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fwd: urgent: can you jump on this? call my cell. thanks

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vigorous startling candlestick maker
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*calls cell, gets redirected to voicemail*
Buck-toothed razzmatazz house
  10/06/21
*texts back* Sorry missed your call. At dinner with a c...
vigorous startling candlestick maker
  10/06/21
*Opens email* *No attachment* "Hi. Sorry, I can't s...
Buck-toothed razzmatazz house
  10/06/21
*forwards 13 emails with dozens of attachments each, three o...
vigorous startling candlestick maker
  10/06/21
*Some docs are password protected* *Sends to IT, but get no...
Buck-toothed razzmatazz house
  10/06/21
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  10/06/21
Thanks so much, that worked. Will get this to you asap. ...
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  10/06/21
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Jfc I’m triggered
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"Please don't forget to CC me on all emails, this clien...
vigorous startling candlestick maker
  10/06/21
*gets erection* "Ha! Absolutely. Would be great to w...
Buck-toothed razzmatazz house
  10/06/21
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vigorous startling candlestick maker
  10/06/21
This was a nice therapy session.
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mint stead
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vigorous startling candlestick maker
  10/07/21
"Hey. About that fee splitting. When are you available ...
Buck-toothed razzmatazz house
  10/07/21
Sorry that I missed your texts and V/M. Where are we on...
vigorous startling candlestick maker
  10/07/21
Sorry, just noticed your bit about your mother mom passing. ...
vigorous startling candlestick maker
  10/07/21
Hello? It's 4:07 pm. Where are we on this??
vigorous startling candlestick maker
  10/07/21
*enters that out of pocket in the sky after consuming 5 5-hr...
Buck-toothed razzmatazz house
  10/07/21
Can we file Monday morning? I'd like to keep you on this mat...
vigorous startling candlestick maker
  10/08/21
Hi. Checking in. Thx.
vigorous startling candlestick maker
  10/09/21
Thanks for your help on this. I've transferred this matter ...
vigorous startling candlestick maker
  10/09/21
*Wakes up from coma* *Immediately grabs phone and sees 300 ...
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vigorous startling candlestick maker
  11/06/24
PTSD triggered
supple hideous orchestra pit half-breed
  10/06/21
you guys lead a tough life. gilded cage and all.
gold aphrodisiac theater queen of the night
  10/07/21
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vigorous startling candlestick maker
  10/07/21
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supple hideous orchestra pit half-breed
  10/07/21
hesitated clicking continued to read anyway fuck my a...
Fuchsia home codepig
  10/09/21
Thanks for reading!
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Not a lawyer - do you get fired if you just ignore one of th...
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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:10 PM
Author: vigorous startling candlestick maker



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Date: December 21st, 2024 2:36 AM
Author: vigorous startling candlestick maker



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Date: November 11th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: vigorous startling candlestick maker



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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:12 PM
Author: Buck-toothed razzmatazz house

*calls cell, gets redirected to voicemail*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2)#43233468)



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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:14 PM
Author: vigorous startling candlestick maker

*texts back*

Sorry missed your call. At dinner with a client. Will call to discuss at 10 PM. Please read the materials that I forwarded you this evening and begin the drafting the TRO. Let's file tomorrow. Thanks for jumping on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2)#43233474)



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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:17 PM
Author: Buck-toothed razzmatazz house

*Opens email*

*No attachment*

"Hi. Sorry, I can't seem to find the attachment. Did you send it? Let me know if you did; I can call IT. Also, hope the dinner is going well. I was going to go to have dinner with my wife, but I'll stay here. Thankfully her friend will go with her. Really nice place. I'll have to tell you about it.

Also, I called but was redirected to your voicemail. I'll text you next.

Thank,"

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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:19 PM
Author: vigorous startling candlestick maker

*forwards 13 emails with dozens of attachments each, three of which are entirely unrelated to the matter at hand, all with zero commentary*

*sends separate email*

This should get you started. Tuning out now until 10 PM (very needy client!). THanks.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2)#43233508)



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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:25 PM
Author: Buck-toothed razzmatazz house

*Some docs are password protected*

*Sends to IT, but get no response*

*calls partner but no answer*

"Hey. Can you send the password for the docs?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2)#43233549)



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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:26 PM
Author: exhilarant mad-dog skullcap preventive strike

i'm gay

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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:28 PM
Author: Buck-toothed razzmatazz house

Thanks so much, that worked. Will get this to you asap.

*wife comes home smelling of dicks and cigs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2)#43233571)



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Date: October 6th, 2021 11:11 PM
Author: mint stead

uh...kinda confused on how you know what MULTIPLE dicks smell like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2)#43234277)



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Date: November 5th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: sepia boiling water native



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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:28 PM
Author: vigorous startling candlestick maker

*hour passes by, 9 PM hits*

*partner finally checks email after main course / before dessert*

Feel free to ask the client directly, no need to wait for me, thanks. Can we push our 10:00 PM to 8:00 AM tomorrow? Pitching this potential client hard, should get some business out of this. If you could have a working draft of the TRO ready by 8:00 AM tmrw that would be great, I can review before our call. Thx again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2)#43233573)



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Date: October 6th, 2021 11:11 PM
Author: Laughsome flirting shrine



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Date: October 6th, 2021 11:25 PM
Author: khaki tantric old irish cottage cumskin

Jfc I’m triggered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2)#43234333)



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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:30 PM
Author: vigorous startling candlestick maker

"Please don't forget to CC me on all emails, this client trusts you (bragged hard about you) but does want to know the relationship partner is involved. Thx.

If you knock this out of the park, let's talk about fee splitting down-the-road.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2)#43233582)



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Date: October 6th, 2021 9:19 PM
Author: Buck-toothed razzmatazz house

*gets erection*

"Ha! Absolutely. Would be great to wet my beak a little bit. I'll def have the draft ready. Will start asap."

*Proceeds to ignore calls from terminally ill mother*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2)#43233823)



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Date: October 6th, 2021 9:40 PM
Author: vigorous startling candlestick maker



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Date: October 6th, 2021 11:09 PM
Author: Crusty goal in life becky

This was a nice therapy session.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2)#43234265)



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Date: October 6th, 2021 11:12 PM
Author: mint stead



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Date: October 6th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: slimy persian stage



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Date: October 7th, 2021 9:25 AM
Author: vigorous startling candlestick maker



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Date: October 7th, 2021 1:54 PM
Author: Buck-toothed razzmatazz house

"Hey. About that fee splitting. When are you available to talk about it? I left a voicemail and sent a text. I think Linda (your secretary) is supposed to remind you.

Anyways. I am flying out to my mom's funeral. I'll be out of pocket from 12-3pm (EST) but will otherwise be generally available. Should be back in the office by Tuesday."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2)#43236865)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 2:33 PM
Author: vigorous startling candlestick maker

Sorry that I missed your texts and V/M.

Where are we on the revised TRO? As discussed this morning, the initial draft looked like a rush job. We really need to file this today - have we lined up late night secretarial coverage? I'm heading out of town at 5 PM for my son's college basketball game tomorrow, so please send the updated draft ASAP.

Thanks again for helping on this. Johnny on the spot!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2)#43237101)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 2:35 PM
Author: vigorous startling candlestick maker

Sorry, just noticed your bit about your mother mom passing. I'm very sorry to hear about that. I wonder why you took this assignment on under these circumstances? Do we need to transfer this matter? Can I get the draft by 4 PM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2)#43237106)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 4:08 PM
Author: vigorous startling candlestick maker

Hello? It's 4:07 pm. Where are we on this??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2)#43237451)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 10:08 PM
Author: Buck-toothed razzmatazz house

*enters that out of pocket in the sky after consuming 5 5-hr energies and snorting adderall.*

Meanwhile back in NY, his wife is getting plowed by the doorman DeMarcus still wearing his timerlands, as her phone vibrations are muffled by her screams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2)#43239121)



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Date: October 8th, 2021 7:12 PM
Author: vigorous startling candlestick maker

Can we file Monday morning? I'd like to keep you on this matter but if you're overcommitted, please let me know. THanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2)#43243830)



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Date: October 9th, 2021 10:35 AM
Author: vigorous startling candlestick maker

Hi. Checking in. Thx.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2)#43246148)



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Date: October 9th, 2021 4:47 PM
Author: vigorous startling candlestick maker

Thanks for your help on this. I've transferred this matter to Associate Y. Take care.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2)#43247441)



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Date: October 9th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: Buck-toothed razzmatazz house

*Wakes up from coma*

*Immediately grabs phone and sees 300 follow-up emails*

*Calls recruiter*

"Hi. We spoke a few weeks ago. You mentioned there were some inhouse opportunities available for someone like me. Are there any?"

Recruiter: Ohh yes. The market is hot right now. Let me see [proceeds to list practice areas that you're not in].

"Well...the thing is, I don't do any of that. I actually handle bet-the-farm litigation for F500 companies. I have some court experience too. I've handled a handful of depos too."

Recruiter: Ohhh..I see. Well. I don't see anything right now, but I have a great lateral opportunity with White & Case.

*Goes back into a coma*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2)#43247499)



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Date: October 9th, 2021 7:50 PM
Author: khaki tantric old irish cottage cumskin



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Date: October 10th, 2021 8:58 AM
Author: azure wonderful wagecucks tattoo



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Date: November 5th, 2024 11:00 AM
Author: vigorous startling candlestick maker



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Date: November 6th, 2024 10:08 PM
Author: vigorous startling candlestick maker



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Date: October 6th, 2021 11:14 PM
Author: supple hideous orchestra pit half-breed

PTSD triggered

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Date: October 7th, 2021 9:35 AM
Author: gold aphrodisiac theater queen of the night

you guys lead a tough life. gilded cage and all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2)#43235621)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 9:41 AM
Author: vigorous startling candlestick maker



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Date: October 7th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: supple hideous orchestra pit half-breed



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Date: October 9th, 2021 4:53 PM
Author: Fuchsia home codepig

hesitated clicking

continued to read anyway

fuck my ass

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Date: October 9th, 2021 4:53 PM
Author: vigorous startling candlestick maker

Thanks for reading!

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Date: November 5th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: vigorous startling candlestick maker



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Date: October 9th, 2021 11:19 PM
Author: slimy persian stage



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Date: October 9th, 2021 11:35 PM
Author: Pale Cuck Stock Car



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Date: October 10th, 2021 8:45 AM
Author: vigorous startling candlestick maker



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:15 PM
Author: vigorous startling candlestick maker



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Date: November 4th, 2024 9:05 AM
Author: vigorous startling candlestick maker



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Date: December 21st, 2024 2:36 AM
Author: Sapphire chapel dingle berry

Not a lawyer - do you get fired if you just ignore one of these?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2)#48471697)



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Date: December 21st, 2024 2:41 PM
Author: vigorous startling candlestick maker

Lol

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