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Incredible Joel Osteen sermon: Dealing with your haters

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to St...
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stimulating forum
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Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one ...
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Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the imp...
Laughsome ivory menage newt
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https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39
stimulating forum
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Here, the investors are like the eagle.
Laughsome ivory menage newt
  08/20/18
(((crows)))
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can't believe this isn't a parody thread
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In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing t...
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In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) woul...
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Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you po...
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I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, a...
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I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than ...
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Ohhh he found his new thing !! I
shivering saffron theater stage
  08/20/18
Found him This guy is way smarter and better than Joel ...
Mind-boggling Principal's Office Hunting Ground
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I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his ...
Laughsome ivory menage newt
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God I fucking hate you
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You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. ...
Laughsome ivory menage newt
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Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true ...
Mind-boggling Principal's Office Hunting Ground
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His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go ou...
Laughsome ivory menage newt
  08/20/18
Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't ex...
Mind-boggling Principal's Office Hunting Ground
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I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel act...
Laughsome ivory menage newt
  08/20/18
You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature y...
Mind-boggling Principal's Office Hunting Ground
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Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking...
Laughsome ivory menage newt
  08/20/18
Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from th...
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Wow! Prophetic.
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lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the c...
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Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surpr...
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LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
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Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.
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Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of ...
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lol johnsmeyer
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This needs a vocaroo
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Coincidence that crows are black?
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Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification Joel...
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historically important thread
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Laughsome ivory menage newt

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to Steal Your Dreams.

It's a great message for anyone who has a throng of haters, which goes hand in hand with being successful, like Joel. I had previously sought to destroy each hater, but Joel teaches this is not what God wants.

Joel uses the analogy of an eagle. Sometimes, eagles get annoyed by crows, who like to gang up and harass them. Even though the eagle could kill a crow in one swipe, the eagle does not fight back. Instead, he rises above and flies to a higher altitude, smartly knowing that the crows cannot follow. This is how you should deal with your haters, rise above them, even though it would be very easy to quickly dispose of them like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36651787)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: stimulating forum



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: shivering saffron theater stage

Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one of the smartest species of birds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36651797)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Laughsome ivory menage newt

Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the important thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36651811)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: stimulating forum

https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36651834)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Laughsome ivory menage newt

Here, the investors are like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36651850)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: Medicated lettuce

(((crows)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#39117986)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: fuchsia aphrodisiac hairy legs university

can't believe this isn't a parody thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36651805)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: nofapping startling black woman



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: Wine racy theater cuckoldry



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: vivacious sanctuary



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: disgusting diverse tattoo



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone indirect expression

The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majestic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36653743)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Walnut dashing sweet tailpipe



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Date: August 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Insecure Rehab



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: Walnut dashing sweet tailpipe



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: naked slate legal warrant keepsake machete

In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing the doors of your church to flood victims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36651809)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: nofapping startling black woman



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: talented aquamarine lodge antidepressant drug



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: Laughsome ivory menage newt

In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) would be like the piles of shit that come from the crows:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/29/we-were-never-closed-joel-osteens-houston-megachurch-disputes-claims-it-shut-its-doors/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3f8952fe70be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36651866)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Walnut dashing sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#39118014)



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Date: February 13th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: electric shitlib base

Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you pointed out it was fake. Very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#39589469)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: costumed marvelous organic girlfriend



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: Wine racy theater cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36653257)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Principal's Office Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36651873)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: Laughsome ivory menage newt

I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, and he's 180, and I listen to him every day.

That being said, your unrelated video is also very 180. Talk about a prophet. Who is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36651899)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Principal's Office Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36651929)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Laughsome ivory menage newt

I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than talking about the greatness of Osteen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36651979)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: shivering saffron theater stage

Ohhh he found his new thing !! I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36651931)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Principal's Office Hunting Ground

Found him

This guy is way smarter and better than Joel

Give him a listen while you mow the lawn

J. Vernon McGee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9afjYimu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36652057)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: Laughsome ivory menage newt

I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his style makes it very difficult to get into.

He seems very smart and serious though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36652149)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Principal's Office Hunting Ground

God I fucking hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36652153)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: Laughsome ivory menage newt

You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. I think you go out of your way to seek role models that fit into this stodgy image. It's an interesting quirk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36652168)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Principal's Office Hunting Ground

Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36652194)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Laughsome ivory menage newt

His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go out of your way to sound so boring.

If there's an essay version in text form that isn't terribly long, I'd look at that instead and probably extract the value in 25% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36652232)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Principal's Office Hunting Ground

Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't exist in the 1900s. Why because he is a product of an already warped image. Sure he is good for now. But good for now is exactly what had brought us to this point. It's what allows generational Judaism to continually scratch away at the strength of the white people. You grew up with an already chinked plate of armor. Your children will think it's normal to have a gaping hole in their beliefs. There is only one way to rebuild it and allowing the eroded message to continue is not the right way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36652254)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: Laughsome ivory menage newt

I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel actually covered this message, in a much more entertaining and practical way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-yH8iHNoI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36652307)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Principal's Office Hunting Ground

You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature you will want more than what he can give you. I'll just wait until then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36652337)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Laughsome ivory menage newt

Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking about the same thing. Osteen even uses the same phrase of "the flesh" to describe the old nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36652360)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: Laughsome ivory menage newt

Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from the other old guy that you poasted here. That guy had style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36652246)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: Canary Soul-stirring Pit

Wow! Prophetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36652000)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Canary Soul-stirring Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36651981)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: out-of-control beady-eyed pocket flask address

lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the crows, let alone the eagle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36652060)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Laughsome ivory menage newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36652233)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: Razzmatazz brethren cumskin

Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36652312)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: stirring ticket booth karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36655047)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: garnet piazza digit ratio

LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36652335)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: glittery ruby national rigpig

Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36653331)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:35 AM
Author: Exciting legend step-uncle's house



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: stirring ticket booth karate

Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of his feckless devotees that they are the eagles in this analogy is truly inspirational

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36653709)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Maroon provocative round eye

lol johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36653719)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone indirect expression

This needs a vocaroo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36653745)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: fuchsia aphrodisiac hairy legs university

Coincidence that crows are black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36653748)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: misanthropic effete mad-dog skullcap

Lawman8 weeping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36654404)



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Date: August 25th, 2018 4:11 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Principal's Office Hunting Ground



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Date: November 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: Laughsome ivory menage newt

Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification

Joel would be great on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#39117741)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: out-of-control beady-eyed pocket flask address

historically important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#39118002)



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: unholy nursing home kitty



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: Laughsome ivory menage newt

Nice bump. It remains true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#39467947)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: Candy Ride



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