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Was Doobs a real person?

Or is he just a mythical figure?
Beady-eyed cordovan personal credit line candlestick maker
  10/06/24
(doobs)
Exhilarant self-centered business firm
  10/07/24
It was all true
adulterous range
  10/06/24
...
Electric mewling center
  10/07/24
...
Laughsome institution depressive
  10/07/24
Lord Halford, the HellRoom, the Ginger Pisswyrm
misanthropic filthpig native
  10/10/24
I am a Doobs alt
Puce Base Sandwich
  10/06/24
Yep. An actual law student, he later became a DA assistant i...
Appetizing den fortuitous meteor
  10/07/24
Lmao he was shot? Details pls.
Up-to-no-good Citrine Temple Trump Supporter
  10/07/24
There were some online news articles. It was a few years ag...
walnut curious gay wizard
  10/07/24
That shit was hilarious when it happened the bort exploded
Multi-colored Fishy International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/07/24
it was incredible
walnut curious gay wizard
  10/07/24
did doobs survive? he's got a common af name and I can't fin...
Electric mewling center
  10/07/24
he survived fine but yeah I suspect he has purposefully tri...
walnut curious gay wizard
  10/07/24
lmfao at him getting shot by some methhead in anchorage LMFA...
Electric mewling center
  10/07/24
...
walnut curious gay wizard
  10/07/24
Already poasted below
adulterous range
  10/07/24
he wouldn't stop talking shit about the zetas, but that migh...
stubborn tan main people
  10/07/24
the funniest part was that in the original news story the sh...
nubile salmon hall
  10/07/24
Lol beat me to it
adulterous range
  10/07/24
Yep I can confirm. There is absolutely nothing on him online...
Appetizing den fortuitous meteor
  10/07/24
https://www.adn.com/alaska-news/crime-courts/2020/08/03/eagl...
supple vermilion french chef
  10/07/24
Says nothing about Doobs though
Appetizing den fortuitous meteor
  10/07/24
His name was in the original story
adulterous range
  10/07/24
i think he contacted every publisher and got it removed, rep...
supple vermilion french chef
  10/07/24
It really is impressive. He could probably make a living sel...
adulterous range
  10/07/24
He masked his identity like he unmasked ours.
Appetizing den fortuitous meteor
  10/07/24
What is fucking hilarious is that is exactly what the other ...
Cruel-hearted Sweet Tailpipe
  10/07/24
i wonder if doobs got his shit scraped from the internet or ...
Fear-inspiring corner selfie
  10/07/24
I could be wrong about this but I think the lack of info abo...
Cruel-hearted Sweet Tailpipe
  10/07/24
yeah, it's impossible to know for sure. but i could see doob...
Fear-inspiring corner selfie
  10/07/24
Your timeline is way off, Doobs was posting well into the mi...
Cruel-hearted Sweet Tailpipe
  10/07/24
Someone used to have like a blogspot website about him and a...
Appetizing den fortuitous meteor
  10/07/24
https://casetext.com/case/wilson-v-state-592670
adventurous parlor cumskin
  10/07/24
Lol. Good mam. Thanks for finding that.
Appetizing den fortuitous meteor
  10/07/24
Doobs was a posting collective that stood for Disturbed Obse...
Glittery Crawly Indian Lodge Place Of Business
  10/07/24
Wrong
Appetizing den fortuitous meteor
  10/07/24
...
Bronze histrionic party of the first part
  10/07/24
I met him once. He seemed like a good dood to me.
smoky painfully honest tanning salon
  10/07/24
he was a good dood per my chats with him off bort, was going...
Electric mewling center
  10/07/24
(Two guys trying to get off the spreadsheet)
Multi-colored Fishy International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/07/24
...
Electric mewling center
  10/07/24
...
Puce Base Sandwich
  10/07/24
pretending to be a woman on xo. poasting the red pecker. sta...
stubborn tan main people
  10/07/24
Estrada also pretended to be a woman on XO. There was a lot ...
aromatic cowardly nursing home half-breed
  10/07/24
It's different when we did it
Multi-colored Fishy International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/07/24
estrada, really? i can't remember that at all. anything nota...
stubborn tan main people
  10/07/24
I missed out on the glory days of having the privilege of sl...
Electric mewling center
  10/07/24
You take your life / heart in your hands and put it in hers ...
aromatic cowardly nursing home half-breed
  10/07/24
a ton of people pretended to be women on xo
Puce Base Sandwich
  10/07/24
alia was 100% actually a woman and i will die on this hill
stubborn tan main people
  10/07/24
...
Electric mewling center
  10/07/24
What's crazy is that there was a different guy with the same...
aromatic cowardly nursing home half-breed
  10/07/24
the other guy wasn't a a ginger though, that's what gave doo...
Electric mewling center
  10/07/24
...
Multi-colored Fishy International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/07/24
The other attorney with his name had to literally become an ...
Sapphire Passionate Boltzmann
  10/07/24
i really liek it here
Puce Base Sandwich
  10/07/24
...
Multi-colored Fishy International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/07/24
u gotta do what u gotta do to protect ur family from the Zet...
twinkling brunch hissy fit
  10/07/24
...
Fear-inspiring corner selfie
  10/07/24
...
disturbing fanboi
  11/19/24
I don't even think he was actually a CPA
Geriatric hairraiser theatre faggot firefighter
  10/07/24
He's now a "legal writing specialist" at a public ...
Concupiscible insecure jew affirmative action
  10/07/24
Pretty weird that you know this
infuriating sinister friendly grandma
  10/07/24
sup Andrew
Concupiscible insecure jew affirmative action
  10/07/24
lol, is that some non-attorney position?
supple vermilion french chef
  10/07/24
Correct. It's for the people who suck in court.
Titillating Hideous Goyim Forum
  10/07/24
Title: The Curious Case of Danny Dooberstein Once upon a ...
Brindle internal respiration chad
  10/07/24
...
Lascivious gaping
  10/07/24
Danny Dooberstein - a lawyer who dared to be different
walnut curious gay wizard
  10/07/24
A twink gone rogue
misanthropic filthpig native
  10/07/24
...
Brindle internal respiration chad
  10/07/24
He’s arguably the most consequential poster in XO hist...
bespoke chapel
  10/07/24
halford was the most consequential poaster in xo history ...
Puce Base Sandwich
  10/07/24
And Johnsmeyer?
Brindle internal respiration chad
  10/07/24
i consider halford & johnsmeyer to be the two GOATs of x...
Puce Base Sandwich
  10/07/24
Historically important but did not have the bort-altering im...
bespoke chapel
  10/07/24
c12
Fear-inspiring corner selfie
  10/07/24
he also passed the february bar exam, read into that as you ...
supple vermilion french chef
  10/07/24
Ie he still married to a woman from Russia who regularly cuc...
sooty goal in life
  10/07/24
Yeah, she was banging the tutu-fueled neighbor. He almost dr...
misanthropic filthpig native
  10/07/24
Holy shit really?
sooty goal in life
  10/07/24
confirmed
misanthropic filthpig native
  10/07/24
If he were not real it would be necessary to invent him
Razzle self-absorbed private investor office
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nubile salmon hall
  10/07/24
...
Fear-inspiring corner selfie
  10/07/24
say what u will about doobs but he made his dream of working...
Fiercely-loyal shrine idiot
  10/07/24
he would gchat me every time i logged onto my throwaway and ...
Fear-inspiring corner selfie
  10/07/24
they need to be open sourced for xo archaeologists
Razzle self-absorbed private investor office
  10/07/24
sadly google seems to have erased gchats that old (very rece...
Fear-inspiring corner selfie
  10/07/24
loooooollll
Razzle self-absorbed private investor office
  10/07/24
she put two bottle caps in my chest pocket tp
slate coldplay fan masturbator
  10/07/24
She talked about her private areas and she used descriptive ...
Concupiscible insecure jew affirmative action
  10/07/24
is that why you shot him?
excitant offensive headpube
  10/07/24
lol what kind of sad loser do you have to be to do all this ...
Up-to-no-good Citrine Temple Trump Supporter
  10/07/24
doobs: somehow got married, got shot, reproduced sexually ...
twinkling brunch hissy fit
  10/07/24
Doobs is real, and he's spectacular
slate coldplay fan masturbator
  10/07/24
Heh.
Mahogany pit ladyboy
  10/07/24
and a real human diaper
twinkling brunch hissy fit
  10/07/24
...
Pearl Stirring Orchestra Pit
  11/19/24
There’s a little doobs in every long time poster
stimulating rusted pocket flask juggernaut
  10/07/24
...
twinkling brunch hissy fit
  10/07/24
Does anyone know what happened to Todd D. in the criminal ca...
Cruel-hearted Sweet Tailpipe
  10/07/24
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Mind-boggling Ocher Tattoo Legend
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Date: October 6th, 2024 11:53 PM
Author: Beady-eyed cordovan personal credit line candlestick maker

Or is he just a mythical figure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48171332)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:22 PM
Author: Exhilarant self-centered business firm

(doobs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48173016)



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Date: October 6th, 2024 11:58 PM
Author: adulterous range

It was all true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48171352)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Electric mewling center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48171401)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: Laughsome institution depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48171404)



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Date: October 10th, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: misanthropic filthpig native

Lord Halford, the HellRoom, the Ginger Pisswyrm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48183468)



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Date: October 6th, 2024 11:59 PM
Author: Puce Base Sandwich

I am a Doobs alt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48171356)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:01 AM
Author: Appetizing den fortuitous meteor

Yep. An actual law student, he later became a DA assistant in Alaska and was actually shot.

I joined just after he left but yea I remember there was real hysteria at that time because the guy was using peoples' details to figure out who they were and then harassing them offline. People were paranoid of him back in like 2010 when I joined.

I know his real name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48171361)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Citrine Temple Trump Supporter

Lmao he was shot? Details pls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48171379)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: walnut curious gay wizard

There were some online news articles. It was a few years ago. Seems that Doobs's neighbor in their Anchorage suburb was a major methhead and had some kind of paranoid outburst and started shooting around his house. Doobs got shot lying in bed in his own house.

Somehow all of those articles seem to no longer be online.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48171398)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: Multi-colored Fishy International Law Enforcement Agency

That shit was hilarious when it happened the bort exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48171405)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:17 AM
Author: walnut curious gay wizard

it was incredible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48171432)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: Electric mewling center

did doobs survive? he's got a common af name and I can't find jack shit about him online anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48171406)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: walnut curious gay wizard

he survived fine

but yeah I suspect he has purposefully tried to remove his online presence



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48171431)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:17 AM
Author: Electric mewling center

lmfao at him getting shot by some methhead in anchorage LMFAO , oh doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48171438)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: walnut curious gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48171444)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:12 PM
Author: adulterous range

Already poasted below

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48173230)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:12 AM
Author: stubborn tan main people

he wouldn't stop talking shit about the zetas, but that might've been unrelated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48171414)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: nubile salmon hall

the funniest part was that in the original news story the shooter claimed doobs was shining a light in his house to look at him and that’s why he shot him.

he may have been paranoid and on meth but there’s a high likelihood doobs actually was trying to look in the guy’s house a bunch and he just got sick of the stalking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48172364)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:13 PM
Author: adulterous range

Lol beat me to it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48173233)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: Appetizing den fortuitous meteor

Yep I can confirm. There is absolutely nothing on him online anymore. Really incredible. The guy was the best in the world at finding who you are, and finding you. But also the best opsec apparently and got his shit wiped from the www.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48172417)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 10:45 AM
Author: supple vermilion french chef

https://www.adn.com/alaska-news/crime-courts/2020/08/03/eagle-river-man-says-he-was-high-on-meth-when-he-shot-up-neighborhood-charges-say/#:~:text=Todd%20Driskill,%2057,%20fired%20at%20officers%20as

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48172449)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:15 PM
Author: Appetizing den fortuitous meteor

Says nothing about Doobs though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48172976)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: adulterous range

His name was in the original story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48173244)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: supple vermilion french chef

i think he contacted every publisher and got it removed, reputation defender style

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48173277)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:30 PM
Author: adulterous range

It really is impressive. He could probably make a living selling however he scrubbed literally everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48173331)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 2:06 PM
Author: Appetizing den fortuitous meteor

He masked his identity like he unmasked ours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48173497)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 4:26 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Sweet Tailpipe

What is fucking hilarious is that is exactly what the other attorney who shares the same name as Doobs has specialized his legal practice in. This is no doubt in large part due to Doobs' actions polluting the search results for that name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48174186)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 4:52 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring corner selfie

i wonder if doobs got his shit scraped from the internet or if it was all the other guy. seems like doobs may have lucked out that the only other attorney with his name not only is around the age to make the stuff about doobs plausibly about him, but also motivated and talented enough to get that shit scrubbed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48174305)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 5:01 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Sweet Tailpipe

I could be wrong about this but I think the lack of info about the shooting incident wasn't due to some concerted effort to scrub info from the internet

IIRC there was just one outlet that named Doobs as the victim, and that outlet subsequently went through some sort of reorganization on their website and got rid of all their old stories

There's a general tendency to not name crime victims in the press in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48174360)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 5:05 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring corner selfie

yeah, it's impossible to know for sure. but i could see doobs calling the paper and asking him to remove his name, but not having a hand in removing all this other shit, as well.

there used to be a MASSIVE amount of doobs shit if you googled his name. i'm surprised anyone got rid of it. it seems more likely it's the guy that made getting this shit off the internet his career rather than our ole pal doobs, whose opsec and legal acumen was never stellar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48174396)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:08 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Sweet Tailpipe

Your timeline is way off, Doobs was posting well into the mid 2010s

The "Heh, she likes to fuck" poast dates to 2013 and he stuck around a lot longer after that

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2217254&forum_id=2#22907429

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48171564)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: Appetizing den fortuitous meteor

Someone used to have like a blogspot website about him and all his stalking endeavors. It's not online anymore either, I think?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48172419)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:33 PM
Author: adventurous parlor cumskin

https://casetext.com/case/wilson-v-state-592670

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48173339)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 2:07 PM
Author: Appetizing den fortuitous meteor

Lol. Good mam. Thanks for finding that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48173502)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:02 AM
Author: Glittery Crawly Indian Lodge Place Of Business

Doobs was a posting collective that stood for Disturbed Obsessed Online Betrayer of Secrets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48171367)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:03 AM
Author: Appetizing den fortuitous meteor

Wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48171370)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: Bronze histrionic party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48171567)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: smoky painfully honest tanning salon

I met him once. He seemed like a good dood to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48171381)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:12 AM
Author: Electric mewling center

he was a good dood per my chats with him off bort, was going to hang with him once but plans fell through on my end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48171411)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: Multi-colored Fishy International Law Enforcement Agency

(Two guys trying to get off the spreadsheet)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48171417)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Electric mewling center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48171420)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: Puce Base Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48171429)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:12 AM
Author: stubborn tan main people

pretending to be a woman on xo. poasting the red pecker. stalking poasters and negotiating backroom deals for twist pics. it was all real. all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48171408)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: aromatic cowardly nursing home half-breed

Estrada also pretended to be a woman on XO. There was a lot of that actually. I'll even say too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48171421)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Multi-colored Fishy International Law Enforcement Agency

It's different when we did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48171424)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: stubborn tan main people

estrada, really? i can't remember that at all. anything notable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48171442)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: Electric mewling center

I missed out on the glory days of having the privilege of sleeping with fem poasters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48171443)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: aromatic cowardly nursing home half-breed

You take your life / heart in your hands and put it in hers brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48171476)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Puce Base Sandwich

a ton of people pretended to be women on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48171445)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: stubborn tan main people

alia was 100% actually a woman and i will die on this hill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48171446)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Electric mewling center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48171422)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: aromatic cowardly nursing home half-breed

What's crazy is that there was a different guy with the same name who was a law student at around the same time who I think started using his middle name to distinguish himself or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48171416)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Electric mewling center

the other guy wasn't a a ginger though, that's what gave doobs away and his bright red pisswrwm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48171426)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 8:59 AM
Author: Multi-colored Fishy International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48172039)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 9:43 AM
Author: Sapphire Passionate Boltzmann

The other attorney with his name had to literally become an internet defamation specialist bc of the name issue. It’s his main practice now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48172231)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: Puce Base Sandwich

i really liek it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48172232)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 9:49 AM
Author: Multi-colored Fishy International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48172255)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: twinkling brunch hissy fit

u gotta do what u gotta do to protect ur family from the Zetas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48172263)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring corner selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48172942)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 7:18 PM
Author: disturbing fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48357861)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Geriatric hairraiser theatre faggot firefighter

I don't even think he was actually a CPA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48171427)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:14 AM
Author: Concupiscible insecure jew affirmative action

He's now a "legal writing specialist" at a public defender's office in Oklahoma, lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48171571)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 7:23 AM
Author: infuriating sinister friendly grandma

Pretty weird that you know this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48171888)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 10:34 AM
Author: Concupiscible insecure jew affirmative action

sup Andrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48172413)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 7:26 AM
Author: supple vermilion french chef

lol, is that some non-attorney position?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48171889)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: Titillating Hideous Goyim Forum

Correct. It's for the people who suck in court.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48172695)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:18 AM
Author: Brindle internal respiration chad

Title: The Curious Case of Danny Dooberstein

Once upon a time in the vast and rugged expanse of Alaska, there was a young lawyer named Andrew Stebbins. Known for his impeccable suits and razor-sharp intellect, Andrew had graduated from Indiana University Law School after honing his skills at SUNY Buffalo. He worked at a small but respected law firm in Anchorage, where the isolation of the state often compounded the pressures of the legal profession.

But beneath the polished exterior, Andrew felt a gnawing sense of dissatisfaction. The legal world in Alaska was challenging, and despite his successes, he craved attention beyond the courtroom. In a moment of impulsive creativity, Andrew created an online persona: Danny Dooberstein, a quirky and outspoken lawyer who was unapologetically feminine.

Danny quickly became a sensation on various internet forums, known for his humorous takes on legal jargon and satirical posts about the profession. But as his online popularity grew, so did his outlandish antics. One fateful night, fueled by too much coffee and an impulsive streak, Andrew posted an image meant to be provocative—a picture of his reddened penis—alongside a post criticizing the toxic masculinity prevalent in the legal world.

The internet reacted predictably. While some were amused, others were horrified. But in a twist of fate, the picture ended up on a notorious racist message board frequented by disgruntled lawyers who reveled in mocking anyone who dared to step outside their rigid norms. The post about Danny Dooberstein quickly spiraled into a meme, with users sharing it widely and crafting all sorts of parodies.

“Look at this ‘lawyer,’” one user wrote. “Clearly he has a case of the red flags!” Another chimed in, “What’s next, a legal brief written in lipstick?” The comments turned into a cruel comedy show, and before long, Andrew became the laughingstock of the very profession he aspired to excel in.

Days turned into weeks, and the humiliation reached a fever pitch. Andrew couldn’t show his face at the law firm without being met with snickers and knowing glances. Colleagues who once respected him now looked at him with a mix of pity and amusement. His attempts to explain himself only made matters worse, and soon he was known as “Danny Dooberstein” not just online but in the real world too.

Feeling the weight of embarrassment, Andrew retreated from the law firm and the online world. He spent long nights reflecting on his decisions, replaying the moment he hit "post" on that fateful picture. It was a time for self-discovery, and as he sat alone in his small apartment, he began to explore what it truly meant to be authentic.

Gradually, Andrew decided to reclaim his narrative. He crafted a blog titled “Beyond the Law,” where he discussed mental health, the pressures of the legal profession, and the importance of being true to oneself. He shared his experience openly, revealing the struggles behind his online persona and the mistakes that led to his downfall.

Surprisingly, the blog resonated with many. Lawyers from various backgrounds across the state reached out, sharing their own tales of insecurity and the longing for acceptance in a judgmental world. The support he received became a balm for his wounded pride. Andrew learned that vulnerability could forge connections far deeper than the superficial admiration he had sought as Danny Dooberstein.

Months later, Andrew was invited to speak at a legal conference in Juneau. With trepidation, he took the stage and shared his story. As he spoke about the absurdity of his past antics and the importance of authenticity, the audience listened intently. By the end of his speech, he received a standing ovation, not for his former exploits, but for his courage to embrace his flaws and learn from them.

In the end, Andrew Stebbins transformed from a figure of ridicule into an advocate for change within the Alaskan legal community. Though the specter of Danny Dooberstein lingered, he learned to own it—not as a source of shame, but as a chapter in his journey towards genuine self-acceptance. And perhaps, just perhaps, the legal world in Alaska could learn a thing or two from a lawyer who dared to be different.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48171579)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 8:40 AM
Author: Lascivious gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48171984)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 8:42 AM
Author: walnut curious gay wizard

Danny Dooberstein - a lawyer who dared to be different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48171990)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 9:08 AM
Author: misanthropic filthpig native

A twink gone rogue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48172065)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: Brindle internal respiration chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48174022)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 7:06 AM
Author: bespoke chapel

He’s arguably the most consequential poster in XO history alongside NYCFan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48171877)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: Puce Base Sandwich

halford was the most consequential poaster in xo history



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48172166)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: Brindle internal respiration chad

And Johnsmeyer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48172246)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 9:48 AM
Author: Puce Base Sandwich

i consider halford & johnsmeyer to be the two GOATs of xoxo. you could make a reasonable argument for either of them to be the most consequential/important/best poaster of all time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48172252)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 10:34 AM
Author: bespoke chapel

Historically important but did not have the bort-altering impact Doobs did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48172414)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring corner selfie

c12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48172945)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 7:16 AM
Author: supple vermilion french chef

he also passed the february bar exam, read into that as you wish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48171885)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: sooty goal in life

Ie he still married to a woman from Russia who regularly cucks him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48172091)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 9:14 AM
Author: misanthropic filthpig native

Yeah, she was banging the tutu-fueled neighbor. He almost driskilled Doobs while firing his gun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48172095)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: sooty goal in life

Holy shit really?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48172164)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 9:45 AM
Author: misanthropic filthpig native

confirmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48172237)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: Razzle self-absorbed private investor office

If he were not real it would be necessary to invent him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48172418)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 10:49 AM
Author: nubile salmon hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48172456)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:09 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring corner selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48172947)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal shrine idiot

say what u will about doobs but he made his dream of working on 5th ave come true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48172423)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring corner selfie

he would gchat me every time i logged onto my throwaway and i was not a very notable poaster in the golden era. i can't imagine the flood of doobsian gchats the megapoasters of the time were subjected to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48173170)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: Razzle self-absorbed private investor office

they need to be open sourced for xo archaeologists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48173185)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:09 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring corner selfie

sadly google seems to have erased gchats that old (very recently i believe, and i wish i had archived them heh). but i do have this one email that i've only partially redacted so those in the know can verify it's authenticity.

i have no idea why he sent this to me specifically and i didn't respond to it. in fact, i only noticed it in my inbox years later.

[DELETED]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48173215)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:11 PM
Author: Razzle self-absorbed private investor office

loooooollll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48173227)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:32 PM
Author: slate coldplay fan masturbator

she put two bottle caps in my chest pocket tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48173336)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:43 PM
Author: Concupiscible insecure jew affirmative action

She talked about her private areas and she used descriptive language. Heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48173378)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: excitant offensive headpube

is that why you shot him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48174490)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Citrine Temple Trump Supporter

lol what kind of sad loser do you have to be to do all this shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48174677)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: twinkling brunch hissy fit

doobs: somehow got married, got shot, reproduced sexually

we: poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48174720)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: slate coldplay fan masturbator

Doobs is real, and he's spectacular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48173322)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: Mahogany pit ladyboy

Heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48173415)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 2:00 PM
Author: twinkling brunch hissy fit

and a real human diaper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48173463)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 7:38 PM
Author: Pearl Stirring Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48357929)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 6:01 PM
Author: stimulating rusted pocket flask juggernaut

There’s a little doobs in every long time poster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48174724)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 6:04 PM
Author: twinkling brunch hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48174743)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 6:16 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Sweet Tailpipe

Does anyone know what happened to Todd D. in the criminal case? It languished in the courts for years and I think it finally got resolved a year or so ago but the Alaska court records website is a real piece of shit and doesn't actually say what happened to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48174804)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 11:36 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Ocher Tattoo Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48175808)



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Date: October 10th, 2024 8:42 AM
Author: Beady-eyed cordovan personal credit line candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#48183377)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: fart nigger (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2)#49665432)