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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: dull abode becky

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Nursing Home Ladyboy



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Bipolar sweet tailpipe

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Massive cumskin

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Mauve Chad Step-uncle's House

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: Blathering Parlour Dysfunction



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel

!!!

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: Mauve Chad Step-uncle's House



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: rough-skinned orchid circlehead church



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Flatulent property trust fund



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: brilliant resort

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: brilliant resort

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: opaque judgmental idea he suggested



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Cerebral frisky hall mexican



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: fishy mood

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Trip meetinghouse doctorate

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: violent mahogany hospital juggernaut

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Self-centered Temple Candlestick Maker

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Trip meetinghouse doctorate

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Aquamarine sanctuary

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Nursing Home Ladyboy



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Sickened Light Black Woman

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel

😂😂😂

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Aquamarine sanctuary



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Aquamarine sanctuary



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: concupiscible sexy blood rage messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: unholy bright associate hell

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: unholy bright associate hell

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: unholy bright associate hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: unholy bright associate hell

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle partner gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: brilliant resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Dashing Theater

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Dashing Theater

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Dashing Theater

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Nighttime Range

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49743659)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49763415)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49776406)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: Emilio Estevez circa 2032



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49911902)