It’s our goal to help everyone with their goals to be healthier!!

If any one does not like these options as always people are welcome to bring and eat whatever they would like."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27104110)

"As stated your welcome to bring your own stuff but also as stated what has been bought is 250 calories and the Greek yogurt bought is 80 calories so yes the stance is that it IS healthier than the bagels with shmear we have been getting on Fridays!" [sic]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27104623)

You in shitlaw, bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27109803)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-osrhU6lbc28/VEkX24ilkFI/AAAAAAAAhA4/8kA2eUwlW68/s1600/Carls-Jr-Hardees-Double-Loaded-Omelet-Biscuit.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27104608)

I like how they have to go out of their way to tell law drones this part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27104620)

https://www.panerabread.com/en-us/menu-categories/bagels-and-spreads.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27109832)

1. Granola has a fuckton of calories, and most manufactured granolas (e.g. Bear Naked) have so much extra crap in them that they end up being unhealthy

2. Yogurt is filled with hormones, lactose, and all kinds of other shit that will make your gut hate you forever

...Eggs and tortillas actually sounds like a pretty healthy way to go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27110028)

any hormones and antibiotics in cheap yogurt are going to be in cheap eggs too.

tortillas are obviously 180, but fucking lol at them being healthy. massive bombs of calories made entirely of cheap carbs and fat with zero good nutritional content.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27110714)

at least sausage has protein and fat to make you full

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27109802)

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27109984)

"The sandwiches in discussion taken from the jimmy dean website:

[jimmy dean sausage sandwich nutritional info]

Compared to an everything bagel which is a typical bagel eaten in the office

Below numbers taken straight from the Einstein Bagel website.

Nutrition Facts

Everything Bagel

Calories 269

Calories from Fat 17

% Daily Value*

Total Fat 2g 3%

Saturated Fat 0g 0%

Trans Fat 0g

Cholesterol 0mg 0%

Sodium 616mg 26%

Total Carbohydrates 56g 19%

Dietary Fiber 2g 8%

Sugars 5g

Protein 9g

*Percent Daily Values (DV are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.)

Then add in “schmear”

Nutrition Facts

Plain

Calories 150

Calories from Fat 130

% Daily Value*

Total Fat 15g 23%

Saturated Fat 10g 50%

Trans Fat 0g

Cholesterol 45mg 15%

Sodium 140mg 6%

Total Carbohydrates 2g 1%

Dietary Fiber 0g 0%

Sugars 2g

Protein 2g

*Percent Daily Values (DV are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.)

Now do we wish to discuss nutritional values further….

This is an effort to take a step in a different direction. NO one has to eat what is provided and not everyone likes yogurt therefore as a compromise to not completely shutting out the carbs people are used to on Friday mornings the above was seen as a medium.

This is something that was an attempt to be thoughtful and help promote my personal healthy goals as well as other people’s health goals that have been mentioned. It is frustrating that people would make it so difficult to do something caring."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27110920)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27111939)

are others in the office LJLing at her behind her back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27111947)

Halfway through the day I asked him if everything was okay because he wasn't his normal self and he just said he was busy.

He came into my office just to shoot the shit at the end of the day and I said I hope I didn't offend Sue by my email.

He said, "What email? You mean about the jimmy dean sandwiches?"

I said, "Yeah," and he goes, "Listen. She's nuts. Did you see what she ate today for lunch? A fried hamburger and french fries. I said, 'What are you eating, Sue? That doesn't look healthy,' and she said, 'It isn't'".

So I don't feel bad anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27125886)

Thirteen people at the meeting. A big box of jimmy dean sandwiches on the counter, a bag of granola and a bunch of greek yogurt. No one was eating anything except for the maintenance guy who was eating grapes that he brought himself. The vibe was weird if not a little tense. Off to court I went.

So after court I go back to the office and see the box of jimmy dean sandwiches still on the counter. Oh, hey, she actually got the turkey egg white ones. No one was around so I popped one in the microwave because I was hungry.

While I'm standing next to the microwave waiting for my tasty jimmy dean sandwich, guess who walks in? Yep, the jimmy dean girl. She's all, "What are you eating."

I'm all, "Uh, nothing." Then I pull the sandwich out of the microwave and she's standing there with her hand on her hip and this smug as fuck grin on her face.

"You didn't say you were getting the egg white ones." I took a bite, said, "Hey, these are pretty good," and went upstairs to my office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27128282)

Since this girl was recently 'demoted' from 2nd-in-command of HR to 3rd-in-command, the partner responded by making her move from the head of the table, where she was sitting, and told the 2nd-in-command HR girl to switch places with her.

It created this awesome awkward silence as the girls switched seats and then the partner carried on as nothing happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27564417)

They should serve boiled eggs for the diet mos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27638412)

(basket of butter cubes was emptied from local diner when server wasn't looking and stuffed into pants pocket- 'oy vey,free butter...think of the savings!')

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2)#27634686)