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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:24 AM Author: Exciting violet blood rage meetinghouse Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church which I thought was degenerate because I’m Roman Catholic. The MC was basically making jokes at this makeshift “church” they had with white chairs set up in the same area as the reception.
The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact I can make him bleed out of his ass if I ever got into an MMA ring with him.
She was 29 when she met him and is 34 now with a birth control softball player body.
The fuckin MC was basically announcing the wedding like it was a hockey game then started to turn it back into a romantic wedding with traditional wedding music when she walked down the aisle.
I chugged three of those little black boxes of red wine at this point so as she was walking down the aisle I grabbed the mic from the MC and pushed him away.
I always said to my wife this cousin of hers looks like a horse with her fuckin square birth control body so when I grabbed the mic I said “Galloping down the aisle! Hard! Direct (made a hand gesture)! She’s square! She has no ass! Square! Direct! Galloping down the aisle!”
While I was doing this everyone was gasping and the dad walked over like he was going to hit me be thought better of it. The security for the venue took three guys to get me down. They called the cops but the cops said this isn’t really a crime what i did so everyone just asked me to leave.
Wife still crying but 180 she left with me. She’s a ride or die bitch. |
Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: heady copper national cousin on her moms side or dads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424335) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: Exciting violet blood rage meetinghouse Dads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424337) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:52 AM Author: comical base crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424488) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:38 PM Author: Contagious sanctuary A) Good question;
B) Did that moniker come from you days at the Red Dragon Inn in RhyDin? |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM Author: coiffed razzmatazz dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424993) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:53 PM Author: Chest-beating talented chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48425776) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 AM Author: racy well-lubricated scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48427267) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:34 PM Author: 180 ultramarine dilemma shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48429289) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: Charcoal diverse site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424336) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:26 AM Author: Charcoal diverse site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424338) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM Author: Flickering charismatic lodge voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424342) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:43 AM Author: Opaque church building ceo LMFAO
truly 180 |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:06 AM Author: Exciting violet blood rage meetinghouse This. And when I got home I played “Zombies” that cranberry song perfectly on my kid’s toy piano and I never played it before. I had two more black boxes on the ride and when I got home I was ranting about how good I was at piano and my wife pointed out it’s a player piano so it’s automatic. We were both hysterically laughing at my stupidity, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424364) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:43 AM Author: Opaque church building ceo 180 night
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:47 AM Author: Exciting violet blood rage meetinghouse One for the books lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424395) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:50 AM Author: Angry Church Kitty Ok but why stop drinking (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424351) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:55 PM Author: ruddy curious public bath ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424912) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:27 PM Author: Self-absorbed Aquamarine Friendly Grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424984) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM Author: Startled mewling telephone brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48425757) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:11 PM Author: swashbuckling cordovan place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48428657) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:55 AM Author: idiotic windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424357) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:21 AM Author: Cobalt Whorehouse Going to need the Heights of all involved before judging this poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424372) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:50 AM Author: Exciting violet blood rage meetinghouse That’s the best part. I spend every free second of my day training and lifting. If he’s taller why didn’t he step to me when I disrespected his wife? Her lazy dad too. Because they know they had no shot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424399) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:09 AM Author: Cobalt Whorehouse Lmao lil breh he doesn't think about you at all -- worrying about "stepping to" is for Short Men. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424425) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM Author: Exciting violet blood rage meetinghouse Lmao guess you win bro lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424433) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM Author: Cobalt Whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424451) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM Author: Poppy Erotic School Organic Girlfriend They had to call some REAL MEN to come and regulate lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424454) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:11 AM Author: Crusty plum fortuitous meteor Johnny my boy, why are you pumo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424429) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM Author: Exciting violet blood rage meetinghouse Not me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424432) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:28 PM Author: Self-absorbed Aquamarine Friendly Grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424988) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:51 AM Author: disgusting therapy The "wedding" wasn't at a church? You did nothing wrong. If they thought that their ceremony was so important maybe they should have bothered to sacralize it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424487) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:29 PM Author: Exciting violet blood rage meetinghouse This. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424851) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM Author: Self-absorbed Aquamarine Friendly Grandma so much this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424991) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:33 PM Author: Flesh pozpig 29 jumped the shark. shouldve gone with 26-27. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424859) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:34 PM Author: Sooty nighttime hall I can’t understand making up a story like this and keeping myself short in the flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48425009) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:26 PM Author: Infuriating lascivious laser beams ticket booth JM is getting subtler with age (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48425189) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:03 PM Author: tantric rigor Even after all these years some people still don't "get" xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48428610) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:23 PM Author: Awkward Electric Furnace "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:27 PM Author: bronze alcoholic orchestra pit hairy legs 34 year old "bride"? Birth control body? Not in a church?
Doesn't sound like you were at a wedding at all, champ. |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:47 PM Author: Exciting violet blood rage meetinghouse Is that supposed to insult me? As if I give a shit about the bride? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48425746) |
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