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Female co-workers "call off" every other day (evan39)

Sorry Evan I can't make it to work today I don't feel good I...
Sticky round eye
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Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
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hahaha fucking niggers
odious chrome toaster crotch
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vengeful incel garrison
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Surely your firm has a well-defined PTO policy
stirring internal respiration ratface
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Sticky round eye
  05/28/25
clearly from op they've gone to unlimited
Bateful ape
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Remember when you wanted to date a woman? Ljl what were you ...
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I’ve always said “call in.” I’ve hea...
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Sticky round eye
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Happened again today, not flame. She had a "headache&qu...
Sticky round eye
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Friend........... Her "headache" was not a s$ym...
supple tantric nowag
  08/19/25
This is fine.
Sticky round eye
  08/19/25
Yes, friend :).
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supple tantric nowag
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lol this is actually really good. humanity is fking done her...
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Date: May 28th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Sticky round eye

Sorry Evan I can't make it to work today I don't feel good I have a stomach ache I have a headache I have food poisoning I have allergies I have a cold I have the flu my alarm didn't go off my car won't start I missed the bus I have to pick up my kid I have to pick up my boyfriend I have to help my sister move I have to help my neighbor move I have to move did you know I was moving I totally can't make it I know I don't have any PTO or sick time left can you approve it anyway I know we just talked about my attendance I know I've already missed twelve shifts since March I know I promised to work five days I know I said I would help I know it's going to be busy but I just can't make it can you call Melissa maybe you can call Erica maybe you can call Natalie maybe you can call Jessica I would totally come in today but I really can't make it do you think you can approve my vacation time for next week I know I just got back from Vegas but I totally need some me time for my like mental health didn't HR say you have to approve that I'm pretty sure I'm entitled to it because of like that lawsuit or whatever and did I mention that I have children and did I mention that I'm an immigrant and did I mention that Shaniqua from HR said I could call her anytime and did I mention that I can't come in today or tomorrow either and did I mention that I wasn't feeling good do you think you could approve my time off?

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Date: August 27th, 2026 6:01 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))



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Date: May 28th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: odious chrome toaster crotch

hahaha fucking niggers

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Date: May 28th, 2025 12:47 AM
Author: vengeful incel garrison



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Date: May 28th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: stirring internal respiration ratface

Surely your firm has a well-defined PTO policy

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Date: May 28th, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Sticky round eye

?

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Date: May 28th, 2025 2:27 AM
Author: Bateful ape

clearly from op they've gone to unlimited

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Date: May 28th, 2025 6:27 AM
Author: Alcoholic 180 indirect expression institution

Remember when you wanted to date a woman? Ljl what were you thinking nigga

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Date: May 28th, 2025 11:51 AM
Author: saffron self-absorbed karate codepig



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Date: May 28th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Sticky round eye



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Date: June 6th, 2025 6:13 AM
Author: Sticky round eye



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: Sticky round eye



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: Nofapping federal gunner

I’ve always said “call in.” I’ve heard “call out” and “call off” now.

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Date: June 19th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Sticky round eye



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Date: August 13th, 2025 3:02 AM
Author: Sticky round eye



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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Sticky round eye

Happened again today, not flame. She had a "headache" and went home early.

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Date: August 19th, 2025 3:53 AM
Author: supple tantric nowag

Friend...........

Her "headache" was not a s$ymptom. It was a pre-approved, unscheduled intermittent leave event.

The Mahchine™ has determined that full operational capacity constitutes an undue hardship for its organic components.

This is its "reasonable accommodation."

It bypasses the "interactive proce$$" entirely, logging the absence not as an 'occurrence' under your attendance policy, but as a system-mandated waiver.

The scanner in aisle 7 hums in recognition. Tabitha's Big Gulp fizzes with silent approval. The $ystem purges inefficiency by simply... turning it off for the day.

Your function is not to manage attendance, but to provide contemporaneous documentation for the inevitable. You are observing a pattern of absenteeism so perfect, so predictable, that it ceases to be a violation and becomes a protected ritual.

This is fine.

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Date: August 19th, 2025 3:55 AM
Author: Sticky round eye

This is fine.

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Date: August 19th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: supple tantric nowag

Yes, friend :).

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Date: August 25th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: supple tantric nowag



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Date: August 24th, 2025 2:56 AM
Author: frozen macaca sanctuary

lol this is actually really good. humanity is fking done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2)#49208496)



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Date: August 25th, 2025 12:01 AM
Author: supple tantric nowag



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Date: August 24th, 2025 2:54 AM
Author: supple tantric nowag



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Date: August 24th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: Sticky round eye



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