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Date: December 27th, 2015 11:56 AM Author: bistre dopamine coldplay fan and we're currently about 100 miles south of Pittsburgh. The fasten seatbelt sign is going to remain on for the duration of the flight: things will get very bumpy if we're intercepted by a Kelthian fighter and forced to take evasive maneuvers. We also ask that phones, tablets, and other electronic devices remain off or in airplane mode for the duration of the flight: they can interfere with the electromagnetic countermeasures that United Airlines deploys against the antimatter torpedoes common in the Galactic Arch. Our flight path to uncharted space will be taking us within just a few light years of the Serpens Nebula, and passengers on the left side of the plane may experience near-lethal dosages of cosmic radiation. As you know, there are those within the United Earth bureaucracy and the upper ranks of our military who believe our mission today is foolish, or impossible. They do not deserve the medals on their chests, or the title of Supreme Strategix. A small crew with a sense of duty can accomplish anything. When I fought in the Second Eridani War, my unit held a small moon against a full frontal Ghalsent attack. Though outgunned and outnumbered, we knew that the success of the entire war effort rested on our ability to hold that moon. This sense of purpose greater than ourselves and our own insignificant lives let us do the difficult, the impossible. I vaporized my own best friend when he became host to an alien parasite: it was hard, but it was also easy because I knew the future was at stake. Today, you and your Charlotte-based flight crew have the highest purpose of all. Somebody must carry on the legacy of the greatbort. Somebody will. Whether it is us, or Flight 2365 to Cincinnati, remains to be seen: but since we have lost all contact with our Star Alliance partners, we must assume the duty is ours and ours alone.
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Date: December 27th, 2015 12:06 PM Author: bistre dopamine coldplay fan "flight attendants prepare for duty" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2)#29461632) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 12:47 PM Author: avocado histrionic affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2)#29476681) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 PM Author: bistre dopamine coldplay fan Sigh
This thread would have been more successful if I used paragraph breaks, but that'd be inauthentic |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:15 PM Author: Scarlet Fiercely-loyal Headpube Church Building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2)#29461925) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:18 PM Author: Hyperventilating white school cafeteria puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2)#29461932) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:18 PM Author: Hyperventilating white school cafeteria puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2)#29461934) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:29 PM Author: supple stain national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2)#29461964) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:36 PM Author: Bearded Death Wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2)#29461984) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:51 PM Author: 180 Tanning Salon Double Fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2)#29462007) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 2:11 PM Author: bistre dopamine coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2)#29462069) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 2:11 PM Author: stubborn green halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2)#29462075) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 4:02 PM Author: bistre dopamine coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2)#29462465) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 4:06 PM Author: Contagious School Partner COME BACK NEWMANN (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2)#29462475) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 11:48 PM Author: wild ceo people REALLY need to stop chasing away good posters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2)#29465604) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 11:49 PM Author: Dark swollen regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2)#29465610) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 11:54 PM Author: bistre dopamine coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2)#29465642) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 12:48 PM Author: avocado histrionic affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2)#29476682) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 5:33 PM Author: Concupiscible pontificating hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2)#29462950) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 7:30 PM Author: floppy ebony gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2)#29463738) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 11:34 PM Author: bistre dopamine coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2)#29465516) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 11:38 PM Author: Provocative roast beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2)#29465550) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 11:47 PM Author: wild ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2)#29465602) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 11:50 PM Author: swashbuckling black house roommate 18000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2)#29465612) |
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Date: December 28th, 2015 12:01 AM Author: flatulent toaster address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2)#29465668) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 12:04 PM Author: bistre dopamine coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2)#29476423) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 12:04 PM Author: Well-lubricated racy sex offender toilet seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2)#29476433) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 12:08 PM Author: Irradiated dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2)#29476470) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 9:39 PM Author: bistre dopamine coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2)#29488242) |
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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:54 PM Author: wild ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2)#37015871) |
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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:04 AM Author: 400 lb black woman in wheelchair pre-boarding (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2)#48960065) |
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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:10 AM Author: chilmata (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2)#48960070) |