“Shell-vators”

(Parody of “Televators” by The Mars Volta)

(Verse 1)

I move so slow, through the muddy flow,

Shell on my back like a mobile home,

No rush in life, take it step by step,

While the world around me’s a frantic prep.

(Pre-Chorus)

Climbing up these leafy hills,

Every move a careful thrill,

The shell-vators rise so slow,

Taking me where I want to go.

(Chorus)

Shell-vators, they lift me high,

But I’m just a turtle in the sky,

Slow-motion traveler in a fast machine,

Living life inside my green.

(Verse 2)

Shell polished smooth by the river’s song,

Patience taught me to stay strong,

Time is my friend, not a race to win,

I’m steady, grounded deep within.

(Pre-Chorus)

Climbing up these leafy hills,

Every move a careful thrill,

The shell-vators rise so slow,

Taking me where I want to go.

(Chorus)

Shell-vators, they lift me high,

But I’m just a turtle in the sky,

Slow-motion traveler in a fast machine,

Living life inside my green.

(Bridge)

No need for haste, no need to run,

I’ll see the stars when day is done,

Shell-vators hum a lullaby,

While I dream beneath the sky.

(Outro)

Shell on my back, slow but sure,

In this world, I endure,

Shell-vators rise and fall,

But I’m steady through it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739077&forum_id=2)#49023443)