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Shitlaw boss won a jury trial by just talking nonsense (not flame)
| Turquoise chad partner | 01/03/23 |
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| Eric L Bumpus, 4409 Rawlins St, Dallas, TX 75219 | 08/26/25 |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:27 PM Author: Turquoise chad partner One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen.
He started off by saying “in every hood story, there’s the snake, the rat, the cat and the dog.”
He went through each witness and categorized him as the snake and the rat. Then in a ballsy move called the victim the cat. And the defendant is the dog. He said “is he the king? Hell yeah. Does he do illegal shit? Hell yeah. Is he the boss? Hell yeah. Is the the dog? You bet. Does the dog need to waste his time and his freedom to put down the cat? No way and the evidence showed that there might be a bigger cat out there that killed (Williams) but it sure as hell wasn’t the dog. The dog has better things to do. And for that reason I ask that you find the defendant not guilty of all charges.”
The jury’s jaw dropped. |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:39 PM Author: Hideous alpha https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#45736910) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:41 PM Author: Turquoise chad partner Laughing my fuckin ass off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#45736920) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:43 PM Author: Fuchsia Irate Fortuitous Meteor Ladyboy 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#45736930) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:34 AM Author: Turquoise chad partner Holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#45738950) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:46 AM Author: Effete electric abode coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#45738951) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:24 AM Author: Adventurous Mahogany Hell alright, im a tranny advocate now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#45738975) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:35 AM Author: Emerald knife state anyone still doubt that trannies are men? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#45738984) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:10 AM Author: Hideous alpha everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as well assume all xo poas are women from ur poasting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#45739057) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:39 AM Author: Emerald knife state so you agree that you’re a man? cool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#45739106) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:40 AM Author: Hideous alpha (1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#45739112) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:56 AM Author: Emerald knife state It’s not that deep. You’re just a man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#45739151) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:57 AM Author: Hideous alpha more than u are, yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#45739155) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:48 PM Author: Jade Free-loading Fanboi Mood 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#46206733) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:42 PM Author: Hideous alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#46206694) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 2:52 AM Author: Milky blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#47603587) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:12 AM Author: Effete electric abode coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#47603607) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:55 AM Author: Adventurous Mahogany Hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#47620711) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:39 AM Author: brass school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#47620846) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:04 AM Author: lake casino (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#47620946) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:14 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#49213068) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: Eric L Bumpus, 4409 Rawlins St, Dallas, TX 75219 (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#49213074) |
Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:28 PM Author: misunderstood stimulating french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#45736856) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:29 PM Author: diverse spruce trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#45736859) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:31 PM Author: Hideous alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#45736872) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:38 PM Author: Hideous alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#45736908) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:01 AM Author: Tripping meetinghouse https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#45739167) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:59 AM Author: Talented Insecure Ape SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#45739289) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: contagious nudist nursing home love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#45739308) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 4:53 AM Author: Swashbuckling Masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#47603641) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:02 AM Author: filthy son of senegal main people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#45739301) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:11 AM Author: Laughsome Out-of-control Private Investor Idea He Suggested The story had me at first but lost me without a plot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#45739348) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:26 AM Author: ocher haunted graveyard wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#45739457) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:53 AM Author: misunderstood stimulating french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#45739630) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:36 PM Author: misunderstood stimulating french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#45742027) |
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Date: January 6th, 2023 10:54 AM Author: misunderstood stimulating french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#45750389) |
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Date: January 24th, 2023 1:53 PM Author: misunderstood stimulating french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#45835222) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:24 PM Author: misunderstood stimulating french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#47219210) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:43 PM Author: buck-toothed institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#47219260) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:00 PM Author: misunderstood stimulating french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#47376237) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:01 PM Author: diverse spruce trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#47376245) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:55 AM Author: misunderstood stimulating french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#47603827) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:57 AM Author: Disgusting Dragon Shit thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#47603834) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:58 AM Author: misunderstood stimulating french chef QUotemo positivity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#47603842) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:00 AM Author: Idiotic location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#47603847) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:44 AM Author: Fluffy Stain Brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#47604038) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:48 AM Author: contagious nudist nursing home love of her life (rat) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#47604053) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:15 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#49213069) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 11:05 AM Author: infuriating chapel depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#47604067) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:31 AM Author: infuriating chapel depressive The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and defbros) all do stuff like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#47620822) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:07 AM Author: Adventurous Mahogany Hell it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when the most successful trial attorneys are just charismatic bros. also so much of trial and legal theory is about a "reasonable jury" when they're fucking retarded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#47620882) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:55 AM Author: Fluffy Stain Brethren when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids as the jury in this trial advocacy class i took. my side won the case and the jury all said they were on the fence until they heard my closing argument. the other side iirc was going on and on about the legal standard (i think it was a defamation case) but i did some tv lawyer bullshit where i just talked about other bs and "fairness" and whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#47620919) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:02 AM Author: Adventurous Mahogany Hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#47620938) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:26 AM Author: contagious nudist nursing home love of her life (slimshadymantp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#47621001) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: kevin eubanks and the tonight show band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2)#49213065) |