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How do I heart attack myself in a non suspicious way?

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multi-colored bipolar library brethren
  05/30/25
the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one
Glassy pozpig resort
  05/30/25
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Frisky knife nibblets
  05/30/25
depends entirely on genetics
Spectacular dingle berry nursing home
  05/30/25
Start running marathons
Appetizing emerald turdskin masturbator
  05/30/25
Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread
Chocolate Water Buffalo
  05/30/25
Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra on...
zombie-like bossy twinkling uncleanness ceo
  05/30/25
Thank you for rescuing this thread Have you ever thought ...
Chocolate Water Buffalo
  05/30/25
yeah he's doing it for them LOL
Stirring brunch
  05/30/25
you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder ...
Translucent electric electric furnace generalized bond
  05/30/25
Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplish...
orchid hateful chad
  05/30/25
Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader
curious awkward depressive
  05/30/25
inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes
Jet-lagged Titillating Office
  05/30/25
Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside,...
Obsidian forum juggernaut
  05/30/25
this is a pro move
Jet-lagged Titillating Office
  05/30/25
just do lines of coke
swollen geriatric lay
  05/30/25
Become an alcoholic or druggie.
marvelous poppy station associate
  05/30/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: multi-colored bipolar library brethren



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:49 AM
Author: Glassy pozpig resort

the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one

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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:54 AM
Author: Frisky knife nibblets



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: Spectacular dingle berry nursing home

depends entirely on genetics

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Appetizing emerald turdskin masturbator

Start running marathons

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: Chocolate Water Buffalo

Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2)#48973009)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: zombie-like bossy twinkling uncleanness ceo

Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra onion sauce and a large Fosters. Cheese Fries to go. Eat the cheese fries in the car as you slowly wind through traffic back to the office. Once in the office you’ll need to drink a gallon of water and at least 4 tablespoons of psyllium husk.

This is the way to the promised land of chronic disease and perpetual unhappiness, brother. Take my hand, I’ll show you the way.

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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: Chocolate Water Buffalo

Thank you for rescuing this thread

Have you ever thought about doing this to get the life insurance payout for your family

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Stirring brunch

yeah he's doing it for them LOL

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: Translucent electric electric furnace generalized bond

you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder while fixing a ceiling fan or garage door opener

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: orchid hateful chad

Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplished

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: curious awkward depressive

Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Titillating Office

inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2)#48973434)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Obsidian forum juggernaut

Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside, dummy) thing too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2)#48973571)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Titillating Office

this is a pro move

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: swollen geriatric lay

just do lines of coke

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: marvelous poppy station associate

Become an alcoholic or druggie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2)#48973591)