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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??&qu...
bipolar home
  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
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  07/31/16
Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,...
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lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious
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Carnelian Hospital
  08/02/16
Sounds like you are fucked bro
jet-lagged resort
  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
bipolar home
  07/31/16
He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
jet-lagged resort
  07/31/16
i considered that but i dont think so.
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why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a s...
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That poztartar
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he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send ...
bipolar home
  07/31/16
oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
Beta main people elastic band
  07/31/16
are you retarded? im saying i can see him the whole tim...
bipolar home
  07/31/16
gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from be...
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lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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the people on this site are deranged
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how so?
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yea i was thinking this too.
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting...
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lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before ...
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either you're not describing the situation very well or ther...
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cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP
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youre not alpha or 6'0. and lol @ "im thix foot, a...
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: bipolar home

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: gaped halford gunner

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: harsh ungodly rehab nibblets

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Histrionic grizzly newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Hyperventilating tanning salon alpha



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: electric greedy corner

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: electric greedy corner

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Carnelian Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: jet-lagged resort

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: bipolar home

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: jet-lagged resort

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: bipolar home

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: doobsian cumskin



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Beta main people elastic band

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: hot locale

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: bipolar home

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Beta main people elastic band

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: bipolar home

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Beta main people elastic band

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: harsh ungodly rehab nibblets

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Carnelian Hospital



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: chestnut nowag

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Plum vibrant clown

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: glittery orchid headpube

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: gaped halford gunner

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Plum vibrant clown



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: lemon wonderful range hairy legs

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: gaped halford gunner

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: bipolar home

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: amethyst diverse sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Avocado Turdskin

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Concupiscible Haunted Graveyard

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Pea-brained Lascivious Mediation Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Naked drunken hissy fit dysfunction

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Beta main people elastic band

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: harsh ungodly rehab nibblets

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Provocative Fishy Tattoo

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: bipolar home

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: harsh ungodly rehab nibblets

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Naked drunken hissy fit dysfunction

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: bipolar home

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Naked drunken hissy fit dysfunction

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Concupiscible Haunted Graveyard

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: harsh ungodly rehab nibblets

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Naked drunken hissy fit dysfunction

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: harsh ungodly rehab nibblets

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Provocative Fishy Tattoo

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: harsh ungodly rehab nibblets

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mustard goyim house

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Naked drunken hissy fit dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: harsh ungodly rehab nibblets

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Motley Friendly Grandma Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Motley Friendly Grandma Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: hyperactive wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Haunting poppy set voyeur

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: jet-lagged resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: swashbuckling embarrassed to the bone antidepressant drug messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Brindle deep persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: dashing digit ratio menage

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Plum vibrant clown

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Naked drunken hissy fit dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: Adventurous roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: violet charismatic spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: excitant abode cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Hairraiser nubile laser beams organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: Sick Titillating Step-uncle's House Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Dun flickering den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: bright sadistic school cafeteria mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Hairraiser nubile laser beams organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: milky hall ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: milky hall ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: big electric furnace stage

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Pea-brained Lascivious Mediation Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: aquamarine passionate nursing home affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mustard goyim house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: twisted box office giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: dashing digit ratio menage

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: Hideous swollen stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: milky hall ape

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: effete potus pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: harsh ungodly rehab nibblets

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Wine mental disorder

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: harsh ungodly rehab nibblets

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Provocative Fishy Tattoo

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: harsh ungodly rehab nibblets

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: scarlet aromatic community account school

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Naked drunken hissy fit dysfunction

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mustard goyim house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: dashing digit ratio menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: trip ocher pit party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: fighting preventive strike travel guidebook

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Comical unhinged kitty

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: 180 crackhouse sandwich

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Beta main people elastic band

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: arousing ivory library roast beef

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: walnut slap-happy pervert hunting ground

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Naked drunken hissy fit dysfunction

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Provocative Fishy Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Histrionic grizzly newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Provocative Fishy Tattoo

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: gay private investor police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Massive Cobalt Piazza

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: elite tank senate

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: floppy shrine philosopher-king

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Beta main people elastic band

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: floppy shrine philosopher-king

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Provocative Fishy Tattoo

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Massive Cobalt Piazza

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: impressive gold idiot site

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Carnelian Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Talking cream native

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: dashing digit ratio menage

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Splenetic location

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Purple Vivacious Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Provocative Fishy Tattoo

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: supple stain

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: Odious unholy theatre lettuce



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Provocative Fishy Tattoo



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: Bateful Telephone



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: electric greedy corner

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: flesh church building ceo



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Haunting poppy set voyeur



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: Appetizing Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Provocative Fishy Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: flesh church building ceo



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Provocative Fishy Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Haunting poppy set voyeur



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Provocative Fishy Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: mischievous racy heaven prole

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Haunting poppy set voyeur



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: walnut slap-happy pervert hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Umber sound barrier

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Motley Friendly Grandma Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Slate Boiling Water Weed Whacker

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Slate Boiling Water Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Angry business firm shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Histrionic grizzly newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Haunting poppy set voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: bistre submissive gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: hyperactive wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: mewling shimmering plaza

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: coral mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Mauve Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: mewling shimmering plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: mewling shimmering plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Talented round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: coral mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Beady-eyed garrison

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: bipolar home

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: territorial violent theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: iridescent bbw

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Pearl aphrodisiac reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Motley Friendly Grandma Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Motley Friendly Grandma Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: hyperactive wrinkle

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: walnut slap-happy pervert hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: razzmatazz henna forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Charcoal yapping temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: snowy metal associate deer antler

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Motley Friendly Grandma Fat Ankles

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: Cerise meetinghouse

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Amber Godawful Becky Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Haunting poppy set voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Haunting poppy set voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Amber Godawful Becky Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Lake cerebral brunch

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Ruddy razzle address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: cocky sable incel kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: exhilarant generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Appetizing Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: bistre submissive gas station

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: Heady station pozpig

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: Amber Godawful Becky Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: sickened maroon mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Haunting poppy set voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: sickened maroon mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: supple stain

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: crawly stage quadroon

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Stimulating Stag Film Water Buffalo

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Hairraiser nubile laser beams organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Nudist orange legend national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: Stimulating Stag Film Water Buffalo

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Nudist orange legend national security agency

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: Stimulating Stag Film Water Buffalo

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Stimulating Stag Film Water Buffalo

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Pearl aphrodisiac reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Sapphire stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Haunting poppy set voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Abnormal house-broken scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Sooty parlour

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Sick Titillating Step-uncle's House Queen Of The Night

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Soul-stirring insanely creepy state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Charcoal yapping temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Apoplectic cracking athletic conference dingle berry

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: curious new version jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Seedy rigor

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: coral mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Multi-colored outnumbered partner

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: irradiated black woman immigrant

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Hyperventilating tanning salon alpha

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Charcoal yapping temple

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#49077482)