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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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nofapping brunch
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
Topaz Karate Pit
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
nofapping brunch
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
Topaz Karate Pit
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
nofapping brunch
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
rusted mildly autistic point
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
nofapping brunch
  07/06/25
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copper locale candlestick maker
  07/06/25
18000000000000
aquamarine hairraiser corner personal credit line
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Abnormal Magenta Pocket Flask Nursing Home
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rusted mildly autistic point
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Bossy parlor sound barrier
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Anal sticky orchestra pit
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haunting ape sanctuary
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Pontificating Dingle Berry University
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Glittery sable messiness
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Nudist Bawdyhouse Digit Ratio
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milky multi-colored party of the first part
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Kink-friendly base
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Jet-lagged mauve mad cow disease school cafeteria
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Stimulating tank
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Out-of-control Geriatric Heaven
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self-absorbed space
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
Abnormal Magenta Pocket Flask Nursing Home
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
Topaz Karate Pit
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
Abnormal Magenta Pocket Flask Nursing Home
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
nofapping brunch
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
Abnormal Magenta Pocket Flask Nursing Home
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
Topaz Karate Pit
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
nofapping brunch
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
Abnormal Magenta Pocket Flask Nursing Home
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
big queen of the night place of business
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
Abnormal Magenta Pocket Flask Nursing Home
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
maroon shivering idea he suggested
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
Cracking chapel
  07/06/25
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self-absorbed space
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
Anal sticky orchestra pit
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
titillating organic girlfriend roast beef
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
Mind-boggling goal in life blood rage
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
Pontificating Dingle Berry University
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
misunderstood crackhouse cuck
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
nofapping brunch
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
big queen of the night place of business
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
nofapping brunch
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
misunderstood crackhouse cuck
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
big queen of the night place of business
  07/07/25
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Nudist Bawdyhouse Digit Ratio
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
misunderstood crackhouse cuck
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
Mind-boggling goal in life blood rage
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
big queen of the night place of business
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
Nudist Bawdyhouse Digit Ratio
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
misunderstood crackhouse cuck
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
Nudist Bawdyhouse Digit Ratio
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
misunderstood crackhouse cuck
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
Nudist Bawdyhouse Digit Ratio
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
misunderstood crackhouse cuck
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
misunderstood crackhouse cuck
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Anal sticky orchestra pit
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
Nudist Bawdyhouse Digit Ratio
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nofapping brunch
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
Drunken Private Investor
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Abnormal Magenta Pocket Flask Nursing Home
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Nudist Bawdyhouse Digit Ratio
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nofapping brunch
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
charismatic parlour
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
Jet-lagged mauve mad cow disease school cafeteria
  07/11/25
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nofapping brunch
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
beady-eyed den
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: nofapping brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077689)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Topaz Karate Pit

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: nofapping brunch

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Topaz Karate Pit

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: nofapping brunch

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: rusted mildly autistic point

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: nofapping brunch

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: copper locale candlestick maker



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: aquamarine hairraiser corner personal credit line

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Abnormal Magenta Pocket Flask Nursing Home



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: rusted mildly autistic point



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Bossy parlor sound barrier



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Anal sticky orchestra pit



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: haunting ape sanctuary



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: Pontificating Dingle Berry University



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Glittery sable messiness



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Nudist Bawdyhouse Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078734)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: milky multi-colored party of the first part



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Kink-friendly base



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Jet-lagged mauve mad cow disease school cafeteria



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Stimulating tank



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Out-of-control Geriatric Heaven



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: self-absorbed space



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Abnormal Magenta Pocket Flask Nursing Home

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Topaz Karate Pit

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Abnormal Magenta Pocket Flask Nursing Home

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: nofapping brunch

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Abnormal Magenta Pocket Flask Nursing Home

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Topaz Karate Pit

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: nofapping brunch

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Abnormal Magenta Pocket Flask Nursing Home

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: big queen of the night place of business

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Abnormal Magenta Pocket Flask Nursing Home

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: maroon shivering idea he suggested

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Cracking chapel

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: self-absorbed space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49099448)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Anal sticky orchestra pit

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: titillating organic girlfriend roast beef

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Mind-boggling goal in life blood rage

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Pontificating Dingle Berry University

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: misunderstood crackhouse cuck

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: nofapping brunch

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: big queen of the night place of business

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: nofapping brunch

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: misunderstood crackhouse cuck

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: big queen of the night place of business

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Nudist Bawdyhouse Digit Ratio



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: misunderstood crackhouse cuck

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Mind-boggling goal in life blood rage

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: big queen of the night place of business

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Nudist Bawdyhouse Digit Ratio

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: misunderstood crackhouse cuck

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Nudist Bawdyhouse Digit Ratio

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: misunderstood crackhouse cuck

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Nudist Bawdyhouse Digit Ratio

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: misunderstood crackhouse cuck

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: misunderstood crackhouse cuck

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Anal sticky orchestra pit



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Nudist Bawdyhouse Digit Ratio

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: nofapping brunch



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Drunken Private Investor

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Abnormal Magenta Pocket Flask Nursing Home



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Nudist Bawdyhouse Digit Ratio



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: nofapping brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49087316)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: charismatic parlour

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Jet-lagged mauve mad cow disease school cafeteria

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: nofapping brunch



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: beady-eyed den

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49099235)