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Saw a very weird XO thing happen in court today

We were all sitting around Criminal court with our clients a...
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Did you stand up?
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  10/03/22
Yes you are always supposed to stand when the judge walks in
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There's a peculiar judge here who eschews "ALL RISE&quo...
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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:42 AM
Author: Nudist Tattoo

We were all sitting around Criminal court with our clients and the judge comes out and this attorney screams out “THE JUDGE”. Everyone looked at him and wondered wtf he is doing. Even the judge was a little thrown off

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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:43 AM
Author: underhanded turquoise kitchen



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:44 AM
Author: Nofapping white french chef casino

Was his client spazzing out and shit beforehand?

I had a client spazzing out crying and blubbering and making a scene and i told her she cant act like that when the judge comes out and the bailiff overheard and gave her a minute

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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:50 AM
Author: Nudist Tattoo

No it was pretty quiet when he did it. Almost like a joke or someone out him up to it. Maybe the guy was me.

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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:51 AM
Author: Stirring cowardly internal respiration bawdyhouse



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:53 AM
Author: High-end Plum Business Firm Coffee Pot



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:53 AM
Author: Silver naked nowag



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:54 AM
Author: Mauve Crackhouse



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:51 AM
Author: Mauve Crackhouse

Did you stand up?

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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:52 AM
Author: Nudist Tattoo

Yes you are always supposed to stand when the judge walks in

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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:53 AM
Author: 180 stage coldplay fan

There's a peculiar judge here who eschews "ALL RISE", I guess out of some sense of humility or being a public servant etc. Its out of character because he's a pedant.

But tbh I far prefer the all-rise to him stealthily taking the bench and just starting business. Its a loud room, full of proles and lolyers. Provide a clean break to alert everyone this shit is about goooooooooooo

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Date: October 3rd, 2022 12:01 PM
Author: underhanded turquoise kitchen

*Courtroom bustle*

The judge carefully and gently pushes open the door a crack, not trusting that the janitor did a good job of keeping the hinges well-oiled. Coast clear. He opens it a bit wider. The courtroom is full of chatter, surely he'll make it to the bench this time. He opens the door just wide enough to squeeze his wiry frame through, and he is out but for his arm when the plaintiff's counsel, an Olympic pistol shooter and generally eagle-eyed gentleman, snaps his head toward the doorway and shouts,

"THE JUDGE!"

Defendants, plaintiffs, and proletariat erupt in laughter, and the defeated judge, head down, drags his robes over to the bench and slumps down in his chair. "If only a hurricane would wipe Key West off the map..." he grumbles.

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Date: July 31st, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: insecure national regret



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 1:12 PM
Author: exhilarant gunner

there's a judge I appeared in front of many times that would just have the bailiff loudly announce "REMAIN SEATED, THE HONORABLE JUDGE [], COURT IS NOW IN SESSION," etc

dude was a former PD and had a real sense of public service and humility. 180 guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2)#45271685)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: insecure national regret



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Date: July 31st, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: insecure national regret



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 2:18 PM
Author: buck-toothed associate

"THE JUDGE! BESTOW US WTIH YOUR SCHOLARLY JUDICIAL TREATS!"

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Date: October 3rd, 2022 4:01 PM
Author: Charcoal insanely creepy temple

the frosty fritters of jurisprudence!

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Date: June 12th, 2025 2:52 AM
Author: ebony deer antler forum



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Date: June 12th, 2025 5:51 AM
Author: avocado provocative goyim trailer park

frosty fritters, tp

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Date: June 12th, 2025 1:10 AM
Author: Carmine motley center

THE JUDGE!

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Date: June 12th, 2025 1:43 AM
Author: narrow-minded pit rigor

In the John Adams miniseries a courtier yells LE ROI whenever Louis XVI enters a room. Maybe that's what the attorney was thinking of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2)#49007518)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: avocado provocative goyim trailer park



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Date: July 31st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: insecure national regret



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Date: June 12th, 2025 1:52 AM
Author: Razzmatazz carnelian sanctuary

Was he very tall and bald with pale white skin?

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