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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:24 AM Author: fear-inspiring saffron circlehead juggernaut Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church which I thought was degenerate because I’m Roman Catholic. The MC was basically making jokes at this makeshift “church” they had with white chairs set up in the same area as the reception.
The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact I can make him bleed out of his ass if I ever got into an MMA ring with him.
She was 29 when she met him and is 34 now with a birth control softball player body.
The fuckin MC was basically announcing the wedding like it was a hockey game then started to turn it back into a romantic wedding with traditional wedding music when she walked down the aisle.
I chugged three of those little black boxes of red wine at this point so as she was walking down the aisle I grabbed the mic from the MC and pushed him away.
I always said to my wife this cousin of hers looks like a horse with her fuckin square birth control body so when I grabbed the mic I said “Galloping down the aisle! Hard! Direct (made a hand gesture)! She’s square! She has no ass! Square! Direct! Galloping down the aisle!”
While I was doing this everyone was gasping and the dad walked over like he was going to hit me be thought better of it. The security for the venue took three guys to get me down. They called the cops but the cops said this isn’t really a crime what i did so everyone just asked me to leave.
Wife still crying but 180 she left with me. She’s a ride or die bitch. |
Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: lime property cousin on her moms side or dads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424335) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: fear-inspiring saffron circlehead juggernaut Dads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424337) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM Author: rambunctious coiffed rehab nowag which dad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424343) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:52 AM Author: aromatic sadistic boltzmann address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424488) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:38 PM Author: soul-stirring hunting ground indian lodge A) Good question;
B) Did that moniker come from you days at the Red Dragon Inn in RhyDin? |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM Author: excitant bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424993) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:53 PM Author: Silver Sickened Incel Jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48425776) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 AM Author: Fiercely-loyal talking ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48427267) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:34 PM Author: Canary supple background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48429289) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: cracking chartreuse goal in life french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424336) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:26 AM Author: cracking chartreuse goal in life french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424338) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM Author: rambunctious coiffed rehab nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424342) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:43 AM Author: odious principal's office LMFAO
truly 180 |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:06 AM Author: fear-inspiring saffron circlehead juggernaut This. And when I got home I played “Zombies” that cranberry song perfectly on my kid’s toy piano and I never played it before. I had two more black boxes on the ride and when I got home I was ranting about how good I was at piano and my wife pointed out it’s a player piano so it’s automatic. We were both hysterically laughing at my stupidity, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424364) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:43 AM Author: odious principal's office 180 night
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:47 AM Author: fear-inspiring saffron circlehead juggernaut One for the books lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424395) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM Author: cracking chartreuse goal in life french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48428555) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:59 PM Author: provocative gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48428586) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:50 AM Author: hairraiser shimmering den persian Ok but why stop drinking (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424351) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:11 PM Author: beady-eyed partner turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48428657) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:55 AM Author: contagious cream doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424357) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:21 AM Author: Swollen liquid oxygen native Going to need the Heights of all involved before judging this poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424372) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:50 AM Author: fear-inspiring saffron circlehead juggernaut That’s the best part. I spend every free second of my day training and lifting. If he’s taller why didn’t he step to me when I disrespected his wife? Her lazy dad too. Because they know they had no shot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424399) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:09 AM Author: Swollen liquid oxygen native Lmao lil breh he doesn't think about you at all -- worrying about "stepping to" is for Short Men. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424425) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM Author: fear-inspiring saffron circlehead juggernaut Lmao guess you win bro lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424433) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM Author: Swollen liquid oxygen native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424451) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM Author: Elite Chapel They had to call some REAL MEN to come and regulate lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424454) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:11 AM Author: Chrome Abusive Athletic Conference Sanctuary Johnny my boy, why are you pumo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424429) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM Author: fear-inspiring saffron circlehead juggernaut Not me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424432) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:51 AM Author: carmine kitty The "wedding" wasn't at a church? You did nothing wrong. If they thought that their ceremony was so important maybe they should have bothered to sacralize it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424487) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:23 PM Author: Pearly Boyish Market "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:27 PM Author: Outnumbered Comical Pocket Flask 34 year old "bride"? Birth control body? Not in a church?
Doesn't sound like you were at a wedding at all, champ. |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:47 PM Author: fear-inspiring saffron circlehead juggernaut Is that supposed to insult me? As if I give a shit about the bride? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48425746) |
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