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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
cowardly native
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
Demanding Space
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
green twisted goyim
  04/18/25
Cr.
Tan piazza
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
Slimy brilliant plaza
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
wonderful bistre sanctuary mental disorder
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
cowardly native
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
flirting crackhouse mother
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
exciting theatre
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
cowardly native
  04/18/25
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
alcoholic stirring field selfie
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
cowardly native
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
alcoholic stirring field selfie
  04/18/25
...
claret hairless senate quadroon
  04/18/25
...
Drunken flushed bbw
  08/17/26
...
cracking mentally impaired dilemma
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
snowy dopamine laser beams
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
Anal crusty station weed whacker
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
cowardly native
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
Anal crusty station weed whacker
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
claret hairless senate quadroon
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
cowardly native
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
Anal crusty station weed whacker
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
cowardly native
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
Anal crusty station weed whacker
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
cordovan rigor
  04/18/25
jfc goys
Anal crusty station weed whacker
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
claret hairless senate quadroon
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
cowardly native
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
laughsome digit ratio
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
claret hairless senate quadroon
  04/18/25
Ty friend
laughsome digit ratio
  04/18/25
...
low-t theater stage
  08/17/26
...
low-t theater stage
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
azure national
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
cowardly native
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
azure national
  04/18/25
...
Umber corner
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
Anal crusty station weed whacker
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
cowardly native
  04/18/25
...
cracking mentally impaired dilemma
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
arousing filthy tanning salon ratface
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
laughsome digit ratio
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
cowardly native
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
cowardly native
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
cowardly native
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
green twisted goyim
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
cowardly native
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
cowardly native
  08/17/26
...
low-t theater stage
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
alcoholic stirring field selfie
  08/17/26
ur dumb
cowardly native
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
alcoholic stirring field selfie
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
cowardly native
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
alcoholic stirring field selfie
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
cowardly native
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
bull headed slap-happy heaven mad cow disease
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
cowardly native
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
bull headed slap-happy heaven mad cow disease
  08/17/26
...
Confused doctorate mood
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
azure national
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
cowardly native
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
azure national
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
Slimy brilliant plaza
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
cowardly native
  08/17/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: cowardly native

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Demanding Space

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: green twisted goyim

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Tan piazza

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Slimy brilliant plaza

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: wonderful bistre sanctuary mental disorder

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: cowardly native

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: flirting crackhouse mother

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: exciting theatre

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: cowardly native

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860121)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: alcoholic stirring field selfie

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: cowardly native

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: alcoholic stirring field selfie

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: claret hairless senate quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Drunken flushed bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: cracking mentally impaired dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: snowy dopamine laser beams

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Anal crusty station weed whacker

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: cowardly native

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Anal crusty station weed whacker

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: claret hairless senate quadroon

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: cowardly native

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: Anal crusty station weed whacker

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: cowardly native

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Anal crusty station weed whacker

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: cordovan rigor

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Anal crusty station weed whacker

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: claret hairless senate quadroon

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: cowardly native

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: laughsome digit ratio

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: claret hairless senate quadroon

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: laughsome digit ratio

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: low-t theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: low-t theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: azure national

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: cowardly native

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: azure national

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Umber corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Anal crusty station weed whacker

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: cowardly native

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: cracking mentally impaired dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: arousing filthy tanning salon ratface

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: laughsome digit ratio

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: cowardly native

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: cowardly native

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: cowardly native

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: green twisted goyim

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: cowardly native

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: cowardly native

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: low-t theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: alcoholic stirring field selfie

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: cowardly native

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: alcoholic stirring field selfie

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: cowardly native

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: alcoholic stirring field selfie

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: cowardly native

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: bull headed slap-happy heaven mad cow disease

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: cowardly native

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: bull headed slap-happy heaven mad cow disease

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Confused doctorate mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: azure national

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: cowardly native

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: azure national

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Slimy brilliant plaza

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: cowardly native

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073656)