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sooty out-of-control cruise ship shitlib
  05/30/25
dont do it friend
Appetizing sick ceo chapel
  05/30/25
old age
excitant pocket flask school
  05/30/25
Like accelerating it by taking seed oils?
sooty out-of-control cruise ship shitlib
  05/30/25
yeah just eat mcdonalds
excitant pocket flask school
  05/30/25
Be well insured and make it look like an accident. The latt...
Dashing Beta Athletic Conference
  05/30/25
I tried to pull a Willy Loman and it didn't work, I figure j...
Stimulating talking house people who are hurt
  05/30/25
My insurance is okay but only like $1.8 MM total
sooty out-of-control cruise ship shitlib
  05/30/25
Stand up at a large family gathering, ideally a holiday like...
carnelian really tough guy institution
  05/30/25
It is shame driving me to this. I did it to myself.
sooty out-of-control cruise ship shitlib
  05/30/25
Do you think in any way I am seriously engaging with you on ...
carnelian really tough guy institution
  05/30/25
go to vegas, find a whore, refuse to pay, get killed by her ...
bisexual coldplay fan
  05/30/25
It would be poetic.
sooty out-of-control cruise ship shitlib
  05/30/25
or pay double & $till get killed anyway$
Appetizing sick ceo chapel
  05/30/25
Tp
Concupiscible Native
  05/31/25
for most poasters i think anything would work
Useless Resort
  05/30/25
kill the family first
Bearded Idiotic Haunted Graveyard Theater Stage
  05/30/25
ran here
internet-worthy pit
  05/31/25
Final ocean swim
autistic casino
  05/30/25
Hiking in the mountains.
sable shrine
  05/30/25
just jump.
Vibrant set tank
  05/30/25
Deep sea fishing
Beady-eyed embarrassed to the bone national water buffalo
  05/30/25
Something "heroic" like dying climbing Everest. J...
Smoky lascivious giraffe
  05/30/25
Have one on one conversations with each of them beforehand. ...
violent pearl yarmulke ticket booth
  05/30/25
"Hey, I want you to know, you've contributed to what I'...
carnelian really tough guy institution
  05/30/25
biglaw of counsel
Histrionic stubborn knife
  05/30/25
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carnelian really tough guy institution
  05/30/25
Skadden M&A
carnelian really tough guy institution
  05/30/25
Irredeemably devastated this isn't a disco fries thread
Concupiscible Native
  05/31/25
beaten to death with baseball bats on live TV
french filthpig den
  05/31/25
inciting a group of black teenagers to beat you to death
splenetic snowy orchestra pit
  05/31/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: sooty out-of-control cruise ship shitlib



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Appetizing sick ceo chapel

dont do it friend

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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: excitant pocket flask school

old age

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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: sooty out-of-control cruise ship shitlib

Like accelerating it by taking seed oils?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2)#48975440)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: excitant pocket flask school

yeah just eat mcdonalds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2)#48975446)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: Dashing Beta Athletic Conference

Be well insured and make it look like an accident. The latter will ensure the former, which is all your family really cares about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2)#48975445)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: Stimulating talking house people who are hurt

I tried to pull a Willy Loman and it didn't work, I figure just disappearing in the woods with a gun is the actual best plan of action

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2)#48975450)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:59 PM
Author: sooty out-of-control cruise ship shitlib

My insurance is okay but only like $1.8 MM total

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2)#48975454)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: carnelian really tough guy institution

Stand up at a large family gathering, ideally a holiday like Thanksgiving or Christmas, scream "you've all made me do this; I hope you never forgive yourselves!" then blow your brains out with a gun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2)#48975457)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: sooty out-of-control cruise ship shitlib

It is shame driving me to this. I did it to myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2)#48975473)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:36 PM
Author: carnelian really tough guy institution

Do you think in any way I am seriously engaging with you on this topic? The answer is no. Don't kill yourself. Seek professional help. Have a good evening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2)#48975539)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:11 PM
Author: bisexual coldplay fan

go to vegas, find a whore, refuse to pay, get killed by her pimp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2)#48975477)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:11 PM
Author: sooty out-of-control cruise ship shitlib

It would be poetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2)#48975478)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:31 PM
Author: Appetizing sick ceo chapel

or pay double

& $till get killed anyway$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2)#48975531)



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Date: May 31st, 2025 3:14 AM
Author: Concupiscible Native

Tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2)#48975830)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:11 PM
Author: Useless Resort

for most poasters i think anything would work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2)#48975479)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:14 PM
Author: Bearded Idiotic Haunted Graveyard Theater Stage

kill the family first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2)#48975484)



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Date: May 31st, 2025 3:00 AM
Author: internet-worthy pit

ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2)#48975821)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: autistic casino

Final ocean swim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2)#48975487)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:28 PM
Author: sable shrine

Hiking in the mountains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2)#48975522)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: Vibrant set tank

just jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2)#48975527)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Beady-eyed embarrassed to the bone national water buffalo

Deep sea fishing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2)#48975529)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Smoky lascivious giraffe

Something "heroic" like dying climbing Everest. Just bail out 10 minutes into the climb and take some pills or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2)#48975536)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: violent pearl yarmulke ticket booth

Have one on one conversations with each of them beforehand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2)#48975550)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 PM
Author: carnelian really tough guy institution

"Hey, I want you to know, you've contributed to what I'm about to do. Always remember that, faggot."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2)#48975551)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Histrionic stubborn knife

biglaw of counsel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2)#48975553)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: carnelian really tough guy institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2)#48975555)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: carnelian really tough guy institution

Skadden M&A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2)#48975558)



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Date: May 31st, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: Concupiscible Native

Irredeemably devastated this isn't a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2)#48975829)



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Date: May 31st, 2025 3:39 AM
Author: french filthpig den

beaten to death with baseball bats on live TV

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2)#48975841)



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Date: May 31st, 2025 3:41 AM
Author: splenetic snowy orchestra pit

inciting a group of black teenagers to beat you to death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2)#48975842)