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Done drinking, ruined wife’s cousin’s wedding yesterday

Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church...
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:24 AM
Author: fear-inspiring saffron circlehead juggernaut

Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church which I thought was degenerate because I’m Roman Catholic. The MC was basically making jokes at this makeshift “church” they had with white chairs set up in the same area as the reception.

The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact I can make him bleed out of his ass if I ever got into an MMA ring with him.

She was 29 when she met him and is 34 now with a birth control softball player body.

The fuckin MC was basically announcing the wedding like it was a hockey game then started to turn it back into a romantic wedding with traditional wedding music when she walked down the aisle.

I chugged three of those little black boxes of red wine at this point so as she was walking down the aisle I grabbed the mic from the MC and pushed him away.

I always said to my wife this cousin of hers looks like a horse with her fuckin square birth control body so when I grabbed the mic I said “Galloping down the aisle! Hard! Direct (made a hand gesture)! She’s square! She has no ass! Square! Direct! Galloping down the aisle!”

While I was doing this everyone was gasping and the dad walked over like he was going to hit me be thought better of it. The security for the venue took three guys to get me down. They called the cops but the cops said this isn’t really a crime what i did so everyone just asked me to leave.

Wife still crying but 180 she left with me. She’s a ride or die bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424333)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: lime property

cousin on her moms side or dads

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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: fear-inspiring saffron circlehead juggernaut

Dads

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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
Author: rambunctious coiffed rehab nowag

which dad

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:52 AM
Author: aromatic sadistic boltzmann address



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:38 PM
Author: soul-stirring hunting ground indian lodge

A) Good question;

B) Did that moniker come from you days at the Red Dragon Inn in RhyDin?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
Author: excitant bawdyhouse



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:53 PM
Author: Silver Sickened Incel Jew



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal talking ceo



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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: Canary supple background story



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: cracking chartreuse goal in life french chef



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:26 AM
Author: cracking chartreuse goal in life french chef



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
Author: rambunctious coiffed rehab nowag



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:43 AM
Author: odious principal's office

LMFAO

truly 180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:06 AM
Author: fear-inspiring saffron circlehead juggernaut

This. And when I got home I played “Zombies” that cranberry song perfectly on my kid’s toy piano and I never played it before. I had two more black boxes on the ride and when I got home I was ranting about how good I was at piano and my wife pointed out it’s a player piano so it’s automatic. We were both hysterically laughing at my stupidity,

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:43 AM
Author: odious principal's office

180 night



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:47 AM
Author: fear-inspiring saffron circlehead juggernaut

One for the books lmao

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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: cracking chartreuse goal in life french chef



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: provocative gas station



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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:32 PM
Author: beady-eyed partner turdskin



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:04 AM
Author: fuchsia buck-toothed karate



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:50 AM
Author: hairraiser shimmering den persian

Ok but why stop drinking

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:55 PM
Author: primrose underhanded community account center



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:58 PM
Author: Red Jet-lagged University Depressive



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: aromatic sadistic boltzmann address



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: poppy anal theatre twinkling uncleanness



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: Know-it-all khaki legal warrant



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:11 PM
Author: beady-eyed partner turdskin



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:55 AM
Author: contagious cream doctorate



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:21 AM
Author: Swollen liquid oxygen native

Going to need the Heights of all involved before judging this poast

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:50 AM
Author: fear-inspiring saffron circlehead juggernaut

That’s the best part. I spend every free second of my day training and lifting. If he’s taller why didn’t he step to me when I disrespected his wife? Her lazy dad too. Because they know they had no shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424399)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: Swollen liquid oxygen native

Lmao lil breh he doesn't think about you at all -- worrying about "stepping to" is for Short Men.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: fear-inspiring saffron circlehead juggernaut

Lmao guess you win bro lmao.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: Swollen liquid oxygen native



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: nofapping ladyboy

180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: Elite Chapel

They had to call some REAL MEN to come and regulate lmao

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: Chrome Abusive Athletic Conference Sanctuary

Johnny my boy, why are you pumo?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: fear-inspiring saffron circlehead juggernaut

Not me

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: Swollen liquid oxygen native



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: poppy anal theatre twinkling uncleanness



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Date: December 8th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: mind-boggling offensive chad



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:55 PM
Author: Floppy hell yarmulke



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM
Author: beady-eyed partner turdskin



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: Curious Greedy Meetinghouse



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: Milky station



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: carmine kitty

The "wedding" wasn't at a church? You did nothing wrong. If they thought that their ceremony was so important maybe they should have bothered to sacralize it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424487)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: fear-inspiring saffron circlehead juggernaut

This.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
Author: poppy anal theatre twinkling uncleanness

so much this

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: odious principal's office



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: cracking chartreuse goal in life french chef



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: nofapping ladyboy

heroic

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:33 PM
Author: Cyan talented main people brunch

29 jumped the shark. shouldve gone with 26-27.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: Twinkling masturbator



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: Ruddy parlor indirect expression

the MC

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: aromatic sadistic boltzmann address



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:34 PM
Author: snowy motley really tough guy

I can’t understand making up a story like this and keeping myself short in the flame.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:35 PM
Author: Swollen liquid oxygen native

Story?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: nofapping ladyboy

that's the difference

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:30 PM
Author: excitant bawdyhouse



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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:57 PM
Author: lime property



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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: odious principal's office



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: Know-it-all khaki legal warrant



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Twinkling masturbator



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: cracking chartreuse goal in life french chef



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM
Author: beady-eyed partner turdskin



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:58 PM
Author: fear-inspiring saffron circlehead juggernaut

Not fake

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:25 PM
Author: poppy anal theatre twinkling uncleanness

ergo it’s true

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:26 PM
Author: Rusted newt

JM is getting subtler with age

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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: Turquoise Naked Space Generalized Bond

Even after all these years some people still don't "get" xo

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: Pearly Boyish Market

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: Outnumbered Comical Pocket Flask

34 year old "bride"? Birth control body? Not in a church?

Doesn't sound like you were at a wedding at all, champ.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:47 PM
Author: fear-inspiring saffron circlehead juggernaut

Is that supposed to insult me? As if I give a shit about the bride?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:51 PM
Author: Know-it-all khaki legal warrant

Subpoena the bodycam footage

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Trip range double fault

180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: Harsh misanthropic dysfunction casino



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: cracking chartreuse goal in life french chef



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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: habeas penem



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