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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM Author: Seedy Parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38472147) |
Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM Author: Seedy Parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38565666) |
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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM Author: Seedy Parlour This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).
As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings. |
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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM Author: dark knife locus OH GOD, OH- (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#41585134) |
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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#46168171) |
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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM Author: alcoholic center LJL @ poors (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38719032) |
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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM Author: Smoky thirsty resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38719049) |
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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM Author: slippery black friendly grandma toaster MFCR alert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38719055) |
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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM Author: azure whorehouse telephone Prole tell! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38719057) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM Author: Sadistic marvelous deer antler location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#39706257) |
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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM Author: Chestnut Hairraiser Property Cuckoldry the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38719122) |
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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM Author: alcoholic center Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38719172) |
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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM Author: azure whorehouse telephone Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38719188) |
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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM Author: alcoholic center emergency money (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38719190) |
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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM Author: Mewling emerald temple dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38772520) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM Author: disrespectful rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#39706394) |
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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM Author: disrespectful rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#43091968) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM Author: Bistre Stimulating Half-breed hehe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#49264499) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM Author: dark knife locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#49264717) |
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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM Author: electric tattoo You’re poor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38772506) |
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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM Author: Seedy Parlour This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007). As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings. |
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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM Author: Burgundy Menage Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38772513) |
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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM Author: Mewling emerald temple dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38772800) |
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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM Author: slippery black friendly grandma toaster I just got one of these too FML (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38772547) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM Author: Seedy Parlour As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#39706250) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM Author: Sadistic marvelous deer antler location How poor are you fuckers? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#39706259) |
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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM Author: Seedy Parlour As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#41585116) |
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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM Author: shivering adventurous forum There are some literal EBT niggers on this board (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#41585179) |
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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM Author: Seedy Parlour I make 170k with 15% bonus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#41585202) |
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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM Author: Beady-eyed adulterous principal's office I remember these.
Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k |
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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM Author: Seedy Parlour Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET Available balance $5.00 You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings. |
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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM Author: house-broken box office puppy I have like $40k in mine ljl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#43091910) |
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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM Author: nofapping scourge upon the earth great thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#43091913) |
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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM Author: Seedy Parlour Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET Available balance $5.00 You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings. |
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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM Author: Seedy Parlour https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#46168134) |
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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#46168176) |
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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM Author: nofapping scourge upon the earth i love men (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#46168149) |
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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM Author: Seedy Parlour Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):
Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information Lack of sufficient relevant account information Excessive credit utilization |
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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM Author: Seedy Parlour Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.
On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.
To view your available balance, log in to your account. |
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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM Author: Burgundy Menage How are you this poor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#46797738) |
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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM Author: Seedy Parlour https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk
This one was special |
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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM Author: Crimson Swashbuckling Hunting Ground Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#48088162) |
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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM Author: Seedy Parlour I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#48088168) |
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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM Author: Seedy Parlour The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#48088192) |
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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM Author: Seedy Parlour The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is: $0.06 for Transit purchases $0.00 for Parking purchases $0.00 for Micromobility purchases |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM Author: Seedy Parlour Your Access Account account is now blocked Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount. |
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Date: November 14th, 2025 11:31 AM Author: Zero Income No Kids [Action required] Resolve your margin call Your account has a $189.01 futures margin call as of Nov. 13, 2025. Deposit money or close some of your positions to cover your margin call. The amount required to cover your margin call may differ due to market movement, deposits, or closing positions. Take action If the margin call is not resolved before the end of the trading day on Nov. 14, 2025, your account will be in a past due margin call and your account may be restricted. You can learn more about futures in our Help Center. |