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What the hell does "Salesforce" do?

So many fake "companies" out there
turquoise aphrodisiac really tough guy persian
  03/26/19
*mumbles something about the CLOUD*
excitant black foreskin
  03/26/19
It is cloud-based, yes. So is pretty everything these days.
Pearl sanctuary
  03/26/19
its just another database shit to manage client contact. ...
nofapping maroon pit
  03/26/19
CRM -- think of it as what real businesses use instead of as...
violet roommate generalized bond
  03/26/19
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turquoise aphrodisiac really tough guy persian
  03/26/19
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Insecure tanning salon preventive strike
  03/26/19
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Pearl sanctuary
  03/26/19
So their entire business model can be upended by BLOCKCHAIN?
Bearded twisted brunch
  03/26/19
Not really. Yes, you can implement what they do with blockc...
Pearl sanctuary
  03/26/19
can their CLOUD handle BIG DATA?
excitant black foreskin
  03/26/19
O F S F S
violet roommate generalized bond
  03/26/19
*flashes HUGE grin* Absolutely, and in fact, helping SDFC...
Pearl sanctuary
  03/26/19
180
cracking hairy legs orchestra pit
  03/26/19
And if you REALLY want to go big, this is how you do it: htt...
Pearl sanctuary
  03/26/19
A closer would have gotten him a contract to review at this ...
180 Cruise Ship Boiling Water
  03/26/19
Yes. They have an enormous datastore
Maniacal cumskin locus
  08/06/19
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nofapping maroon pit
  03/26/19
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Rebellious business firm police squad
  03/26/19
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diverse primrose lodge
  03/26/19
Their platform is sps
Zippy Irate Theatre
  03/26/19
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violet roommate generalized bond
  03/26/19
Compared to what?
Pearl sanctuary
  03/26/19
Literally every fucking crm made since 99
glittery sick home
  03/26/19
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Zippy Irate Theatre
  03/26/19
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cordovan nursing home
  07/10/19
Let's you keep track of what the fuck your sales guys are up...
Razzle-dazzle water buffalo becky
  03/26/19
It is CRM. good software all things considered.
180 Cruise Ship Boiling Water
  03/26/19
So many people hate Salesforce but everyone uses it Easy wa...
Pink Point Private Investor
  03/26/19
(Indian retard ranting about FuckDriveCrm.com
glittery sick home
  03/26/19
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Pink Point Private Investor
  03/26/19
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glittery sick home
  06/18/19
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glittery sick home
  06/26/25
If it is pre configured for a certain work flow or industry,...
180 Cruise Ship Boiling Water
  03/26/19
cr
Pink Point Private Investor
  03/26/19
Zoho
aggressive concupiscible reading party place of business
  08/07/19
Forces you to buy shit from sales chads
Yapping hunting ground state
  03/26/19
Purchaser Beckies conveniently scheduling mtgs at hotel bars...
Amber fragrant laser beams hospital
  03/26/19
...
Supple Locale
  07/10/19
It is complete and utter trash
cordovan nursing home
  07/10/19
cr it's a flaming heap of shit
Jade milk
  07/10/19
iirc it's data entry software
spectacular jew pozpig
  07/10/19
Nearly 40 posts in this thread and I still have no idea what...
charcoal heaven indirect expression
  07/10/19
It's a centralized database for sales/marketing/billing. ...
Jade milk
  07/10/19
And it still looks like a 1999 database
Zippy Irate Theatre
  08/06/19
Yes, this is the core of their offerings. There's other stuf...
Maniacal cumskin locus
  08/06/19
essentially microsoft access + first mover advantage in sell...
Orange Halford Turdskin
  08/07/19
Boom might now
cerebral main people indian lodge
  08/06/19
I’m pretty sure it’s a Nintendo of some sort
swashbuckling blue sweet tailpipe
  08/07/19
Money laundering scheme
appetizing lavender ape codepig
  08/07/19
lot of salesforce haters who dont want to budget enough in i...
Orange Halford Turdskin
  08/07/19
...
cerebral main people indian lodge
  11/09/19
...
turquoise aphrodisiac really tough guy persian
  06/26/25
take 15+ minutes to run any report with over 100K records
Galvanic slap-happy selfie
  06/26/25
forces sales
hateful high-end new version stead
  06/26/25


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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:20 AM
Author: turquoise aphrodisiac really tough guy persian

So many fake "companies" out there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37992263)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: excitant black foreskin

*mumbles something about the CLOUD*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37992274)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: Pearl sanctuary

It is cloud-based, yes. So is pretty everything these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37992331)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:25 AM
Author: nofapping maroon pit

its just another database shit to manage client contact.

Pretty useful tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37992283)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:26 AM
Author: violet roommate generalized bond

CRM -- think of it as what real businesses use instead of asking proles if they have their "saver card" on their keychain when you "ring them up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37992286)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: turquoise aphrodisiac really tough guy persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37992295)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:29 AM
Author: Insecure tanning salon preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37992305)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: Pearl sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37992326)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:32 AM
Author: Bearded twisted brunch

So their entire business model can be upended by BLOCKCHAIN?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37992338)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Pearl sanctuary

Not really. Yes, you can implement what they do with blockchain, but the key is that they have the interface and tools for CRM built-in.

If you're a SFDC customer, I'm not sure why you would care if your CRM is based on blockchain or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37992352)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:37 AM
Author: excitant black foreskin

can their CLOUD handle BIG DATA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37992360)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:38 AM
Author: violet roommate generalized bond

O F S

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37992365)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:42 AM
Author: Pearl sanctuary

*flashes HUGE grin*

Absolutely, and in fact, helping SDFC's customer base harness big data is really at the core of SFDC's revolutionary technology. But that's just the beginning. Utilizing [TMF's company's] analytics tools and cutting-edge technology, we can take you to the next level. Contact our salesperson for a meeting where we'll help you serve the needs of your customers - even the ones they don't know they have yet!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37992386)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:59 AM
Author: cracking hairy legs orchestra pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37992478)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 11:08 AM
Author: Pearl sanctuary

And if you REALLY want to go big, this is how you do it: https://www.salesforce.com/blog/2018/12/what-is-the-fourth-industrial-revolution-4IR.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37992524)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 4:40 PM
Author: 180 Cruise Ship Boiling Water

A closer would have gotten him a contract to review at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37994706)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:55 PM
Author: Maniacal cumskin locus

Yes. They have an enormous datastore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#38649738)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:58 AM
Author: nofapping maroon pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37992471)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:15 PM
Author: Rebellious business firm police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37994068)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:30 AM
Author: diverse primrose lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37992322)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: Zippy Irate Theatre

Their platform is sps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37992373)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: violet roommate generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37992379)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 2:21 PM
Author: Pearl sanctuary

Compared to what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37993645)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:08 PM
Author: glittery sick home

Literally every fucking crm made since 99

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37994018)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: Zippy Irate Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37994076)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: cordovan nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#38510663)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 11:03 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle water buffalo becky

Let's you keep track of what the fuck your sales guys are up to.

Let's your sales channel claim log opportunities so that you avoid conflict (e.g., two CA reps pursuing the same opportunity with Google).



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37992489)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 2:20 PM
Author: 180 Cruise Ship Boiling Water

It is CRM. good software all things considered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37993639)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: Pink Point Private Investor

So many people hate Salesforce but everyone uses it

Easy way to start a biz is just make a Salesforce competitor. You won't get yuge but you can get a few million in sales and chill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37994010)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:09 PM
Author: glittery sick home

(Indian retard ranting about FuckDriveCrm.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37994027)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:10 PM
Author: Pink Point Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37994040)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:25 PM
Author: glittery sick home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#38407018)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:14 PM
Author: glittery sick home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#49051935)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:13 PM
Author: 180 Cruise Ship Boiling Water

If it is pre configured for a certain work flow or industry, you will make a killing. I used to work at such a company. I didn't make shit but the owner made $100mm off the sale of the company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37994055)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:52 PM
Author: Pink Point Private Investor

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37994278)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:19 AM
Author: aggressive concupiscible reading party place of business

Zoho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#38649797)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: Yapping hunting ground state

Forces you to buy shit from sales chads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37994077)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:27 PM
Author: Amber fragrant laser beams hospital

Purchaser Beckies conveniently scheduling mtgs at hotel bars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#37994132)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Supple Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#38510672)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: cordovan nursing home

It is complete and utter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#38510662)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Jade milk

cr

it's a flaming heap of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#38510832)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:53 PM
Author: spectacular jew pozpig

iirc it's data entry software

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#38510707)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:05 PM
Author: charcoal heaven indirect expression

Nearly 40 posts in this thread and I still have no idea what this company does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#38510760)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:23 PM
Author: Jade milk

It's a centralized database for sales/marketing/billing.

It does a lot, but basically it's a giant rolodex for all sales activities, client relationships, invoices, etc. it's usually the central database of revenue-generating departments for businesses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#38510840)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:45 PM
Author: Zippy Irate Theatre

And it still looks like a 1999 database

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#38649710)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:58 PM
Author: Maniacal cumskin locus

Yes, this is the core of their offerings. There's other stuff (you can actually write your own webapps using their underlying technologies rather than rolling your own servers or servlets or whatever) but this is easily the most important part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#38649748)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:40 AM
Author: Orange Halford Turdskin

essentially microsoft access + first mover advantage in selling a cloud platform to the IT Departments of Sales teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#38649843)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:42 PM
Author: cerebral main people indian lodge

Boom might now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#38649695)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:22 AM
Author: swashbuckling blue sweet tailpipe

I’m pretty sure it’s a Nintendo of some sort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#38649802)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:22 AM
Author: appetizing lavender ape codepig

Money laundering scheme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#38649805)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:41 AM
Author: Orange Halford Turdskin

lot of salesforce haters who dont want to budget enough in implementation costs to set things up right the first time

Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#38649846)



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Date: November 9th, 2019 9:10 AM
Author: cerebral main people indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#39092942)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: turquoise aphrodisiac really tough guy persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#49051901)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Galvanic slap-happy selfie

take 15+ minutes to run any report with over 100K records

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#49051941)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: hateful high-end new version stead

forces sales

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2)#49051946)