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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: Orange half-breed philosopher-king It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: Flesh Azn Plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: glittery hateful bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: Floppy Tanning Salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: Mustard histrionic twinkling uncleanness did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: Ultramarine bisexual kitty cruise ship "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: razzle-dazzle station hissy fit (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: misunderstood home newt "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: racy range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Word combinations (2 make yer heart skip) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: Stirring Deer Antler Pocket Flask (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: Orange half-breed philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: arousing organic girlfriend who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: Orange half-breed philosopher-king Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: arousing organic girlfriend whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: Orange half-breed philosopher-king CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: Federal buck-toothed knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: Blue submissive juggernaut 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: misanthropic parlour "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: Federal buck-toothed knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: rebellious trip police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#49335487) |