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Got a colonoscopy last week. Dr said there’s an 80% chance I have cancer lol

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation
impertinent fragrant center rigpig
  03/02/24
I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed ...
180 geriatric hospital
  03/02/24
The whole bort *crosses fingers*
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  03/02/24
...
Bistre maniacal school cafeteria faggot firefighter
  03/13/24
ur too fat and gay to be of use to them
Rusted vibrant crotch
  03/02/24
I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.
180 geriatric hospital
  03/02/24
ur too much of a coward
Rusted vibrant crotch
  03/02/24
I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one...
180 geriatric hospital
  03/02/24
lmao
rebellious kitchen
  03/03/24
you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing bef...
Contagious sable national black woman
  03/03/24
...
thriller sadistic shitlib
  03/03/24
Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commen...
cerebral pink genital piercing
  03/02/24
Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few month...
impertinent fragrant center rigpig
  03/02/24
Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood
chrome fat ankles
  03/02/24
Red, not dark blood
impertinent fragrant center rigpig
  03/02/24
I probably have ass cancer too
chrome fat ankles
  03/02/24
i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this...
orchid slap-happy factory reset button
  03/03/24
usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack...
exhilarant iridescent affirmative action space
  03/03/24
If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright re...
High-end Kitty Jew
  03/03/24
I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which...
lemon indian lodge cuckoldry
  03/03/24
" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.&qu...
Peach Messiness
  03/03/24
Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is i...
Maroon ticket booth patrolman
  03/11/24
Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, be...
thirsty school dog poop
  03/11/24
vaxxed?
Lascivious Light Address Haunted Graveyard
  03/02/24
...
Angry theater stage
  03/02/24
...
ebony partner stead
  03/02/24
When is OP going to answer this?
Angry theater stage
  03/02/24
the lack of answer is the answer
ebony partner stead
  03/02/24
...
rebellious kitchen
  03/03/24
...
Overrated Potus
  03/11/24
the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death
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  03/02/24
I’m gay. (In the luisian sense) Never had gay anal ...
impertinent fragrant center rigpig
  03/02/24
For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your ...
self-absorbed parlor wrinkle
  03/02/24
That was a joke. Im married with a family
impertinent fragrant center rigpig
  03/02/24
Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with...
self-absorbed parlor wrinkle
  03/02/24
It’s better to not know these things imo
Dull fortuitous meteor doctorate
  03/02/24
it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud
Rusted vibrant crotch
  03/02/24
Not sure I agree
impertinent fragrant center rigpig
  03/02/24
nice flame, butt boy
crusty hell feces
  03/02/24
No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess. I&rsq...
impertinent fragrant center rigpig
  03/02/24
colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)
razzmatazz principal's office
  03/02/24
Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry
Low-t persian
  03/02/24
Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the e...
impertinent fragrant center rigpig
  03/02/24
do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black ...
coral nighttime locus
  03/02/24
what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?
lemon indian lodge cuckoldry
  03/02/24
red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or di...
exhilarant iridescent affirmative action space
  03/03/24
Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy li...
thirsty school dog poop
  03/02/24
that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's ...
orchid slap-happy factory reset button
  03/02/24
Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.
thirsty school dog poop
  03/02/24
Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine
Narrow-minded associate gunner
  03/02/24
(Steve Jobs' ghost)
Erotic pozpig
  03/03/24
"shit"
Maroon ticket booth patrolman
  03/11/24
why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you whi...
Appetizing Resort Regret
  03/03/24
Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.
Violet Legend Sanctuary
  03/03/24
O fortuitous anal cancer
khaki kink-friendly son of senegal
  03/03/24
Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according ...
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  03/03/24
twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days t...
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  03/03/24
Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your b...
talented jade field
  03/03/24
Did his dick hurt
Big Sneaky Criminal
  03/03/24
Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to l...
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  03/03/24
how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go ...
painfully honest insanely creepy giraffe gas station
  03/03/24
I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember prec...
impertinent fragrant center rigpig
  03/03/24
Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shittin...
Confused Stain Public Bath
  03/03/24
Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the sto...
impertinent fragrant center rigpig
  03/03/24
Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipatio...
chrome fat ankles
  03/03/24
Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms
impertinent fragrant center rigpig
  03/03/24
Excellent flame
cerebral pink genital piercing
  03/03/24
i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane ...
Erotic pozpig
  03/03/24
I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother
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  03/03/24
Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’...
impertinent fragrant center rigpig
  03/03/24
Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait,...
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  03/03/24
Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ...
impertinent fragrant center rigpig
  03/11/24
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  03/11/24
you'll get through this, brother
orchid slap-happy factory reset button
  03/11/24
immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict...
Laughsome topaz step-uncle's house
  03/11/24
Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few y...
thirsty school dog poop
  03/11/24
Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not ...
thirsty school dog poop
  03/11/24
This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer c...
Peach Messiness
  03/11/24
...
Laughsome topaz step-uncle's house
  03/13/24
We can fight this together, brother. (you'll have to do mo...
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  03/11/24
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  03/12/24
Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfull...
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  03/12/24
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  03/12/24
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  03/12/24
Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right a...
impertinent fragrant center rigpig
  03/13/24
180 brother This is why everyone should get their ass bla...
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  03/13/24
biannual ass blasting TP
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gold candlestick maker
  03/13/24
Damn daddy Godspeed
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  03/13/24
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Bistre maniacal school cafeteria faggot firefighter
  03/13/24
Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, broth...
Titillating Azn Cruise Ship
  03/13/24
Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrat...
Laughsome topaz step-uncle's house
  03/13/24
What all can you eat on this diet
Dark Foreskin
  03/14/24
Godspeed, brother.
talented jade field
  03/13/24
Excellent! Time to cut that ass open
Big Sneaky Criminal
  03/13/24
Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all th...
Confused Stain Public Bath
  03/14/24
Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My fa...
gold candlestick maker
  03/13/24
Ty for the support bros
impertinent fragrant center rigpig
  03/13/24
God Speed, brother, you will get through this.
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  03/13/24
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  03/14/24
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  03/16/24
I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your famil...
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
Lol’d at your moniker tyft
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  03/16/24
what was it? are you retarded?
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  12/28/25
Wishing you the best bro
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay
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  03/16/24
Good luck and godspeed, friend
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: impertinent fragrant center rigpig

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457394)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: 180 geriatric hospital

I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed I could go fight and die in Ukraine in that one and only situation. I yearn to die for the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457395)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: charcoal floppy masturbator keepsake machete

The whole bort *crosses fingers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457412)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Bistre maniacal school cafeteria faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47490564)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Rusted vibrant crotch

ur too fat and gay to be of use to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457425)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:39 PM
Author: 180 geriatric hospital

I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457461)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: Rusted vibrant crotch

ur too much of a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457492)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: 180 geriatric hospital

I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one stage IV cancer diagnosis to give my Czar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457543)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: rebellious kitchen

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457856)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: Contagious sable national black woman

you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing before you even get to ukraine. it's the real motivator for you, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47458473)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: thriller sadistic shitlib



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: cerebral pink genital piercing

Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commenters have cancer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457396)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: impertinent fragrant center rigpig

Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few months so dr said I should do the colonoscopy to be safe because a lot of young people have been getting colon cancer lately. I suspected it was just hemerrhoids so I’m in disbelief that it is likely something much more serious.

Im late 30s, skinny, and eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457398)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: chrome fat ankles

Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457430)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: impertinent fragrant center rigpig

Red, not dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457438)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: chrome fat ankles

I probably have ass cancer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457632)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: orchid slap-happy factory reset button

i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this is hemorrhoids, not ass cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47458318)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: exhilarant iridescent affirmative action space

usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack doctor are you seeing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47458527)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: High-end Kitty Jew

If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright red blood in shit. Various other forms of colitis and Chron’s all have symptoms like this. You’re right that a colon cancer usually shows up as black/older looking blood, but seems like this dude saw something on the scope that looks like a tumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47458538)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: lemon indian lodge cuckoldry

I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which presumably would have discovered hemorrhoids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47458539)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: Peach Messiness

" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans."

describe what you think health eating is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47459453)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Maroon ticket booth patrolman

Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is it the obvious reason, that they are getting fukt up the shitpipe more than usual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47484597)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: thirsty school dog poop

Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, beyond that, eat absurdly unhealthy diets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47484631)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: Lascivious Light Address Haunted Graveyard

vaxxed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Angry theater stage



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: ebony partner stead



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Angry theater stage

When is OP going to answer this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457525)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: ebony partner stead

the lack of answer is the answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457529)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: rebellious kitchen



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Overrated Potus



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: godawful spectacular preventive strike legal warrant

the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457418)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: impertinent fragrant center rigpig

I’m gay. (In the luisian sense)

Never had gay anal sex though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457422)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: self-absorbed parlor wrinkle

For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your fate. Much harder for younger people who actually have a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457426)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: impertinent fragrant center rigpig

That was a joke. Im married with a family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457428)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: self-absorbed parlor wrinkle

Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with perforated colon and they did not have any symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457423)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Dull fortuitous meteor doctorate

It’s better to not know these things imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457424)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Rusted vibrant crotch

it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457427)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: impertinent fragrant center rigpig

Not sure I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457449)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: crusty hell feces

nice flame, butt boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457432)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: impertinent fragrant center rigpig

No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess.

I’d at least make it a funny or crazier story if i wanted to flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457436)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: razzmatazz principal's office

colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457480)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Low-t persian

Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: impertinent fragrant center rigpig

Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the early stages based on what he sees so I should be hopeful about the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457496)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: coral nighttime locus

do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: lemon indian lodge cuckoldry

what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457536)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: exhilarant iridescent affirmative action space

red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or diverticulitis in the colon. that said, colon cancer, if caught early, is very treatable with high survival rate. hang in there, op. also, you doctor is billmaxxxing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47458597)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: thirsty school dog poop

Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457545)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: orchid slap-happy factory reset button

that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's treatable and the 5 year survival rates are high, so expect you would power through it. tough news though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457569)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: thirsty school dog poop

Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457574)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: Narrow-minded associate gunner

Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457598)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: Erotic pozpig

(Steve Jobs' ghost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47458514)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: Maroon ticket booth patrolman

"shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47484602)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: Appetizing Resort Regret

why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you while down but I could see myself doing this so trying to figure out the psychology

was it only intermittent, so you could convince yourself "oh it's getting better/going away" every time you shat and DIDNT bleed. or did you know something was wrong, but were just being obstinate?

How do you even find a doctor. I haven't set foot in a dr office (other than peds) for over 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47458124)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: Violet Legend Sanctuary

Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47458509)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: khaki kink-friendly son of senegal

O fortuitous anal cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47458512)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: odious alpha incel

Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according to google. You will maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47458607)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Erotic pozpig

twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days to live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47458692)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: talented jade field

Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your belt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47458624)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: Big Sneaky Criminal

Did his dick hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47458626)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: carmine excitant piazza juggernaut

Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to lose poasters around this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47459470)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: painfully honest insanely creepy giraffe gas station

how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go to the doctor? I'm currently ignoring the shit out of my obviously high blood pressure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47459476)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: impertinent fragrant center rigpig

I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember precisely. Kept thinking “it’s just hemorrhoids…they’ll get better on their own.” In the back of my mind I knew it could be something worse but didn’t think about that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47460304)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Confused Stain Public Bath

Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shitting blood constantly everytime? Hoping for the best for you man. Fuck cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47460354)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: impertinent fragrant center rigpig

Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the stool, or just blood in the toilet bowl. Some times the blood was more noticeable than others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47460393)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: chrome fat ankles

Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47460359)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: impertinent fragrant center rigpig

Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47460394)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: cerebral pink genital piercing

Excellent flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47460554)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: Erotic pozpig

i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane number of pre-existing hemorrhoids and the burning acid diarrhea i had from norovirus activated them all. deeply unpleasant, and yet that's still all trivial bullshit compared to cancer. sorry man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47460557)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: aphrodisiac obsidian church building tank

I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47460561)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: impertinent fragrant center rigpig

Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’t have the balls to post this under my regular moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47460567)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: aphrodisiac obsidian church building tank

Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait, positive.

Anyway Brb need to go put some of my faeces in the tube Kaiser sent me and mail it back to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47460575)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: impertinent fragrant center rigpig

Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ct scans so that I can determine what stage it is. Dr assured me that it’s likely early stage because I haven’t dropped weight or had any other symptoms besides the blood. If that’s the case it should be treatable with surgery. Will keep the board updated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47484557)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: provocative bonkers corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47484559)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: orchid slap-happy factory reset button

you'll get through this, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47484562)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: Laughsome topaz step-uncle's house

immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict ketogenic diet, with MCT oil (or, much easier on the digestive tract, coconut cream), and take berberine and fenbendazole.

You're welcome.

None of this is at all contraindicated to your doctor's proposed treatments (or radiation, chemo, or immunotherapy).

Your life will be long, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47484590)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: thirsty school dog poop

Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few years, switch over to a whole foods organic high fiber, high veggie diet, which is best long term for preventing colon cancer.

Keto is TCR for "starving" colon cancer / micro cancers as they arise.

But my recommended diet above is what you want for real prevention in the first place.

And when you do the Keto, limit animal fats. Do olive oil, avacados, etc and not bacon, butter, etc. And you need to do real Keto -- ie. the kind the proscribe for kids with epilipsy -- not the fake keto diet 95% of people who "do keto" do. That means 80+% of your calories from fat. That means very limited carbs and limited protein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47484624)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: thirsty school dog poop

Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not be as useful depending on the specific type of colon cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47484643)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: Peach Messiness

This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer cells ferment mostly glucose and glutamine. Cancer cells absorb something like 30X the amount of glucose other cells do. You can try to reduce your glutamine intake but it is orders of magnitude lower concentration in your bloodstream at any given time than glucose. You must give up carbs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47484827)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: Laughsome topaz step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47490634)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: aphrodisiac obsidian church building tank

We can fight this together, brother.

(you'll have to do most of the fighting, of course, but still)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47484617)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: insane stirring depressive pervert

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47484857)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: thriller sadistic shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47487296)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: impertinent fragrant center rigpig

Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfully. glad i don't have to wait too long .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47487290)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Passionate dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47487292)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: Smoky church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47487643)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: impertinent fragrant center rigpig

Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right after. The cancer has not spread anywhere else and doctor thinks this can be cured with surgery. Still need to do an MRI to confirm and know what stage cancer it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47490544)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: lemon indian lodge cuckoldry

180 brother

This is why everyone should get their ass blasted every six months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47490560)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Titillating Azn Cruise Ship

biannual ass blasting TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47490575)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: gold candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47490611)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: brindle tripping hominid chad

Damn daddy Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47490563)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: Bistre maniacal school cafeteria faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47490901)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Titillating Azn Cruise Ship

Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, brother.

Peterman, beady eyes narrowing "you call THAT an inflatable donut cushion?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47490572)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: Laughsome topaz step-uncle's house

Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrates, strict ketogenic diet, MCT oil / coconut oil, and berberine and fenbendazole.

Non-negotiable. Do this now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47490626)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Dark Foreskin

What all can you eat on this diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47492201)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: talented jade field

Godspeed, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47490913)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Big Sneaky Criminal

Excellent! Time to cut that ass open

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47491391)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: Confused Stain Public Bath

Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all the right stuff now. Sound its probably still 100% contained which means you can get it cleared up and can get right back to poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47493456)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: gold candlestick maker

Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My father has kicked like 4 different sets of cancers in his time and still going strong. You'll be okay.

It's a mindfuck to go through I'm sure, but from what ive read - in my personal terrible experience with lots of fucking cancer in lots of people in my family - this is a pretty good result. Go aggressive at it if there is any choice. Get a second opinion if you can and have the cash / time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47490632)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: impertinent fragrant center rigpig

Ty for the support bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47491349)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: exhilarant iridescent affirmative action space

God Speed, brother, you will get through this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47491411)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Dashing crackhouse karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47491442)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Shimmering greedy knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47492214)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Swollen fuchsia toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47492237)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: provocative bonkers corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47492803)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: misunderstood copper lettuce

Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47491451)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: lemon indian lodge cuckoldry

1-9) sex with men for money

10) become published Law Scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47491466)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: impertinent fragrant center rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47492131)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Titillating Azn Cruise Ship

"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experience"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47493423)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: impertinent fragrant center rigpig

I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this the past few days. It felt like the most tense week of my life and I’m feeling a lot lighter and more ar peace after all the crying.

It was quite an intense experience when I went to my oncologist and he almost cried when he first met me because he realized that he treated other members of my family recently (don’t want to get into detail about that). He told me that there’s a possibility I may have to do some chemo to shrink it a bit before surgery but we need more testing before coming up with a treatment plan. He said going straight to surgery has the risk of causing problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line but that depends on the size. Anyway, I was really impressed with how kind and caring and knowledgeable this doctor was and it has put me at ease.

It’s all really difficult brothers but I will beat this and feel very positive today 🙏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47499015)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: Silver frum senate

I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47499019)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: exhilarant iridescent affirmative action space

God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may not know us but you can always come here to vent, and laugh at xo's absurdities to take your mind off things for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47499024)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: translucent vivacious lodge laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47499030)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: impertinent fragrant center rigpig

Lol’d at your moniker tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47499077)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

what was it? are you retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#49545069)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: Bistre maniacal school cafeteria faggot firefighter

Wishing you the best bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47499218)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: provocative bonkers corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47499303)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: Amethyst Orchestra Pit Dopamine

god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47499307)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: grizzly deep bbw lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47499332)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: Mint bateful rehab

be well and get well, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47499574)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: Ruddy galvanic wagecucks institution

Pulling for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47499581)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: orchid slap-happy factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47499904)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: Big Sneaky Criminal

Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47499964)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: Effete Abode

Good luck and godspeed, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47499970)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: Passionate dysfunction

we're all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47500321)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: Diverse Spot National Security Agency

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhYqV17CoQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47500324)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: brindle tripping hominid chad

We here for you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47500366)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: aphrodisiac obsidian church building tank

problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP

Praying for the health of you and all your sphincters, my brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47500440)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: Cerise Boyish Home Boistinker

Lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47500386)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: sensitive to ugliness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#49545077)