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Just saw some dude in another apartment jerking off

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartmen...
comical balding mood
  03/14/20
"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking of...
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Go over and help him finish.
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He's obliged to
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cr. bro code.
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These are condos with a rental limit
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*MFH posters furious*
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Twist: he can't get off without an audience
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Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao
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Did you cum
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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:24 AM
Author: comical balding mood

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartment as I stood on my patio. Saw what looked like the back of a computer screen by the window and something weirdly making motion under it. Like shaking. Couldn’t tell what it was. 10 seconds later the guy shifted in his seat and sure enough he was jerking off, I had seen his leg shaking. At that moment he looked up out of his window and must have seen me standing there, because he immediately reached over and shut his blinds.

Fucking hilarious and I can’t call anyone to tell them about it right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39761595)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: hairraiser orchid cruise ship corn cake

"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762822)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: light famous landscape painting trust fund

Go over and help him finish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39761623)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:32 AM
Author: erotic boistinker

He's obliged to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39761632)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Azure Den

cr. bro code.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762852)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:33 AM
Author: bonkers insecure resort

Apartments are prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39761641)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:57 AM
Author: comical balding mood

These are condos with a rental limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762489)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: bateful splenetic hell wagecucks

*MFH posters furious*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763185)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: light famous landscape painting trust fund

upset

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763589)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: abnormal locus

Twist: he can't get off without an audience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39761676)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: Lime kitchen

Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39761684)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:58 AM
Author: comical balding mood

This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of 15 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762490)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:47 AM
Author: Flatulent blood rage

Did you cum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39761685)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:48 AM
Author: contagious hyperactive dopamine

Would you mind giving me some privacy next time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39761687)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: Judgmental hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39764341)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:11 AM
Author: Insanely creepy arousing theater headpube

seriously breach of etiquette on his part to not at least SPRAY in your general direction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39761794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 7:28 AM
Author: misanthropic purple filthpig rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762077)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:10 AM
Author: Indigo travel guidebook

Totally normal that you stared at this guy for at least 20 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762535)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:15 AM
Author: Bright gaping turdskin

he did the right thing. pretty gay of the other guy to close the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762551)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:29 AM
Author: comical balding mood

I was trying to figure out what the hell was going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762620)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: Out-of-control maroon stag film black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762564)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: Maniacal diverse mad cow disease

Lol

Doodikoff totally chill just watching another man beat off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762567)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:38 AM
Author: Swashbuckling property rigpig

(faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762670)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:48 AM
Author: shaky zombie-like set ape

(Faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762725)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:09 AM
Author: comical balding mood

ALSO - I had an amazing second date last night. Better than I've had in years. She even mentioned that we seemed like soul mates during the date, and we kissed. Cool as fuck girl, very good looking.

I was drunk when I saw this jerk off episode, just gotten home from a great date and was brushing my teeth when I saw this happen. I stupidly sent her a text that I just caught a guy jerking off and that he had hilariously shut the blinds immediately.

No response. Not last night. Or today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: bearded meetinghouse

Damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762812)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: comical balding mood

im the biggest idiot if I fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762816)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: Maniacal diverse mad cow disease

If she can't take you at your worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763442)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: trip trailer park

rut roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762820)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Soul-stirring house yarmulke

As the dude was closing the blinds did you see her enter the room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762830)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Swashbuckling property rigpig

lmao so you gave up a great girl so you could see a guy jerk off for 20 seconds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762832)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: comical balding mood

i shouldn't have texted that. I was laughing my ass off and thought it was funny, but it appears I could have fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762846)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Marvelous amber lay jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762835)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: carmine church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39765473)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:15 AM
Author: cyan cuck

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762838)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:18 AM
Author: Buck-toothed dun parlour

rofl this could easily happen to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762856)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: comical balding mood

she was really cool and chill and we had joked about a few dirty things over the night, thought she would at least be like "oh my that's terrible/hilarious" or something.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762868)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:21 AM
Author: Buck-toothed dun parlour

can’t stop laughing. i’m sure it’s fine. lmao dat fear tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762876)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:23 AM
Author: comical balding mood

i have dat fear STRONG

She was seriously fucking awesome and cool as shit and hot. I can't believe this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762891)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:28 AM
Author: lavender nowag place of business

amazing follow up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762930)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: Underhanded macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766981)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: Buck-toothed dun parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39767803)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: Chestnut Supple Site

if she didn't see the humor and LOL/180 your text you weren't soul mates in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763183)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:01 PM
Author: Indigo travel guidebook

Your soulmate watching another man jackoff until the guy closes the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763349)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:10 PM
Author: Azure Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763410)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:38 PM
Author: lavender nowag place of business

After a first date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763564)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 PM
Author: charismatic tripping church building reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763583)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: comical balding mood

Painful yet true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39764321)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:38 PM
Author: Indigo travel guidebook

Count to twenty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766714)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:49 PM
Author: ruddy racy base



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:21 PM
Author: up-to-no-good persian gay wizard



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:23 PM
Author: Lime kitchen



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:11 PM
Author: carmine church



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:06 PM
Author: vibrant space



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:35 PM
Author: Insanely creepy arousing theater headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766681)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: autistic goyim doctorate

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766689)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: Obsidian roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39767986)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: Confused forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39770791)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 12:15 PM
Author: ultramarine locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#46012697)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#49346694)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:51 PM
Author: Indigo travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763308)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: tan cocky stage

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: Electric olive brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763524)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: Appetizing tattoo

Best 1-2 punch thread in a long while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763591)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: Underhanded macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766984)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:15 PM
Author: Vigorous giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39765071)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: Lime kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39765078)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:22 PM
Author: Fuchsia Native

lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39765134)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: Insanely creepy arousing theater headpube

still IRL loling every few minutes thinking about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766982)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:42 AM
Author: Buck-toothed dun parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39767805)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 4:20 PM
Author: Indigo travel guidebook

a month later and i lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#40071157)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:01 PM
Author: Chocolate Outnumbered Piazza Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#45105858)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:19 PM
Author: Underhanded macaca

So I didn't have high hopes for this thread at all but you exceeded all expectations. Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766987)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: Obsidian roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39767985)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:58 AM
Author: Dashing station foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39768247)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: Confused forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39770787)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:07 PM
Author: histrionic casino

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39771202)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 5:57 PM
Author: stirring bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#45105822)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:04 AM
Author: Boyish sinister main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#45562400)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Deep arrogant institution ladyboy

why were you brushing your teeth on your patio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762826)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: comical balding mood

it was a beautiful night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762848)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:08 PM
Author: Chocolate Outnumbered Piazza Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763169)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: up-to-no-good persian gay wizard

doodikoff is a dumb homo, news at 11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762873)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:29 AM
Author: Azure Den

this is a good thread. he's a content creator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762942)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: up-to-no-good persian gay wizard

that may be true, but he's still a dimwitted homosexual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763395)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:07 PM
Author: umber sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763160)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:09 PM
Author: Ungodly galvanic bawdyhouse alpha

go knock on his door and offer him your boihole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763176)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: Cerebral navy field

Then let ur soulmate know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763433)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 4:58 PM
Author: comical balding mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39764934)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:44 AM
Author: 180 national

burst out laughing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39767811)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:28 AM
Author: Exhilarant apoplectic library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39767973)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:29 PM
Author: Godawful motley police squad

Did you have to pay extra for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763239)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: Brilliant sneaky criminal

this is literally the best pr0n a straight guy could ever as for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763439)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: Electric olive brethren

what a beta faggot. he should have held his ground and proudly beat that fuck stick

this is basically mfh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763522)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: carmine church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39765476)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:04 PM
Author: Coiffed big-titted depressive

"you guys aren't going to believe this, I caught my faggot neighbor watching me beat off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39764975)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: Lime kitchen

still nothing from her? shes probably busy in her group chat with her friends laughing @ u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39765084)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:00 PM
Author: comical balding mood

Nothing.

Fucking epic self own. She was awesome. And she legit liked me it seemed.

I want to walk down to the guys apartment and go kick his ass for putting me in that situation to cause me to text her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39765412)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:03 PM
Author: Pearly water buffalo kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39765431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:13 PM
Author: carmine church

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39765479)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:04 PM
Author: Lime kitchen

ive had dates like this. just tell yourself that they liked you too much, and were too broken, to let themselves love you

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766460)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: tan cocky stage

send her this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766477)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:29 PM
Author: autistic goyim doctorate

might wind up with a new soulmate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766642)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: Azure Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39770751)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:31 AM
Author: Adventurous self-absorbed hall useless brakes

Send her a mea culpa explaining that you were drunk and not thinking properly and you’re shuddering now realizing what a strange, tasteless and weird message that must have seemed like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39767983)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:55 AM
Author: Insanely creepy arousing theater headpube

fuck that tell her she's a stuck up bimbo and you have a new JO bud so you don't need her anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39768234)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:06 PM
Author: Maniacal diverse mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39771200)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:51 AM
Author: Obsidian roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39768057)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 8:28 PM
Author: multi-colored ebony elastic band ticket booth

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766222)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:02 PM
Author: carmine church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766444)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:27 PM
Author: Poppy Concupiscible Spot Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766631)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: Buck-toothed dun parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39767807)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:45 AM
Author: 180 national

cr doodikoff is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39767813)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: Azure Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39770755)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: Federal Razzmatazz Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39770795)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: Underhanded macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39771019)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:03 PM
Author: ivory stimulating round eye range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766454)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: Indigo travel guidebook

Yeah doodikoff is one of my best friends in the whole world but he is NOT interested in my feed back as to why ALL women find him weird and creepy and juvenile after these amazing first dates he keeps having.

Oh well, guess I'm just ignorant and a big hater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766691)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: Adventurous self-absorbed hall useless brakes

U guys know each other irl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39767984)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: Indigo travel guidebook

Yeah I live across from him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39771444)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:49 AM
Author: lavender nowag place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39796268)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:40 PM
Author: autistic goyim doctorate

doodikoff, which was a more devastating way to lose a potential soulmate: live blogging your homoerotic voyuerism or taking a massive shit in a portopotty in the middle of a hike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:24 AM
Author: charismatic tripping church building reading party

Damn I missed the hike thread. Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39767957)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:50 AM
Author: comical balding mood

I got damn close to marrying the portapotty hike girl and loved her more than any girl in my entire life so I’ll go with the live blogging voyuerism one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39768055)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:04 AM
Author: Adventurous self-absorbed hall useless brakes

We need to near that story thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39768260)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:25 AM
Author: charismatic tripping church building reading party

I haven’t lol’d this hard at a thread in a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39767960)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:39 AM
Author: 180 national

same i was hyperventilating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39768324)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:53 AM
Author: Brilliant sneaky criminal

how long does he last?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39768064)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:02 PM
Author: carmine church

can he host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39770723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:47 PM
Author: abnormal locus

Any word from the girl? Seeing some guy jack off through a window is not really that funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39771059)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:26 PM
Author: comical balding mood

she did respond with a "ha ha that's so funny" short text today, after ignoring me all day yesterday. Hasn't responded to my follow up text in about two hours. I'm afraid that its still donezo and I got pwned.

Every other person I've told this story to laughed their asses off, INCLUDING another girl that I met for a lunch date yesterday. She actually laughed the hardest when I told the story.

And it was funny for three reasons:

1. The speed at which the jerker offer shut his blinds as he looked up at me, and

2. The fact that he saw me as I was just standing in my patio door brushing my teeth, arm was actually raised over my head as I leaned against the door frame, and

3. The fact that I saw no dick, just his hand in his crotch hunched over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39771395)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: autistic goyim doctorate

need to text this entire poast to chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39771439)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:31 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Overrated Brunch Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39771456)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:34 PM
Author: startling temple

So she ignored you for 36 hours then you texted back right away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39771482)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:38 PM
Author: comical balding mood

I waited a few hours. don't really care at this point, i'm fucked anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39771514)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:43 PM
Author: autistic goyim doctorate

she mightve been busy getting D'ed by some other dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39771557)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:41 PM
Author: bearded meetinghouse

2020 dating hellscape. One wrong move via text and done.

If she doesn't see the humor in it, or won't ask you more if she finds it strange, then she probably isn't nearly as chill as she seemed from your date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39771533)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: comical balding mood

lmao we had even discussed the "2020 dating hellscape" on this date, and she agreed with everything I said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39771549)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:11 AM
Author: Soggy Excitant Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39796170)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: autistic goyim doctorate

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39771550)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: Exhilarant apoplectic library

Any updates here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39822865)



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Date: May 3rd, 2020 8:32 PM
Author: Odious party of the first part twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#40142017)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:28 AM
Author: Indigo travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#41994452)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:35 AM
Author: thirsty aromatic university cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#41994460)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: Ungodly galvanic bawdyhouse alpha

these same 2 dudes has this same "accidental" voyeur episode several times a week...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#41994469)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: violent chapel jew

Thought this would be an evan39 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#45105848)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:24 PM
Author: Indigo travel guidebook

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#45131492)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:03 AM
Author: ivory stimulating round eye range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#45562395)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

This is a pitch perfect thread the week that Covid shut down the US. 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#49346693)