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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: Duck-like hairraiser forum

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ago because your social credit score dropped below 500 after you misgendered someone at the grocery store. She couldn't deal with the shame.

8:30 AM: After getting dressed you head to the kitchen and start making yourself breakfast. You instinctively beckon "kids, get up, time for school," before stopping yourself. The government took them last week. Your son told his radically inclusive teacher, Mrx. Sunburst, that he identified as a girl (he finally cracked under the peer pressure) and that his dad would be mad. Per President Newsom's new "Protect Our Youth" law, they were swiftly removed from your custody and taken to a state run communal dorm for trans kids.

You choke back tears and remain composed when you remember that any display of anger would trigger Alexa to further reduce your social score.

8:50 AM: You get in your car to head to work. Combustion engines have been banned and Tesla was shut down by state for subversive thought, so you take your shitty Prius.

10:00 AM: You're brought to a conference room at work and told that you won't be promoted until you improve your social score. The easiest way to do this is to increase your monthly tithe to the National Reparations Fund. You up it to 15%.

12:30 PM: You decide to walk around the block to get lunch but you're mugged. This has become a common occurence after President Newsom instituted a nationwide ban on prosecuting low level street crimes. In the scuffle, you push the mugger. A police officer runs to the scene and issues you a $500 ticket for vigilantism.

5:45 PM: You drive home to your empty house and make dinner. Meat protein is subject to a 50% tax, and given your 60% effective income tax rate and 15% tithe to the National Reparations Fund, you instead eat a bowl of fried cockroaches.

10:00 PM: You fall asleep and dream of dying.

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:37 PM
Author: Irate alcoholic tanning salon

I live like this now

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: Vermilion state



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac drab bbw stage

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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:47 PM
Author: thriller newt



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:08 PM
Author: histrionic chartreuse shrine



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Juan Eighty



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: cruel-hearted legend pocket flask

loling that you actually wrote all that out and thought it was a good use of your time

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: navy beady-eyed idea he suggested

This will be bumped countless times when he announces his Presidential run in the next decade

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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Primrose electric yarmulke property



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: Duck-like hairraiser forum

*in the next week

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: nofapping tripping range doctorate



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: onyx twinkling uncleanness

libs maf!

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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:32 PM
Author: 180 red resort



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Date: July 20th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: Effete rose lodge quadroon



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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:02 PM
Author: Thirsty Den

Unfortunately you must not know how this places works. This is outlandish fiction. Treasonous thought. Tongue in cheek? Prophecy? Come back and see. When I read this tread. Full of dread. Knowing the first time would be the first of fifty. (Hello to me at #48!). This will be true. He is the scriptwriter.

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:40 PM
Author: Primrose electric yarmulke property

3:00 AM: An illegally flexible Newsom slides into the crack in your doorframe and stands over your sleeping carcass with a look of an emperor's bemusement, peppered with a divine pity not known to the world of men since the days of the true saints. His prehensile tongue flickers out and caresses the sweaty pores on your face briefly, before his cartilaginous skeleton flattens in on itself and exits through the window. You have been marked. You are chosen. Deep in your slumber, you dream of a crimson wind scattering over an blasted land of ash and smoke. Thousands cheer your name as you sail down a river of blood, at the helm of a Persian pleasure barge decadent enough to make Cyrus the Great blush. You awake briefly and feel something has changed. You return to sleep, and the next day begins anew.

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: stimulating hyperactive deer antler stain



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: onyx twinkling uncleanness



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: Cream famous landscape painting



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:45 PM
Author: navy beady-eyed idea he suggested



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Sexy cracking french chef



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:48 PM
Author: Turquoise Mildly Autistic Organic Girlfriend

NM is back

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: nofapping tripping range doctorate

God I hope so

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: Duck-like hairraiser forum

His love is with us always, brother.

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: Primrose electric yarmulke property

He poasted yesterday iirc

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Swashbuckling garrison generalized bond



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:54 PM
Author: Duck-like hairraiser forum



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: carmine station



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:37 PM
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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:07 PM
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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
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Date: February 4th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Primrose electric yarmulke property



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: political and religious prisoner



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: gibberish (?)

Wow

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: onyx twinkling uncleanness



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Cream famous landscape painting

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Turquoise Mildly Autistic Organic Girlfriend



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:40 PM
Author: motley bearded address personal credit line

Pics?

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Turquoise Mildly Autistic Organic Girlfriend



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:20 PM
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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
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Date: July 19th, 2024 2:45 PM
Author: Boyish Copper Faggotry



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Disturbing private investor



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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:46 PM
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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: Honey-headed judgmental space legal warrant

Lmao. Do you make Wojak YouTube vids in your spare time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2)#47867866)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: Primrose electric yarmulke property

OP is the terrorist pumping out those wojak with fat chick .jpgs

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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:12 PM
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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:42 PM
Author: motley bearded address personal credit line

4:50 P.M. you change your work computer wallpaper to a picture of a shirtless Newsome reenacting the Kirk Cousins "You Like That" complete with chains and surrounding muscled Blacks after hearing a rumor it can improve your Social Credit Score.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2)#47868540)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:20 PM
Author: stimulating hyperactive deer antler stain

convenient, what with me already planning to do that for unrelated reasons and all

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Date: July 20th, 2024 9:42 AM
Author: Duck-like hairraiser forum



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Date: July 20th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: Primrose electric yarmulke property



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: Duck-like hairraiser forum



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