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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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multi-colored step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
alcoholic soggy crotch native
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
sepia stirring plaza
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Supple Trailer Park
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
stimulating doobsian university incel
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
sable aromatic hall
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
salmon degenerate abode
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
narrow-minded pocket flask indian lodge
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
galvanic brunch
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
multi-colored step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Beady-eyed school giraffe
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
maize hairraiser lay sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Glittery learning disabled parlour roommate
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
multi-colored step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
boyish theater stage goal in life
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Wine bisexual rehab background story
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
vivacious nursing home immigrant
  06/30/25
cr
multi-colored step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Beady-eyed school giraffe
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
ebony splenetic set
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
boyish theater stage goal in life
  06/30/25
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razzle kitchen ratface
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Glittery learning disabled parlour roommate
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
vivacious nursing home immigrant
  06/30/25
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Self-centered Market Partner
  07/01/25
*bussy
Swashbuckling useless brakes
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
salmon degenerate abode
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Trip bistre den
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
cerise piazza
  06/30/25
fuck
Glittery learning disabled parlour roommate
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Trip bistre den
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
alcoholic soggy crotch native
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Glittery learning disabled parlour roommate
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
ebony splenetic set
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
multi-colored step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
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Metal Site Potus
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
exciting insecure theatre
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Overrated Deranged Office Brethren
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
flesh cowardly yarmulke tattoo
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
multi-colored step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Overrated Deranged Office Brethren
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
razzle kitchen ratface
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Overrated Deranged Office Brethren
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
soul-stirring clown
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
multi-colored step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
adventurous talking ape locale
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Blue famous landscape painting
  06/30/25
tcr
razzle kitchen ratface
  07/01/25
just jump
azure provocative blood rage
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
multi-colored step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
...
Duck-like laughsome heaven
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Aphrodisiac circlehead
  06/30/25
wow
multi-colored step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
purple institution son of senegal
  06/30/25
JFC man
multi-colored step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
galvanic brunch
  06/30/25
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azure provocative blood rage
  06/30/25
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Glittery learning disabled parlour roommate
  06/30/25
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boyish theater stage goal in life
  06/30/25
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spruce abusive hell
  06/30/25
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Up-to-no-good resort halford
  06/30/25
...
adventurous talking ape locale
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Blue famous landscape painting
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
exciting insecure theatre
  06/30/25
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Charismatic sanctuary windowlicker
  07/01/25
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Self-centered Market Partner
  07/01/25
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lilac exhilarant tanning salon faggot firefighter
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Hateful thirsty goyim
  07/01/25
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Passionate Location Mood
  07/01/25
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Supple Trailer Park
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
sable aromatic hall
  06/30/25
bro
multi-colored step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
...
Blue famous landscape painting
  06/30/25
lol
razzle kitchen ratface
  07/01/25
...
hyperactive cracking feces
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
peach fighting business firm
  06/30/25
jfc
multi-colored step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Beady-eyed school giraffe
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
spruce abusive hell
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Up-to-no-good resort halford
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
razzle kitchen ratface
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
peach fighting business firm
  07/01/25
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flesh cowardly yarmulke tattoo
  07/01/25
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Up-to-no-good resort halford
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Passionate Location Mood
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Lascivious Range Striped Hyena
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
ebony splenetic set
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
multi-colored step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Glittery learning disabled parlour roommate
  06/30/25
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multi-colored step-uncle's house
  07/01/25
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Smoky point
  07/01/25
lol
razzle kitchen ratface
  07/01/25
...
azure provocative blood rage
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Bat-shit-crazy Fragrant Volcanic Crater
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Floppy sexy garrison organic girlfriend
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Misanthropic cruel-hearted multi-billionaire
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
bearded legal warrant
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
umber cheese-eating crackhouse
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Smoky point
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
plum marvelous jew cruise ship
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
multi-colored step-uncle's house
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
razzle kitchen ratface
  07/01/25
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multi-colored step-uncle's house
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Self-centered Market Partner
  07/01/25
😟
Clear Motley Boistinker Antidepressant Drug
  07/01/25
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Outnumbered turquoise hunting ground national
  07/01/25
holy shit
multi-colored step-uncle's house
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Smoky point
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Brilliant lodge dysfunction
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Passionate Location Mood
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
salmon degenerate abode
  07/01/25
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multi-colored step-uncle's house
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Passionate Location Mood
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Passionate Location Mood
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Aphrodisiac circlehead
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
salmon degenerate abode
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
multi-colored step-uncle's house
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Yellow stag film gaming laptop
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Self-centered Market Partner
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
erotic histrionic menage
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
multi-colored step-uncle's house
  07/06/25
...
Aphrodisiac circlehead
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Vengeful selfie telephone
  07/06/25
...
Up-to-no-good resort halford
  07/06/25
lol
razzle kitchen ratface
  07/07/25
wow
multi-colored step-uncle's house
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: multi-colored step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: alcoholic soggy crotch native

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: sepia stirring plaza

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Supple Trailer Park

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: stimulating doobsian university incel

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: sable aromatic hall

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: salmon degenerate abode

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: narrow-minded pocket flask indian lodge

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: galvanic brunch

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: multi-colored step-uncle's house

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Beady-eyed school giraffe

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: maize hairraiser lay sweet tailpipe

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Glittery learning disabled parlour roommate

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: multi-colored step-uncle's house

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: boyish theater stage goal in life

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Wine bisexual rehab background story

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: vivacious nursing home immigrant

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: multi-colored step-uncle's house

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Beady-eyed school giraffe

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: ebony splenetic set

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: boyish theater stage goal in life

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: razzle kitchen ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Glittery learning disabled parlour roommate

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: vivacious nursing home immigrant

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Self-centered Market Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Swashbuckling useless brakes

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: salmon degenerate abode

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Trip bistre den

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: cerise piazza

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Glittery learning disabled parlour roommate

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Trip bistre den

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: alcoholic soggy crotch native

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Glittery learning disabled parlour roommate

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: ebony splenetic set

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: multi-colored step-uncle's house

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Metal Site Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: exciting insecure theatre

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Overrated Deranged Office Brethren

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: flesh cowardly yarmulke tattoo

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: multi-colored step-uncle's house

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Overrated Deranged Office Brethren

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: razzle kitchen ratface

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Overrated Deranged Office Brethren

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: soul-stirring clown

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: multi-colored step-uncle's house

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: adventurous talking ape locale

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Blue famous landscape painting

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: razzle kitchen ratface

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: azure provocative blood rage

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: multi-colored step-uncle's house

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Duck-like laughsome heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac circlehead

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: multi-colored step-uncle's house

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: purple institution son of senegal

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: multi-colored step-uncle's house

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: galvanic brunch

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: azure provocative blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Glittery learning disabled parlour roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: boyish theater stage goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: spruce abusive hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good resort halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: adventurous talking ape locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Blue famous landscape painting

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: exciting insecure theatre

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Charismatic sanctuary windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Self-centered Market Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: lilac exhilarant tanning salon faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Hateful thirsty goyim

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Passionate Location Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Supple Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: sable aromatic hall

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: multi-colored step-uncle's house

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Blue famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: razzle kitchen ratface

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: hyperactive cracking feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: peach fighting business firm

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: multi-colored step-uncle's house

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Beady-eyed school giraffe

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: spruce abusive hell

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good resort halford

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: razzle kitchen ratface

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: peach fighting business firm

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: flesh cowardly yarmulke tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good resort halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Passionate Location Mood

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Lascivious Range Striped Hyena

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: ebony splenetic set

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: multi-colored step-uncle's house

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Glittery learning disabled parlour roommate

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: multi-colored step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Smoky point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: razzle kitchen ratface

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: azure provocative blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Fragrant Volcanic Crater

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Floppy sexy garrison organic girlfriend

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Misanthropic cruel-hearted multi-billionaire

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: bearded legal warrant

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: umber cheese-eating crackhouse

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Smoky point

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: plum marvelous jew cruise ship

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: multi-colored step-uncle's house

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: razzle kitchen ratface

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: multi-colored step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Self-centered Market Partner

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Clear Motley Boistinker Antidepressant Drug

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Outnumbered turquoise hunting ground national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: multi-colored step-uncle's house

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Smoky point

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Brilliant lodge dysfunction

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Passionate Location Mood

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: salmon degenerate abode

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: multi-colored step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Passionate Location Mood

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Passionate Location Mood

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac circlehead

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: salmon degenerate abode

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: multi-colored step-uncle's house

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Yellow stag film gaming laptop

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Self-centered Market Partner

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: erotic histrionic menage

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: multi-colored step-uncle's house

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Vengeful selfie telephone

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good resort halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: razzle kitchen ratface

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: multi-colored step-uncle's house

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078889)