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I bought $100,000 of Facebook shares @ $236

I can’t sell for at least a month. Pray for me pls.
jade bat-shit-crazy candlestick maker locale
  02/03/22
*types extra hard on my vscode instead of praying for you*
garnet thriller coffee pot
  02/23/22
What is the least painful method of suicide? Tyia
jade bat-shit-crazy candlestick maker locale
  02/23/22
Shotgun to roof of mouth
Multi-colored White Jew
  02/23/22
I’m only joking for now but will keep this in mind
jade bat-shit-crazy candlestick maker locale
  02/23/22
just don't flinch and blow your face off instead https://...
Shivering garrison affirmative action
  02/23/22
If you flinch you didn't want to kill yourself
Multi-colored White Jew
  02/23/22
exit bag
concupiscible flatulent den travel guidebook
  10/31/22
Apple privacy polices wiped out $10B in quarterly FB revenue...
Aphrodisiac Salmon Center Stock Car
  02/23/22
really rude post
Odious theater stage jap
  02/23/22
The best part was Zuck saying he'd light as much money on fi...
Multi-colored White Jew
  02/23/22
It's almost like they should have stuck to what got them the...
trip shrine persian
  02/23/22
The problem is Tiktok is eating their lunch and they cannot ...
Multi-colored White Jew
  02/23/22
Someone get Taylor Lorenz on the line, we need the INSIDE SC...
trip shrine persian
  02/23/22
Tik tok is competing for user attention but not ad dollars. ...
jade bat-shit-crazy candlestick maker locale
  02/23/22
fundamentally better imho. Get the youth hooked on some shit...
trip shrine persian
  02/23/22
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5028490&fo...
jade bat-shit-crazy candlestick maker locale
  02/23/22
bu bu but whatsapp and workplace are free call options
khaki principal's office
  02/23/22
Do you think the s&p 500 will outperform Facebook over t...
jade bat-shit-crazy candlestick maker locale
  02/23/22
hmmm no
khaki principal's office
  02/23/22
Me neither
jade bat-shit-crazy candlestick maker locale
  02/23/22
Pretty amazing stock graph dating to exactly this poast lol
Massive curious associate
  02/23/22
at least op didn't buy on feb 2
high-end home gay wizard
  02/23/22
i furking sold my last ones today for a loss and just bought...
Ultramarine Mind-boggling Trailer Park
  02/23/22
I don't really understand this kind of purchase. Couldn't yo...
Light hall
  02/23/22
236 was right after FB tanked on earnings, it was down like ...
Ultramarine Mind-boggling Trailer Park
  02/23/22
What if I don’t have lots of conviction on timing and ...
jade bat-shit-crazy candlestick maker locale
  02/23/22
why can't you sell for at least a month?
Onyx rehab
  02/23/22
trading restrictions from employer most likely
Shivering garrison affirmative action
  02/23/22
...
jade bat-shit-crazy candlestick maker locale
  02/23/22
he cant write off his massive loss
Ultramarine Mind-boggling Trailer Park
  02/23/22
...
concupiscible flatulent den travel guidebook
  10/31/22
Question for anyone that happens to know about how digital a...
jade bat-shit-crazy candlestick maker locale
  02/23/22
Yes. You can pull CPM data from private companies on the pl...
Multi-colored White Jew
  02/23/22
thats what i thought thanks. i feel like advertising wou...
jade bat-shit-crazy candlestick maker locale
  02/23/22
pls call it META ty - management
khaki principal's office
  02/23/22
(metamate)
high-end home gay wizard
  02/23/22
...
unholy charismatic location
  03/08/22
I sold @ 189.80 last night after hitting maximum pain. Now i...
jade bat-shit-crazy candlestick maker locale
  03/08/22
Sorry man I’ve been there
electric red range hissy fit
  03/08/22
dood u can put it back into many other tech shit like NVDA, ...
Ultramarine Mind-boggling Trailer Park
  03/08/22
I went like 80% into SOXL during April 2020. I know semicond...
jade bat-shit-crazy candlestick maker locale
  03/08/22
I have a two digit IQ and deserve to be crucified
jade bat-shit-crazy candlestick maker locale
  10/27/22
how are you going to spend your $40,000
Galvanic Personal Credit Line Dingle Berry
  10/27/22
...
titillating chest-beating stage
  10/27/22
Cardboard boxes to sleep in
jade bat-shit-crazy candlestick maker locale
  10/27/22
OP = boor
diverse cruise ship toilet seat
  10/27/22
...
jade bat-shit-crazy candlestick maker locale
  10/31/22
Sorry op
electric red range hissy fit
  10/31/22
if it makes you feel better, I'm pretty sure CSLG bought a t...
Odious theater stage jap
  10/31/22
Yes. This will make me feel better while blowing dick for cr...
jade bat-shit-crazy candlestick maker locale
  10/31/22
forget the presidential elections, russia buying $100K of no...
Bisexual casino
  10/31/22
sell and buy a blue submariner
khaki principal's office
  11/01/22
...
flirting nursing home puppy
  11/01/22
LOL
jade bat-shit-crazy candlestick maker locale
  02/02/24
...
jade bat-shit-crazy candlestick maker locale
  01/28/25
now that NVIDIA is down this is probably the best performing...
Heady unhinged heaven weed whacker
  01/28/25
Reminder: you could have made this trade with ~10 swipes of ...
jade bat-shit-crazy candlestick maker locale
  01/29/25
Flirting with $800 Mark Zuckerberg continues to sexually ...
jade bat-shit-crazy candlestick maker locale
  07/30/25


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Date: February 3rd, 2022 4:38 PM
Author: jade bat-shit-crazy candlestick maker locale

I can’t sell for at least a month. Pray for me pls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2)#43900483)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:11 PM
Author: garnet thriller coffee pot

*types extra hard on my vscode instead of praying for you*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2)#44017520)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 3:41 PM
Author: jade bat-shit-crazy candlestick maker locale

What is the least painful method of suicide? Tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2)#44017353)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 3:41 PM
Author: Multi-colored White Jew

Shotgun to roof of mouth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2)#44017359)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 3:42 PM
Author: jade bat-shit-crazy candlestick maker locale

I’m only joking for now but will keep this in mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2)#44017362)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 3:43 PM
Author: Shivering garrison affirmative action

just don't flinch and blow your face off instead

https://www.reddit.com/r/MakeMyCoffin/comments/lnct14/mmc_after_i_shotgun_my_self_in_carshering/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2)#44017376)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: Multi-colored White Jew

If you flinch you didn't want to kill yourself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2)#44017377)



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Date: October 31st, 2022 5:23 PM
Author: concupiscible flatulent den travel guidebook

exit bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2)#45415999)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 3:54 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Salmon Center Stock Car

Apple privacy polices wiped out $10B in quarterly FB revenue.

Google says they’ll implement the same policy that may wipe out another $15B

Advertisers are leaving Meta in mass

Users are leaving Facebook and Instagram in mass

Governments about to fine the shit out of Meta for everything

Wall Street realizing now that VR/meta verse is elaborate forcememing that consumers don’t want

Great timing, genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2)#44017423)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 3:56 PM
Author: Odious theater stage jap

really rude post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2)#44017427)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 3:56 PM
Author: Multi-colored White Jew

The best part was Zuck saying he'd light as much money on fire for as long as it takes to forcememe the metaverse

Earnings estimates are way too high - revenue growth is going to be lower and expenses are going to be much higher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2)#44017431)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:13 PM
Author: trip shrine persian

It's almost like they should have stuck to what got them there in the first place. User engagement on their platform + advertising. More users, more engagement, more revenue.

Less users, less engagement, less revenue but I guess this is beyond their thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2)#44017531)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: Multi-colored White Jew

The problem is Tiktok is eating their lunch and they cannot purchase Tiktok, and creating an alternative will significantly cannibalize their existing products

They tried to ease this cannibalization by slamming together Reels and Instagram but this made the product a complete piece of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2)#44017540)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:23 PM
Author: trip shrine persian

Someone get Taylor Lorenz on the line, we need the INSIDE SCOOP. This is her PURVIEW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2)#44017606)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:27 PM
Author: jade bat-shit-crazy candlestick maker locale

Tik tok is competing for user attention but not ad dollars. videos of random people are a fundamentally different use case and demographic than instagram

I think Facebook used their q4 analyst call to get the antitrust regulators off their back. Google and apple’s control of android and iOS make them seem like the real monopolies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2)#44017635)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:28 PM
Author: trip shrine persian

fundamentally better imho. Get the youth hooked on some shit. FB is all boomers. Haven't they bought all the junk on ebay they were ever going to buy? SC and TT creating dat FOMO for the youngs to $$$$$pend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2)#44017644)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:06 PM
Author: jade bat-shit-crazy candlestick maker locale

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5028490&forum_id=2#43942195

to be clear, im unhappy with the current return by i dont feel even a little stupid. in im tempted to buy $50k more.

youre reciting talking points as though facebook isnt trading <15x ntm earnings vs 23x for the s&p 500

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2)#44017489)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:13 PM
Author: khaki principal's office

bu bu but whatsapp and workplace are free call options

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2)#44017534)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:26 PM
Author: jade bat-shit-crazy candlestick maker locale

Do you think the s&p 500 will outperform Facebook over the next 5 years beginning today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2)#44017625)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:27 PM
Author: khaki principal's office

hmmm no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2)#44017632)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:29 PM
Author: jade bat-shit-crazy candlestick maker locale

Me neither

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2)#44017650)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 3:56 PM
Author: Massive curious associate

Pretty amazing stock graph dating to exactly this poast lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2)#44017429)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:00 PM
Author: high-end home gay wizard

at least op didn't buy on feb 2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2)#44017457)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:08 PM
Author: Ultramarine Mind-boggling Trailer Park

i furking sold my last ones today for a loss and just bought NVDA and TSlA

and like a moron i sold too early so looks like wash sale, if i had waited a week wld be ok, fma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2)#44017503)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:18 PM
Author: Light hall

I don't really understand this kind of purchase. Couldn't you spend $10,000 in option premiums and get the same exposure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2)#44017561)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:19 PM
Author: Ultramarine Mind-boggling Trailer Park

236 was right after FB tanked on earnings, it was down like 25% and seemed a decent chance it cld be an easy 10% rebound

BUT entire market has been shit since then, FB actually hasnt gone down that much compared to some of this other garbage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2)#44017569)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: jade bat-shit-crazy candlestick maker locale

What if I don’t have lots of conviction on timing and implied vol on Facebook options were exceedingly high?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2)#44017861)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:21 PM
Author: Onyx rehab

why can't you sell for at least a month?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2)#44017579)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:22 PM
Author: Shivering garrison affirmative action

trading restrictions from employer most likely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2)#44017594)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:30 PM
Author: jade bat-shit-crazy candlestick maker locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2)#44017653)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:25 PM
Author: Ultramarine Mind-boggling Trailer Park

he cant write off his massive loss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2)#44017620)



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Date: October 31st, 2022 5:23 PM
Author: concupiscible flatulent den travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2)#45416000)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:37 PM
Author: jade bat-shit-crazy candlestick maker locale

Question for anyone that happens to know about how digital advertising works.

Facebook seems like dead money for the next few months. But I also suspect management sandbagged their revenue guidance.

is there a way for hedge funds to predict Facebook’s revenue ahead of earnings using other data? Like maybe surveys of ad agencies that actually buy ads on behalf of companies?

If so, I suppose we might see a rally as soon as it becomes obvious Facebook’s death was exaggerated and it’s actually not bleeding ad $$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2)#44017690)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:38 PM
Author: Multi-colored White Jew

Yes. You can pull CPM data from private companies on the platform trying to put ads on the platform

These aggregators then sell this data to hedge funds

see: app annie

One thing people haven't mentioned is how many companies buying ads on Facebook are reliant on QE funny money and could disappear if funding dries up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2)#44017696)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 6:23 PM
Author: jade bat-shit-crazy candlestick maker locale

thats what i thought thanks.

i feel like advertising would be one of the last expenses a firm would cut back on tough times. i'm more worried about advertisers switching to google if facebook can't target or measure the same way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2)#44018254)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:43 PM
Author: khaki principal's office

pls call it META ty

- management

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2)#44017739)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 5:00 PM
Author: high-end home gay wizard

(metamate)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2)#44017813)



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Date: March 8th, 2022 12:30 PM
Author: unholy charismatic location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2)#44108610)



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Date: March 8th, 2022 12:23 PM
Author: jade bat-shit-crazy candlestick maker locale

I sold @ 189.80 last night after hitting maximum pain. Now it’s $196.

I’m actually going to off myself if I sold at the trough. I pride myself on being stoic and cool. Mark zuckerberg has broken me as a human being.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2)#44108549)



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Date: March 8th, 2022 12:24 PM
Author: electric red range hissy fit

Sorry man I’ve been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2)#44108557)



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Date: March 8th, 2022 12:27 PM
Author: Ultramarine Mind-boggling Trailer Park

dood u can put it back into many other tech shit like NVDA, AMD, TSLA and make back a lot of ur loss... everything is down right now

shit u only had like a 20% loss? thats nothin nigga, u can easily maek that shit back, go TSM or GFS or NIGGA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2)#44108573)



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Date: March 8th, 2022 12:31 PM
Author: jade bat-shit-crazy candlestick maker locale

I went like 80% into SOXL during April 2020. I know semiconductors they’re crazy cyclical. I’m way too scared for that shit now. Plus the second I hit buy on TSM I’m getting a WSJ news alert that says “China invades Taiwan” and then I’ll be poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2)#44108622)



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Date: October 27th, 2022 5:26 PM
Author: jade bat-shit-crazy candlestick maker locale

I have a two digit IQ and deserve to be crucified

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2)#45398151)



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Date: October 27th, 2022 5:28 PM
Author: Galvanic Personal Credit Line Dingle Berry

how are you going to spend your $40,000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2)#45398161)



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Date: October 27th, 2022 5:29 PM
Author: titillating chest-beating stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2)#45398166)



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Date: October 27th, 2022 5:50 PM
Author: jade bat-shit-crazy candlestick maker locale

Cardboard boxes to sleep in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2)#45398330)



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Date: October 27th, 2022 5:29 PM
Author: diverse cruise ship toilet seat

OP = boor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2)#45398167)



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Date: October 31st, 2022 4:59 PM
Author: jade bat-shit-crazy candlestick maker locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2)#45415936)



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Date: October 31st, 2022 5:22 PM
Author: electric red range hissy fit

Sorry op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2)#45415997)



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Date: October 31st, 2022 5:25 PM
Author: Odious theater stage jap

if it makes you feel better, I'm pretty sure CSLG bought a ton of SOL at like $150.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2)#45416005)



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Date: October 31st, 2022 10:32 PM
Author: jade bat-shit-crazy candlestick maker locale

Yes. This will make me feel better while blowing dick for crack.

My life is in shambles. Fuck mark zuckerberg and his retarded metaverse fever dream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2)#45417040)



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Date: October 31st, 2022 10:51 PM
Author: Bisexual casino

forget the presidential elections, russia buying $100K of nonsense ads in 2016 crippled several of americas largest corporations. it is beautiful.

turned FB from something that used to allow easy targeting of ads to people who were actually interested in them, into a giant pain in the ass system of targeting no one with ads that don't deliver.

amazing work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2)#45417119)



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Date: November 1st, 2022 1:10 AM
Author: khaki principal's office

sell and buy a blue submariner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2)#45417570)



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Date: November 1st, 2022 1:24 AM
Author: flirting nursing home puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2)#45417597)



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Date: February 2nd, 2024 12:03 PM
Author: jade bat-shit-crazy candlestick maker locale

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2)#47358253)



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Date: January 28th, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: jade bat-shit-crazy candlestick maker locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2)#48598626)



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Date: January 28th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Heady unhinged heaven weed whacker

now that NVIDIA is down this is probably the best performing stock, good job OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2)#48598640)



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Date: January 29th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: jade bat-shit-crazy candlestick maker locale

Reminder: you could have made this trade with ~10 swipes of your thumb a few years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2)#48602938)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: jade bat-shit-crazy candlestick maker locale

Flirting with $800

Mark Zuckerberg continues to sexually violate his haters with a spiked bat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2)#49144327)