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Early 30s friend is a Private Equity baller. Got on HGH, roids, plastic surgery

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short,...
titillating home liquid oxygen
  04/05/22
is this flame? can his success be replicated?
Sexy Cordovan Voyeur Heaven
  04/05/22
it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have sc...
titillating home liquid oxygen
  04/05/22
Getting blasted everyday
Stubborn nowag goal in life
  04/05/22
You're right about the HGH bomb,
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He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribb...
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1.618
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The minds are not matched
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  04/05/22
His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no su...
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lemon cruise ship brethren
  04/05/22
any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive d...
titillating home liquid oxygen
  04/05/22
You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead...
Pale Shrine
  04/05/22
yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like ...
titillating home liquid oxygen
  04/05/22
Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided t...
Pale Shrine
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Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studyi...
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WWE wrestlers dropping like flies
Glittery domesticated school
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Height?
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5'7" - 5'8"
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Splenetic soggy jewess
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Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Bigla...
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shots fired
Ungodly Institution Rigpig
  04/05/22
lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way ...
titillating home liquid oxygen
  04/05/22
Slaying 9s on the reg.
haunting legal warrant
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nice to have you back, johnsmeyer
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titillating home liquid oxygen
  04/05/22
500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking th...
mint twisted candlestick maker
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tallmos done here
infuriating aphrodisiac athletic conference set
  04/05/22
This is JJC, right?
Diverse site
  04/05/22
He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like...
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  04/05/22
first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of...
Disgusting Prole Menage
  04/05/22
jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in ...
Smoky bateful church building
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Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful...
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and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but...
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  09/03/26
how much you pay them?
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  09/03/26
nyuug is a virgin bro
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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:38 PM
Author: titillating home liquid oxygen

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short, balding, all around crap genes. not that smart either. no one really took him that seriously.

now he makes $500k+ as a private equity baller, apparently through sheer grinding and networking (i haven't really kept up with him through the years).

last time i met him, he was jacked and looked like a fitness model. he told me he sees special doctors and takes HGH and some other steroids (didn't go into details). he obviously had a hair transplant, plastic surgeries around the jaw and nose, regular skin treatments, etc.

essentially he turned himself from a male 3 into a male 7-8, which is a huge leap that you can't do naturally. still short though, which is his only flaw i guess.

on top of that, he's dating a total stunner - not a bimbo, just a really high-quality wholesome and cute girl who would have been way beyond his league naturally.

he tells me that, with all the substances he's taking, he's sharper than ever, always feeling good psychologically. he has much more energy to work and have fun. as a result, he's killing it at his job as well as outside of it.

so he translated his financial gains into life-maxing, which then translates into more financial gains. seems like the guy truly has it all.

honestly, i've never seen someone make such a 180 on their life trajectory before. i would have never believed it. i hadn't seen the guy for almost a decade and it blew me away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284057)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:39 PM
Author: Sexy Cordovan Voyeur Heaven

is this flame? can his success be replicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284074)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: titillating home liquid oxygen

it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have scoffed at the idea of all those things if i didn't see the results right in front of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284119)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:40 PM
Author: Stubborn nowag goal in life

Getting blasted everyday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284079)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:41 PM
Author: unhinged shivering mexican property

You're right about the HGH bomb,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284093)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:54 PM
Author: Primrose Territorial Theater Trust Fund



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: Stubborn nowag goal in life

He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribbean, europe. Pretty much wherever he wants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284270)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:26 PM
Author: greedy chrome hell knife



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:34 PM
Author: Adulterous Slap-happy Incel State



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:29 AM
Author: salmon stimulating piazza toaster



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#50114538)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: 1.618



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#50114590)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: Rough-skinned aquamarine therapy pervert

The minds are not matched

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284115)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:45 PM
Author: Pale Shrine

His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no such thing as a free lunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284133)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: lemon cruise ship brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284216)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: titillating home liquid oxygen

any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive doctor?

i'm skeptical there are any downsides because i did a little searching and it seems like all the wealthy people and celebrities are on a long-term drug regimen of HGH and roids. examples: jeff bezos, peter thiel, joe rogan, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284257)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:14 PM
Author: Pale Shrine

You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead to supra-physiological amounts of muscle have any downsides? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284431)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: titillating home liquid oxygen

yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like thiel and bezos wouldn't be on it

i believe it's harmful unless done carefully with top of the line doctors, which these guys obviously have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284612)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:44 PM
Author: Pale Shrine

Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided to become a fruitarian lol. Jeff Bezos talks to women like he's a virgin. LOL @ deifying these faggots or justifying taking drugs b/c they do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44285131)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 9:08 AM
Author: lascivious twinkling indian lodge

Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studying this stuff (e.g. David Sinclair, Valter Longo) believe it is bad for longevity even if it improves your well being in the short term.

You can listen to David Sinclair on Joe Rogan and see what an utter retard Joe Rogan and his bro-science are compared to an actual scientist.

Joe: Why is high protein bad?

Sinclair: Well let me explain all the data and mTOR and all the science.

Joe: But I like it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44288638)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:38 PM
Author: Glittery domesticated school

WWE wrestlers dropping like flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44285096)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:49 PM
Author: Geriatric Corner

Height?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284190)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: titillating home liquid oxygen

5'7" - 5'8"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284265)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:52 PM
Author: pearl multi-billionaire nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44286399)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:43 PM
Author: Splenetic soggy jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44287786)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:55 PM
Author: ruby charismatic bawdyhouse haunted graveyard

Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Biglaw Sr Associates make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284247)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:56 PM
Author: Ungodly Institution Rigpig

shots fired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284255)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: titillating home liquid oxygen

lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way higher than mine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284271)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:22 PM
Author: haunting legal warrant

Slaying 9s on the reg.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284498)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:28 PM
Author: Smoky bateful church building

nice to have you back, johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284551)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:29 PM
Author: titillating home liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44285028)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:36 PM
Author: mint twisted candlestick maker

500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking that make 2.5x that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44285083)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:37 PM
Author: infuriating aphrodisiac athletic conference set

tallmos done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44285088)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: Diverse site

This is JJC, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44285127)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:59 PM
Author: Stubborn nowag goal in life

He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like a rabbit, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44285242)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: Disgusting Prole Menage

first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of JJC trolling, now instead of HBS its HGH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44285246)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:14 AM
Author: Smoky bateful church building

jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in 2022 (hint: it's not 500k lol)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44288959)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:06 PM
Author: Bronze bossy queen of the night telephone

Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful. Multiple graduate degrees. Gorgeous.

I think I know where he can find some single women on his level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44285286)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: Stubborn nowag goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44285320)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: Indecent Vivacious Azn National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44288561)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:16 AM
Author: racy legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44288966)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:49 PM
Author: titillating home liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44286370)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:41 PM
Author: titillating home liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44287776)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:32 AM
Author: Dead whorehouse mediation

women are born rich and become poor as they age...men are born poor and become rich as they age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44288554)



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Date: April 7th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: titillating home liquid oxygen



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Jewish Mob



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#50114471)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: nyuug

and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but who's counting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#50114487)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Jewish Mob

how much you pay them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#50114489)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: nyuug

nyuug is a virgin bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#50114491)