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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
red antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
wow lol
up-to-no-good outnumbered newt
  06/30/25
...
Indecent violet orchestra pit mexican
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
up-to-no-good outnumbered newt
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
red antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
bateful carnelian library turdskin
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
red antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
Exciting milk office
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
diverse business firm keepsake machete
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
up-to-no-good outnumbered newt
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
Saffron macaca
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
red antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
diverse business firm keepsake machete
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
Vibrant faggot firefighter dingle berry
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
up-to-no-good outnumbered newt
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
red antidepressant drug
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
Cerise boyish becky principal's office
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
buck-toothed dilemma
  06/30/25
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embarrassed to the bone heady kitchen trump supporter
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
arousing flushed candlestick maker
  06/30/25
...
red antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
Puce Laser Beams Church Building
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
lilac racy feces coffee pot
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
Claret liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
...
Saffron macaca
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
Vibrant faggot firefighter dingle berry
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
Fragrant Point
  07/01/25
...
lilac racy feces coffee pot
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
orange telephone temple
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
ruby spectacular black woman filthpig
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
180 hell
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
shimmering gaping
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
Confused Famous Landscape Painting
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
flesh ratface internal respiration
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: red antidepressant drug

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: up-to-no-good outnumbered newt

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Indecent violet orchestra pit mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: up-to-no-good outnumbered newt

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: red antidepressant drug

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: bateful carnelian library turdskin

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: red antidepressant drug

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: Exciting milk office

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: diverse business firm keepsake machete

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: up-to-no-good outnumbered newt

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Saffron macaca

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: red antidepressant drug

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: diverse business firm keepsake machete

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Vibrant faggot firefighter dingle berry

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: up-to-no-good outnumbered newt

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: red antidepressant drug

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Cerise boyish becky principal's office

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: buck-toothed dilemma

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone heady kitchen trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: arousing flushed candlestick maker

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: red antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Puce Laser Beams Church Building

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: lilac racy feces coffee pot

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Claret liquid oxygen

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: Saffron macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Vibrant faggot firefighter dingle berry

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Fragrant Point

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: lilac racy feces coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: orange telephone temple

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: ruby spectacular black woman filthpig

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: 180 hell

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: shimmering gaping

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: Confused Famous Landscape Painting

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: flesh ratface internal respiration

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065360)