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Friend quit his job and blew entire savings on a stupid invention for Shark Tank

His invention was a "beer coozy" shaped like a foo...
Cobalt location
  05/27/25
If he slipped in some bullshit about the koozie being kosher...
diverse ungodly circlehead
  05/27/25
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Cobalt location
  05/27/25
sounds 180 you're gonna be SEETHING with rage when he mak...
appetizing pisswyrm
  05/27/25
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Cobalt location
  05/27/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDEL4Ty950Q
concupiscible parlour corn cake
  05/27/25
If he can solve the exploding beer issue it could be a lucra...
crystalline swashbuckling immigrant
  05/27/25
id buy one u got a link?
garnet cuckoldry
  05/27/25
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mauve stage yarmulke
  05/27/25
I believe it. I know proles who blew their money on the dumb...
Milky Half-breed Hunting Ground
  05/27/25
Much like my wife
Cobalt location
  05/28/25
jfc
Free-loading vigorous faggot firefighter
  05/28/25
tbf she was already yellow, Moshe
adventurous glassy antidepressant drug kitty cat
  05/28/25


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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Cobalt location

His invention was a "beer coozy" shaped like a football. You can put the beer can in and throw it to someone. He swore it would go viral and catch on with frats, cfb tailgates, etc. We told him nobody wants to drink a shaken up beer, he was undeterred.

Shark Tank producers humored him for a 60 second pitch and politely told him no. He didn't even get on the show. He paid a ton of money to build and store this retarded thing & he can't get rid of them. 100% chance his wife divorces him over this and he ends up living in the loft above one of our garages.

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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: diverse ungodly circlehead

If he slipped in some bullshit about the koozie being kosher or made in a special way so that jews can have it too or whatever he would have made money on it

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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Cobalt location



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: appetizing pisswyrm

sounds 180

you're gonna be SEETHING with rage when he makes his first Birrion

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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Cobalt location



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: concupiscible parlour corn cake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDEL4Ty950Q

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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: crystalline swashbuckling immigrant

If he can solve the exploding beer issue it could be a lucrative invention

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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: garnet cuckoldry

id buy one u got a link?

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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: mauve stage yarmulke



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Date: May 27th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Milky Half-breed Hunting Ground

I believe it. I know proles who blew their money on the dumbest stuff imaginable. One printed tens of thousands of "patriotic" themed stickers after 9/11, apparently hoping to cash in on the hysteria. Years later I found piles of these stickers in a relative's garage, worthless and yellowing with age.

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Date: May 28th, 2025 2:57 AM
Author: Cobalt location

Much like my wife

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Date: May 28th, 2025 3:26 AM
Author: Free-loading vigorous faggot firefighter

jfc

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Date: May 28th, 2025 4:19 AM
Author: adventurous glassy antidepressant drug kitty cat

tbf she was already yellow, Moshe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2)#48966805)