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I have an opportunity to insider trade and 200x my net worth, should I?

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a w...
translucent site gunner
  06/03/25
you should share it with your Internet friends here
orange mind-boggling faggotry resort
  06/03/25
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Provocative purple meetinghouse
  06/04/25
...
mentally impaired messiness national
  06/04/25
Lol at not being traceable
Flatulent base ladyboy
  06/03/25
Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Hap...
translucent site gunner
  06/03/25
be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider t...
green dashing main people ticket booth
  06/03/25
Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Co...
Massive peach locale police squad
  06/03/25
Wtf? How do I make that much????
translucent site gunner
  06/03/25
only if you promise to update us on the indictment, convicti...
grizzly menage cuckoldry
  06/03/25
Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-cli...
cowardly field
  06/03/25
poast ur email im serious
translucent site gunner
  06/03/25
juaneighty@proton.me
brass hot toilet seat range
  06/04/25
Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.
twinkling soul-stirring shitlib brethren
  06/03/25
obviously yes
plum chapel codepig
  06/03/25
tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.
Slimy carmine whorehouse
  06/03/25
cr. not flame
excitant abnormal point boistinker
  06/04/25
Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO e...
exciting poppy station
  06/04/25
u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above
translucent site gunner
  06/04/25
which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessa...
Charismatic Fluffy Cuck Patrolman
  06/04/25
for things like this, you go on their word
Slimy carmine whorehouse
  06/04/25
This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosec...
Duck-like bistre liquid oxygen
  06/04/25
no! better follow the rules! all those rich people certai...
crawly space
  06/04/25
it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it i...
Talented awkward stage dragon
  06/04/25
I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Ma...
grizzly menage cuckoldry
  06/04/25
This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and re...
Useless slippery doctorate
  06/04/25
ah hahahahahahhaa pwned Then, there was the Mathew Martom...
Talented awkward stage dragon
  06/04/25
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Provocative purple meetinghouse
  06/04/25
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&a...
brass hot toilet seat range
  06/04/25
EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because d...
chrome ratface corner
  06/04/25
As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at i...
Duck-like bistre liquid oxygen
  06/04/25
I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four mon...
translucent site gunner
  06/04/25
its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo
vibrant black brunch clown
  06/04/25
You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG IF you get caught, and I...
hyperventilating charcoal pit gaping
  06/04/25


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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: translucent site gunner

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a way that only involves me and isn't traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48984484)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: orange mind-boggling faggotry resort

you should share it with your Internet friends here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48984486)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Provocative purple meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48986753)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: mentally impaired messiness national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48986816)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Flatulent base ladyboy

Lol at not being traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48984487)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: translucent site gunner

Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Happens all of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48984491)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: green dashing main people ticket booth

be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider trading.

"Cause the man is wise

You are still an outlaw in their eyes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48984490)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Massive peach locale police squad

Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Congrats on your soon to be $150,000 net worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48984492)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: translucent site gunner

Wtf? How do I make that much????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48984494)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: grizzly menage cuckoldry

only if you promise to update us on the indictment, conviction, and sentencing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48984495)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: cowardly field

Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-client privilege"? Email me brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48984536)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: translucent site gunner

poast ur email

im serious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48984697)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: brass hot toilet seat range

juaneighty@proton.me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48986083)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: twinkling soul-stirring shitlib brethren

Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48984544)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: plum chapel codepig

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48984545)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: Slimy carmine whorehouse

tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48984563)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: excitant abnormal point boistinker

cr. not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48985721)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: exciting poppy station

Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO expert is already ITT or does he only do civil?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48985725)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: translucent site gunner

u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48985860)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Charismatic Fluffy Cuck Patrolman

which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessary terms and NDAs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48985971)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Slimy carmine whorehouse

for things like this, you go on their word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48986146)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: Duck-like bistre liquid oxygen

This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosecuted for insider trading so OP can just say he was one of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48986762)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: crawly space

no! better follow the rules!

all those rich people certainly did.

how would things look if people did not follow the rules?! are society would be so unfair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48985729)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Talented awkward stage dragon

it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it in. you will be Destroyed imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48985864)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: grizzly menage cuckoldry

I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Martoma. This house turd did insider trading for his kike overlord. Got pwned hard by turd USA for SDNY. No penalty for kike kohen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathew_Martoma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48985957)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Useless slippery doctorate

This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and really just some dumb semetic ritual bullshit beyond anything else.

Fuck kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48985961)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Talented awkward stage dragon

ah hahahahahahhaa pwned

Then, there was the Mathew Martoma case: the former S.A.C. portfolio manager had an inside source—a doctor who helped supervise drug trials for the Elan Corporation—and investigators had established that Martoma made a phone call to Cohen shortly before Cohen gave orders to sell the stock. But Klotz observed that, before the selloff, Elan had risen from nineteen dollars to more than thirty, and that several analysts had issued reports arguing that the stock had peaked. It made sense for Cohen to sell his shares. In Klotz’s telling, Martoma had told Cohen that he was “no longer comfortable” being long in the stock. Given that S.A.C. had an unrealized profit of around eighty million dollars, selling was simply the prudent thing to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48986077)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Provocative purple meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48986755)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: brass hot toilet seat range

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48986056)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: chrome ratface corner

EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because downside is you give it all back and start over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48986073)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: Duck-like bistre liquid oxygen

As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at insider trading is to take questions on XO. Make sure you buy short-dated out of the money call options to maximize your returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48986758)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: translucent site gunner

I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four months ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48986805)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: vibrant black brunch clown

its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48986814)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: hyperventilating charcoal pit gaping

You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG

IF you get caught, and IF they go after you, just buy a pardon from Trump daddy and its all gucci.

this is legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48986845)