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Rate these Vegas related texts from one of my pornstar clients (CSLG)

They just can't help being drawn to the alpha Ashkenazi bloo...
Soggy ceo
  09/05/22
Rate me as a UC university.
olive greedy boistinker
  09/05/22
No idea who you are. Do you have a different moniker?
Soggy ceo
  09/05/22
TY Is this pornstar hot?
olive greedy boistinker
  09/05/22
She is attractive but not at all my type. I have no interest...
Soggy ceo
  09/05/22
DESCRIBE her.
citrine round eye range
  09/05/22
28 year old thin white girl with big natural tits and a very...
Soggy ceo
  09/05/22
Emailing you brother
multi-colored toilet seat parlor
  09/07/22
The part you’re not showing, and will never admit, is...
Diverse sanctuary
  09/05/22
More like if the free dinners stopped would these people com...
Titillating balding church building
  09/05/22
Ive never paid for her dinner, brother. Only people I buy di...
Soggy ceo
  09/05/22
I've never paid for pussy in my life, brother. I understand ...
Soggy ceo
  09/05/22
Lmaoooo
Thriller Purple Stage
  12/05/25
say what you want about me, but i'm straight up about paying...
doobsian station
  09/05/22
now that KamalaSexy is back would you consider possibly reti...
beady-eyed macaca nibblets
  09/05/22
Why would I do that? I love it here, brother.
Soggy ceo
  09/05/22
Breaking: Hooker seeks money
bonkers factory reset button
  09/05/22
...
Shaky Big-titted Partner Prole
  09/05/22
Does she mean Calvin Harris?
rusted arousing sneaky criminal legend
  09/05/22
No, not that dude.
Soggy ceo
  09/05/22
I couldn’t tell what was going on. I’m glad you ...
Stimulating lime nursing home
  09/05/22
basically he is pretending to be using his "sales skill...
doobsian station
  09/05/22
It seems like no transaction was arranged. Also, it seems li...
Stimulating lime nursing home
  09/05/22
I've never given her a gift, money, or slept with her, broth...
Soggy ceo
  09/05/22
of course i would meet up with you in plano she still thi...
doobsian station
  09/05/22
Can we take a photo together for XO? I really like the conte...
Soggy ceo
  09/05/22
yeah i give 0 fucks
doobsian station
  09/05/22
Fuck ya! What is the nicest place we can go to? Money is no ...
Soggy ceo
  09/05/22
we don't really have anything you could brag about by taking...
doobsian station
  09/05/22
III Forks?
Stimulating lime nursing home
  09/05/22
i think they're turning it into a poker room...
doobsian station
  09/05/22
End of an era
Stimulating lime nursing home
  09/05/22
Will you come too, brother?
Soggy ceo
  09/05/22
Brother you know me. I’ll come wherever.
Stimulating lime nursing home
  09/05/22
HVAC getting his frequent customer card stamped thrice as he...
Snowy elastic band
  09/06/22
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ae829mFAGGE&t=147s
doobsian station
  09/06/22
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olive greedy boistinker
  09/06/22
...
180 disrespectful orchestra pit goyim
  09/06/22
...
multi-colored toilet seat parlor
  09/07/22
Cocks out for content!
bonkers factory reset button
  09/06/22
is that a Pixel phone?
Histrionic hyperactive selfie base
  09/05/22
Galaxy S22+
Soggy ceo
  09/05/22
why doesn't a richmo like yourself use apple?
Histrionic hyperactive selfie base
  09/05/22
I'm not interested in men.
Soggy ceo
  09/05/22
I love men
slate galvanic philosopher-king pistol
  09/06/22
ran here
Histrionic hyperactive selfie base
  09/06/22
...
exciting rose jap meetinghouse
  09/06/22
...
Blue Cracking Gay Wizard
  09/06/22
...
shivering pit
  09/06/22
...
Supple lettuce
  09/07/22
...
Disgusting Bespoke Home
  09/07/22
...
ivory haunting native
  09/07/22
That's what I have. I like it. I wish the screen had just a ...
bonkers factory reset button
  09/06/22
Galaxy S22 Ultra here. Soooo cr.
exciting rose jap meetinghouse
  09/06/22
Same.
shivering pit
  09/06/22
I'm poasting from mine right now. I also have an iPhone 12 b...
Supple lettuce
  09/07/22
...
exciting rose jap meetinghouse
  09/07/22
iPhone 11 here for work. The Samsung is MUCH better.
shivering pit
  09/07/22
pics of girls?
Vibrant dysfunction
  09/06/22
To be fair, Lol, imagine that you're a middle-aged marrie...
big bearded area therapy
  09/06/22
I just wish I had some friends.
bonkers factory reset button
  09/06/22
im going to the brazzers house
floppy mentally impaired brunch foreskin
  09/06/22
L'Chaim!
Trust If Aryan
  12/22/25
My man, if you're jealous I'd be happy to get one of them to...
Soggy ceo
  09/06/22
To be fair, "'Fuck gay people'? Lol bro what are you...
big bearded area therapy
  09/06/22
I mean, you're ranting against some middle age balding lawye...
Soggy ceo
  09/06/22
"I have no anger towards anyone." That'd be te...
brilliant pungent site
  09/06/22
credit where it is due, 180 post
Thriller Purple Stage
  12/05/25
This is pathetic.
brilliant pungent site
  09/06/22
...
big bearded area therapy
  09/06/22
Slay, qween. Slay.
Marvelous house blood rage
  09/06/22
TY, brother.
Soggy ceo
  09/06/22
What are the texts about even bud? Doesn’t make any s...
Provocative Mint Library Stain
  09/06/22
I think he’s proud that some high porn star supposedly...
High-end sadistic fortuitous meteor
  09/06/22
They're all fucked in the head, it's very common in Californ...
Snowy elastic band
  09/06/22
Dinner is mentioned several times, pretty clear these "...
Pale karate queen of the night
  09/06/22
I would have thought this was cool in 7th grade i also thoug...
french startled office new version
  09/06/22
Stop lying, he's still hilarious and you know it
violent crystalline sound barrier liquid oxygen
  09/06/22
Weird Al was and remains the GOAT.
Thirsty Hominid Crackhouse
  09/07/22
Suga, I lived dat life long nuff, I can tell ya....dey want ...
ivory haunting native
  09/06/22
This is all very sinful, brother.
Boyish low-t rigpig spot
  09/06/22
"I need to go read to my kids"
mauve soul-stirring tank menage
  09/06/22
i dont see the appeal at all of interacting with porn stars....
amethyst hall telephone
  09/06/22
You buy nice dinners for pornstars and in exchange they put ...
grizzly glittery set
  09/06/22
I've never bought any pornstars dinners or anything for that...
Soggy ceo
  09/06/22
You have almost surely posted that you have. Are you exclud...
Titillating balding church building
  09/06/22
wwop
Vibrant dysfunction
  09/06/22
your wife is a binary zero and you both are gross
cream double fault halford
  09/06/22
i will never understand why CLSG thinks it is enviable or de...
Vermilion Trip Stead
  09/06/22
u sound jelly
doobsian station
  09/06/22
he's right tho
sick idiot gas station
  09/07/22
he's the epitome of new money as every fucking thread of his...
Blue Cracking Gay Wizard
  09/06/22
Lol a fucking porn star is schooling you for being around fa...
know-it-all skinny woman indirect expression
  09/06/22
he didn't really need to explain himself at all ....may...
swashbuckling national roast beef
  09/06/22
Let's get this to 100 folks!
Comical water buffalo
  09/07/22
Let's do it, brothers!
Soggy ceo
  09/07/22
We did it!
Comical water buffalo
  09/07/22
What type of work do you do for pornstar clients?
indecent tanning salon
  09/07/22
They are all car accident clients. It started when I repped ...
Soggy ceo
  09/07/22
Would you ever get into wage and hour stripper cases? Appare...
ivory haunting native
  09/07/22
those don't have huge insurance policies
doobsian station
  09/07/22
Attorneys fees attach. And I'd guess the clubs might be insu...
ivory haunting native
  09/07/22
πŸ’ƒπŸΏπŸ’ƒπŸΏπŸ’ƒπŸΏ
doobsian station
  09/07/22
I sued a strip club before and it settled. I'm sure you can ...
Soggy ceo
  09/07/22
Then sue the place and then go after the shady owners on a f...
bonkers factory reset button
  09/07/22
Wow I wonder why this piece of shit’s wife left him
Aromatic Flirting Mexican Temple
  12/05/25
Can you imagine the discovery in this case lmao
Snowy elastic band
  12/05/25
discovery in all divorce cases makes me shudder, this one in...
Naked electric furnace
  12/05/25
She got depressed and abusive after having kids! (((Trust me...
Misanthropic field digit ratio
  12/05/25
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french startled office new version
  12/05/25
...
Thriller Purple Stage
  12/05/25
...
Chris Spinelli did WHAT to that kid?!?!
  12/22/25
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Talking irradiated shitlib
  12/05/25
To be fair, Wow, this is pretty cool brother. You seem ve...
To be fair
  12/22/25


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Date: September 5th, 2022 9:54 PM
Author: Soggy ceo

They just can't help being drawn to the alpha Ashkenazi blood. I might start a course for people on XO to help talk to girls. I mean, it's basically just a sales skill. It's insane how obsessive some women are to me even though I'm a short balding lawyer. I never had a problem getting women to be drawn to me.

Saturday night was 180 too (that's why my client says "have fun being weird tonight"). Had a nice MFFF foursome (first time for me!). Wife and I met a lesbian (I guess I should call bi since they like men too) couple from Idaho. Was two girls. One was decent looking with a good body and below average face. The other was very pretty and had a great body. They were definitely very interested in my wife. She makes a great wingman.

https://imgur.com/a/eVxkJ5i

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124142)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 9:55 PM
Author: olive greedy boistinker

Rate me as a UC university.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124151)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 9:56 PM
Author: Soggy ceo

No idea who you are. Do you have a different moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124153)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 9:59 PM
Author: olive greedy boistinker

TY

Is this pornstar hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124165)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:08 PM
Author: Soggy ceo

She is attractive but not at all my type. I have no interest in her physically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124208)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: citrine round eye range

DESCRIBE her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124478)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:01 PM
Author: Soggy ceo

28 year old thin white girl with big natural tits and a very average face. Basically the average porn star.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124551)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 11:48 AM
Author: multi-colored toilet seat parlor

Emailing you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45131355)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:02 PM
Author: Diverse sanctuary

The part you’re not showing, and will never admit, is that you and your wife pay for that pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124177)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:04 PM
Author: Titillating balding church building

More like if the free dinners stopped would these people communicate with him more than a couple more times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124191)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:26 PM
Author: Soggy ceo

Ive never paid for her dinner, brother. Only people I buy dinners for are poasters and my staff. She actually gets me a $500 Mastros gift card every year for my bday even though Ive never given her a dime or present (besides her case I settled of course). Im just an alpha jew dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124310)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:05 PM
Author: Soggy ceo

I've never paid for pussy in my life, brother. I understand why people might get offended or even jealous of my 180 degenerate lifestyle. But I only post the truth on this glorious message board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124194)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Thriller Purple Stage

Lmaoooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#49486213)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:56 PM
Author: doobsian station

say what you want about me, but i'm straight up about paying for pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124518)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:03 PM
Author: beady-eyed macaca nibblets

now that KamalaSexy is back would you consider possibly retiring and never coming back here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124182)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:04 PM
Author: Soggy ceo

Why would I do that? I love it here, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124187)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:04 PM
Author: bonkers factory reset button

Breaking: Hooker seeks money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124190)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:24 PM
Author: Shaky Big-titted Partner Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124295)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:51 PM
Author: rusted arousing sneaky criminal legend

Does she mean Calvin Harris?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124496)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:04 PM
Author: Soggy ceo

No, not that dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124580)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: Stimulating lime nursing home

I couldn’t tell what was going on. I’m glad you are having a nice time. Wish you all the luck in the world brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124525)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:01 PM
Author: doobsian station

basically he is pretending to be using his "sales skills" and she is too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124553)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:03 PM
Author: Stimulating lime nursing home

It seems like no transaction was arranged. Also, it seems like porn stars care a lot of about obesity. I would do poorly with pornstars.

I really wish I could live the glamorous LA life. I want to be somebody. I want to maek it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124569)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:03 PM
Author: Soggy ceo

I've never given her a gift, money, or slept with her, brother. No interest in sleeping with her either. If I visit your city can we hang out? I might be out that way middle of next year to see some law school friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124571)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:03 PM
Author: doobsian station

of course i would meet up with you in plano

she still thinks she can get money off you (maybe she can't)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124575)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:04 PM
Author: Soggy ceo

Can we take a photo together for XO? I really like the content it generates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124584)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: doobsian station

yeah i give 0 fucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124589)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:11 PM
Author: Soggy ceo

Fuck ya! What is the nicest place we can go to? Money is no object, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124622)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: doobsian station

we don't really have anything you could brag about by taking pictures of receipts in Plano

that's the Austin mentality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124651)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:22 PM
Author: Stimulating lime nursing home

III Forks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124679)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:24 PM
Author: doobsian station

i think they're turning it into a poker room...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124691)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:25 PM
Author: Stimulating lime nursing home

End of an era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124692)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Soggy ceo

Will you come too, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124700)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:40 PM
Author: Stimulating lime nursing home

Brother you know me. I’ll come wherever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124755)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:26 AM
Author: Snowy elastic band

HVAC getting his frequent customer card stamped thrice as he waves CSLG and disco fries into the Korean whorehouse like a third base coach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45125154)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 7:21 AM
Author: doobsian station

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ae829mFAGGE&t=147s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45125382)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 7:22 AM
Author: olive greedy boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45125383)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 1:14 PM
Author: 180 disrespectful orchestra pit goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45126558)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 3:39 PM
Author: multi-colored toilet seat parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45132459)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:13 AM
Author: bonkers factory reset button

Cocks out for content!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45125138)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:58 PM
Author: Histrionic hyperactive selfie base

is that a Pixel phone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124531)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:01 PM
Author: Soggy ceo

Galaxy S22+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124557)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:02 PM
Author: Histrionic hyperactive selfie base

why doesn't a richmo like yourself use apple?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124560)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:03 PM
Author: Soggy ceo

I'm not interested in men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124574)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:27 AM
Author: slate galvanic philosopher-king pistol

I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45125155)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 10:36 AM
Author: Histrionic hyperactive selfie base

ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45125806)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 8:43 AM
Author: exciting rose jap meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45125482)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 1:24 PM
Author: Blue Cracking Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45126601)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 6:07 PM
Author: shivering pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45127916)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: Supple lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45131569)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: Disgusting Bespoke Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45131581)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:59 PM
Author: ivory haunting native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45131623)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:15 AM
Author: bonkers factory reset button

That's what I have. I like it. I wish the screen had just a bit more pixel density though, for when you've really got your face a few inches from it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45125141)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 8:53 AM
Author: exciting rose jap meetinghouse

Galaxy S22 Ultra here. Soooo cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45125502)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 6:07 PM
Author: shivering pit

Same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45127918)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: Supple lettuce

I'm poasting from mine right now. I also have an iPhone 12 because I'm gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45131571)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:56 PM
Author: exciting rose jap meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45131610)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 3:07 PM
Author: shivering pit

iPhone 11 here for work. The Samsung is MUCH better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45132277)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 12:02 AM
Author: Vibrant dysfunction

pics of girls?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45124844)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:19 AM
Author: big bearded area therapy

To be fair,

Lol, imagine that you're a middle-aged married father of two and yet you still think it's, like, soooooooooooooooo cool (omg lol) to be "friends" with pornstars (omg lol!) aka worthless broken whores who literally sell their bodies for money in the most despicable ways which are filmed forever by amoral predators, and oh btw you like to spend your limited time on this Earth texting back and forth with these filthy diseased cunts for some sort of sick misplaced affirmation and also you sometimes pressure your "wife" to have orgies with them (omg lollll!!!) and then to top it all off you like to spend some more of your limited time on this Earth bragging about all of this empty and sick and degenerate meaningless bullshit to a bunch of total strangers online just so that they can hopefully tell you how cool and awesome you are and how great that all sounds.

Congratulations. You now know what it feels like to be Jewish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45125148)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:24 AM
Author: bonkers factory reset button

I just wish I had some friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45125153)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:29 AM
Author: floppy mentally impaired brunch foreskin

im going to the brazzers house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45125158)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan

L'Chaim!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#49531456)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:39 AM
Author: Soggy ceo

My man, if you're jealous I'd be happy to get one of them to text you if you shoot me an email. You seem very angry about the entire situation. I just do what makes me happy. My wife is into girls, so no pressure needed, brother. Also, I'd be down to take you out for a nice dinner too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45125173)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:40 AM
Author: big bearded area therapy

To be fair,

"'Fuck gay people'? Lol bro what are you, gay? You know only closeted gay people hate gays, right? So are you GAY?!"

Yeah you got me brother I'm so fucking jealous that you get to interact with pornstars and sometimes even have sex with them. Insanely jealous. I'll slink away now and not criticize your life anymore since you got me so good here with this call out which revealed that ackshually, I'm just really jealous of you.

Also just for the record, gay people are awesome and I'm definitely not gay. Please don't call me gay! I have no problem with gays, they're great!

(Damn all of these Jewish moves are so effective in 2022, how can we ever overcome them? Guess we should probably just give up now and stop trying cc: Consuela the Pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45125176)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:44 AM
Author: Soggy ceo

I mean, you're ranting against some middle age balding lawyer who has threesomes at midnight, brother. You seem upset about something. I just don't know what. I'm just here to share some content with my fellow poasters, give them a window into my life and adventures, and kill 5 minutes while I wait for my green tea to brew. I have no anger towards anyone. I love you, my man.

I must have hit a nerve because you edited your post multiple times. I'm really sorry man. You're a 180 poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45125182)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 3:35 AM
Author: brilliant pungent site

"I have no anger towards anyone."

That'd be terribly sad if not the case seeing how desperate for approval you are here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45125220)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Thriller Purple Stage

credit where it is due, 180 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#49486221)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:28 AM
Author: brilliant pungent site

This is pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45125157)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:38 AM
Author: big bearded area therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45125171)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:43 AM
Author: Marvelous house blood rage

Slay, qween.

Slay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45125181)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:45 AM
Author: Soggy ceo

TY, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45125184)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 3:51 AM
Author: Provocative Mint Library Stain

What are the texts about even bud? Doesn’t make any sense in context of the OP. Would’ve been 180 if the link were just three asses in the air instead of some drivel exchange with some lady who no one knows and can’t see pics of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45125234)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 5:04 AM
Author: High-end sadistic fortuitous meteor

I think he’s proud that some high porn star supposedly wants him to like her because she is supposed to be doing something else but is texting with him to rate how much he likes her. Pretty weird behavior. Also kind of funny since it is clear that it is cslg that has the insecurity issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45125277)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 5:09 AM
Author: Snowy elastic band

They're all fucked in the head, it's very common in California.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45125283)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 7:36 AM
Author: Pale karate queen of the night

Dinner is mentioned several times, pretty clear these "friends" just like using him for free stuff. Much like everyone else in his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45125392)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 5:18 AM
Author: french startled office new version

I would have thought this was cool in 7th grade i also thought weird al was hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45125287)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: violent crystalline sound barrier liquid oxygen

Stop lying, he's still hilarious and you know it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45125480)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 1:01 PM
Author: Thirsty Hominid Crackhouse

Weird Al was and remains the GOAT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45131637)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 7:28 AM
Author: ivory haunting native

Suga, I lived dat life long nuff, I can tell ya....dey want something from you baby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45125385)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 7:59 AM
Author: Boyish low-t rigpig spot

This is all very sinful, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45125413)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 8:46 AM
Author: mauve soul-stirring tank menage

"I need to go read to my kids"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45125489)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 8:48 AM
Author: amethyst hall telephone

i dont see the appeal at all of interacting with porn stars. would you engage in long text chains with prostitutes? it's the same thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45125494)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 9:00 AM
Author: grizzly glittery set

You buy nice dinners for pornstars and in exchange they put you in touch with women who would be willing to have sex with you and your wife.

I rate it 3/10 as a lifestyle and 6/10 as bort content. You should do more shitlaw posting it’s more engaging and I rate that stuff 8/10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45125518)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: Soggy ceo

I've never bought any pornstars dinners or anything for that matter, brother. Only XO posters and staff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45126220)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 1:15 PM
Author: Titillating balding church building

You have almost surely posted that you have. Are you excluding ex pornstars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45126562)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 11:36 AM
Author: Vibrant dysfunction

wwop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45126111)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: cream double fault halford

your wife is a binary zero and you both are gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45126596)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 1:53 PM
Author: Vermilion Trip Stead

i will never understand why CLSG thinks it is enviable or desirable to be around people involved with pornography, let alone 'porn stars.' they are all mentally ill drug-addicted hookers. i can practically smell the vape clouds and body spray. i don't know why you would have any proximity to this if you're raising a family and trying to establish a great 'all-american lifestyle' for them as CSLG likes to claim.

i guess it cuts along with the general dorky vibe he gives off. he's a small-statured video game nerd who got married at 20, so there may be some arrested development there. if he thinks about what is appealing to other adults but has the mentality of a 22 year old or whatever, it makes sense that he would think this is really cool. if you are wealthy and attractive, you probably don't have to send a bunch of chumpy texts to someone named 'chloe' who takes a gallon of cum to her face from strangers monthly and makes extra money shoving things in her asshole in front of her laptop while a bunch of teenagers and incels send her cash app money.

there are plenty of attractive women in the world who would somewhat set aside looks if you are cool and have money. people in porn are dumb, trashy, and unstable. what is the appeal? and sorry brother but you are a little slippery with the truth on this issue -- similar to RSF claiming no woman has ever been with him due to his $$$. what do you think the odds are that this woman is friendly to you if you manage a produce section at Ralph's but otherwise are the same person ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45126728)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 3:23 PM
Author: doobsian station

u sound jelly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45127127)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:58 PM
Author: sick idiot gas station

he's right tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45131619)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 3:24 PM
Author: Blue Cracking Gay Wizard

he's the epitome of new money as every fucking thread of his demonstrates, so nbd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45127129)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 3:25 PM
Author: know-it-all skinny woman indirect expression

Lol a fucking porn star is schooling you for being around fat proles and thinking it's cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45127134)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 3:31 PM
Author: swashbuckling national roast beef

he didn't really need to explain himself at all

....maybe "And? Fat people are actually pretty funny...especially when they struggle to tie their shoes"

"Beats hanging out with people who have gonorrhea"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45127162)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:57 PM
Author: Comical water buffalo

Let's get this to 100 folks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45131615)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 1:52 PM
Author: Soggy ceo

Let's do it, brothers!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45131890)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 3:19 PM
Author: Comical water buffalo

We did it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45132332)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 1:55 PM
Author: indecent tanning salon

What type of work do you do for pornstar clients?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45131908)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:04 PM
Author: Soggy ceo

They are all car accident clients. It started when I repped one of them, then she referred her friends, who referred friends, etc. Now I have about 6-8 active cases with pornstars and I've handled maybe 20 or so for different pornstars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45131955)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:31 PM
Author: ivory haunting native

Would you ever get into wage and hour stripper cases? Apparently they are all improperly labeled as independent contractors and when they decide it's time to hang up their heels, they can all get a pay day by suing the club. Maybe Tommy can do this for you with his employment law experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45132122)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: doobsian station

those don't have huge insurance policies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45132126)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:34 PM
Author: ivory haunting native

Attorneys fees attach. And I'd guess the clubs might be insured somehow for that. Regardless it's probably a file a complaint and get a settlement without any work type situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45132144)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:36 PM
Author: doobsian station

πŸ’ƒπŸΏπŸ’ƒπŸΏπŸ’ƒπŸΏ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45132151)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:53 PM
Author: Soggy ceo

I sued a strip club before and it settled. I'm sure you can find it since you Google me multiple times a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45132221)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:56 PM
Author: bonkers factory reset button

Then sue the place and then go after the shady owners on a fraudulent transfer (or similar) theory. I've been able to reach small business owners behind their entities in nearly every case I've tried to do it where bankruptcy didn't save them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#45132233)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Aromatic Flirting Mexican Temple

Wow I wonder why this piece of shit’s wife left him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#49485905)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 11:35 AM
Author: Snowy elastic band

Can you imagine the discovery in this case lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#49485938)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Naked electric furnace

discovery in all divorce cases makes me shudder, this one included. i saw the screenshot of the exhibits with cslg reddit posts on salary and networth a

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#49486209)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: Misanthropic field digit ratio

She got depressed and abusive after having kids! (((Trust me brother!!)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#49485952)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: french startled office new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#49486217)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Thriller Purple Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#49486387)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Chris Spinelli did WHAT to that kid?!?!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#49531446)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Talking irradiated shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#49486195)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)

To be fair,

Wow, this is pretty cool brother. You seem very cool and awesome, I'm very jealous of your life (just FYI).

BTW how are things going for you these days, my man? Any major life updates? Still killing it with your totally awesome wife and perfect family, I assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2)#49531454)