond

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant,' he says. 'Pregnant with the next great American novel.' He walks into the backyard and places a single portobello mushroom upon the grill.

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Date: September 28th, 2014 3:41 AM
Author: Lime heady corner turdskin



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:49 AM
Author: soul-stirring brindle step-uncle's house haunted graveyard



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: Stimulating Liquid Oxygen



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: free-loading excitant headpube

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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: Gold boyish menage fanboi



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: poppy bisexual goyim crotch



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:20 AM
Author: cracking institution

never read a franzen novel and now I have a perfect idea of who he is thanks to op's vivid description

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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: soul-stirring brindle step-uncle's house haunted graveyard



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:54 PM
Author: rusted swashbuckling cuckoldry

Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag about how much "audience pussy" he got and realized that it made Franzen extremely uncomfortable. From then on DFW made it a point to talk about and describe to Franzen the audience pussy he obtained throughout their book tours on a nightly basis.

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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: passionate splenetic idea he suggested

lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s

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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: Marvelous Honey-headed Halford Business Firm

Source? I thought I read somewhere that DFW was unhappy with how little groupie pussy he got

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Date: August 26th, 2016 1:58 AM
Author: cracking institution



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: soul-stirring brindle step-uncle's house haunted graveyard



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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:05 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle underhanded deer antler



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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:06 AM
Author: elite jew



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Date: December 12th, 2016 6:44 PM
Author: house-broken glittery volcanic crater



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:28 PM
Author: house-broken glittery volcanic crater



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:40 PM
Author: vermilion drunken principal's office candlestick maker

still funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2)#32956038)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: exciting emerald new version



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: Titillating mental disorder



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: lake theatre mad-dog skullcap



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Wonderful Meetinghouse Circlehead



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: unhinged tripping university



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Date: September 17th, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: Bespoke private investor

Still 180

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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:30 PM
Author: unhinged tripping university



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:12 PM
Author: free-loading excitant headpube



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: soul-stirring brindle step-uncle's house haunted graveyard



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:05 PM
Author: passionate splenetic idea he suggested

Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxoer. Neurotic, envious 130 IQ striver/grinder, who pretends he was one of the cool kids and even in success is utterly miserable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2)#34669491)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: unhinged tripping university

MODS!

*(minus "even in success")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2)#34669505)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: passionate splenetic idea he suggested

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2)#34669532)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: unhinged tripping university

?pls

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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: Ocher Abode Cuck



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Date: March 13th, 2021 4:48 PM
Author: frisky dun macaca



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:37 PM
Author: Disgusting Temple Jap

If u befriended aliens today, in exchanging intergalactic gifts from the human race, would u submit the Corrections? Really?

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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:44 PM
Author: Filthy whorehouse



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Date: August 28th, 2022 8:43 PM
Author: house-broken glittery volcanic crater



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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: rose balding reading party native



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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: big mexican hominid



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