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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
chestnut big dysfunction alpha
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
Primrose crotch
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
nubile emerald institution mediation
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
vibrant whorehouse
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
Garnet judgmental sneaky criminal library
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
chestnut big dysfunction alpha
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
Garnet judgmental sneaky criminal library
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
vibrant whorehouse
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
Garnet judgmental sneaky criminal library
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
vibrant whorehouse
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
Garnet judgmental sneaky criminal library
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
vibrant whorehouse
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
Garnet judgmental sneaky criminal library
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
chestnut big dysfunction alpha
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
Garnet judgmental sneaky criminal library
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
vibrant whorehouse
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
Garnet judgmental sneaky criminal library
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
Racy pearly ladyboy
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
Garnet judgmental sneaky criminal library
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
Racy pearly ladyboy
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
Garnet judgmental sneaky criminal library
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
frisky duck-like filthpig personal credit line
  04/08/25
that's rude
Garnet judgmental sneaky criminal library
  04/08/25
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chestnut big dysfunction alpha
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
Smoky anal nowag
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
vibrant whorehouse
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
Exciting party of the first part
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
Garnet judgmental sneaky criminal library
  04/08/25
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chestnut big dysfunction alpha
  04/08/25
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Garnet judgmental sneaky criminal library
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
chestnut big dysfunction alpha
  04/09/25
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chestnut big dysfunction alpha
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
aromatic trailer park roast beef
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
Mind-boggling Cruel-hearted Cumskin
  04/09/25
Ty
Garnet judgmental sneaky criminal library
  04/09/25
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fighting forum
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
Canary comical chad bbw
  04/09/25
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Garnet judgmental sneaky criminal library
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
orchid appetizing electric furnace wagecucks
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
Garnet judgmental sneaky criminal library
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
Garnet judgmental sneaky criminal library
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
mischievous insanely creepy parlor hissy fit
  05/02/25
...
Garnet judgmental sneaky criminal library
  05/12/25
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Garnet judgmental sneaky criminal library
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
Garnet judgmental sneaky criminal library
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
Mind-boggling Cruel-hearted Cumskin
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
Garnet judgmental sneaky criminal library
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
Racy pearly ladyboy
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
Garnet judgmental sneaky criminal library
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
Racy pearly ladyboy
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
Excitant Generalized Bond
  06/03/25
...
Garnet judgmental sneaky criminal library
  06/26/25
OP?
Garnet judgmental sneaky criminal library
  06/27/25
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Garnet judgmental sneaky criminal library
  07/09/25
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Garnet judgmental sneaky criminal library
  07/31/25
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chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?
chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
You are a hero.
lucius quinctius cincinnatus
  10/07/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: chestnut big dysfunction alpha

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Primrose crotch

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: nubile emerald institution mediation

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: vibrant whorehouse

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Garnet judgmental sneaky criminal library

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: chestnut big dysfunction alpha

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Garnet judgmental sneaky criminal library

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: vibrant whorehouse

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Garnet judgmental sneaky criminal library

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: vibrant whorehouse

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Garnet judgmental sneaky criminal library

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: vibrant whorehouse

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Garnet judgmental sneaky criminal library

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: chestnut big dysfunction alpha

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Garnet judgmental sneaky criminal library

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: vibrant whorehouse

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Garnet judgmental sneaky criminal library

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Racy pearly ladyboy

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Garnet judgmental sneaky criminal library

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Racy pearly ladyboy

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Garnet judgmental sneaky criminal library

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: frisky duck-like filthpig personal credit line

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Garnet judgmental sneaky criminal library

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: chestnut big dysfunction alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Smoky anal nowag

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: vibrant whorehouse

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Exciting party of the first part

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Garnet judgmental sneaky criminal library

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: chestnut big dysfunction alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Garnet judgmental sneaky criminal library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: chestnut big dysfunction alpha

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: chestnut big dysfunction alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: aromatic trailer park roast beef

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Cruel-hearted Cumskin

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Garnet judgmental sneaky criminal library

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: fighting forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Canary comical chad bbw

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Garnet judgmental sneaky criminal library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: orchid appetizing electric furnace wagecucks

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Garnet judgmental sneaky criminal library

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Garnet judgmental sneaky criminal library

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: mischievous insanely creepy parlor hissy fit

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Garnet judgmental sneaky criminal library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Garnet judgmental sneaky criminal library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Garnet judgmental sneaky criminal library

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Cruel-hearted Cumskin

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Garnet judgmental sneaky criminal library

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: Racy pearly ladyboy

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Garnet judgmental sneaky criminal library

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Racy pearly ladyboy

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Excitant Generalized Bond

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Garnet judgmental sneaky criminal library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Garnet judgmental sneaky criminal library

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Garnet judgmental sneaky criminal library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Garnet judgmental sneaky criminal library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#49145215)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#49331548)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)

VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#49331551)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: lucius quinctius cincinnatus (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

You are a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2)#49331552)