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Cock Control to Training Tom

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Nubile Regret Theatre
  11/28/22
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Metal mustard kitchen partner
  11/28/22
Cock Control to Trainin' Tom Cock Control to Trainin' Tom...
Nubile Regret Theatre
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Metal mustard kitchen partner
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Hyperventilating pit
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crawly chrome church building
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Nubile Regret Theatre
  12/06/22
Who wrote this because they deserve MPM votes?
180 son of senegal jew
  12/13/22
Me.
Nubile Regret Theatre
  12/13/22
Well I was going to vote for you deep into MPM anyway. What ...
180 son of senegal jew
  12/13/22
It is very much appreciated! (I periodically bump that Bates...
Nubile Regret Theatre
  12/13/22
That was an amazing story.
180 son of senegal jew
  12/14/22
Thank you for your service.
peach alcoholic azn
  12/14/22
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brass theater stage electric furnace
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learning disabled fear-inspiring dragon
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hyperactive bearded mental disorder
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Nubile Regret Theatre
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Nubile Regret Theatre
  11/29/22
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fighting white mexican locus
  11/29/22
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Nubile Regret Theatre
  12/09/22
this is 180 but i think the lyrics are "this is cock co...
Carmine blathering corn cake dingle berry
  12/11/22
can you just give the fucking 180 without trying to “c...
Honey-headed boltzmann
  12/11/22
I'm happy either way.
Nubile Regret Theatre
  12/11/22
i'm glad you asked that, as this is a good teachable moment ...
Carmine blathering corn cake dingle berry
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Startled chartreuse center
  12/11/22
Woah.
Nubile Regret Theatre
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arousing principal's office persian
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Motley kink-friendly heaven
  12/14/22
btw im not sure due to moniker changes but I think I may hav...
Nubile Regret Theatre
  12/14/22
assuming you still have the same account that poasted both, ...
Carmine blathering corn cake dingle berry
  12/14/22
I lost the pw for the "twins" account long ago.
Nubile Regret Theatre
  12/21/22
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Nubile Regret Theatre
  12/13/22
BTW, Bowie has also sung the following variations live: ...
Carmine blathering corn cake dingle berry
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Nubile Regret Theatre
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excitant digit ratio psychic
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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:09 AM
Author: Nubile Regret Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45553389)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:11 AM
Author: Metal mustard kitchen partner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45553397)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:37 AM
Author: Nubile Regret Theatre

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Make sure protein fills and helmet's strong

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Dispense with women no posers on

Check your stimmin' and may God’s love be with you

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Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Liftoff

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This is Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

You really made them spray

And the papers want to know whose squirts you wear

Now it’s time to leave the Pounders (if you dare!)

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This is Trainin' Tom to Cock Control

I’m stepping through the door

And they're posing in the au naturale way

And Douton's meaty protruberence -- it sways!

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For here am I stimming from the twink stand

Knobs are getting sworled

Assombo, balls blue

And they're stuffing full of goo

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Woah, they're blasting loads and projectiles

I’m twinking there with skill

And I think my facelip knows which way to blow

Tell my wife I love her very much

"She knows!"

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Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

You sure give head to make them long

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you….

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For here am I stimming from the twink stand

Knobs are getting sworled

Assombo's balls blue

And they're stuffing full of goo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45553521)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:46 AM
Author: Metal mustard kitchen partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45553559)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Hyperventilating pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45553588)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:55 AM
Author: crawly chrome church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45553593)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 10:13 AM
Author: Nubile Regret Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45592842)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:29 PM
Author: 180 son of senegal jew

Who wrote this because they deserve MPM votes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45629972)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:31 PM
Author: Nubile Regret Theatre

Me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45629981)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 11:54 PM
Author: 180 son of senegal jew

Well I was going to vote for you deep into MPM anyway. What a waste of my question.

But thank you for this art.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45630428)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 11:55 PM
Author: Nubile Regret Theatre

It is very much appreciated! (I periodically bump that Bates thread for you; I am gratified to find an audience for it.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45630433)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 11:46 AM
Author: 180 son of senegal jew

That was an amazing story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45632148)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:03 PM
Author: peach alcoholic azn

Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45634026)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:07 PM
Author: brass theater stage electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45634045)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 11:47 AM
Author: learning disabled fear-inspiring dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45632150)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:06 PM
Author: hyperactive bearded mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45634040)



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Date: September 19th, 2023 12:51 PM
Author: Nubile Regret Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#46817018)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 8:34 AM
Author: Nubile Regret Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45557837)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: fighting white mexican locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45557839)



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Date: December 9th, 2022 6:04 PM
Author: Nubile Regret Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45610584)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 2:42 PM
Author: Carmine blathering corn cake dingle berry

this is 180 but i think the lyrics are "this is cock control to major yann"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45617667)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 3:08 PM
Author: Honey-headed boltzmann

can you just give the fucking 180 without trying to “correct” the OP, faggot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45617787)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 4:19 PM
Author: Nubile Regret Theatre

I'm happy either way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45618015)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: Carmine blathering corn cake dingle berry

i'm glad you asked that, as this is a good teachable moment despite your impatience and tone. as official archivist at the Stimsonian, it is my job to maintain unerring accuracy of the INFB Songbook, the preeminent chronicle of ethnudomusicology. ensuring the correct lyrics are posted are a vital part of this, as is determining song lineage and attribution. a short review of the Songbook thread would yield several such examples where Stimsonian reviewers thoroughly researched the content submitted for adoption. see, e.g., the following subthreads:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#29842260

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#30544147

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#33749858

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#38015010

this process also occurs in individual songthreads themselves, such as:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3758176&mc=5&forum_id=12#34789638

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4190162&mc=1&forum_id=2#37697789

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3210265&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972625&mc=18&forum_id=2

as you can see, i take my role in this process incredibly seriously, as do the other researchers on the Stimsonian's staff. while it would be easy for me to dismiss you as a manlet who probably lifts in mixed-gender gyms with shorts on (if at all), i choose instead to keep in mind that we all growing it big towards the same goal. thank you for continuing to support IFNB's musical offerings, and may the musclegods bless you with their daily ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45618033)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 5:35 PM
Author: Startled chartreuse center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45618211)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 6:09 PM
Author: Nubile Regret Theatre

Woah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45618294)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 6:15 PM
Author: arousing principal's office persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45618315)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 2:29 AM
Author: Motley kink-friendly heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45630819)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 2:31 AM
Author: Nubile Regret Theatre

btw im not sure due to moniker changes but I think I may have contributed a line in the earlier version, which imo should now be deprecated. [it obviously stuck in my head and grew into the above over the years; I didn't remember the earlier one until I looked @ your thread after OP here.]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45630822)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 4:57 PM
Author: Carmine blathering corn cake dingle berry

assuming you still have the same account that poasted both, you should be able to edit/see your contribution to the earlier thread despite the nominal moniker changes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45633985)



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Date: December 21st, 2022 7:34 PM
Author: Nubile Regret Theatre

I lost the pw for the "twins" account long ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45671225)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:03 PM
Author: Nubile Regret Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45629828)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: Carmine blathering corn cake dingle berry

BTW, Bowie has also sung the following variations live:

[original] Now it’s time to leave the Pounders (if you dare!)

[variation] Now it’s time to leave the Big Rod's (but stay bare!)

[variation] Now it's time to leave the Gold's Gym (and be bare!)

as these are live version variations, we include them simply for posterity and not for correction.

however, we have noticed a typo in the spelling of Mr. Douton's last name in the thread above; please correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45634008)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 7:15 PM
Author: Nubile Regret Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45634624)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: excitant digit ratio psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45634013)



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Date: December 21st, 2022 6:56 PM
Author: Nubile Regret Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45671050)



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Date: November 2nd, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: Nubile Regret Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#47013788)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#49535059)