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Forgotten scum platformers from the 90s: Oddworld, Earthworm Jim, Toejam & Earl,

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citrine church sound barrier
  05/20/25
We're doing rape tape right now.
titillating pit really tough guy
  05/20/25
Never played it
citrine church sound barrier
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Oddworld was 90's? I thought that was a 2000s PC game or som...
blue national security agency
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It came out in 1997
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wario land
racy sepia site boistinker
  05/20/25
Wario Land is a prestigious game
citrine church sound barrier
  05/20/25
Toejam and Earl isn't a platformer
startled twinkling garrison
  05/20/25
Yeah that was engagement bait
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stimulating poppy den fat ankles
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Kirby on Gameboy always struck me as scumbag. Same with Game...
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  05/21/25
Kirby is actually a very deep game, on the surface its easy ...
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stimulating poppy den fat ankles
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oddworld was amazing
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stimulating poppy den fat ankles
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All those shitty PSX mascot platformers like Gex, Croc, and ...
boyish old irish cottage
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Jesus
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stimulating poppy den fat ankles
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Vector man is incredibly Scummy
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Adventure Island / Wonder Boy (NES / Master System, 1986&nda...
Sticky razzle-dazzle step-uncle's house roommate
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The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants
titillating pit really tough guy
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Good one. The early Simpson expanded universe was Scummy af
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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: citrine church sound barrier

What else

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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: titillating pit really tough guy

We're doing rape tape right now.

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: citrine church sound barrier

Never played it

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: blue national security agency

Oddworld was 90's? I thought that was a 2000s PC game or something

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: citrine church sound barrier

It came out in 1997

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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: stimulating poppy den fat ankles



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: racy sepia site boistinker

wario land

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: citrine church sound barrier

Wario Land is a prestigious game

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: startled twinkling garrison

Toejam and Earl isn't a platformer

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: citrine church sound barrier

Yeah that was engagement bait

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: stimulating poppy den fat ankles



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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Bright charismatic incel trailer park

Kirby on Gameboy always struck me as scumbag. Same with Game Gear’s Shinobi. The later is probably more “forgotten” though.



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: citrine church sound barrier

Kirby is actually a very deep game, on the surface its easy af and you can fly though every level but if you want to 100% it, it gets hard and obscure. Like you gotta look up what to do. Its an auteur driven game

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:35 PM
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Date: October 23rd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: dashing gas station personal credit line

oddworld was amazing

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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:08 AM
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Date: October 23rd, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: boyish old irish cottage

All those shitty PSX mascot platformers like Gex, Croc, and the one with the Tasmanian tiger.

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: titillating pit really tough guy

Jesus

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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: stimulating poppy den fat ankles



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:31 PM
Author: Sticky razzle-dazzle step-uncle's house roommate

Vector man is incredibly Scummy

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Sticky razzle-dazzle step-uncle's house roommate

Adventure Island / Wonder Boy (NES / Master System, 1986–1992)

Chuck Rock (Amiga / Genesis / SNES, 1991)

Joe & Mac (Caveman Ninja) (Arcade / SNES / Genesis, 1991)

Bonk’s Adventure / BC Kid / PC Genjin (TurboGrafx-16, 1989–1993)

The Flintstones series (NES / SNES, 1991–1994)

Prehistorik / Prehistorik 2 (PC / Amiga, 1991–1993)

Big Nose the Caveman (NES, 1991)

Caveman Ugh-Lympics (PC / NES, 1988)

Trog! (Arcade / NES, 1990)

B.C.’s Quest for Tires (ColecoVision / C64, 1983)

🪓 How Caveman Platformers Are Inexorably Tied to the Scumbag Clique

Caveman platformers are the Scumbag psyche digitized—primitive, appetitive, circular.

They center on consumption and impulse, not achievement: eat, hit, fuck, repeat.

The player enacts the Scumbag loop; momentary satisfaction with no accumulation or learning.

Each game celebrates bodily immediacy: hunger, muscle, libido, idiocy.

Progress is an illusion; the Stone Age persists, just as the Scumbag never ascends class or spirit.

Their humor lies in degradation, their color in futility—a world of meat and noise where thought is extinction.

These games embody the eternal present, a world without language, memory, or transcendence. the Scumbag’s digital cave, flickering with the same stone-age glow of beer signs and CRTs.

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: titillating pit really tough guy

The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Sticky razzle-dazzle step-uncle's house roommate

Good one. The early Simpson expanded universe was Scummy af

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: stimulating poppy den fat ankles



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: Sticky razzle-dazzle step-uncle's house roommate

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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: stimulating poppy den fat ankles

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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: citrine church sound barrier



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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:19 PM
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