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People aren’t repaying their “buy now, pay later” loans

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aromatic twinkling uncleanness
  05/19/25
klarna's a bitch
Soul-stirring mahogany cuckoldry
  05/19/25
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Provocative Bonkers Mood
  05/19/25
mondays
flushed misunderstood jap
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massive locus
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Cheese-eating Glittery Meetinghouse Blood Rage
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hyperactive french chef
  05/20/25
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Laughsome Stage Roast Beef
  05/20/25
you mean my tranche of burrito loans doesnt deserve that AAA...
Fishy hospital
  05/19/25
good luck repossessing my Taco Bell
sinister hell rigor
  05/19/25
Michael Burry currently making millions shorting Chipotle Bu...
harsh station
  05/20/25
Good. Jesus Christ. Every couple years when I have to ...
Bronze church
  05/20/25
Why do you “have to” buy a new iPhone every coup...
Azure sandwich
  05/20/25
Because I break or lose the old one.
Bronze church
  05/20/25
>>> I still do not understand how we went from a wo...
harsh station
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Magenta Titillating Jewess Wrinkle
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thriller bossy quadroon
  05/20/25
Proles are literally financing tacos. What a world.
Embarrassed to the bone hissy fit round eye
  05/20/25
ubereats as a tab for SNAP which seems like a red flag for t...
Magenta Titillating Jewess Wrinkle
  05/20/25
Good
excitant karate
  05/20/25
"Klarna, which presented Monday’s earnings via an...
Razzle-dazzle famous landscape painting
  05/20/25
it turns out banks arent just "evil" and lending t...
Khaki Prole
  05/20/25
They are also evil
harsh station
  05/20/25
Holy shit, not flame.
Shivering marvelous elastic band laser beams
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Magenta Titillating Jewess Wrinkle
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Fishy hospital
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180 maniacal preventive strike
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Red ceo indian lodge
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irradiated violet sound barrier trump supporter
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Laughsome Stage Roast Beef
  05/20/25
**lib sees that AI avatar is ambiguously multiracial and has...
Bronze church
  05/20/25
isn't that basically every loan?
Diverse brunch
  05/20/25
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Magenta Titillating Jewess Wrinkle
  05/20/25
(finance mba)
Filthy Degenerate Site
  05/20/25
ever notice that tech Engineers fail like this constantly? i...
Magenta Titillating Jewess Wrinkle
  05/20/25
they're obsessed with optimization but don't account for all...
contagious purple marketing idea office
  05/20/25
and because they're too autistic to understand and account f...
Magenta Titillating Jewess Wrinkle
  05/20/25
i am MAF i didnt invest in carvana. look is stock last 2-3 y...
beady-eyed chrome faggotry dingle berry
  05/20/25
lmfao holy shit! i thought of carvana when i made this po...
Magenta Titillating Jewess Wrinkle
  05/20/25
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thriller bossy quadroon
  05/20/25
this is actually their business model though their busine...
Maroon half-breed ape
  05/20/25
you are dreaming if you think it's only dumb Blacks, prole w...
Rusted hall organic girlfriend
  05/20/25
twist: they sell these loan portfolios to others so they don...
beady-eyed chrome faggotry dingle berry
  05/20/25
...
Magenta Titillating Jewess Wrinkle
  05/20/25
This brilliant business model works until people no longer b...
harsh station
  05/20/25
just increase penalty fees to juice the returns to offset th...
beady-eyed chrome faggotry dingle berry
  05/20/25
tsinah hack
razzmatazz psychic
  05/20/25
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pungent spot stain
  05/20/25
That's Anti-semitism
transparent bull headed genital piercing
  05/20/25
I don't need "credit" anymore. Should I start doi...
pungent spot stain
  05/20/25
I’m shocked that financing burritos for proles is not ...
Galvanic Henna Public Bath
  05/20/25
Is Affirm in equally bad shape or is this specific to Klarna...
amethyst keepsake machete point
  05/20/25
lol, it’s the model that’s fucked. Maybe one ha...
Galvanic Henna Public Bath
  05/21/25
Underreported part of this story is just how much Klarna and...
Galvanic Henna Public Bath
  05/21/25
It was all worth it to keep line go up for a couple of extra...
Shivering marvelous elastic band laser beams
  05/21/25


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Date: May 19th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: aromatic twinkling uncleanness

https://archive.ph/qqLnJ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2)#48946034)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: Soul-stirring mahogany cuckoldry

klarna's a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2)#48946044)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: Provocative Bonkers Mood



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Date: May 19th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: flushed misunderstood jap

mondays

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2)#48946045)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: massive locus



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Date: May 19th, 2025 10:28 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Glittery Meetinghouse Blood Rage



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Date: May 20th, 2025 3:42 AM
Author: hyperactive french chef



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Date: May 20th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Laughsome Stage Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2)#48948556)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: Fishy hospital

you mean my tranche of burrito loans doesnt deserve that AAA rating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2)#48946049)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: sinister hell rigor

good luck repossessing my Taco Bell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2)#48946078)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 2:12 AM
Author: harsh station

Michael Burry currently making millions shorting Chipotle Burrito Bowl CLOs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2)#48946385)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: Bronze church

Good. Jesus Christ.

Every couple years when I have to buy a new iPhone, and I ask whether there's any promotion available to where I don't have to pay full-freight if I buy like last year's model or whatever -- I still do not understand how we went from a world where the cost of the phone itself was a perk of renewing your contract to one where I have to pay a thousand dollars -- it pisses me off on a pretty deep level that the response from the ambiguously brown tattooed salesperson is that, yeah of course!, you can get on a $19/month (5-year) payment plan.

I have a real hard time not rooting for d'Angelow just going "yea Ima take that shit; niteteen dollar?" and then never paying ever again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2)#48946391)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 2:37 AM
Author: Azure sandwich

Why do you “have to” buy a new iPhone every couple of years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2)#48946397)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: Bronze church

Because I break or lose the old one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2)#48946424)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 4:02 AM
Author: harsh station

>>> I still do not understand how we went from a world where the cost of the phone itself was a perk of renewing your contract to one where I have to pay a thousand dollars

It still is if you buy an Android phone. Otherwise there is a reason Apple is worth what it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2)#48946436)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:55 AM
Author: Magenta Titillating Jewess Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2)#48946654)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: thriller bossy quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2)#48948546)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 2:46 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone hissy fit round eye

Proles are literally financing tacos. What a world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2)#48946399)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: Magenta Titillating Jewess Wrinkle

ubereats as a tab for SNAP which seems like a red flag for things about to get kooky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2)#48946656)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 3:36 AM
Author: excitant karate

Good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2)#48946426)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 3:54 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle famous landscape painting

"Klarna, which presented Monday’s earnings via an AI-generated avatar of its chief executive, has bet heavily on artificial intelligence and has said the technology helps to cut costs.

The group reduced its total headcount by 39 per cent in the past two years, while its customer service costs were down 12 per cent in the first quarter compared with the same period a year earlier."

lol. a holographic dancing anime CEO informing you that your job has been terminated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2)#48946434)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Khaki Prole

it turns out banks arent just "evil" and lending to poor retarded people was risky all along?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2)#48946645)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: harsh station

They are also evil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2)#48948507)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:55 AM
Author: Shivering marvelous elastic band laser beams

Holy shit, not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2)#48946655)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: Magenta Titillating Jewess Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2)#48946657)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:08 AM
Author: Fishy hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2)#48946672)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: 180 maniacal preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2)#48946695)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Red ceo indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2)#48946730)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: irradiated violet sound barrier trump supporter



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Date: May 20th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Laughsome Stage Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2)#48948558)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Bronze church

**lib sees that AI avatar is ambiguously multiracial and has queer mannerisms**

**nods with satisfaction**

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2)#48948572)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: Diverse brunch

isn't that basically every loan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2)#48946646)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:55 AM
Author: Magenta Titillating Jewess Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2)#48946652)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 5:44 PM
Author: Filthy Degenerate Site

(finance mba)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2)#48948561)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Magenta Titillating Jewess Wrinkle

ever notice that tech Engineers fail like this constantly? it's because they Engineer the humanity out of things and can only autistically look at numbers on paper.

it's the same reason why zillow and carvana lost a lot of money attempting to automate house and car flipping. turns out that the "average trade in" on a car factors in a human checking it out first and without that people will sell you lemons the dealer passed on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2)#48946660)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: contagious purple marketing idea office

they're obsessed with optimization but don't account for all the factors, usually because it makes their shitty "Saas" much harder to implement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2)#48946686)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Magenta Titillating Jewess Wrinkle

and because they're too autistic to understand and account for things that cannot be quantified into data.

this is why everything is better on paper but in reality so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2)#48946726)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: beady-eyed chrome faggotry dingle berry

i am MAF i didnt invest in carvana. look is stock last 2-3 years. JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2)#48946731)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Magenta Titillating Jewess Wrinkle

lmfao holy shit!

i thought of carvana when i made this poast because i just listened to something about carvana's recovery but i had no idea it was so dramatic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2)#48946742)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: thriller bossy quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2)#48948549)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: Maroon half-breed ape

this is actually their business model though

their business model isn't to charge people interest. it's to ding them with "late fees" when they don't pay

it's unclear how they're going to enforce things or actually get the money, though. like you can charge 60 IQ niggers all the "late fees" you want on their chipotle burrito purchases. they can just....not pay you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2)#48946716)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Rusted hall organic girlfriend

you are dreaming if you think it's only dumb Blacks, prole whites have Ruinous credit and are even more likely to not pay it back because they know the consequences are minimal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2)#48946728)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: beady-eyed chrome faggotry dingle berry

twist: they sell these loan portfolios to others so they dont even bear the credit risk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2)#48946733)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Magenta Titillating Jewess Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2)#48946740)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: harsh station

This brilliant business model works until people no longer buy their debt, or force them to price it so high it becomes uneconomical

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2)#48948514)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: beady-eyed chrome faggotry dingle berry

just increase penalty fees to juice the returns to offset the increased bad debt bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2)#48948585)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: razzmatazz psychic

tsinah hack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2)#48946729)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: pungent spot stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2)#48948522)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: transparent bull headed genital piercing

That's Anti-semitism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2)#48946743)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: pungent spot stain

I don't need "credit" anymore. Should I start doing this?

What's the best way to scam them before they stop paying for my stuff?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2)#48948520)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Galvanic Henna Public Bath

I’m shocked that financing burritos for proles is not working out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2)#48948545)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: amethyst keepsake machete point

Is Affirm in equally bad shape or is this specific to Klarna?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2)#48948912)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 6:54 AM
Author: Galvanic Henna Public Bath

lol, it’s the model that’s fucked. Maybe one had worse underwriting standards than the other but both are wrecked when checking accounts are empty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2)#48950142)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 6:58 AM
Author: Galvanic Henna Public Bath

Underreported part of this story is just how much Klarna and Affirm juiced consumer retail spending. The model works by paying retailers 80-90 percent of the price instantly and pocketing the difference, so by inducing proles to spend more money than they have, retail sales stayed healthy. If prole bank accounts are empty and klarna and affirm need to preserve cash they have to increase underwriting standards and retail sales will take a prole sized nose-dive.

The recession we’re in could end up being a very large one and very difficult to climb out of if the fed keeps rates high. Trump is going to fire the Fed Reserve by this fall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2)#48950145)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:24 AM
Author: Shivering marvelous elastic band laser beams

It was all worth it to keep line go up for a couple of extra months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2)#48950163)