sex doesn't do much for me anymore
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Date: May 31st, 2025 1:36 PM Author: concupiscible laser beams space Subject: Evan39 (Licensed to Withhold Affection)
Sex was removed from the menu in 2017.
We were issued ration cards—redeemable for “Approved Intimacy Moments™” inside FEMA glow zones.
Mine expired untouched.
Now I receive state-funded Closeness Simulations™ every other Thursday.
The technician always says: “You’re doing great, Daniel.”
My name isn’t Daniel.
When I asked about actual men, they handed me a pamphlet titled:
“Historical Gratitude: Why Chad Let You Glimpse Him.”
This is fine.
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/05/31/health/intimacy-subsidies-decline.html
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731812&forum_id=2)#48976786) |
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