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There's an 184 year-old tortoise living on St. Helena

Not flame: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_(tortois...
razzle-dazzle magenta senate
  05/05/16
As of December 2015 Jonathan was reported to be "alive ...
Confused cyan degenerate stage
  05/05/16
"""""alive and well""&quo...
Charismatic domesticated office
  05/05/16
Wow, just realized he was there only a few years after Napol...
razzle-dazzle magenta senate
  05/05/16
ljl “age” is flame even 200 “year” old turtles are “alive an...
olive contagious legal warrant
  05/05/16
...
razzle-dazzle magenta senate
  05/05/16
(tortoise)
Curious orchid codepig parlor
  05/05/16
...
Motley lay
  11/21/19
How does one even prove that?
Bright multi-colored theater macaca
  11/21/19
He's still alive today
carnelian faggot firefighter
  06/21/25
Due to his advanced age, Jonathan spends his days doing almo...
Hideous hairraiser sanctuary
  06/21/25
This is my thread from nine years ago and Jonathan is still ...
razzle-dazzle magenta senate
  06/21/25
Pic of him (left) from 1886 https://upload.wikimedia.org/...
comical sienna hospital legend
  06/21/25


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Date: May 5th, 2016 6:29 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle magenta senate

Not flame:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_(tortoise)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2)#30412235)



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Date: May 5th, 2016 6:51 AM
Author: Confused cyan degenerate stage

As of December 2015 Jonathan was reported to be "alive and well". "He’s blind from cataracts, has lost his sense of smell, and so cannot detect food (his fellow giants mug me and can detect the tiniest morsel dropped on the ground), but he has retained excellent hearing.

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2)#30412267)



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Date: May 5th, 2016 7:02 AM
Author: Charismatic domesticated office

"""""alive and well""""" eh? sounds like every adult male over 30.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2)#30412272)



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Date: May 5th, 2016 6:52 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle magenta senate

Wow, just realized he was there only a few years after Napoleon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2)#30412269)



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Date: May 5th, 2016 7:10 AM
Author: olive contagious legal warrant

ljl “age” is flame even 200 “year” old turtles are “alive and well” just ljl at this age $hit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2)#30412282)



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Date: May 5th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle magenta senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2)#30414410)



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Date: May 5th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Curious orchid codepig parlor

(tortoise)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2)#30414414)



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Date: November 21st, 2019 11:43 PM
Author: Motley lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2)#39154750)



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Date: November 21st, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: Bright multi-colored theater macaca

How does one even prove that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2)#39154776)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: carnelian faggot firefighter

He's still alive today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2)#49037980)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Hideous hairraiser sanctuary

Due to his advanced age, Jonathan spends his days doing almost everything with his mate Frederik, another male tortoise he was introduced to in 1991, including eating, sleeping and having sex, for money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2)#49037991)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle magenta senate

This is my thread from nine years ago and Jonathan is still alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2)#49037997)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: comical sienna hospital legend

Pic of him (left) from 1886

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f0/Jonathan_and_another_tortoise%2C_St_Helena.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2)#49038003)