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Neighbor drove up to me while walking my dog

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bull headed business firm
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Was it a babby tree?
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Palm tree. Turns out he was mistaken but my wife confessed w...
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Does he think trees in the forest are never peed on and that...
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That's great and all, but why was he walking your dog?
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DESCRIBE ur neighbor
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Response: so? Dogs pee on grass and trees.
Bistre haunted graveyard
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dogs are gross but your neighbor should fuck off
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My wife is still talking to them in Chinese. She brought the...
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180, love this twist.
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"my wife is white, and a sinophile"
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this thread just got like 10 times better
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dog owners in general are insufferable (unless you live in t...
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ti, oc, tcr.
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Nah, fuck you. Dog owners like you have ruined civilization....
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No wonder u don't get laid
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but how was your neighbor driving and walking your dog at th...
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dunno why but really love this thread, has that "only o...
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The whole thread is a work of art
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Date: March 3rd, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: bull headed business firm

To bitch that my dog peed on his tree. My kid was riding her bike next to me and could hear them. I know for a fact my dog didn't pee on his tree so I gave him a chance to correct himself. Asked when was this and he says just now. Paused incredulously for a long second and he didn't waiver so I said "fuck you" and walked away. He goes "what! what!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47459198)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:42 PM
Author: Lascivious maniacal point

Was it a babby tree?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47459639)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: bull headed business firm

Palm tree. Turns out he was mistaken but my wife confessed when she got home (she was at brunch while this happened) that our dog pees on that tree sometimes when she walks him. She went over and apologized and the guy apologized for riding up on me this morning and they laughed about how I was MAF. Looks like we're going to be friends with these idiots now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47459713)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: Lascivious maniacal point

Does he think trees in the forest are never peed on and that they are so delicate that a little pee will kill them? Fuck apologizing to this pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47460281)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:28 PM
Author: Drab big stage



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:20 PM
Author: self-centered citrine therapy casino

That's great and all, but why was he walking your dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47459347)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: Brilliant Travel Guidebook Hall



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: bull headed business firm



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: splenetic fragrant parlour



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: Passionate rigor chapel



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: Drab big stage



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:47 AM
Author: Topaz coffee pot



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: diverse harsh feces



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:21 PM
Author: Chrome Titillating Crackhouse

DESCRIBE ur neighbor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47459353)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: bull headed business firm

Older asian couple that I never spoke to 1 time before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47459728)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: Bistre haunted graveyard

Response: so? Dogs pee on grass and trees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47459643)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring national

dogs are gross but your neighbor should fuck off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47459729)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:04 PM
Author: bull headed business firm

My wife is still talking to them in Chinese. She brought them our last box of pineapple cake from Taiwan. I refuse to go over there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47459736)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: idiotic dilemma knife

To be fair,

“My wife is still talking to them in Chinese”

Lmao well played

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47459743)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:46 PM
Author: dashing reading party



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: Flatulent flushed athletic conference cumskin



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: curious well-lubricated forum



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:51 AM
Author: Topaz coffee pot



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:57 AM
Author: Bateful meetinghouse



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: Electric selfie codepig



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: gaped hell becky

What? How would your wife speak Chinese? That is so fucking random lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47459744)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: Bistre haunted graveyard

180, love this twist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47459857)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: Drab big stage



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: Yapping principal's office persian



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: Buff fortuitous meteor people who are hurt

"my wife is white, and a sinophile"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47461266)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:40 PM
Author: charismatic abode dysfunction



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:05 PM
Author: Odious double fault church

(Mitch McConnell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47460594)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: Bistre haunted graveyard



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: curious well-lubricated forum

this thread just got like 10 times better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47460701)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:02 PM
Author: Sadistic aqua son of senegal theatre

dog owners in general are insufferable (unless you live in the country), but it also seems like the neighbor was out of line. You should sneak out later and pee on his precious tree yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47459735)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:39 PM
Author: Bistre haunted graveyard

ti, oc, tcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47459858)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: hyperactive elastic band

Nah, fuck you. Dog owners like you have ruined civilization.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47459868)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: stubborn adventurous multi-billionaire hospital

Recently I was in line at the local faggy organic grocer and this Boomer woman was upset that I took the last almond milk carton. She glared at me and was like "excuse me but I'm older and disabled and I can't go to another store for this product". I just looked at her for a moment and said "I don't give a shit". She audibly gasped and was just frozen there as I walked away, you could tell she had never been talked to like that, probably married to some ubercuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47459870)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: dashing reading party

I had that happen to me once. The cunt actually grabbed the item out of my cart while I had my back turned. I made a huge scene and she gave it back and sulked away. Fucking boomers man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47459878)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:49 PM
Author: concupiscible spot

i’m lolling thinking about this boomer coming to the very rational conclusion that “no way is this millennial shit going to make a bombastic orgy of self-righteousness SCENE to the mortification of everyone involved in any capacity over a carton of MILK” but then it turns out she stole it from—of all fucking people— tsinah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47460279)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: hyperactive elastic band



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:30 PM
Author: Drab big stage



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: Ultramarine Hairraiser Bawdyhouse Filthpig



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: curious well-lubricated forum



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:51 AM
Author: Topaz coffee pot



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: slap-happy fuchsia community account parlor



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:08 AM
Author: diverse harsh feces



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: hyperactive elastic band



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:53 PM
Author: hateful turquoise boistinker jap

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47460284)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: mind-boggling garnet famous landscape painting site

You owe us an explanation as to why you’re buying almond milk. That’s the faggiest part of the post by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47460463)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: hyperactive elastic band



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: stubborn adventurous multi-billionaire hospital

I use it to make spinach smoothies and shit like that. It’s for my Health or something iirc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47460473)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Generalized Bond Menage

No wonder u don't get laid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47460957)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:31 PM
Author: heady bronze station

but how was your neighbor driving and walking your dog at the same time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47460522)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:38 AM
Author: Mewling foreskin

I only let my dogs pee on street signs snd fire hydrants in people’s yards but there is one anti-Canite faggot in my neighborhood who puts a dainty foot high dog barrier fence up. He’s on a corner so has a few signs in his just on the street side of his fence. I make sure the dog deposits a healthy load on each every walk. He’s a gardener so usually is sitting there seething and I just laugh at him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47460950)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:46 AM
Author: Bateful meetinghouse

dunno why but really love this thread, has that "only on XO" vibe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47461201)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: slap-happy fuchsia community account parlor

The whole thread is a work of art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47461213)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: diverse harsh feces

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47461258)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: Bistre haunted graveyard

Amazing thread that started as mundane but to incredibly XOish twists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47461966)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:04 PM
Author: curious well-lubricated forum



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